Comments on: ESPN Reaches New Low Following Death of Alabama Lineman Aaron Douglas

By: dontnomuch

dontnomuch — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:38:40 +0000

Hopefully someone at ESPN will have the good sense to issue an apology to the Douglas family on both the front page of ESPN.com and on the network itself

Sounds like a job for their ombudsman…

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:34:42 +0000

Ha. Truthfully though, Lisk did ask Hosmer to sign his left ball.

I’ve always been a Bat L, Throw L, Sign Ball L guy. It really restricts the positions you can play though.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:33:14 +0000

Leo is already sticking his penis in Ashley Greene.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/tear falls gently down my cheek
//Say it ain’t so Ashley

By: LongLiveWeaponX

LongLiveWeaponX — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:32:11 +0000

Leo is already sticking his penis in Ashley Greene.

/Googles Ashley Greene
/Damn him…

By: Triston27

Triston27 — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:30:08 +0000

Ha. Truthfully though, Lisk did ask Hosmer to sign his left ball.

But is it true that you showed Sam Bradford why they call you the sports hernia?

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:29:28 +0000

No offense dude, but I think Leo might be a little out of your league.

Leo is already sticking his penis in Ashley Greene.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:27:36 +0000

Just put some Nair in one of his many haircare products and he’ll eventually off himself when his luxurious mane is no more

Or do what they did to Captain Harris’s shampoo in Police Academy (can’t remember if it was 4 or 6 though…).

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:26:54 +0000

I’m waiting for the door to my burgeoning caption career to open up with the unfortunate demise of T-Ryan Lisk+1 dead blogger

Ha. Truthfully though, Lisk did ask Hosmer to sign his left ball.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:25:51 +0000

I’m waiting for the door to my burgeoning caption career to open up with the unfortunate demise of T-Ryan Lisk

+1 dead blogger

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:24:21 +0000

This is why we oversign every class….

That’s what sports blog commenting is all about. Insensitive and funny. Great work.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:21:36 +0000

No offense dude, but I think Leo might be a little out of your league.

ZING

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:20:40 +0000

“Shocker at LT.”

Not the first time “shocker” and “LT” have been used in the same sentence, I’m sure.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:20:31 +0000

I’m waiting for the door to my burgeoning caption career to open up with the unfortunate demise of T-Ryan

Just put some Nair in one of his many haircare products and he’ll eventually off himself when his luxurious mane is no more

By: Breesus

Breesus — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:18:23 +0000

Wait, how does this affect Matt Hasslebeck’s status in Seattle?

/John Clayton

By: LongLiveWeaponX

LongLiveWeaponX — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:17:38 +0000

Possible duckworth’d, but did anyone mention the
Leonardo DiCaprio and Supermodel Bar Refaeli Split
at all? Another one back on the market!

No offense dude, but I think Leo might be a little out of your league.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:17:12 +0000

Albert Lin went to Michigan.

Well of course he did. He obviously has no soul.

By: Breesus

Breesus — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:16:32 +0000

Alabama offensive lineman Aaron Douglas was found dead at his home in Jacksonville Florida. Douglas was the 14th rated offensive lineman in the 2012 Draft, according to ESPN Draft Expert Todd McShay.

/bottom line’d
//the sad thing is I can see them doing that

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:15:50 +0000

It reads like someone just took a depth chart report and just inserted “death” instead of “demotion” and published it.

This is not the same thing, but I found it amusing that Bob Hope’s New York Times obituary was written by Vincent Canby….Canby had died three years earlier.

By: Roethlishotdog

Roethlishotdog — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:15:03 +0000

I think his death was a vast conspiracy to open up a scholarship for Saban’s oversigning practices.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:14:34 +0000

Possible duckworth’d, but did anyone mention the

Leonardo DiCaprio and Supermodel Bar Refaeli Split

at all? Another one back on the market!