NFL Rookies: Mowing the Lawn, Living at Home, and Saving Money During the Lockout
Shane Vereen was a star at Cal, a 5-10, 204-pound pinball who torched the Pac-10 for nearly 3,000 yards in three seasons, despite playing behind Jahvid Best for two of those years.
The 56th pick in the NFL Draft, Vereen will join the New England Patriots – once the NFL lockout is over – and catch passes from Tom Brady and be screamed at by Bill Belichick.
But first, he must mow the lawn.
“There’s one way I’m staying afloat right now, and that’s living at home,” Vereen said at the NFL PLAYERS Rookie Premiere in Los Angeles Friday. “Yes I am living at home, with moms and dad. It’s kind of weird coming back home from college. I really don’t like it that much. If we last any longer, I’m going to have to do something about it. I try to stay out of the house as much as possible, but I’m not trying to spend any money until I get it.”
Welcome to the new NFL, the home of the financially-conscious rookie star.
Vereen is living at home, as is the No. 10 pick, quarterback Blaine Gabbert of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Baltimore Ravens rookie wideout Torrey Smith, the 58th pick, is living at his girlfriend’s place near the University of Maryland, where he played college ball.
Like a lottery winner with a winning ticket but no envelope to mail it in, recently-drafted rookies exist in a state of purgatory – big paychecks awaiting, but not yet agreed upon. The trappings of the NFL are still being heaped upon them at events like this, but that’s about it.
“I’m living with my godfather in Birmingham, where I was staying,” said Marcell Dareus, the No. 3 pick. “I look at it as just saving money. I’m living the NFL lifestyle now – I’m out here in L.A., doing the Rookie Premiere, having a great time with these future hall of famers, future NFL stars. This is the NFL life. The only thing is, I’m saving a little money right now. We’re making a little money with these cards, these appearances, a little here and there. We’ve got a little money in the bank, but we’re just sitting back and enjoying life while trying to save.”
That was the consensus amongst most of the nearly three dozen rookies in attendance, all high-round picks with instant marketability. No. 1 pick Cam Newton got most of the attention – serenading the crowd for much of the afternoon with freestyle raps – but No. 2 pick Von Miller, new Bengals A.J. Green and Andy Dalton, No. 8 pick Jake Locker and several other first-round picks were also in Los Angeles.
Most sported fresh ice in their ears and none looked like they were starving, but they all described entering the league during a lockout year with trepidation.
“I’m staying near college at my girlfriend’s house, paying no rent, no nothing!” Smith said with a laugh. “I can relate to these guys. Only reason I’m staying there is so I can work out with the guys in the area. But it’s a tough situation for us. A lot of people I know go home. A lot of people don’t think about it, but the rookies, we’re going to completely new cities for a lot of us. You can’t even pick out a place to live because you don’t have the money to do it. July is coming up soon, that’s when guys normally get their places, and who’s going to want to do that with a lockout?”
Smith has a criminology degree to fall back on – and “lots of friends in D.C., so I’m cool” – but most of his fellow rookies are just biding their time until a deal gets done.
Cleveland Browns rookie wide receiver Greg Little has gone the extra step in trying to absorb himself in the process, trying to catch up on all the lingo that passes from lawyers to media to agents to players.
“It’s something that you research and you know about,” Little said. “You don’t want to be ignorant or naive to the facts of what’s going on in your livelihood. It’s definitely something you take very seriously; if you want to know, you get involved in it. Guys are emailing back and forth; it’s bringing guys together. Guys are learning just what a CBA is. Most guys don’t know. I’ll admit, I didn’t know. Exactly what’s being discussed, what are the pros and con of each different situation. I think a lot of guys who don’t know, really are hurt by it.”
The players say they’re hurt more by the lack of practice time with teammates, as the rookie learning curve has become all the more pronounced.
“Even though I got (a playbook), it’s like having a science book, and you can read the science book and know what’s going on, but you don’t get it until you actually do the experiments yourself,” Smith said. “It’s the same thing with a playbook. I got it, but I’m not going to be ready until I get those reps.”

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May 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I went to the wrong school in the wrong decade.
http://thechive.com/2011/05/24/the-2011-asu-undie-run-part-ii-46-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29
/curses flannel and grunge
May 24th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
I hope your “moms” kicked your ass for calling her “moms.”
May 24th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Who?
/Big Love’d
May 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
I’m Jon Gold?
May 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Good job, Jon Gold, whoever you are.
Although, I must say…this might the first post in the history of TBL that reads like a newspaper article.
May 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
My thoughts exactly, glad I’m not the only one.
May 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Jon Gold actually talked to the players?
May 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Oh, how I long to be Van Wilder
May 24th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Old media in this hizzouse!
May 24th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
So you’re saying it needs more wildly inaccurate statements of opinion that are presented as fact? I’m sure another bowl post will be up by the end of the day.
Good job Jon Gold, if that is your real name.
May 24th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Wonder how many of the rookies would choose to eat at the Olive Garden in NYC.
May 24th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
to
That will teach me to have breakfast at noon. Stupid food coma.
May 24th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Jon Gold, West Coast contributor. I told him to come in here and spar in the comments if he has the time.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
I’ve only been to NYC twice, but I laughed each time when there was a line to eat at OG.
“But the view is great!”
Yeah, but it’s the fucking Olive Garden. I weep for people who can’t/choose not to find good Italian in their town.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
And he’s writing NFL? Does Lisk know about this?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Solid Gold, Jon! Solid Gold!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
ho-lee-shit you are angry today.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Niner fan or GTFO.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Has Lisk been replaced? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 24th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Jon Gold, West Coast. The Pulitzer Prize winning food writer?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Just got some shocking news. My daughter’s friend who is just in 7th grade committed suicide. My heart is sad today for that family and for my daughter. If you guys have kids give them huge hugs today.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
jck must be more of a Carrabba’s guy.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Also you spelled Belichick wrong, Goldie!
/nice article though
May 24th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Mowing the Lawn, Living at Home, and Saving Money During the Lockout are also three new end zone celebrations DeSean Jackson came up with.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
No. 8 pick Jake Locker
Still makes my head spin.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
If we only knew who he really was.
/drinks and flows
May 24th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
I know, he was supposed to be No. 12 pick Jake Locker dammit
May 24th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
you guys are funny. Contributor in the sense that if/when something comes up out West, we hope to use him.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
damn, reggie. that’s really sad. bullying?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Macaroni Grill FTW!
Woof. That sucks.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Just today?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I see he’s not even special enough to have access to the caption creator. Hernia, get on this.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Hernia punted her small cats.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
*gives Spencer a Red Bull*
what are his thoughts on Oregon’s offense?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Jonathan Gold, Legend.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Awful news, Reggie. Condolences.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
haha. That cracked me up.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
As, the boss man doesn’t like me today. How sad.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
it took months for Hernia to get Lisk properly trained. and Duffy gives a Michiganite effort in his captions (i.e. none). I wouldn’t count on this Jon Gold character providing servicable captions until at least August.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Damn Reggie, that’s horrible. Sorry to hear that.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
They’re baby cats and they are the cutest things ever.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
So then this will be the only contribution for another year or so?
/east coast bias’d
May 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
How will this affect the media’s East coast bias?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
If? 10% of the US lives in CA. Stuff happens occasionally.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
In other news, I heart Shane Vereen. What a cutie patootie.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
So he’s only able to opine on matters of the West coast? Ive long felt non-east coast time people should be treated as second class citizens, its refreshing seeing it put to work in the real world.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
good post. i like the new guy.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
just barely, broccoli beef
May 24th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Is this like when Miyagi made Daniel San paint the fence and wax on wax off?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
The otter and the little kid.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
lol, yup
/makes air tally on scoreboard
May 24th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Just got some shocking news. My daughter’s friend who is just in 7th grade committed suicide.
7th grade!?!? thats incredibly sad.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
they’re getting ready to release 40k+ prison inmates early. I have a feeling we’re going to be hearing from California again in the near future.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
well done TBL. wondering if that big jackass owner in dallas is mowing his lawn right now. Nope. Don’t think so. Bet some players could make some money doing that kind of stuff for Jerry baby.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Did Lisk ever give us some background on how he came here? Just wondered as he acclimated quickly to the comment section.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
“I try to stay out of the house as much as possible, but I’m not trying to spend any money until I get it.”
That’s a novel concept.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Truth be told, I never did like that Lisk fella.
/Team BBoB
//oh…Lisk is staying? I meant I never liked CoRM.
///Team Hernia
May 24th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
they’re getting ready to release 40k+ prison inmates early
Easy Dodgers/attendance joke in there. Ballz might find me at my office and cut me if I make it, though
May 24th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
great reactions in that otter…would make a great corner.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
NFL fans?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Did Lisk ever give us some background on how he came here?
I thought TBL put out the call for a football writer and Lisk answered it? He used to write for profootball-reference
May 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Believe he came from pro-football-reference, which after the buyout became part of TBL Nation.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen!! I want an otter now.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I went to the wrong school in the wrong decade.
http://thechive.com/2011/05/24/the-2011-asu-undie-run-part-ii-46-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29
/curses flannel and grunge
Great googly moogly.
Some of those girls are cheating by wearing sports bras. And then some of those girls…clearly exhibitionists.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I FEAR CHANGE!!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Smith has a criminology degree to fall back on
go deep deep undercover
May 24th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
No football? Riots.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
He didn’t take the Ty Duffy tact to the comment section
May 24th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
2) Re-design of the site coming Thursday.
Top Shelf.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
I told him to come in here and spar in the comments if he has the time.
understod. we barely have the time to spar with him ourselves
May 24th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Dude if you can pull off that Kobe/MJ’s dad joke, you can pull off anything
/funniest comment ever
May 24th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
real sorry to hear about that reggie, that’s incredibly sad.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Who is John Gold?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Contributor in the sense that if/when something comes up out West, we hope to use him.
oh that’s right, ballz just got a job, so no more Mariotti trial coverage for him
May 24th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Raiders fans, yes
May 24th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
actually stark, that was a superb duo comment with you and dirt. i had to copy and paste it for posterity it was so good.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
/funniest comment ever
I don’t know if that’s an honest perspective or if you’re bagging on me. One of my commenter allies called me a ra-tard for that joke
May 24th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Just keep the comments and such the same color. That didn’t go over very well last time.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I went to the wrong school in the wrong decade.
http://thechive.com/2011/05/24/the-2011-asu-undie-run-part-ii-46-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29
/curses flannel and grunge
Sweet fancy Moses.
/invents time machine
//goes back in time and applies to school at ASU
May 24th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I’ve got nothing…maybe they can finally sell out and I don’t have to watch games on my laptop?
/I support prison release
May 24th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
has the practice of chicks with a few extra pounds in the belly sucking in their guts for pictures always been around, or have I just started noticing it recently?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
And the most recent comments
May 24th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
2) Re-design of the site coming Thursday.
Hopefully there will be more room for ads….
May 24th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
has the practice of chicks with a few extra pounds in the belly sucking in their guts for pictures always been around, or have I just started noticing it recently?
Counting teeth on that gift horse I see.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
the money earned in strip clubs from lap dances is going down if the NFL kids got no $$ to pay for that stuff and they are stuck at home mowing the lawn.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
has the practice of chicks with a few extra pounds in the belly sucking in their guts for pictures always been around, or have I just started noticing it recently?
The flat/toned stomach is very underrated, IMO. Often overlooked by apes ogling other parts of the body.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I’m surprised no one’s linked Gold and duffy yet.
Good piece. Does read more polished than we are used to. But that’s a good thing.
Ultimately the rookies better get smart about the CBA. They’re going to be the ones with the short straw when this all ends.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
The flat/toned stomach is very underrated, IMO. Often overlooked by apes ogling other parts of the body.
Yeah it’s ok on the right girl. But for the most part I’m team curves.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
This ape here will ogle any lady parts from the toes to the eyebrows if given an opportunity. FWIW, skinny chicks suck in their stomachs for photos, too
May 24th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
/glares at SC
May 24th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
This ape here will ogle any lady parts from the toes to the eyebrows if given an opportunity.
Seconded.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
This ape here will ogle any lady parts from the toes to the eyebrows if given an opportunity. FWIW, skinny chicks suck in their stomachs for photos, too
EVERYONE does this. Guys and girls alike, no? My posture in photographs certainly doesn’t match my posture when I’m just standing in line.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
This ape here will ogle any lady parts from the toes to the eyebrows if given an opportunity.
Seconded.
Meh…. as will I. But plenty of curves in those places will lead to plenty of curves in other places in the not-so-distant future.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
has the practice of chicks with a few extra pounds in the belly sucking in their guts for pictures always been around, or have I just started noticing it recently?
Still better than duckface.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
/invents time machine
//goes back in time and applies to school at ASU
/Remembers acceptance letter from The U
//remembers freshman year at Redlands
///stares mournfully at degree from CSUN
////cries inconsolably
May 24th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Meh…. as will I. But plenty of curves in those places will lead to plenty of curves in other places in the not-so-distant future.
That’s why marrying for personality is important. As the saying goes, you can’t fix stupid.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
really? I don’t think I’ve ever done it. I’ve got a small gut, but I’ll be damned if I’m ashamed of it. I just don’t understand the whole skinny girl doing it. ribs sticking out is not attractive, just let it hang baby!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
/Remembers acceptance letter from The U
//remembers freshman year at Redlands
///stares mournfully at degree from CSUN
////cries inconsolably
“I’d just like to go back in time, and talk to him. Talk some sense into him.”
/Red’d
//WTF was I thinking going to a cold-weather school?
///Bangs head against desk
May 24th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Why’d you go to school at a TV network?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Who says I don’t like a toned stomach? I just like to motorboat the pair of tits above it, too.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Hell no. I showed it to a buddy who doesn’t even come to TBL and he nearly spit out his drink. The three comments in succession are gold, Jerry. Gold.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
At 26, I’m still trying to figure out how to fake smile for pictures.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I just don’t understand the whole skinny girl doing it. ribs sticking out is not attractive,
agree…
just let it hang baby!
ehh… now you’ve gone too far
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
very well stated my Canadian friend.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Who says I don’t like a toned stomach? I just like to motorboat the pair of tits above it, too.
/recognizes a fellow sailor in the distance…
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
IIRC, you said you prefer a little extra ‘jiggle’ in other areas besides the hoo-has.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Did everyone watch that otter video? Because it’s awesome.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
actually stark, that was a superb duo comment with you and dirt. i had to copy and paste it for posterity it was so good
As I’ve always said: If I can just make a difference in the life of one John Travolta-avatared internet commenter who resides in the metro area I was born and raised in, then I can consider my life a success. Thank you, Vincent Vega
May 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
A bit late, but captionated.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
link?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Fortunately I accepted mine.
/consoles stark
May 24th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Oh, hi Jon Gold. You’re new here. Welcome. Since you’re a west coaster I hope you’re not a Canucks fan. I’d rather you not be a hockey fan at all than that.
And back to the conversation about the ladies… I’m not going to read all the comments but suffice to say I’m with the fellas that prefer a little extra than not enough. It also helps when you go out to dinner. I can’t take a girl who counts her ribs to Fat Willy’s Rib Shack. I want a girl that enjoys to eat as much as I do.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
photographs
At 26, I’m still trying to figure out how to fake smile for pictures.
I hate getting my picture taken. I avoid it at all costs. Which makes it especially annoying when I go out with this one female friend who insists that we take 300 pictures every time we go out. People will get the jist of where we’re at after the first 5. We’re in a fucking bar. We’re not posing in front of the Grand Canyon. No need to take 30 different pictures. God that pisses me the fuck off.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Ones that are built for comfort or built for speed?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Why’d you go to school at a TV network?
Ha! California State University, Northridge Matadors. You might recognize us from being name-dropped in Boogie Nights and for our fat basketball coach who has gotten our team to the tourney twice in 15 years. But you’d have to be paying really close attention to remember either of those things
May 24th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
+ 36D’s
May 24th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Your mastery of anatomical synonyms continues, Ceej. But yeah, I do. Toned is a plus obviously but if she’s got a little extra in the hips or butt, I’m cool with that. I don’t want a FUPA of course, but again more is better than not enough.
I would think you ladies would prefer someone that doesn’t want you starving yourselves to look “good”. I’d rather you have a little healthy fat than eat like a rabbit.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
All dis right hurr.
/high five
May 24th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
DAMN IT!!
/not surprised
You can never hang out with my wife. She’s a picture whore.
/doesn’t mind it
May 24th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
SC likes cottage cheese thighs!!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Those are 2 extremes. I would think what is most desirable is a girl who keeps things tight and toned.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Comfort. I want to be able to take a nap in them after we eat. Then wake up after the nap and get in a study session of carnal knowledge. I’m really quite the simple man. Food, sex, sports, sleep and television. Not too many things I like more than those listed there.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
You can never hang out with my wife. She’s a picture whore.
IIRC the pictures you and your friends take are of your wives private parts, no? It’s ok to take a million pics to get the right one in that instance
May 24th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
I prefer a little meat on my ladies..the ultra skinny bitches are fun but usually crazy and have substance abuse problems and end up stealing from you to pay for some drugs. medium size gals just want you to make ‘em feel like they’re supermodels and pickup the check then they’ll let you do pretty much whatever yoy want between the sheets. fat girl..well i dont fuck with fat girls so i cant tell ya anything about ‘em except they like to eat.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
you guys are funny. Contributor in the sense that if/when something comes up out West, we hope to use him.
If he crosses the Continental Divide, we’ll come to blows.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Someone literally needs to rip ass as I’m getting my picture taken to get an honest smile out of me. I really need to quit looking into my phony smiles in pictures so much. Or I could waste my time worrying about more important things.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
/not surprised
People will get the jist of where we’re at after the first 5. We’re in a fucking bar. We’re not posing in front of the Grand Canyon. No need to take 30 different pictures. God that pisses me the fuck off.
You can never hang out with my wife. She’s a picture whore.
/doesn’t mind it
It’s not that I’m self-conscious, and it’s not like I don’t value a good picture. But stopping mid-conversation 30 times a night so we can take essentially the same picture with the same people I find infuriating. Just one of my pet peeves. Doing it in front of the Eiffel Tower or in front of the Hollywood sign is one thing. But if we’re in a fucking dive bar, there is no need to preserve my drunken eyes for all of eternity.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Ewwww… now that’s gross. Let me put it to you real simple like. I don’t want something that looks like a 13 year old boy in a woman’s body.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Those are 2 extremes. I would think what is most desirable is a girl who keeps things tight and toned.
CJ gets it.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Booze…you forgot booze.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Everyone knows the first place women lose weight is in their boobs.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Bobby Braswell!!!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
If he crosses the Continental Divide, we’ll come to blows.
Your team is in the AFC West. I think one glove has dropped, Lisk
May 24th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
i dont think she was making fun of you..it was more exclamation because she has cottage cheese and she was alerting other cottage cheese carriers that there is a guy for them.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Right here. Comments 96, 99, and 105.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Bobby Braswell!!!
Hi-fives horse!
/bad idea to high five a horse
May 24th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Abso-friggin-lutely.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Add some sticky green and that’s me to a T, all I need.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Then stop asking us if you ass looks fat in those jeans.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Seconded
May 24th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Hey guys,
This is Jon Gold. I cover UCLA football and basketball and write columns/features for the LA Daily News. Jason was looking for a stringer, I’m a fan of the site, and I jumped at the chance. If you’re into UCLA sports, or just want to read inane ramblings about college sports, check out Insidesocal.com/UCLA. Also, I am not Jonathan Gold, the Pulitzer-winning food writer for LA Weekly. He is a much better writer, and I am much fatter. He does have my dream job though. Also, thanks for the kind words. I hope to write more for The Big Lead, if I’m needed!
May 24th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Everyone has their own flavor of sauce that they like. I know what mine is, that’s half the battle. And seeing as how I’ve recently released myself into the wild, I’m pretty excited that it’s summer here.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
You’re welcome, now tell everyone where you stand on the ass/boobs debate.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
He is a much better writer, and I am much fatter
For reals? Cause last I saw him he was a walking mountain. Glad to have you here, @NotTheRealJGold
May 24th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
That was when one of my buddies wives grew her pubes out at his request for a few weeks and that shit looked like a wildebeest.
How are you NOT going to take a picture of that?
May 24th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Chicago is my favorite summer city. I’ll be out there in July for some debauchery.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Also soda/pop, flip/flick, kitty/catty corner, undershirt/no undershirt, v-neck/crew-neck…
May 24th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
As will I. Coming in for the 4th, and hopefully scoring some Crosstown Classic tickets.
May 24th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Your team is in the AFC West. I think one glove has dropped, Lisk
I’m more concerned about Stephen. What happens if Jimmer goes to a team in the Pacific Time Zone? Chaos. That’s what happens.
Oh, and he can have Lawrence, KS. I’ll allow that.
May 24th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
/water coming out of my nose
May 24th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Seeing that much bad LF play in a day can’t be good for a person’s health
May 24th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
boxer/briefs, polos-yay or nay, Kobe/LeBron,
May 24th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Yeah, I got that from your user name genius.
/welcome to the comments sections
//knives get sharp sometimes
May 24th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Good thing I’ll be drunk on Old Style
May 24th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Don’t do that to yourself.
May 24th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Chicago is awesome in ways that no other city I’ve been to could possibly hope to achieve. It’s too bad I’m gonna be lower-middle class for the next half decade or so, or else I’d live there.
May 24th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Gross.
May 24th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Too many fat chicks.
May 24th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Good. Don’t want your Missourah cousin’ luvin’ self around here.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
IIRC the pictures you and your friends take are of your wives private parts, no? It’s ok to take a million pics to get the right one in that instance
That was when one of my buddies wives grew her pubes out at his request for a few weeks and that shit looked like a wildebeest.
How are you NOT going to take a picture of that
Wait you and your buddy discuss his wife’s pubes?