ESPN Book: The Time Gary Miller Urinated on an Off-Duty Cop

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40 Responses to “ESPN Book: The Time Gary Miller Urinated on an Off-Duty Cop”

• 1

  NDub Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
  

  How can one get arrested for peeing on an off-duty cop when one is actually peeing into a bottle?

• 2

  Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
  

  This book gets less interesting by the minute…

• 3

  YYSA Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
  

  American League Championship Series for urinating out of a window on an off-duty cop. Miller’s side (page 390): “I have to take a leak really bad, so I walk out and see the line is all the way across the bar and up the stairs … so I found an empty bottle in the corner and I’m peeing into this bottle and I finish doing that, and I didn’t really turn and these guys grab me and say, ‘You’re under arrest.’

  Was the bottle outside and he peed through the window trying to aim it in the bottle?

• 4

  KingGrizz Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
  

  Gary — we’ve all been in the ‘I’m drunk but the line for the bathroom is too long so I have to risk the public urination’. You just happened to get caught.

• 5

  YYSA Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
  

  Was the bottle in the officers hand and he was about to take a sip from it and bam! pissin in the bottle

• 6

  captain_spalding Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
  

  What’s a little piss Cleveland? You’ve been getting shit on for years.

  /team Noah

• 7

  SouvenirCity Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
  

  Gary Miller, who spent eight years in Bristol (1990-’98) and was an ESPN employee through 2005 before he left to work in L.A. sports talk and now is at KCAL-Channel 9/KCBS-Channel 2, says previous ESPN books have been “so lame it’s hard to describe. Freeman’s farce was so poorly written and researched its unimaginable that he was actually employed by the New York Times. He included several what he thought were titillating things about me, one of which was excerpted in Sports Illustrated, but never spoke to me or tried to.

  “I’m looking forward to this one because of, not only participating in it, but trusting the authors. I’m far enough removed from Bristol and the mothership, and most of my stuff is known anyhow, that I’m not afraid of any backlash. I’m comfortable with the way I interacted with and treated co-workers that I have no fear of sniping or character assassination. And if there was, Jim would have given me the opportunity to react to it or verify it.

  “I’m just wondering if the soulless, heartless manner in which employees are treated by upper management is revealed. They did some positive things, but overall, the experience is really depressing and dronish.”

  I like that better. Mostly because it points out just how bad at his job Mike Freeman is. What else ya got?

• 8

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
  

  This book gets less interesting by the minute…

  This. I hope you got your advertising money upfront for this book promotion you are doing.

• 9

  Born With a Tail Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
  

  Gary Miller, Naperville’s finest!

  this is funny

• 10

  BFFredo Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
  

  urinating out of a window on an off-duty cop.

  Off-duty cops have windows?

• 11

  reggie_dunlap Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
  

  Loving life at work today…receptionist at front desk is showing off her really fine legs while wearing a top that shows off her jiggling smallish boobs.

  /Team ass and legs

• 12

  Born With a Tail Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
  

  This. I hope you got your advertising money upfront for this book promotion you are doing.

  he got a Q&A with the author that could be good

• 13

  PL StabbinKabin Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
  

  This.

• 14

  ATL_Badger Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
  

  oving life at work today…receptionist at front desk is showing off her really fine legs while wearing a top that shows off her jiggling smallish boobs.

  /link?

• 15

  Breesus Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
  

  I’m still interested in the book, but enough is enough. I don’t remember being this over-saturated since Due Date was coming out.

• 16

  SouvenirCity Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
  

  I suppose we could take this opportunity to turn this into a scatological thread.

  I once peed in a garbage can at a DC Metro station around 2 am with about 100 spectators. Not my proudest moment. Wonder if this Miller fella would be interested in talking to me.

• 17

  Ted Shekler Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
  

  Our receptionist actually got reprimanded for wearing a shirt that was too low cut. As a guy, it was fine but for work reasons, it was a bit much. she also had on a short skirt and heels. Hot 22 year old blonde….

  /waits for go on…..

• 18

  BFFredo Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
  

  Here, let me save you $24.99:

  The place is a frathouse. People act like drunken idiots at college. Keggers, stairway railings, drugs and everything in between. Every woman at the place has to fellate Chris Berman in order to gain a desk job. Upper management doesn’t give a damn because they’re a ratings giant and the baddest dick in the sports entertainment bloc.

  There. Now you can wait until this tome is available at the $7 and under rack at BN.

• 19

  sportsgal116 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
  

  Mostly because it points out just how bad at his job Mike Freeman is.

  Wow, nice job mangling grammar, bud.

• 20

  ATL_Badger Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
  

  Our receptionist actually got reprimanded for wearing a shirt that was too low cut. As a guy, it was fine but for work reasons, it was a bit much. she also had on a short skirt and heels. Hot 22 year old blonde….

  Just putting it out there… but if you post something like this and your company is one that posts pictures/bios of its employees on the web, linkage to said webpage should be mandated by law.

• 21

  SouvenirCity Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
  

  I’m burning down every Men’s Warehouse in the state of Illinois. This has gone on long enough.

• 22

  PL StabbinKabin Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
  

  I once peed in a garbage can at a DC Metro station around 2 am with about 100 spectators. Not my proudest moment. Wonder if this Miller fella would be interested in talking to me.

  Everytime we go to a game (browns or tribe) in a crowded bathroom my buddy likes to pull his pants down around his ankles and take a piss and get everyone’s reaction. He thinks it’s funny when he’s drunk. He calls it the retard pee. I laugh.

• 23

  Triston27 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
  

  This book gets less interesting by the minute…

  Agree. I know TBL is getting paid to promote, and good on him for that, but these stories are pretty bad. Instead of a “behind the scenes shenanigans” book, it seem more like a day in the life book. Which nobody gives a shit about.

• 24

  Rusty Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
  

  A 14 year old story that nearly everyone who is/was interested in ESPN already knew about. What will this book reveal next!?

• 25

  BFFredo Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
  

  What will this book reveal next!?

  Tony Kornheiser pays Mexican day laborers to choke him in the shower while he pleasures himself?

• 26

  Rusty Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
  

  Tony Kornheiser pays Mexican day laborers to choke him in the shower while he pleasures himself?

  Knew that too.

• 27

  ATL_Badger Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
  

  Agree. I know TBL is getting paid to promote, and good on him for that, but these stories are pretty bad. Instead of a “behind the scenes shenanigans” book, it seem more like a day in the life book. Which nobody gives a shit about.

  I don’t really think you can judge a 700 page book from reading 12 paragraphs from it. I really enjoy books like this that give behind the scenes details about how companies/people became what they are today. I’m not interested in Gary Miller’s urination habits either, but I think there’s more there than that.

• 28

  phillymantis915 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
  

  I once peed in a garbage can at a DC Metro station around 2 am with about 100 spectators. Not my proudest moment. Wonder if this Miller fella would be interested in talking to me.

  I pissed in a phone booth on 11th and 3rd in New York.

• 29

  thedude110 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
  

  I’m burning down every Men’s Warehouse in the state of Illinois. This has gone on long enough.

  /Joseph A. Bank?

• 30

  ATL_Badger Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
  

  I pissed in a phone booth on 11th and 3rd in New York.

  Was this 10 years ago? I don’t think I’ve seen a phone booth since 1999.

• 31

  Ted Shekler Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
  

  Just putting it out there… but if you post something like this and your company is one that posts pictures/bios of its employees on the web, linkage to said webpage should be mandated by law.

  No webapge unfortunately. the worse news is that she is being moved inside. I work up stairs and she works downstairs. Not going to see much of her. The new girl, its like going from Brooklyn Decker to the Brooklyn Brawler.

• 32

  Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
  

  A 14 year old story that nearly everyone who is/was interested in ESPN already knew about. What will this book reveal next!?

  This. I don’t have any problem with TBL posting all kinds of snippets, that’s not the issue. The issue is that just about all this stuff is nothing new…wow, Miller was pissing in a bottle instead of on a cop. Who the eff cares? Give me serious dirt. I suspect this book has none.

• 33

  phillymantis915 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
  

  Was this 10 years ago? I don’t think I’ve seen a phone booth since 1999.

  2004ish. There were still some booths back then in NYC.

• 34

  BFFredo Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
  

  I pissed in a phone booth on 11th and 3rd in New York.

  I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

• 35

  Triston27 Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
  

  I’m still interested in the book, but enough is enough.

  So someone who hates everything ESPN is interested in paying for their product?

• 36

  Born With a Tail Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
  

  /waits for go on…..

  for when women comment anything close to soemthing about taking off clothes or getting excited

  I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

  i’m sick with that

• 37

  Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
  

  So someone who hates everything ESPN is interested in paying for their product?

  Their product? I know ESPN gave their blessing, but they didn’t publish it, or profit from it.

• 38

  The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
  

  A 14 year old story that nearly everyone who is/was interested in ESPN already knew about. What will this book reveal next!?

  That Tom Mees should have invested in swimming lessons?

• 39

  cracker jack Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
  

  I suppose we could take this opportunity to turn this into a scatological thread.

  I once peed in a garbage can at a DC Metro station around 2 am with about 100 spectators. Not my proudest moment. Wonder if this Miller fella would be interested in talking to me.

  I’m late but I’ll share. One time over winter break we were still in the dorms and partying in someone’s room (like 5-6 of us) when a campus cop knocks out the door. We think the best thing to do is be extremely quiet and pretend we’re not there. This charade goes on for half an hour at least but I have to pee so bad I go in the trash can in front of everybody. We still ended up getting trouble.

• 40

  The Fan's Attic Says:
  May 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
  

  I once peed in a garbage can at a DC Metro station around 2 am with about 100 spectators. Not my proudest moment. Wonder if this Miller fella would be interested in talking to me.

  New Year’s Eve 1999, Berlin Tiergarten, me and 1.5 million other people, in the midst of this giant maw of people I have to take a huge leak and can’t get to the park areas to take a leak, so I piss in a bottle while my two buddies create a wall so people can’t see me. they proceed to move away after i start the stream and are pointing, yelling, laughing and generally drawing attention to me. luckily i was so blindingly drunk it didn’t matter that there were several hundred people staring at me.

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