Comments on: MLB Investigating Andre Ethier of the Dodgers for Conduct at Batting Practice?

By: SASFguy

SASFguy — Sat, 21 May 2011 04:09:04 +0000

I love how a debate about the validity of Ethier giving someone the finger has turned into a discussion about regional vocabulary.
One thing I’ve discovered is that when you give someone the peace sign with the back of your hand towards them/the camera it’s the equivilent of giving them the finger in England.
Team Kitty Corner/Soda

btw I recently had a class with a kid from Iowa who would have dip in his mouth and spit into a gatorade bottle throughout class, our teacher used to say, “That is repugnant! Stop doing that.” It stinks too.

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Fri, 20 May 2011 00:48:55 +0000

Andre is just working on his sign language.

By: ssimac

ssimac — Thu, 19 May 2011 23:33:37 +0000

Shoot the bird/flip off
Coke
Caddy Corner

And to express my distaste for a fellow driver? I have been known to remove the copenhagen from my mouth and fling it on a windshield….boy they hate that one.

By: Vladdy Wont Stop Believing

Vladdy Wont Stop Believing — Thu, 19 May 2011 22:03:17 +0000

We’ll be right back. No flipping.

/Hey now

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 19 May 2011 22:01:17 +0000

My grandma called a couch a “davenport”, greatest generation my ass

lol.

By: Butters Brickowski

Butters Brickowski — Thu, 19 May 2011 22:00:26 +0000

My grandma called a couch a “davenport”, greatest generation my ass

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:56:49 +0000

My parents called all of our pacifiers “nookies” when we were kids. I still get a chuckle out of that.

By: Jay V Of Considerable Influence

Jay V Of Considerable Influence — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:55:53 +0000

My grandma called a refrigerator a Frigidare till the day she died.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:55:34 +0000

i actually like the upstate new york way to say hot dog…red hot or white hots for brats.

also…

steamed hams? skinner, is that the aurora borealis in your kitchen?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:54:41 +0000

i actually like the upstate new york way to say hot dog…red hot or white hots for brats.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:54:07 +0000

Team hot dog over team weiner.

/Still giggles at adults who say weiner.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:52:55 +0000

“Davenport is the name of a series of sofas manufactured by the now-defunct A. H. Davenport Company. Due to the popularity of the furniture at the time, the name “Davenport” has become a genericized trademark.”

/the more you know…

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:52:27 +0000

Love the anal fist motion. I am going to greet a-hole drivers from now on using this. Thanks!

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:51:22 +0000

first off, a guideline…slow is smooth and smooth is fast. you want to be clear with your gestures so each step seemlessly rolls into the next.
you gotta be next to her car, start by making a ring with your thumb and index finger, the international sign of the butthole. then make a simulated anal tract with your right hand and violently uppercut your left fist thru the hitting area. but the key is the ring at the beginning. gotta make sure you let em know it’s not gonna be comfy.

Thank god I have an office door because I’d be getting weird looks right now after the laugh I just let out reading this

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:51:09 +0000

I think that’s an Ohio thing. My grandma’s from there and she does this. Also calls a couch a “davenport.” Not sure if the latter is an Ohio thing or an old person thing.

that’s no ohio thing, lawya.

By: captain_spalding

captain_spalding — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:51:07 +0000

Also calls a couch a “davenport.” Not sure if the latter is an Ohio thing or an old person thing

Sounds like an alien thing.

i keed

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:51:06 +0000

What’s the deal with people putting a “r” in Washington? Saying Warshington
I think that’s an Ohio thing. My grandma’s from there and she does this. Also calls a couch a “davenport.” Not sure if the latter is an Ohio thing or an old person thing

It’s a Polish thing. My mom does it all the time. Warshington. Warsh the clothes. Wiiiiinsday (instead of Wednesday) etc. etc.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:50:36 +0000

you gotta be next to her car, start by making a ring with your thumb and index finger, the international sign of the butthole. then make a simulated anal tract with your right hand and violently uppercut your left fist thru the hitting area. but the key is the ring at the beginning. gotta make sure you let em know it’s not gonna be comfy.

I was always a fan of the wanking motion/smirk while looking at the driver — but I may steal this one

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:50:29 +0000

This is what baffles me about spitters… YOU HAVE THIS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, how do you not taste how vile it is?!!

i don’t dip for the taste or the buzz…it’s the pain of the pinch that i go for.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:49:29 +0000

What’s the deal with people putting a “r” in Washington? Saying Warshington

I think that’s an Ohio thing. My grandma’s from there and she does this. Also calls a couch a “davenport.” Not sure if the latter is an Ohio thing or an old person thing.