Comments on: Reports Suggest Bribery Was Rampant During 2018 and 2022 World Cup Voting

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Tue, 10 May 2011 21:06:56 +0000

Here’s hoping that last comment doesn’t get lost since no one is coming to this post anymore. I’m proud of that one!

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Tue, 10 May 2011 21:06:21 +0000

Sepp Blatter is the biggest piece of shit in the sporting world. He makes Don King, Gary Bettman, and Dana White look like saints.

I won’t call the others saints. I will say that if we all give them thievery titles, then it would look like this:

King is the Caddy thief who graduated from stealing hubcaps. It took some craftiness, but he had no imagination to get bigger.

White is the thug that beat people up for their money. No imagination, just pure power to get what he wanted.

Bettman is the meth addict that sticks up 7-11′s – and leaves 3/4 of the money on the counter because he thought that was the right thing to do.

Blatter is the Pink Panther. He is a world class jewel thief who heists everyone, but still manages to get invites to all the cool parties and never gets caught.

By: dodgecitydave

dodgecitydave — Tue, 10 May 2011 20:38:49 +0000

Sepp Blatter is the biggest piece of shit in the sporting world. He makes Don King, Gary Bettman, and Dana White look like saints.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:24:17 +0000

It’s nice to have the details though to confirm exactly what everyone was thinking when Qatar was announced.

By: captain_spalding

captain_spalding — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:20:18 +0000

Gambling at Ricks?

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:16:30 +0000

Dollar signs.

Should be Euro signs seeing as they are sissy Europeans.

By: rittyrich

rittyrich — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:13:28 +0000

Auburn got it’s hands on the World Cup too?

Nope. It was the execs of the Fiesta Bowl.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:11:57 +0000

Dollar signs.

Yeah, but between FIFA, the IOC (Utah 2002), and the UN (Oil for Food Program), it seems like international bodies are especially susceptible and uncaring about corruption.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:11:45 +0000

Post really needs the OUTRAGE tag.

By: jaywashere

jaywashere — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:05:07 +0000

I’m outraged! Outraged I tell you. Now what do I need to do to become a member of the selection committee?

By: Barnaby Jones

Barnaby Jones — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:04:51 +0000

#obvious

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:03:57 +0000

What is it about international organizations that invites rampant, obvious, and nonchalant corruption?

Dollar signs.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:02:30 +0000

Grass=green, water=wet.

What is it about international organizations that invites rampant, obvious, and nonchalant corruption?

By: mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off

mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:58:36 +0000

Auburn got it’s hands on the World Cup too?

/haven’t read post yet
//hope some incarnation of that joke isn’t in there

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:57:51 +0000

File under “No shit”.

It’s a question of who is more corrupt for me: FIFA or the IOC.

By: sportsdork

sportsdork — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:53:52 +0000

FIFA will pledge to look into this and wait for the public attention to drift elsewhere.

I mean, did you see what Rick Carlisle said about Dirk being a top 10 player? I am fucking beside myself.

By: irishmafia

irishmafia — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:53:45 +0000

2-3-5

By: Stephen Douglas (CRM!)

Stephen Douglas (CRM!) — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:50:09 +0000

WHAT!?

You’re implying Qatar is a less than deserving WC host? How dare you sir!

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:47:09 +0000

I’m shocked! Shocked! That it took bribes to lure the worlds biggest sporting event to a country that has a landscape that consists solely of desert.