Comments on: Rory McIlroy’s Tryst With Jagermeister

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Tue, 17 May 2011 17:12:37 +0000

Where oh where is ms621 to help you poor lost souls.

Lighten up, Francis.

By: chicago

chicago — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:56:03 +0000

Stop taking your drinking cues from P. Diddy.

/racist

By: CodenameDuchess

CodenameDuchess — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:48:35 +0000

A lot of amateur hour drinkers in here. Vodka is for women, grow up and start drinking gin. Redbull and vodka should never be consumed after college. Goldschlagger and jager should never be consumed after high school. While Patron is good it certainly isn’t the be all end all of tequila. Stop taking your drinking cues from P. Diddy. In fact if the bar you’re at doesn’t offer a better tequila than Patron you need a new bar. Where oh where is ms621 to help you poor lost souls.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:10:18 +0000

Shane McMahon felt obliged to console
That was surreal. If you had to make a list of random people to greet Rory after that round, would Shane-O-Mac of all people even make the top 80,000?

HA. Well said.

By: michaele11111

michaele11111 — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:07:43 +0000

ATL_Badger Says:
Yep. In my better days, I once woke up in a bathtub in a pitch-black bathroom (lights off, door closed). That’s scary shit if you have no idea where you are or how you got there.

It’s called being an alcoholic and having a blackout.

By: NDub

NDub — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:58:03 +0000

Never had Jager since 1996, when my buddies fed me about 6 shots of something called liquid heroin for my bachelor party; that would be a shot each of Jager, Rumpleminze, and 151 mixed up.

That’s crazy. How you did six shots is beyond me. I took one double shot of that with a dude. We ran to the bathroom and simultaneously puked into the same toilet. We called it Jet Fuel.

By: Car Ramrod

Car Ramrod — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:51:30 +0000

I haven’t touched Jager in a few weeks now. I drank from 6 am when I woke my wife up to run her mini until 1 am when we got home from Downs after Dark. Somewhere in the middle I played in a volleyball tournament and got lost in Dillards. I did get a lot of compliments on the bow tie I managed to buy while lost in the store though.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:50:45 +0000

That was surreal. If you had to make a list of random people to greet Rory after that round, would Shane-O-Mac of all people even make the top 80,000?

I don’t think he’d even be on the list.

By: Obama

Obama — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:49:58 +0000

haha That breakdown reminded me of Luke Wilson in the Royal Tannenbaums.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:49:05 +0000

oh rory…did you learn nothing from ak?

I don’t see him winning a major any time soon.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:43:05 +0000

Shane McMahon felt obliged to console

That was surreal. If you had to make a list of random people to greet Rory after that round, would Shane-O-Mac of all people even make the top 80,000?

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:41:46 +0000

RIP Harmon Killebrew

That sucks. RIP.

By: ShopSmartShopS-Mart

ShopSmartShopS-Mart — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:41:35 +0000

Key West. Spring Break 2004. St. Paddy’s Day. We’ve been drinking for 4 days straight. Friend is worn out at 9 AM when we walk into Irish Kevin’s. Tells the waitress he needs something with Red Bull in it after the other 3 of us have ordered our Car Bombs. She walks back with our drinks and his Jager Bomb. The guy was already wearing body armor made out of a Mt. Dew box as his green clothing. The day did not end well for him.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:41:31 +0000

All yours, Butters. All yours. Being designated for assignment didn’t hurt the relationship. She knew she just wasn’t a good fit for our organization here. It’s not like it was a Milton Bradley parting or anything.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:40:43 +0000

RIP Harmon Killebrew

Damn. Saw the news Sunday, didn’t think he’d be gone this soon.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:40:04 +0000

1L bottles. About half of the vodka was consumed in Red Bull-Vodkas. Probably the reason why my heart was racing the entire next day.

Oh 1L I should have seen that coming. Thats a solid night drinking. Red Bull Vodka are evil.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:39:44 +0000

Jersey, you were correct on Deathproof too.

By: Chief aka James

Chief aka James — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:39:17 +0000

RIP Harmon Killebrew

By: Butters Brickowski

Butters Brickowski — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:39:17 +0000

As for your query JCK, let’s just say I’m going to start putting together a draft board this weekend.

When’s it okay to put in waiver claims without it being tampering?

/I kid, I kid

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:37:59 +0000

I am impressed if these bottles are 1.75l. I am unimpressed if they are 750ml.

1L bottles. About half of the vodka was consumed in Red Bull-Vodkas. Probably the reason why my heart was racing the entire next day.

/never will drink that many RBVs again