Barack Obama Plays Ping Pong, Meets Kate Middleton, Gets Car Stuck
President Obama and the First Lady are currently traveling through the UK having all sorts of wacky adventures. Barack played table tennis with the British Prime Minister David Cameron. The duo proved once and for all, that there is no such thing as a picture of people playing ping pong that isn’t awesome.
The trip wasn’t all table tennis with grade-schoolers though. Michelle Obama did a Marilyn Monroe impression in the Queen’s presence. And they met Kate Middleton which is possibly the most fabulous thing you can do in the modern world.
Yesterday, their car “The Beast” which is supposed to protect the President from just about anything less than a nuclear fallout, basically got stuck on the lip of an Irish driveway.
I know I’ll rest easier knowing that our President is safe from every threat except for rogue piles of cement.

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May 24th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Wedding’s done with Kate, it’s okay to resume eating now
Bill Clinton would have gone out of his way to meet Pippa
May 24th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Let’s get the story straight here. I thought something about Kaite Vick and a car? no? Ok, carry on.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
WHY IS OUR PRESIDENT SPENDING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO PLAY PING PONG AND MEET EUROPEANS
/tea party
May 24th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
I just read President Obama accidentally signed the Westminster Abbey guestbook with “24 May 2008.”
Whoopsie.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
AND HE’S BLACK, SO WHY WAS HE MEETING PASTY RED-HEADED IRISH PEOPLE AND CLAIMING HE WAS THEIR DESCENDANT?!
May 24th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
The motor city is back!
May 24th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Bill Clinton would have gone out of his way to NAIL Pippa
Fixed for sexy truthiness.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Damn Kate, eat a fucking sandwich, will ya?
May 24th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
I remember when Kate Middleton was hot like a month ago.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Let’s get the story straight here. I thought something about Kaite Vick and a car? no? Ok, carry on.
I think the Barack is going to have a “Katie Vick Moment” soon — GOP conspiracy.
/I think only about 4 people get it
May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Desmond is his constant.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
POTUS needs to learn to keep his eye on the ball at all times in that first picture.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
I just assumed that when “meet” was used regarding Bill Clinton and a woman it was understood to mean in the Biblical sense
May 24th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Need to add a /Brad Clooney on that statement there.
/Pippa is hotter
May 24th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Can’t believe yesterday was one year since the show ended…see you in another life brotha
May 24th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Good news. We can’t have the president’s brain turning to mush and spilling out his nose like George Minkowski. Poor guy just couldn’t get back.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
WTF you troll? How dare you think that she is skinny? She is hot and full figured and you take it back you big stupid meany! How dare you think different?!?!? And her fall away is a thing of beauty! Fuckin troll.
/tantrum’d
May 24th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Kate looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I just assumed that when “meet” was used regarding Bill Clinton and a woman it was understood to mean in the Biblical sense
Ain’t nothing Biblical about what Bubba would have done to Pippa’s glorious backside.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Desmond still can’t believe that helicopter: http://images.wikia.com/lostpedia/images/a/a2/4x05_Des_Panick.jpg
May 24th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Pippa is criminally over-rated.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
quid
May 24th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Pippa is criminally over-rated
I’m with ya
May 24th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
/
It sucks when people get banned, but I’m all for the banning of this dude.
Still can’t find a show that I enjoy nearly as much as I did Lost.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
All of this.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Do you think the queen has ever used the N word behind closed doors? She seems like she would be racist in real life. I mean, her grandson wore a Hitler costume for Halloween and thought nothing of it.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
doc jensen’s final column is finally up…not bad, at least the first part of it is.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
It sucks when people get banned, but I’m all for the banning of this dude.
Thanks for acknowledging that. He’ll land on his feet somewhere. I’m sure he’d fit right in commenting over at ESPN.com.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Sad face. Doc Jensen at EW.com has a great column posted. The most insightful one I’ve ever read from him on the show.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Perfect word usage right there.
In other news, the royal family is such a goddamn joke.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Wilhelm! Ya beat me to it!
YouTube!
/!
May 24th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Do you think the queen has ever used the N word behind closed doors? She seems like she would be racist in real life. I mean, her grandson wore a Hitler costume for Halloween and thought nothing of it.
For sure. Also, I like this game. What are some other things we could use here? She’s an interesting case-study. Think about it, the woman has never had to go to the store to pick up milk. Ever.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Yeah, I read that yesterday wilhel. Good stuff. I’m still pretty torn on the ending myself, but I think I’ve grown to like it more as time has moved on.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Let’s just say she’s set in her ways.
/Carolla
May 24th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I’d love to stay and chat about this, but my work day is done.
Some advice from one fan to another: Re-watch the final season (maybe you already have?) Knowing the end game, I think you’ll really appreciate and understand “The End.”
May 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Or Yahoo. The people who comment at yahoo are all sorts of crazy.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
I’ll have to do that NDub. I’ve watched the last episode a few times since, but none of the other episodes from the last season. Gonna have a lot of time to kill once these NBA playoffs are over too.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Do you think the queen has ever used the N word behind closed doors? She seems like she would be racist in real life.
Are you kidding? Didn’t you read how she handled WWZ?
May 24th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
The Queen gets into the driver’s seat of a car: “I’m sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix”
May 24th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
I am sure it is exactly like this but substitute the word coffee for tea.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
But she was a mechanic in the military in World War II. She’s a lot more normal than you might think.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Dammit YYSA, that’s NSFW. Very much so.
May 24th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Well she has to be involved in philanthropic organizations since she’s the queen. But she doesn’t seem like she has any sort of empathy for anyone. She showed zero emotion at Diana’s funeral and didn’t look all that happy during William’s wedding.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
ahh damn buckner. sorry about that.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Dude that was like 70 years ago. She went home to her castle at the end of the day.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Ok, so she’s also old, which means she’s probably like any other old chick on the planet.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
being the King or Queen would be the greatest thing of all time.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
i’ve rewatched the first 3 seasons so far, at least half of it can be disregarded knowing what happens in the finale.
working my way up to the final season, just gotta get season 4 and 5 on dvd.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Well she has to be involved in philanthropic organizations since she’s the queen. But she doesn’t seem like she has any sort of empathy for anyone. She showed zero emotion at Diana’s funeral and didn’t look all that happy during William’s wedding.
She’s a straight-up missionary type of gal, for sure. Maybe she hops on top for the Prince Philip’s birthday, but that’s about it.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I think it would suck. Yes, you’re rich and stuff but you have to be on your best behavior at all times, you have to play polo and have tea and crumpets, you can’t just go to college and nail chicks on a whim, and your family has a say in who you marry.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I just want to have a female servant be able to tell me.. “the royal penis is clean your highness”
May 24th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Well she has to be involved in philanthropic organizations since she’s the queen. But she doesn’t seem like she has any sort of empathy for anyone. She showed zero emotion at Diana’s funeral and didn’t look all that happy during William’s wedding.
I think it’s unreasonable to think this woman is going to be Carol Brady. If you are rich, famous, and literally royalty — and have been your entire life you are going to act like this.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Netflix baby.
I’ve rewatched the entire first season three times already and a few episoedes of later seasons. It starts getting weird in the middle but I definitely gotta watch the last season again to see what it’s like the second time around.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
I would be shocked if they’ve had sex in the past 25 years. There’s no way they sleep in the same room.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
/last post
May 24th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Yep, that’s the selling point right there. Now, I don’t know William, but he seems from all accounts like pretty level headed guy. I probably couldn’t live that lifestyle, but I can’t imagine it sucking too much. Dude flies helicopters for a living! That is all kinds of awesome.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I certainly would have my disagreements with Sir Cedric.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I’m not asking for Carol Brady. But crack a fucking smile once in awhile. Or at least fake an emotional connection to your grandchildren.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
i’m curious to see how the time travel plays out when i’m not constantly trying to theorize what’s going on and what everything means.
the show is already more enjoyable not having to have your brain turned on to overdrive. and it is much easier to disregard some stuff, but also you see how stuff was made up as they went along.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I think it would suck. Yes, you’re rich and stuff but you have to be on your best behavior at all times, you have to play polo and have tea and crumpets, you can’t just go to college and nail chicks on a whim, and your family has a say in who you marry.
I think it’s one of those things where it would be the greatest thing ever for about 6months to a year… then it would kind of suck. These people can’t go anywhere without 3 dozen people following them, half of which want to snap a picture of them picking there nose or hocking a loogie.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
he’s a very big lord palmerston fan, so be careful.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
first of all, polo and tea and crumpets sounds awesome. Second of all, of course the King (or I guess the Princes) could go bang whomever they wanted whenever they wanted. And if I wasn’t in line to be the King I just wouldn’t get married.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
without 3 dozen people following them, half of which
Wow. Some improper use of grammar there.
/goes to comment over at clubtrillion
May 24th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
You’re thinking about it from the perspective of someone who’s never done any of those things. If you did them on a regular basis (or were forced to do them on a regular basis) you’d probably grow bored with them.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
first of all, polo and tea and crumpets sounds awesome. Second of all, of course the King (or I guess the Princes) could go bang whomever they wanted whenever they wanted. And if I wasn’t in line to be the King I just wouldn’t get married.
I don’t know, I’d much rather just be obnoxiously rich and not famous. I’d get annoyed if I couldn’t take a stroll around the block on a nice summers eve without a circus following me.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Louis C.K. is by far the best comic out there. I can listen to his shit all day.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Absolutely. I’m looking forward to what the last season will be like while not being obsessed with wanting to know how it’s all going to end.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
You may be right, but I still think being Prince Senator Jersey has a real good ring to it. I honestly don’t think it’s as arduous as you make it.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
No they can’t! Look at Prince Philip! He was in love with that hag Camilla Parker Bowles but had to marry Princess Diana (who was hotter, but had mental problems). And then he couldn’t go out in public with Camilla even though he was legally divorced because the Queen forbid it!
May 24th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Act the way I expect you to when I only see you in public and feel like judging something I have no understanding of!
/paraphrased
May 24th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
You’re thinking about it from the perspective of someone who’s never done any of those things. If you did them on a regular basis (or were forced to do them on a regular basis) you’d probably grow bored with them.
Also, there has to be something said about how they probably know they did absolutely nothing to deserve the extravagant lifestyle they have, other than being shot out of the right hoo-ha at the right time.
/CJ’d
May 24th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
listen to sportsgal; she knows everything.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
counterpoint: look at all the vagina Harry has climbed into
May 24th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
You need to get over that softball comment already, baby.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
ok, maybe not EVERYTHING, but she knows almost everything.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
counterpoint: look at all the vagina Harry has climbed into
Didn’t he knock that blonde up that he was banging on and off? She looked like a total ho.
/can’t believe that I’m ending the day with Royal Family talk
//hangs head in shame
May 24th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
I don’t think so. neither TBL nor Duffy has engaged me in battle this week. I need a nemesis and you seem to be a formidable foe.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
1. It’s not even Wednesday yet.
2. You’re a heterosexual male yet you’re the only one who pointed out my British royalty mistake…
May 24th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Truer words, never spoken
May 24th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Pippa is criminally over-rated
Truer words, never spoken
You’re both forgetting that there are topless sideboob pictures of her out there.
/this undercuts being overrated.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
1) exactly. if I don’t get one by Wednesday, my week is fucked.
2) and? like you said, I’m a heterosexual male.
by the way, did you watch the Bachelorette last night? Ashley was better as a blonde.
/shows self out
May 24th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
I, uh, tend to think Pippa is a little overrated as well.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
What the fuck is a Pippa?
May 24th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
What the fuck is a Pippa?
Kate Middleton’s sister. Some say she’s a hot piece of ass. My judgement’s still out on her though.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
First comment here was a snarky shot at another commenter that had little to do with the post at hand and it gets moderated? From what I’ve read, that is the modus operandi around these parts.
May 24th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Kate Middleton’s sister. Some say she’s a hot piece of ass. My judgement’s still out on her though.
For a skinny girl, she’s got perky boobs.
NSFW.