Rory McIlroy’s Tryst With Jagermeister
This soothing photograph of Rory McIlroy destroying a bottle of Jäger was apparently posted to Twitter by McIlroy himself, though there’s no trace of it now. It’s hard to believe the photo wasn’t taken just minutes after his disastrous final round at the Masters that was so bad Shane McMahon felt obliged to console the young Irish golfer. But the dude did turn 22 less than two weeks ago, so Jäger without the glass is probably as routine as waking up with a ballbag drawn on his cheek. [via Sports Crackle Pop; The Sun]
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May 17th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
His face still looks like a chewed up caramel.
/Feherty’d
May 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
jager = immediate blackout juice.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
jager = immediate blackout juice.
Yep. In my better days, I once woke up in a bathtub in a pitch-black bathroom (lights off, door closed). That’s scary shit if you have no idea where you are or how you got there.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
go Patron or go home
May 17th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Humanized!!!
May 17th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
“Here comes the monayyyyyyyyyyyyy, here comes the money…”
May 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Vile.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
I had done jager bombs. But I’ll never forgt the time I tried to do a shot of straight jager and IMMEDIATELY vomited all over the bar floor(luckily it was an extremely dive bar)
May 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
God, I miss college.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Jager would be near the end of the list of liquor I’d take down straight out of the bottle. Irish amateur, I say.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Helps if it’s served chilled…we always kept bottles in college in the freezer, have never been a fan though
May 17th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
I haven’t touched Jager in… probably a year. Maybe longer. It’s just not fun waking up smelling, tasting and even hearing black licorice.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Black licorice is disgusting, hence straight jager is no bueno. Jager bombs however…why not.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
/smells jager
//pukes
May 17th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
My English friend orders a shot of Jager as soon as he gets to the bar, and proceeds to do so every 15 minutes or so. We usually hang out for an hour before I ditch him.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Usually shoot whiskey, but if I’m feeling a little queasy then go Jager.
Be wary of bars that dont keep the Jager in the ice bin.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Yup I cant do it.. the stuff is like ipecac for me
May 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
That’s a damn good shot.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
gross
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Off-topic, but there was a little discussion of LA Noire in the roundup.
After perusing around for more deals, I found one that Walmart.com is offering. It includes the game, exclusive downloadable content and a $20 e-gift card. The PS3 version is sold out, but Xbox is available.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Jager is delicious. And Dave Attell’s Jager bit from Captain Miserable is fantastic.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
This. Tequila is the way to go.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
go Patron or go home
That’s a damn good shot.
I’m not a fan of taking shots and usually turn them down like a pussy, but I always make an exception for Patron.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Crown til I drown, son. Crown, Ciroc, and Rose all day.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Good lad. Sure there’s some historically violent Irish slang for drinking Jager from the bottle.
/Irish car bomb
//black and tan
May 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Irish Car Bombs > Jager Bombs
May 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
damn.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
…And w/ that much Jager in him, he could still break 80.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Surpsisingly good? Barrel bombs, which are Jager and Root Beer. Don’t knock it till you try it.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Surpsisingly good? Barrel bombs, which are Jager and Root Beer. Don’t knock it till you try it.
Had one of those a few weeks ago when I was up in Milwaukee. Better than Jagerbombs. Also, Grape Bombs are the tits.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Are you sure there just wasn’t seafood in it?
May 17th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
The Irish Car Bomb is the greatest drink in the world next to a vodka/tonic.
/starts to pour one out for SC’s small breasted companion
//hesitates to hear if she survived the weekend
May 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
The Jager-shaker is my favorite. I will lay claim to having accidentally invented it.
Jager, root beer schnapps, butterscotch schnapps and some Bailey’s. Tastes like a rootbeer float.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
I’ve got a scar on my face and another on my knee that remind me that drinking tequila is not a good idea.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
single shot of jamison, sipped, accompanied by a beer.
rinse.wash.repeat
May 17th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
rinse.wash.repeat
oops… i guess wash.rinse.repeat. would make more sense.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Sounds like trouble.
/orders two
May 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Goldschlagger + whacky tabacco smoked out of an apple = epic freshman year adventures
May 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
I like your style.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Better slow down on the Jamison.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
ill is a true drunk.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Goldschlagger = The Devil.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Here’s a fucked up drink for you….Chartreuse.
Order one of those the next time you are at the bar. It’s the most vile form of alcohol I’ve ever tasted.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Worst drink I’ve ever done = Pabst + the Jameson/Bailyes part of an Irish Car Bomb. Worst idea ever.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Never had Jager since 1996, when my buddies fed me about 6 shots of something called liquid heroin for my bachelor party; that would be a shot each of Jager, Rumpleminze, and 151 mixed up.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Isn’t that what Q orders in Deathproof? And makes everyone do 2 of them?
May 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Never had Jager since 1996, when my buddies fed me about 6 shots of something called liquid heroin for my bachelor party; that would be a shot each of Jager, Rumpleminze, and 151 mixed up.
Damn. 151 and Jager? How are you still alive?
May 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Sambuca is tops on my list of vomit inducing alcohol.
As for your query JCK, let’s just say I’m going to start putting together a draft board this weekend. It’s summer. I’m going to do what I want to do, criticism be damned.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Hand Grenades.
Kind of like a Jager bomb, but put a shot white rum and a shot of Jager so that they keep each other at the top of the glass with the shot of rum higher up. Pull the pin by taking the shot of rum and the Jager falls in the red bull.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Senator Jersey – when we went to the Bank last September, 14 of us along with a couple girls polished off 7 bottles of Skyy between 11pm and 4am. Needless to say the next day was painful.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Well done my friend, well done.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
I am impressed if these bottles are 1.75l. I am unimpressed if they are 750ml.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
That’s boss. Bottle service is the shit.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
1L bottles. About half of the vodka was consumed in Red Bull-Vodkas. Probably the reason why my heart was racing the entire next day.
/never will drink that many RBVs again
May 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
RIP Harmon Killebrew
May 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
When’s it okay to put in waiver claims without it being tampering?
/I kid, I kid
May 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Jersey, you were correct on Deathproof too.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Oh 1L I should have seen that coming. Thats a solid night drinking. Red Bull Vodka are evil.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Damn. Saw the news Sunday, didn’t think he’d be gone this soon.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
All yours, Butters. All yours. Being designated for assignment didn’t hurt the relationship. She knew she just wasn’t a good fit for our organization here. It’s not like it was a Milton Bradley parting or anything.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Key West. Spring Break 2004. St. Paddy’s Day. We’ve been drinking for 4 days straight. Friend is worn out at 9 AM when we walk into Irish Kevin’s. Tells the waitress he needs something with Red Bull in it after the other 3 of us have ordered our Car Bombs. She walks back with our drinks and his Jager Bomb. The guy was already wearing body armor made out of a Mt. Dew box as his green clothing. The day did not end well for him.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
That sucks. RIP.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
That was surreal. If you had to make a list of random people to greet Rory after that round, would Shane-O-Mac of all people even make the top 80,000?
May 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
oh rory…did you learn nothing from ak?
I don’t see him winning a major any time soon.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
haha That breakdown reminded me of Luke Wilson in the Royal Tannenbaums.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I don’t think he’d even be on the list.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
I haven’t touched Jager in a few weeks now. I drank from 6 am when I woke my wife up to run her mini until 1 am when we got home from Downs after Dark. Somewhere in the middle I played in a volleyball tournament and got lost in Dillards. I did get a lot of compliments on the bow tie I managed to buy while lost in the store though.
May 17th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
That’s crazy. How you did six shots is beyond me. I took one double shot of that with a dude. We ran to the bathroom and simultaneously puked into the same toilet. We called it Jet Fuel.
May 17th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
It’s called being an alcoholic and having a blackout.
May 17th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
HA. Well said.
May 17th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
A lot of amateur hour drinkers in here. Vodka is for women, grow up and start drinking gin. Redbull and vodka should never be consumed after college. Goldschlagger and jager should never be consumed after high school. While Patron is good it certainly isn’t the be all end all of tequila. Stop taking your drinking cues from P. Diddy. In fact if the bar you’re at doesn’t offer a better tequila than Patron you need a new bar. Where oh where is ms621 to help you poor lost souls.
May 17th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
/racist
May 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Lighten up, Francis.