Max Kellerman Was Offered “DP” By A Porn Star On Twitter

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13 Responses to “Max Kellerman Was Offered “DP” By A Porn Star On Twitter”

• 1

  arkbadger Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
  

  if I ever join twitter, I would follow every porn star possible.

• 2

  SouvenirCity Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
  

  It gets old after a while, ark. You can only handle so many #TeamBlowjob tweets from a Swedish porn star about her World Cup team.

• 3

  Gaseous Clay Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
  

  I hope it was a male porn star.

• 4

  bubbaprog Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
  

  DP her? Max Kellerman has two penises?

• 5

  Butters Brickowski Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
  

  DP her? Max Kellerman has two penises?

  Was trying to understand the logistics of her offer myself…perhaps Larry Merchant was already on board?

• 6

  KC Resident Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
  

  Was trying to understand the logistics of her offer myself…perhaps Larry Merchant was already on board?

  +2 orifices being filled.

• 7

  arkbadger Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
  

  It gets old after a while, ark. You can only handle so many #TeamBlowjob tweets from a Swedish porn star about her World Cup team.

  I could see that happening. I just get amused when I click on one of them and within 3 tweets I see something about licking a-holes.

• 8

  jck49erfan Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
  

  That’s fantastic.

• 9

  Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
  

  Was trying to understand the logistics of her offer myself…perhaps Larry Merchant was already on board?

  lol

• 10

  Mugatu Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
  

  Are any of those links above SFW?

• 11

  HawkEye Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
  

  Are any of those links above SFW?

  They’re Twitter links, but I’d be using my phone for them.

• 12

  chijim Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
  

  Max Kellerman Was Offered “DP”

  I guess I lead a sheltered life. I don’t even know what that means.

• 13

  The Fan's Attic Says:
  May 9th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
  

  What does Dan Patrick do to porn stars?

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