Debauchery in the ESPN Book: “Drunken Orgies” and Screwing in the Stairwell in the 1980s
Entertainment Weekly got a copy of the ESPN book and has revealed a smattering of the salacious details from the much-anticipated tome. The juicy stuff is from the 1980s, and no names are mentioned. Fortunately, there are over 700 pages in the book, and these blurbs are probably just scratching the surface.
– “The company would have Christmas parties up at some horrible place in Bristol [Conn., where ESPN is based],” says former general counsel Andy Brilliant. “A couple of them were drunken orgies…. It became like a big frat party. There were a lot of drugs being done in the bathroom. There was quite a bit of screwing going on afterward, a lot of it extramarital. But everybody went back to business the next workday.”
– “There was screwing in the hallways,” says onetime reporter Sal Marchiano of ESPN’s early days. “Okay, maybe not in the hallways, but there were a couple of stairwell stories…. There were drugs in the building, that I knew. There was one guy who dealt pot.”
– At one point in the ’80s ESPN kept an apartment in New York City. “I remember [an ESPN exec] coming in and saying, ‘We gotta get rid of this apartment…because the mail boys got a couple of our secretaries hooking over there,’” says former ESPN CEO Bill Grimes. “Hooking! That’s what he said…. ‘They’re making money after work when no one’s there. It’s getting out of control.’”
The sense I’m getting is that the actual history of the network will be detailed and terrific, but the debauchery you’re curious about will probably all be from the 1980s. I’m holding out hope that names will be named. We’ll know more tomorrow afternoon – that’s when I’ll be interviewing James Miller.
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May 18th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Every office needs one.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
awesome!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
awesome!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
So what’s the point? At least that somewhat creepy Jeff Pearlman Cowboys book was detailed about who was porking who
May 18th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
damnit…double post. fuckin’ rookie mistake.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Well… It was the 80s.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Ah! I knew it was you! you tried to trick Hop Sing! You are on our list Elaine Benes!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Andy Brilliant? Talk about immense pressure to be successful.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Yeah none of this will interest me unless there are names to go with it.. dont know if I really want to picture Berman getting busy in a stairwell though.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Bob Ley always had the best coke
May 18th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
awesome!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
This is awesome. ESPN’s version of “The White House”
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
What about a Burger King bathroom?
/DU’d
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
It’s so shocking to hear that people had crazy parties in the pre-internet/cell phone era!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Yeah good call Duffy, this is totally normal at any office in America
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
polish up that resume, Spencer. sounds like there’s an opening up in Bristol.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I’m more interested in the behind the scenes of The Nashville Network
May 18th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
This shit happens everywhere when you put young adults and booze in a work environment.
Come on TBL! I know someone who worked at US Weekly. I know there is dirt there! WRITE A BOOK!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Getting busy in a Burger King bathroom >>> Getting busy in a stairwell
May 18th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
/shakes fist at cleet
//knew I should have refreshed first
//throws up U to cleet anyway
May 18th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Hee Haw is well known to have been one legendary fuckfest after another
May 18th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I like my oatmeal lumpy
May 18th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Everybody Duckworths.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I bet John Saunders was the pot dealer. He had to mellow out Lupica before Sports Reporters episodes.
Let me paint a quick picture while we all get ready for lunch. Chris Berman. Shelley Smith. Body clapping in a stairwell.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
SG, go to the roundup, comment 104.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
linda cohn getting double teamed by john clayton and steve berthiume.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Buck Owens was slaying the P, you know this.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I bet John Saunders was the pot dealer.
Nah, he’s from Toronto, ecstasy if anything.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
I bet John Saunders was the pot dealer.
I’m going with Larry Biel — “Aloha means goodbye!”, god I hated that guy.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Beano Cook and Pam Ward. Oh my… I think I’ve said too much.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Charley Steiner giving The Shocker to Andrea Kremer.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
This.
/keep in mind, my idea of corporate America in the 80s is based solely on American Psycho.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
please…kenny mayne is the pot dealer. how isn’t this obvious to everyone?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
He’s from Hawaii so I always let that slide. However, he did look a lot like a gargoyle.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
This sounds like my first job right out of college.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Could have been Kilborn, too.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Booger sugar and hair mousse all around!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Beano and Lou Holtz fuck each other while watching ND games from ’88 on ESPN Classic
May 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
linda cohn getting double teamed by john clayton
Clayton’s probably hung like a horse. That’s why he went after cohn.
/takes elevator to straight down to hell instead of lunch
May 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
kilborn strikes me as the type to hang out with pot dealers to get a free toke instead of buying his own slice.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Do not want
May 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Hookers have a human resource department?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
If Trey Wingo didn’t nail Dana Jacobsen after that roast I’d be surprised…definitely making the DTF eyes at her
May 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
The mail boys sotry is unbelievable if you think about it — So the people who ran the mail room had access to the only NYC apartment ESPN had and had secretaries prostituting for them. So you are telling me that the mailboys were also pimps? Not buying it.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
AWWWWWW!! He doesn’t look very shamed to be wearing the cone of shame. So cute!
May 18th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
“back, baack, baack baaack baaack..
May 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Oh that’s ridiculous, he’s adorable and she’s built like a station wagon.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
So Kilborn is a scavenger pot smoker a la Snoop in Half Baked? Makes sense.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Anyone else think that Heather Cox was looking pretty good at the lottery last night?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I was too busy staring at her cue cards. Like she was.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Even while not in total focus the lust in his eyes can not be denied
May 18th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
/complete’d
May 18th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
“My God it even has a watermark.”
May 18th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
LOL
May 18th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
burn.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Can’t… stop… laughing…
May 18th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
well, you know you can stuff a ton of shit in the back of a station wagon.
/just sayin’
May 18th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
ah man, I just quit smoking yesterday.
/everybody knows one.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Wow.. I forgot about the Jacobson fiasco. How did she keep her job after that?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I bet she gives a great blowie though.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I’m not sure if he is bright enough to know he should be shamed. but watching him walk into doorways is quite amusing.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Notre Dame is an NBC team
May 18th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
That experience inspired “BJ And The Bear Surhoff.”
May 18th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
I just lost it…good thread
May 18th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Bristol is pretty awful though. On a long drive to Maine, we stopped at a random exit on 84 to get food not realizing it was the Bristol exit. We drove for a few miles and there was just nothing. Then, oh look, there’s the ESPN campus. The only place we found was this sit down pizzeria, where I actually had a pretty tasty lasagna.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
This has explained it all for years.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
My mom worked at Bristol hospital as a nurse before our family moved when I was 7. Can’t say I remember anything of the town, we lived a few towns over.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I was too busy staring at her cue cards. Like she was.
Damn. Tough crowd.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I’ve heard some interesting stories about Berman’s daughter (friend of a friend–very TMZish– so take it with a grain of salt). I think she went to Brown. But let’s just say she liked to act out her dad’s most famous catch-phrase. She’s not as Berman-esque looking as you’d imagine. Not bad.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Public approval soars after a drunken trashing of Notre Dame.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I fail to see how any stories of people hooking up with each other at work are very juicy unless people are named. Happens across America all the time.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
I fail to see how any stories of people hooking up with each other at work are very juicy unless people are named. Happens across America all the time.
I tend to agree. If the book doesn’t name names, what’s the point?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
/looks around my office
//throws up
May 18th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
/fist pump for sending this link in….
//along with no less than 20 others, I’m sure.
You guys have made me almost spit my soup out 3-4 times from laughing. Well done.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I’m sure she has stories of removing various items from cavities of espn personalities.
/one in a million, doc
May 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
gotta setup the sequel.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
/looks around my office
//throws up
Right there with you. Going out to Lunch is my only salvation.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
back, back, back, gone?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
She circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I’ve heard some interesting stories about Berman’s daughter (friend of a friend–very TMZish– so take it with a grain of salt). I think she went to Brown. But let’s just say she liked to act out her dad’s most famous catch-phrase. She’s not as Berman-esque looking as you’d imagine. Not bad.
Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills?
May 18th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Meh…I met my soon to be wife at work.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
picking up women wearing leather pants?
sweet.
did she look like him, though? that would suck for everybody.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
back, back, back, gone?
This just in…Mario is good.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Roethlisdog — Great minds.
I’m guessing it was “He could go all the way” — I’m hoping it’s “DOINK!” whenever a FG hits the uprights.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
back, back, back, gone?
(s)he. could. go. all. the. wayyyyyyyy.
Then again.. who doesn’t? I guess I just found it humorous because of all the details this guy (who was kind of a jabroni) included in his story.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
You guys don’t have good looking women in your office? That’s a criteria for employment. Then again, I work with 86 women and only 12 dudes so there’s bound to be some good looking women with that kind of ratio.
Have our share of Mark Grace slumpbusters but there’s some lookers here.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
In the HR department (and on her boss’ desk) and one of the female bathrooms were my two favorite workplace rompgrounds.
/checks mental chalkboard from working at current job
//smiles greatly
May 18th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
go on…
May 18th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
did she look like him, though? that would suck for everybody.
He showed us a picture of her on graduation day I’m assuming. Not really my type, but not bad.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Have our share of Mark Grace slumpbusters but there’s some lookers here.
This made me laugh. Also, fuck you and your workplace stocked with women.
/sighs
May 18th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
we got a lot here that only look good from one angle, lots of nice looking ones in profile…seeing them straight on is kind of rough.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Same. About 75% of my office is female.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I’m in civil engineering. Not sure if you understand how the guy/girl ratio thing works in this field and what types of girls/women work in it.
/ask Miz if you don’t believe me
May 18th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I share this position. Young, booze induced offices with sex everywhere exist in all corners of America.
May 18th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
My office only has 45 people and is probably 70% guys, but still have some good looking women. The hottest one is married and got herself knocked up. The milk does wonders.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Poll for the comment section:
There’s a flatbed cart of about 150 sodas in my breakroom with a note that says “outdated, leave alone”. The dates are like April 15th or so. How bad can past date soda be for you?
I’m asking because there’s Canada Dry Ginger Ale in there and you just can’t get that everywhere… I realize how pathetic this is but I don’t really care. I love ginger ale and still want irish to send me this mythical cranberry ginger ale that I’ve never seen.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Are they actually hot though? Or just ‘office’ hot? Huge difference.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
april 15th this year?
either way, probably flat and doesn’t taste very good because the hydrocarbons or some shit broke down.
h
May 18th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
There’s one confirmed dimepiece, Triston. That’s about it though.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
It’ll be fine for you, but it’s getting sent back so the account can be credited.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I love ginger ale and still want irish to send me this mythical cranberry ginger ale that I’ve never seen.
The Canada Dry cranberry ginger ale is pretty good, it sells out fast though. I actually prefer the Green Tea ginger ale.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
How bad can past date soda be for you?
Shit.. I’ve probably had sodas that were more than a year past their date. If anything, they might be flat, but I don’t think there’s anything that would spoil in a soda.
/tip of the cap for living in Chicago and not referring to it as “pop”
May 18th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Roll the dice, SC.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
both of these are great choices. Love the Cranberry one when they bring it out at Christmas.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
past date carbonated beverages are actually good for you. the industry doesn’t want you to know this though.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
/tip of the cap for living in Chicago and not referring to it as “pop”
Chicago appears to be firmly in ‘pop’ territory.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Some quick googling on expiration dates of soda\pop said that the date is actually the ‘best by’ date and a few websites said it should be good 9-12 months from that date.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
One month past date pop won’t do you any harm
May 18th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
*Should be noted some said 3-6 months. I think if its April of this year you should be all good. Nothing hits the spot like a nice ginger ale.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
See that yellow dot in Iowa? That’s Johnson county. I spent 5 years there. That’s where my soda vernacular comes from.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
And this Ginger Ale is fucking delicious. Everyone’s advice is appreciated.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
And this Ginger Ale is fucking delicious. Everyone’s advice is appreciated.
What kind of backlash are you potentially facing for taking from the illegal ginger ale stash?
May 18th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
I love ginger ale, but it seems like the only time I actually drink it is on an airplane.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I love ginger ale, but it seems like the only time I actually drink it is on an airplane.
Crown and ginger, with a lime.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
As long as it doesn’t violate HIPAA, I think I’m OK. If there was any potential patient information inside these cans I could be fucked though.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
This minus the lime
/men don’t put fruit in drinks unless it’s a Corona
May 18th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Hey now, I like at least 3 maraschino cherries in my Manhattan thank you very much.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
90% of the women in my office look like they have been hit in the face with a bat and/or weigh at least two spins.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Ok SC that is acceptable. Love me a good Manhattan.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
This, but include an orange with a Blue Moon
May 18th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I put a lime in my gin and tonic every fucking time.
/points to chest hairs
//both of them
May 18th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Regarding the Cranberry Ginger Ale: Bad news here, SC.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I squeeze the lime a little before putting it into the g&t. Just me though.
May 18th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
oh, I agree with that. I thought it was implied.
May 18th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
just got back from lunch, but I also can back this statement up 100%
May 18th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
who should i send my resume to at ESPN?