ESPN’s Page 2 Turns To Rob Kardashian For Perspective On The Lakers Getting Swept
For some reason, ESPN decided to let Rob Kardashian write a column about how hard it was on him, his family and Lamar Odom when the Lakers got embarrassed by the Mavericks. If you’re not familiar with Rob Kardashian, he’s a character on E!’s Khloe and Lamar.
What was ESPN thinking? Not to act completely indignant, but come on. Hunter S. Thompson and Ralph Wiley wrote for Page 2. I assume its garbage like this Kardashian piece that pushed Simmons towards his new Grantland home. Enough about that though. Let’s make fun of the reeling Kardashian clan.
Obviously, our entire family was cheering for L.A.
I never would have guessed.
I’m already looking forward to a chance for revenge next season.
Rob is going to personally knock J.J. Barea on his ass.
Aside from my personal relationship with Lamar, it’s hard to watch coach Phil Jackson go out this way. He’s a legend, and it will be interesting to see how his successor takes control of the team next season if he really does retire. Personally, I think Phil will come back next season. I know everyone has said he’s retiring, but I don’t think a coach as great as he is would leave after a 4-0 sweep. I still believe that we’ll see him again.
Spoken like a real insider. Sure Phil Jackson and every single person with any knowledge of Phil Jackson’s situation has said that this was Phil Jackson’s last game as the coach of the Lakers, but dammit if Rob Kardashian doesn’t have a gut feeling.
Back at home, it’s been a stressful couple of weeks, especially since Game 1 of the Mavericks series. Losing is never easy, and when you have to listen to pundits and experts rip your team on national television, it gets even more difficult.
It wasn’t all the Lakers’ fault. They were playing 5-on-the media for an entire series.
So I’ve been doing my best to keep Lamar stress-free.
I thought that was Khloe’s job?
It wasn’t easy with plenty of tension in the air, but we all tried our best to crack jokes and stay loose. Sure, you want to stay extra-focused during the playoffs, but thinking about it every second of every day will drive you crazy.
See, when people said that a reality television show would be a distraction to Lamar Odom, they didn’t count on the Kardashians focusing on keeping him extra-focused by cracking jokes and staying loose.
One of the better ways to relieve stress was the Xbox 360 and our favorite game, “NBA 2K11.”
At least we got a product tie-in.
Both Lamar and I get really into it, and I went easy on him last week, playing with the Mavericks and letting him destroy me with the Lakers.
This must really endear him to his professional basketball player brother-in-law. Go on ESPN.com and tell sports fans that Lamar Odom is also bad at video games and needs to have people take it easy on him when he’s playing with the best team in the entire game.
Unfortunately, that didn’t happen in real life, but it was a lot of fun to pretend.
It really is fun to pretend! Yay!
Now that the Lakers have lost, the offseason is officially here for my family.
Good lord. Let me take an opportunity to ask if anyone here has ever seen the Lamar Odom reality show? It’s half Lamar telling Khloe she’s not fat and half Rob Kardashian fighting over Lamar’s attention with Lamar’s best friend and wife.
We all wanted another championship this season, but I’m looking forward to hanging out with Lamar, who finally has some free time after a long season on the court.
Yes. Now Lamar will finally have some time to crack jokes and loosen up. Maybe play some video games. Now that basketball season is over the Kardashians can get back to their difficult lifestyle of being famous because they’re famous.
It’s the silver lining in what’s been an emotional time, and it probably will take a while to get over the shock of the Mavericks series.
If anybody can pull through such adversity, it’s the Kardashians.
Some of the experts are saying the Lakers are done, but we all know that’s not true. They will be back and hopefully better than ever!
Tell Hollinger, Bucher and Abbott not to worry about writing any 2011 – 2012 season previews for the Lakers. Rob Kardashian filed it on May 10th.
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May 11th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I read that this morning. Total garbage. ESPN can be such a joke at times.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Lamar Odom really needs to take a hard look into the mirror and repeatedly slap the shit out of himself.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Serious question: Is Rob 12-years old?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
+1 unattractive Kardashian
May 11th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
who?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
they are a joke all the time.
/Coor’s Light Cold Hard Fact’d
May 11th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
ESPN can be such a joke at times.
at all times, sir. at all times.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
That dipshit at Page 2 who has a billion stupid toys from his celebrity “friends” in his office thinks you are all assholes.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Haven’t been to ESPN.com to do anything but check my fantasy team since I started commenting/reading here. So, like 3.5 years. The local sites? Now those have value.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
ESPN does great work covering CFB in terms of game coverage. Gruden’s QB camp is good stuff. There are times they are very good, but I agree that those times are harder to find.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
The AJC has such a strong sports page. I wonder if ESPN will ever launch an Atlanta site.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
So, like 3.5 years. The local sites? Now those have value.
how has your sports life been during those 3.5 years? enjoyable? fact filled?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Love this FJM type analysis, nice job CRM.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
May 11th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
This was hard on Rob?
Doesn’t his sister have a sex tape? Doesn’t his step father look like Nancy Pelosi?
C’mon kid suck it up
May 11th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I certainly learned a lot about other people’s pooping habits.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
This just goes to show that it’s not what you know, or who you know, but who your sisters are sleeping with that counts.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Rob Kardashian. Genius.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Must be nice. The Tribune and the Sun-Times are pretty awful. I’m not being a blog snob, but I pretty much exclusively read blogs outside of ESPN Chicago’s beat reporters. That, and the Twitter of Blackhawks beat guys that work for CSN, Trib and ST.
Nice FJM, CRM.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
I’m not particularly proud of it, but yeah I used google to find this guy because I couldn’t remember his name. I wonder what gift new good buddy Robb gave ESPN Page 2 Senior Editor Lynn Hoppes.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Nice FJM, CRM.
For a site that died years ago, the shadow of FJM looms large still.
Also, what did you expect? ESPN are nothing if not starfuckers.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
TJ: Ok, I’m fine with ridiculing Patrick Kane for partying. It’s funny. But women that take go through his belongings while he’s sleeping and post pictures of a boarding pass on Twitter are fucking creepy.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Agreed. But it’s a lot more than creepy. It’s wrong as hell.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
TJ: Ok, I’m fine with ridiculing Patrick Kane for partying.
ZOMG, trade Patrick Kane!!!!
May 11th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Exactly how many people can get “famous” off of 1 sex tape?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Hopefully this leads to an ongoing column where Rob regales us with stories about what him and Lamar have been up to during the offseason
May 11th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Ugh. Yeah, I just read that and feel like I need to shower or something.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Deadspin usually does this for me too…should have hovered over the link before clicking
May 11th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Would the Kardashian name even be part of pop culture if it wasn’t for the father’s participation in the OJ trial?
Can we just blame OJ for this and be done with it?
May 11th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Ugh. Yeah, I just read that and feel like I need to shower or something.
Ditto, seems premeditated.
May 11th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Good lord. Let me take an opportunity to ask if anyone here has ever seen the Lamar Odom reality show? It’s half Lamar telling Khloe she’s not fat and half Rob Kardashian fighting over Lamar’s attention with Lamar’s best friend and wife.
So no mirrors in the house??
May 11th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
/Team Kaner
May 11th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
It’s half Lamar telling Khloe she’s not fat
Being fat is the least of her problems. Working out won’t get rid of that butter face.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
To be fair, if she wasn’t so wrecked looking, she wouldn’t have to scavenger for evidence that she hooked up with a hockey player.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
To be fair, if she wasn’t so wrecked looking, she wouldn’t have to scavenger for evidence that she hooked up with a hockey player.
Agreed. I say she did it more to help her self-esteem more than anything.
May 11th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
To be fair, if she wasn’t so wrecked looking, she wouldn’t have to scavenger for evidence that she hooked up with a hockey player.
Was thinking the same thing; Patrick Kane – Non-Legend