Miami Douche Attended The Heat’s Series-Clincher
The Miami Douche was courtside for Game 5 of the Heat – Celtics series last night. He was wearing the same basic outfit that he wore during the regular season except for the switch to white shorts and t-shirt. Oh, and he added a scarf. This dude is in Miami in May and he’s wearing Uggs and a scarf. And sunglasses indoors. Good lord, my blood is boiling looking at this. UGGS! For crying out loud! What do they put in the water down there? Is it the humidity that makes people do things like this? Men wear Uggs in the spring and teachers sleep with students? What a state. [Image via Getty]
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May 12th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
As much as it is easy to make fun of this dude. You gotta respect someone who looks in the mirror and thinks that looks good.
May 12th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I heard he’s Tom Brady’s 3rd cousin once removed.
May 12th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
He’s also got a little faggy thing going on with his left arm in that pic too.
/kobe’d
May 12th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
The trend of matching t-shirts amongst NBA crowds needs to stop
May 12th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Is that a young TBL behind him?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Men wear Uggs in the spring and teachers sleep with students? What a state.
I went to school in that state and never slept with any teachers. Damn, I gotta step my game up
May 12th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
As much as it is easy to make fun of this dude.
he’s actually got a decent beard
May 12th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Buncha teapot men down in south beach.
/Puts 1 hand on hip
//extends other arm with a limp wrist
May 12th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Hear, Hear
May 12th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
CAM! Hands!
/Mitchell’d
May 12th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
it really accentuates his 7-head.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
I’m sad the Bulls won’t spring to get the whole crowd red shirts but they market that “See Red” thing and want fans to wear red to every game.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
CRM- How many pics did you search through to find him? honestly
May 12th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
It’s on your seat when you get there. It’s more of a way to make sure you don’t lose it/get it stolen.
/My excuse
//still wear “We Believe” to bed
///dunks on Andrei Kirilenko in my dreams
May 12th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
good god, those uggs must smell like skank.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
miami needs to be liquidated…lebron gets to live tho.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I’m not an NBA fan, but I’m rooting for the Heat since everyone hates them so much. Just like I rooted for the Million Dollar Man and Rick the Model Martel. Villains are the best.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
The trend of being an unfathomable douchebag in Miami will never stop.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
The trend of matching t-shirts amongst all sports crowds needs to stop
SMU had a blackout for the Armed Forces Bowl. To honor the U.S. Army. We were playing Army in the Armed Forces Bowl. We were wearing colors different than our own to honor THE TEAM WE WERE PLAYING.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
+1 Boom goes the dynamite
That B-Diddy dunk is still ridiculous
May 12th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
oh hell yea.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
just found a roundup photo for tomorrow that will make EVERYONE happy
May 12th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Whose dong is it TBL?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
I have my doubts. The Brad Clooneys will rise up in force to dismiss whatever beauty you choose.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Darrell is the TBL contrarian, but good for you.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Whitlock just gave you the kiss of death bulls.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Dakota Fanning!
/Sanders
//Amber Alert!
May 12th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
just found a roundup photo for tomorrow that will make EVERYONE happy
even Coop?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
just found a roundup photo for tomorrow that will make EVERYONE happy
A normal-sized Hayden Panettiere with big boobs?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
That, or he’s doing his usual dog and pony show of “LOOK AT ME!!! I’M DIFFERENT AND CONTROVERSIAL!!!! TWEET ME SOMETHING NASTY SO I CAN RETWEET IT AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!”
One of the two.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
I just think that somebody lied to him.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
So, are the Heat selling out yet?
/every Miami team
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Please be Liz Hurley…
/crosses appendages
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
just found a roundup photo for tomorrow that will make EVERYONE happy
Looking forward to the Christie Brinkley circa 1981 photo
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
This is all you need to know about how dumb Whitlock’s column is…
Barely? Huh?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
possibly. Pretty irresponsible to post that piece without waiting for Chicago to eliminate the Hawks.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Gotta be Decker. No one hates on Decker.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Miami Douche makes Laker Douche look normal…
May 12th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
just found out I’m playing in golf tournament on company time tomorrow. hell fucking yeah.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
SG and CJ hate on decker like whoa.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Has Banders ever resurfaced?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
The women can, and do.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Laker douche is awesome. cracks me up everytime.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
pretty sure I’ve heard sportsgal hate on her before.
I was thinking Bar. if you hate Bar, you hate life.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
There is nothing better than free golf, maybe next to free golf on company time.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Damn it!!!
This is like the end of an old Batman tv episode.
“WILL TBL FIND A ROUND UP PICTURE THAT PLEASES EVERYONE?”
“CAN CJ AND SG AVOID HATING FOR ONE DAY?”
“WILL SANDERS RESURFACE?”
“TUNE IN TOMORROW TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE TBL ROUNDUP!”
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Looking forward to the Christie Brinkley circa 1981 photo
Or as she calls it, three marriages ago.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Has Banders ever resurfaced?
Though it’s far from the most important result, BSanders demise has opened up room for someone on my timeline.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
/Kate Upton’d
May 12th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
nope, definitely not a regular. my only hint: She’s on a TV show i watch. that’s all.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Brinkley still getting it done in those Total Gym infomercials
May 12th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
That’s amazing.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
This should be good.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Spencer you know much about golf course designers?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
CW?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
/jumps up and down waving arms fanatically
May 12th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
And Oprah breaks the blog record for heaviest Roundup girl
May 12th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
nope, definitely not a regular. my only hint: She’s on a TV show i watch. that’s all
Then what are the odds that the rest of us are going to have any clue who she is?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
So one of the Gossip Girls?
May 12th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Alyson Michalka
May 12th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
She’s on a TV show i watch. that’s all.
Alyson Michalka, Hellcats.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
yeah, I am quite pumped. it’s the first time I have gone with anyone from work so I feel like it may be an audition. which means I will surely suck it up.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Geoff Decker did have that risque calendar shoot. Animal.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
That was sublimely awful, Lisk. I’m still laughing
May 12th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Actually yes, it was barely. Game 5 was tied at 87 before Boston started missing shots and committing turnovers. Were you even watching these games? The final margins for the games were 9, 11, 16 (C’s win), 8 and 10. Boston could have won Game 1 but didn’t, and they more than held their own with a fucked up Rondo in Games 4 and 5.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Does it matter? If she’s hot, we’ll get to know her…
May 12th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
But that’s like saying the Bulls “barely” got past Indiana. I don’t give a shit if the games were close and Boston “could” have won more of them, they didn’t. And you’re assuming that if Boston won game 1 or 4/5, that Miami couldn’t have came out with a more concerted effort and won in a blowout.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
The roundup pic could be Alison Brie. No one hates her
May 12th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Mel Gibson does
/She’s Jewish
May 12th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Does it matter? If she’s hot, we’ll get to know her…
Fair enough.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
games being close = barely knocked them off
games being blowouts = handling business and dropping the hammer = NOT barely knocking them off
May 12th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Not when Boston only won ONE game. Like I said, you or I don’t know how Miami would have responded if Boston did win game 4 or 5. Maybe Boston takes the next one, maybe Miami blows them out of the water. The fact is, Miami won a seven game series 4 games to 1. At no point where they in danger of having their season ended.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
And at no point were the games cake walks, that’s all I’m saying. It’s not like Miami walked over the C’s, despite the 4-1 tally.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Does that mean the Mavs barely swept the Lakers?
/stirring the pot
May 12th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Judge Judy
May 12th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
I never said that. Most of the individual games were close, just like in the Bulls-Pacers series. But I don’t think that qualifies them as “barely” getting by. Even if Boston closes last night, Miami still has two chances to win the series.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Funny thing is when I saw that Lebron picture this morning I was like “how has TBL not made a post on this guy being in that picture yet?”. I even looked to the previous page, but alas, I was disappointed.
Not any more!
May 12th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
i think all the fans wearing white are douchey
May 12th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Absolutely. The Mavs were lucky to just squeak by. Aside from the one blowout in game 4, they were THIS CLOSE to being knocked out by the Lakers, because a couple other games were close.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
I would say no, because LA didn’t even win a game and the Mavs dropped the hammer in that clincher. To me, the C’s looked like they could play with the Heat, but the Lakers had too many times where they looked like they didn’t belong on the court against the Mavs.
But I like your style, lol
May 12th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
He’s an idiot who doesn’t really watch basketball but just makes “controversial” picks – kinda reminds me of a more talented Jemele Hill. The only guy I like to read on Fox is Charley Rosen cause as much as he is old and senile, he knows the game well. Kinda like Hubie Brown.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Well then I guess we can agree to disagree.
May 12th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Lakers were ahead by 16 points in game 1,and were controlling most of game 3. As PJ said, they were very close to being up 2-1 at one point. Just not our year – it happens. Kobe said fatigue (from the 3 year run) played a big factor and I agree. I think the Lakers will be back in 2009 form next season, though if the Super Friends land someone solid with the MLE, I don’t think any one is beating them for a while.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
I can see Adelman as the Lakers coach, but that would mean ditching the triangle…I’m not sure how that’s gonna go over. Not that they played it ALL the time (they ditched it a lot for Kobe and sometimes Pau), but the principles were still applied by the team for the majority of the time.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
After one devastating sweep, I think everyone is looking at the Lakers way too seriously. Bring in Adelman, make some subtle changes, FIND A YOUNG SERVICEABLE POINT GUARD and things will be a lot better for them. That Dallas series was a freak of nature, it’s not the definition of the season.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Jersey did you see that Rose made the First Team All-NBA over Chris Paul? What a fuckin joke.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
/throws laptop out of window
Omg… I may be starting to legitimately hate Derrick Rose. His blood will be on the journos’ hands.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Actually, I thought Kobe over Wade was the mistake, not Rose. You can’t not have the MVP of the regular season on the 1st team.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
But he WASN’T the MVP, despite what the dumb ass mainstream media said. He was in a weak division.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
But in all seriousness, I agree that Wade should have made 1st team over Kobe.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
I was actually more infuriated with the fact that they put Paul fucking 3rd. Allern Iverson looks at all these “point guards” and says he was born WAY too early.
May 12th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Yeah Westbrook over Paul for 2nd team was a boner.
/ giggles
May 12th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
CP3 absolutely should have been ahead of Westbrook. And yeah, Rose shoots a lot for a point guard, but he doesn’t have a legitimate consistent scorer on that team. He was the ONLY player in the league in the top 10 in scoring and assists, so he definitely had some balance. I think he deserved MVP; that doesn’t mean I think he is a more talented point guard than CP3 though.