ESPN Book: Mary Carillo Had Issues With Those Damn Graphics Interfering With the Beautiful Tennis
Abruptly, Mary Carillo left ESPN as a tennis analyst in the middle of the 2010 US Open. She was considered one of the best tennis analysts of the 2000s. Why’d she leave? Previously, it was just labeled, “philosophical differences.” Carillo elaborated about them in the ESPN book.
“ESPN is very graphics oriented, and [it] was explained to me – because I was having a hard time watching the screen get smaller and smaller – that all the wizardry is there because there’s a lot of places where the sound is off. ESPN is shown in bars or people have it on in the background. They’re watching out of the corner of their eye.
…
So they want to give them a lot of graphics. I got some really big issues with that. In this world of high-def, amazing camera work, and mics on the courts, I want everything else out of the way. I would absolutely speak up in meetings, and I had a very definite idea about what good television looks like and sounds like. I have a strong sense of what we should be leaving the viewer with. I felt like we were smothering the product, that we weren’t trusting it at all. People just want to see the tennis match and they don’t really give that big a rip about all this other stuff that we’re bringing in. I would say these things in production meetings a lot. I’d go into one of my rants about us being more of a minimalist. Sometimes there would be changes. Sometimes.”
ESPN Book, pages 730-731
Previously: ESPN Book: Pam Oliver on the Perils of Dating While at ESPN: “Three-year drought”
Previously: ESPN Book: Dana Jacobson on the Night She Drank Vodka From the Bottle at the Mike & Mike Roast
Previously: ESPN Book: “Drunken Orgies” and Screwing in the Stairwell in the 1980s

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May 19th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Are we getting a live look-in to TBL flipping through the pages of this book?
May 19th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Dana Jacobson, Pam Oliver and now Mary Carillo…Naked Thursday has morphed into Giant-Toothed Woman Day
I’m sure Joe Morgan was equally offended by the K-Zone and OBP appearing on the graphics
May 19th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Well at least we had some boobies thanks to the hockey post…
May 19th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
just pulling some original nuggets for now. talking to author later. will go into stuff that’s out there tomorrow
May 19th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
she’s absolutely correct, though.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
She’s right, and it applies to more than just tennis. Fox needs to get rid of that goddamn running-in-place robot already.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
nice. enjoying this so far.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Surprised the author is okay with TBL just lifting entire sections out of the book verbatim.
What will be the point of buying this thing?
May 19th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Mary Carillo’s issues with the graphics used in tennis matches ain’t getting me to buy this book. What else you got?
May 19th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Between Deadspin and TBL, I’m not even going to have to buy the book.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Was wondering the same thing, this is akin to the movie preview that shows you the whole gist of the film
I’ve heard talk of an alleged Beadle-Erin Andrews beef that’s covered, possibly started over their mutual affection towards John Clayton
May 19th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
She’s right, and it applies to more than just tennis. Fox needs to get rid of that goddamn running-in-place robot already.
A thousand times this.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
We are way too wrapped up in the lives of people who talk about sports for a living.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
and that damn gopher, “Digger.”
May 19th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Talking about people who talk about sports > Talking about sports > Watching sports
/Pearlman’d
May 19th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Fixed
May 19th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Deadspin’s post didn’t really provide any dirt though. Just that Beadle doesn’t really like her. Not like they stripped down to bra and panties and had a pillow fight follow by a tickle fight followed by a blueberry Jell-O wrestling match.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
both carillo and the bspn suits have valid points.
yes, bspn and other sports games on other channels are at sports bars where there is no audio. in many if not nost cases, this is a blessing.
but carillo is correct that there can be and too often is too much clutter. why have scores and statistical graffiti crawled on the bottom of the screen? that is sssooo early 2000s.
with everyone having a smart phone/tablet/laptop and twitter in their hands or at their keyboards while watching games, people have access to other information at their fingertips if they so choose.
get rid of the crawl and the clutter.
May 19th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
ESPN: now with electrolytes!
May 19th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
can’t argue with that. part of it is that they are part of our lives, for bad and/or good, and come into our living rooms.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I’ve heard talk of an alleged Beadle-Erin Andrews beef that’s covered
Deadspin’s post didn’t really provide any dirt though. Just that Beadle doesn’t really like her. Not like they stripped down to bra and panties and had a pillow fight follow by a tickle fight followed by a blueberry Jell-O wrestling match.
But this is probably what happened.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Just that Beadle doesn’t really like her.
Also, Beadle admitted to watching the peep-hole vid on the record, which I thought was kind of surprising. The author said that a lot of people admitted to watching it “off the record.”
May 19th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
actually, at one point in time, espn had electrolytes as there was a Gatorade: ESPN the Flavor.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I can never follow the tennis ball on tv. Maybe a bright blue dot to make it easier to find, and a fiery trail when the ball is hit really really hard
Ahhhh, Early 90′s Fox hockey games. You idiots.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Hell, this is true for celebrities in general (see: the Roundup link about trying to figure out who’s the babydaddy for January Jones)…don’t get people’s fascination with those they don’t know
/Heads over to EgoTastic to see if there are any nip slip pics today
May 19th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
blueberry jell-o over edible, strawberry-flavored lube?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
We obviously now know what SC’s fantasy is.
I also agree that the stats scroll is useless. Everyone has a phone they can use to pull up stats.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Oh Im sure they all did. Except for gay SVP, amiright TBL?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Or he has a deal with the author to promote the shit out of this book…Being honest. It doesn’t seem all that great. I mean seriously Carillo had philosophical differences? Wow.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
tastes like chris berman (i’m told)!
May 19th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
so THAT’S what dana jacobson was chugging!
May 19th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
it seems like one of those books you flip through, read bits and pieces, but not the whole thing.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
You should see the gopher they use in NASCAR
May 19th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Something like this was in the book? Is there an entire chapter dedicated to how the water cooler was never cold enough?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
700+ pages.
If there are 3 paragraphs per page (conservative), that’s 2,100 paragraphs. I have pulled about six.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I’m sure this was discussed when the story broke, but do women generally dry/brush their hair completely in the nude? I never understood that.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
blueberry Jell-O wrestling match
blueberry jell-o over edible, strawberry-flavored lube?
Sportsgal probably owns edible panties.
/not confirmed by me.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
/gets out credit card
I’m gonna need an e-commerce link, please.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
it was also followed by the poorly received dana jacobson coitus fart flavor.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I don’t know who most of these ESPN personalities are, what I do know is that I want a cot damn Chipwich.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Next up:
“Charlie Steiner talks about the time Jack Edwards stole his Diet Squirt from the break room:
May 19th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
A thousand times this.
You should see the gopher they use in NASCAR
I’m familiar with the gopher but don’t find him as annoying.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t have a blackberry, iphone, or whatever smart phone that’s out there. I have this
May 19th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
ESPN Draft Expert Todd McShay doesn’t understand the problem.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
That was one of the first thing my wife said.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
I’d be pissed. Squirt is awesome. If I bring one and you drink it, we got beef.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Do you know how hot you get when you blow-dry your hair, especially if it’s long like EA’s? Plus you need to factor in the amount of hair that falls out when you brush/blow-dry. Keeps all that hair from getting on your clothes.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I do sometimes, mostly in the summer, robe comes off or else I get too warm.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
SC hijacked Geez’s account?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Do you know how hot you get when you blow-dry your hair, especially if it’s long like EA’s? Plus you need to factor in the amount of hair that falls out when you brush/blow-dry. Keeps all that hair from getting on your clothes.
Noted.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Then it definitely didn’t taste like Communion wafers
/F Notre Dame
May 19th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
“No soda machine at ESPN carries Diet Squirt either, he owed me 75 cents,” said Steiner.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
SC hijacked Geez’s account?
#Mancrush
May 19th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Go on….
May 19th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Go on.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Same here. We keep the heat low in the apartment during the winter.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Oh Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Sportsgal’s comment made me think of this picture for some reason.
Isn’t everything more fun if you’re naked? Who doesn’t walk around the house naked if they’re able?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
But then doesn’t your hair get ruined when you put a shirt on?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I love the Fox NFL robot, one of the reasons I watch the telecast…
/casual fan
//team NFL Redzone
May 19th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I was about to say the same thing. All I want to read about is the debauchery. I don’t care that Pam Oliver didn’t have a date or Olbermann was an A-hole. Tell me about the time Berman pissed in an empty 7-up bottle and threw it at Kilborn when he said “Pooh Pooh Katchoo” for the 97th time. *
*may be untrue.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
SG bringing the troof.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Riley Sheahan will get hammered and punch you in the face.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Ruined? Do you think I have it in an updo for prom or something? I have pretty easy going, straight hair.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Her quote, not mine
/Catholic
May 19th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
What is there to understand. Be thankful and move on.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Depends on the hair-do but for the most part no. Have to dry your hair first before you can do any other styling. So dry the hair, put on clothes, finish styling.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I lol’d.
this
must be a lot of Bigfoot sightings in your neighborhood…
May 19th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Sorry. Let my defense mechanisms get to “eliminate” for a second.
/Catholic
//lifelong Catholic school product
May 19th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Bra and panties is standard practice for my wife, but then again, she’s not a big Naked-At-All-Times kind of girl.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I laughed
May 19th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
See, this is what TBL is great for. The ladies clear up any questions we have about getting ready while the fellas clear up that we can piss and shit at the same time. Just people helping people.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
It also depends on the location of the bathroom for the hair drying. If you have an attached master bath then it’s easier to throw on undergarments before the hair drying. If you’re in a hallway bathroom separate from the bedroom, it’s easier just to get everything done in one shot before you put on clothes.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
The advantages of living the bachelor life in a single-bedroom apartment. I can disrobe whenever, wherever.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
First Pam Oliver and now Mary Carillo (?). This book is really scratching me where I itch.
/falls asleep
May 19th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
My wife does the bra and panties while blow drying. Same reasoning. too hot in the bathroom. Plus she closes the door while she does it since I am still sleeping (she rules like that)
May 19th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Good god. Is TBL paid by the authors of this book with each post?
May 19th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
While we’re complaining for a minute, I’d like to express my dissatisfaction with the 20 piece McNugget I’m about to go get. I don’t want 2 boxes of 10 McNuggets. If I’m going big with the 20, I want a GD bucket. Food is about presentation and if I’m gorging on something awful like this, I want to know it.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
wow, SC. I would be furious- you should demand that they pile them all into a happy meal box or something.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
See, I feel better about myself when it’s not just one giant tub of McNuggets
Also, Sweet ‘N Sour sauce for the win
May 19th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
I imagine SportsGal viciously berates her mirror with a slew of curse words while drying her hair.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Man I could go for some McNuggets now.
Chick Fil-A > McDonalds > Wendys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Burger King
May 19th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Wow, SC. That’s 920 calories and 58 grams of fat. Get some meat on thsoe bones.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Honestly I would have expected worse from those things
May 19th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
No way, gotta have the bbq sauce. Also a fan of the 2 10-piece boxes, makes me feel like less of a pig, haha
May 19th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
haha
May 19th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
I have no idea how you could possibly think such a thing.
/sarcasm font
(Actually I listen to stern every morning while getting ready.)
May 19th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
That’s a lot of fat, Ceej. I’ll do a premeal weigh-in and then a post meal and get back to you guys. There’s like 20 people in line here. Must be a lot of hungover people like me today.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Throw a McDouble and fries in there too. I’m feeling it today. Sweet tea as well.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Neither…hot mustard kicks both their asses.
May 19th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Hmm, never given hot mustard a try (didn’t know they even had it)…generally I’m a honey mustard with tenders guy but have been enjoying the SnS since my youth back when the McNuggets were gray inside (I credit these with my incredible immune system today, body needed to be up for a fight back in the 80s)
May 19th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Fatty thread
May 20th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
How ironic. Mary leaves ESPN because of their screen crappage, then takes a job at the Tennis Channel that has a DOUBLE WIDE bottom scroll bar.
Here’s hoping that Mary can persuade the TC’s production droids into giving us a clean video experience!