Bill Plaschke Casually Mentions That Kobe Bryant’s Wife Contributed to the Downfall of Pau Gasol
Pau Gasol had been dating cheerleader Silvia Lopez Castro for well over a year, and by all accounts, things were going swimmingly. But following Gasol’s uncharacteristically awful 2011 postseason, Bill Plaschke of the LA Times casually (blog-like? How irresponsible of him!) floated this today:
“I have to learn from this,” Gasol said. ”I have to learn that when something happens off the court, you have to keep it off the court.”
He was referring to the report that he stopped talking to Bryant during the postseason because Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, had contributed to the breakup of Gasol and his longtime girlfriend. Lakers fans will remember that Karl Malone once publicly accused Vanessa of interfering with his personal life in a similar fashion.
What happened off the court? That’s a mystery. Kobe Bryant told Kevin Ding of the OC Register, “They [the wives] barely know each other.” But as Plaschke noted, it wouldn’t be the first time Kobe’s meddling wife was at the center of friction on the Lakers.
I wonder if anyone in Boston will try and get Shaq’s reaction about the Kobe-Gasol mess. Remember this story from 2004? Report: Kobe Said Shaq Paid Women Hush Money.
If the Lakers end up trading Gasol this summer – I doubt it, but you get a sense something is coming – that’ll make two high quality big men Kobe will have run out of LA. He’d have no titles without them.

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May 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Bitches runnin’ wild.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Here let me get that for you.
/an actual fair nba trade
May 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Vanessa=Yoko
May 9th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Try as it might this story still lacks the intrigue of Delonte West (allegedly) porkin’ LeBron’s mom…you’d think a woman who’s looked past her own husbands adulterous, rapey ways wouldn’t be one to meddle in the personal lives of others
May 9th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Bitches man…. bitches.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
/an actual fair nba trade
No chance of happening therefore.
And Vanessa seems to have risen in power after Colorado. She’s the power behind the Mamba Throne.
/watched too much Game of Thrones
May 9th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Be crazy.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
/an actual fair nba trade
Who are you and what have you done with YYSA?
May 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’m on the verge of caving and reading the books in order to figure out what happens before the show reveals it.
I’m weak.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Bros before hoes, Pau.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Kobe’s wife strikes me as the type of woman who is completely insecure with her relationship (for good reason) combined with being certifiably crazy… which leads to her meddling in the relationships of others to make her feel better.
/Dr. Phil will be here all afternoon
May 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
then again, you make the assumption that a gold-digging bonerholster that would stay with a adulterous, rapey individual would have a grounded code of ethics.
im not nearly as generous as you are.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
/watched too much Game of Thrones
I’m on the verge of caving and reading the books in order to figure out what happens before the show reveals it.
I’m weak.
hahahahaha! I read all the books before the show started and have gotten a couple of friends to read them.
Trust me. You’ve no idea.
/btw Liverpool 3 – Fulham 0 at halftime.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Is it just me… or does Pau’s woman have a little alien-eyes going on in that picture? Or is it just the makeup? Regardless, what a body.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
You may choose from the larged size prize wall at the carnival for this one.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I’m on the verge of caving and reading the books in order to figure out what happens before the show reveals it.
Books are about 800 pages each.
/satisfies your craving
May 9th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
that would stay with a adulterous, rapey individual
Hence…certifiably crazy. She should have taken her half of the 200 million or so Kobe’s earned and started over…
/Elin’d
May 9th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I blew through all 7 Dark Tower novels in about 7-8 months. I hope that was a good limbering up exercise for this.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Kobe’s teammates hate him? No way!
May 9th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Is it just me… or does Pau’s woman have a little alien-eyes going on in that picture? Or is it just the makeup?
She kinds looks like Jayde Nicole.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Wow. Vanessa Bryant pretty much sucks. Even TexansFan can confirm that one.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I guess the fact that this is utterly untrue has fazed no one.
If by interfer, you mean tell Kobe that Karl made an inappropriate comment, then I guess that’s true.
Jesus. Just unbelievable.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I blew through all 7 Dark Tower novels in about 7-8 months. I hope that was a good limbering up exercise for this.
They are worth the read, listening to SG and Sportsdork talk about them a couple months back piqued my interest. Plowed through them pretty quickly.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Women be shopping.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
You have dinner with the two of them or something?
May 9th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Yeah, when I first heard there was something involving Pau, Kobe & their women, I thought it had some hilarious potential. ‘Twas not to be.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
you say crazy, i say dumb bitch from orange county who never worked a day in her life and is in love with the lifestyle, not the basketball player.
tomato, tomahto.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
What is the point of this statement?
May 9th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
We are meeting next week at TGI Friday’s, but that is irrelevant. Multiple reporters have seen them talking, and everyone involved has denied it. But hey, never let facts get in the way of a good internet rumor.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
HA!
May 9th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Just because Venessa is keeping it tight as a nun’s cunt and Kobe is forced to be taking his talents to Colorado, doesn’t mean bitches need to be hatin’
May 9th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
To tweak people who like to act like Shaq was a role player on Kobe’s team.
May 9th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
But is she above the vicky mendoza diagonal?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
/btw Liverpool 3 – Fulham 0 at halftime.
Fantastic. If we can grab that Euro League start, Kenny will have more than earned the contract extension he’s going to get later this month.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Jordan treated his teammates like crap, but i don’t remember any stories like this (or Shaq, or Mailman).
Kobe is no Jordan. He’s definitely no Magic.
great basketball player
May 9th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Start=spot.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Nobody has said that about Shaq’s run with LA (except during 4th quarters…which is actually kinda true. Total liability on offense down the stretch of games)
May 9th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
To explain that Kobe would currently have no titles if it weren’t for Pau & Shaq.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Jordan treated his teammates like crap, but i don’t remember any stories like this (or Shaq, or Mailman).
Jordan won the honor of his teammates SOs at the poker table. You don’t remember Kobe saying that thing about Shaq to the CO police? All I remember about Mailman was “I’m hunting little Mexican girls” or whatever he said.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Jordan never being brought in for questioning over rape charges just means we’ll never know if he’d have taken the time to rat out a teammate unprovoked as well
May 9th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
he ran off kwame brown too!
May 9th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Dude you are on fire after Kobe today. What the hell is going on? This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen you post.
Malone is a saint now? Maybe the girl he got pregnant when she was 13 (and he in college) and the son she had whom Karl bailed on would disagree.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Bill Wennington was a notorious womanizer
May 9th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Oh, nevermind, I get what you’re saying now. Yeah, I’ll stick with my explanation for all of it. Kobe doesn’t play cards with “my teammates” so this shit happens
May 9th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
He’s in the Hall of Fame too.
/in Canada
May 9th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
So fucking what? MJ won zero without Pippen or Phil. BFD.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Dude you are on fire after Kobe today. What the hell is going on? This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen you post.
I would like to have this hyperbole auto-tuned
May 9th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Its fun watching the Kobe sycophants circle the wagons at the slightest tweak.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
karl malone is from new orleans, home of preservation hall. but if you wanna go, better make preservations!
/pours one out for that one funny skit from the man show
May 9th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
yes, but MJ never ran off his wingman. May have taken dumps on the guy, but never ran him off because he knew he needed him.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
shhhhhh
May 9th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
He’s in the Hall of Fame too.
Also in the road beef HOF
May 9th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Has anyone seen Senator Jersey lately? I assume he’s on a flight to Tallahassee since the Astros’ Foul Ball Girl is now single but I can’t be certain.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
easy there…lets not bring phil into this.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Haha. Even Jordan’s ego knew rings were more important. Kobe soiled his bed for a few years during his absolute prime. Moron.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Has anyone seen Senator Jersey lately? I assume he’s on a flight to Tallahassee since the Astros’ Foul Ball Girl is now single but I can’t be certain.
Judging by his twitter feed… he’s been living it up in vegas the past few days.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
sportsgal just quit on me in words with friends. Sucks.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
to be fair, at least scottie knew his role and worked his ass off.
shaq was a lazy fuck who didn’t work out and wasn’t in shape til april. i totally sympathize with kobe getting pissed off about that.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
He’s finding Vegas to be more fun than playing computer…to each their own I suppose
May 9th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
sportsgal just quit on me in words with friends. Sucks.
I am truley sorry for your lots
May 9th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
he Astros’ Foul Ball Girl‘s titties are now single but I can’t be certain.
/butterface’d
May 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
I’ll end this here, because it is absurd.
It was a bit more complicated than “Kobe ran Shaq out”. And since there is no “Kobe-Gasol mess”, the rest of this is moot. No point in debating something fictitious.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
According to the roundup from this morning, he was in Vegas this weekend.
/dick
May 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Also, Kobe waxes his eyebrows and is rumored to have had Beef Curtains installed between his legs.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
No point in debating something fictitious.
??? Nobody reads the comments, indeed
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
/puts fingers in ears and starts shouting “NANANANANA I can’t hear you!”
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
I thought that’s what the internet was here for?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
beef curtains…always a winner.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Obviously not the same media climate back then, but I dont remember teammates hating Jordan. Occasional fights, disagreements, not straight up hate.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Agreed.
/throws kobe back in the trash
May 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
And since there is no “Kobe-Gasol mess”
I know what there is, a Laker Fan / Gasol mess. He’s got less fan support than he has chinbone.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
So what were the off-court issues Gasol was talking about? Someone finally clue him in that neckbeards are a consistent source of mockery and not a source of sex appeal as he was led to believe?
I think Horace Grant hated him but can’t remember why
May 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
go on…
May 9th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
May want to check your memory banks there, Chief. MJ’s first “retirement” was, you know, sort of in his prime as well.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
go on…
and now i’m all alone again?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
he Astros’ Foul Ball Girl‘s titties are now single but I can’t be certain.
/butterface’d
Really? You think so? She’s no Cameron Diaz, but she’d be in our top 100.
/Maxim editor.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
It was in the Jordan Rules. Something about getting in a physical altercation at practice and being the only guy that wouldn’t back down from MJ. He also didn’t like being “second fiddle”. Not sure why he was worried about that since he was third trombone.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Enjoyed the Tosh web redemption for this chick.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Bill Cartwright hated him plenty as well. While we’re here, which teammate hates Kobe again?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
sub zero.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Enjoyed the Tosh web redemption for this chick.
I enjoyed the girl who forgot the words to the national anthem at the blazers game about 10 years ago… she turned into quite the hottie.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Link?
/better have copious amounts of her boobies
May 9th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Which is exactly the same as running one of the best centers of all-time out of town.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Shaq. Bynum. Apparently Gasol. Phil Jackson quit coaching because of him, and wrote an entire book about how horrible he was.
But somehow LeBron is apparently the bad guy.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Link?
/better have copious amounts of her boobies
She jiggles a little but you also have to deal with her ex-sitting there with her. Also apparently she had sex with twin brothers at the same time. At least according to that segment.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
That’s not entirely accurate. Jordan voiced displeasure about the Bulls trading away Oakley for Cartwright. Cartwright confronted Jordan about it and Jordan ended up respecting Cartwright for that. Kobe would not have handled it as well methinks.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Entirely possible that they’re both shitty human beings. Just happen to be tremendously talented athletes. The two usually go hand in hand actually.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I think Horace Grant hated him but can’t remember why
Michael called Wil Perdue, Wil Vanderbilt because he was not good enough to be named after a Big Ten team. I think Michale did his shit talking on the court with the players (see Kerr’s shiner)but I think they respected him and liked him.
He didn’t throw anybody under the bus when he got suspended in 1993 for gambling.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
But somehow LeBron is apparently the bad guy.
nobody that hates him has a reason, right?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Also apparently she had sex with twin brothers at the same time. At least according to that segment.
That’s the most disturbing thing I’ve read in awhile. Yuck.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
/watches “bynum parking lot video”
//then again…that worked out ok.
///whatever
////sub zero
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Matt Bullard is more likable than either of those egotistical pricks.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Luke goes home and cuts himself because of Kobe but I don’t know if you can call that hate.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Didn’t she admit to boning the foul ball guy again the night before the interview too?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
i always figured he was just trying to cut off that awful tattoo.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
He didn’t throw anybody under the bus when he got suspended in 1993 for gambling.
Oh dear. I can’t do it but it’s right there
May 9th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
First I’ve heard of Bynum and Gasol. A link maybe? Phil lost a power play. And he hated him so much, he came back. Yeah, this is all right on the money.
/wanking motion
May 9th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
That’s the most disturbing thing I’ve read in awhile. Yuck.
her nickname is fingercuffs.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Oh dear. I can’t do it but it’s right there
you have to son, you have to.
Everybody give the kid a little room. He’s got something horrible to say.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Not a good one.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Didn’t she admit to boning the foul ball guy again the night before the interview too?
He said they did, and she sort of denies it, but not very convincingly. Also apparently Bo the Foulball guy dated a 15 year old girl after he dated her.
I can’t say these two individuals cast the best image for the city of Houston or Astros fans.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
DP monday folks. tell your friends.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
her nickname is fingercuffs.
Chasing Amy reference?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
One appeared on a TV show announcing that as a free agent he was signing with another team, the other forced his way through a girl’s balloon knot without permission…not exactly on the same level here
May 9th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
you have to son, you have to.
(takes deep breath) Kobe never got his dad killed over gambling debts.
I don’t feel better for having said it
May 9th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Some nice revisionist history going out with the “Kobe ran Shaq out of town.” If only Phil would have written a book that chronicled Shaq’s role in that..and even his own.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
you have to son, you have to.
(takes deep breath) Kobe never got his dad killed over gambling debts.
I don’t feel better for having said it
WHOA.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
A press conference.
Comparatively speaking teammates love him, never accused of anything illegal, just hasnt won. So in conclusion winning is all that matters.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
I can’t say these two individuals cast the best image for the city of Houston or Astros fans.
Maybe not the best but would you say it’s representative?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Christ what a dipshit. You accused Kobe wasting prime years, and I gave you an example of MJ doing the same thing. How old are you?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
her nickname is fingercuffs.
Chasing Amy reference?
Locked in on both ends!!!!!!
May 9th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
What??? You’re telling me that in the last 30 years of NBA titles that….wait for it…you need help to win a title? Gulp!
MJ doesn’t have ONE playoff series win w/o Pippen, nevermind 6 titles. What a pointless argument.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Do you feel more retarded?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
SSS
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
you have to son, you have to.
(takes deep breath) Kobe never got his dad killed over gambling debts.
I don’t feel better for having said it
We are talking team mates.
/someone had to pay
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Maybe not the best but would you say it’s representative?
Your question wounds me stark.
/yes.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Love this. Charisma goes a long way.
Kobe is just a great basketball player who, like everyone else, wants to be like Mike.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
As a Jordan fan, I’m so glad he didn’t play in today’s media world. He would be one of the most hated athletes ever.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Maybe not the best but would you say it’s representative?
Only girl that I’ve ever met from Houston hooked up with 3 of my friends within about a month. So, it sounds about right to me.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
!!!
May 9th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
So in conclusion winning is all that matters.
wait, i’m lost. Aren’t you also a ring touting Steelers fan during the fall and winter, who bashes the likes of Peyton Manning for not winning “enough” superbowls?
Because that’s a strange tactic to switch up right now.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
nobody loves Kobe like Cursed Cleveland.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Do you feel more retarded?
No, not at all. That would take a lot, honestly.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Sorry, but you are talking about something different. MJ told teammates not to pass Cartwright the ball and Cartwright confronted and threatened him with “you’ll never play basketball here again” or something like that.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Tell that to Cavs fans they didn’t seem to understand it.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
If you’re going to accept praise for winning, I suggest you win then Chosen One. Narcissism is not an enviable quality in a human being either.
There’s a lot of us out here that disliked him well prior to last summer.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
cmon naw…we all know MJ owed oakley.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
He didn’t play in the 60s…ESPN and the internet existed back then, I remember it
May 9th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
we woulda had a chance if lebron didn’t quit.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
He’s not doing it right, because he keep showing up for games.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
nobody loves Kobe like Cursed Cleveland.
Vincent Vega is pretty close. And that guy “chicago” just had to flip flop his two favorites, because the Lakers got eliminated. IF you’re scoring at home, he’s always liked the bulls better, especially as of yesterday at 6.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
cmon naw…we all know MJ owed oakley.
Tony Allen is the guy not to owe money to now-a-days, correct?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I think I was signing onto Prodigy when he won his last title. The Game’s changed just a tad since then. Oh and the porn is much better
May 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
He’s earned it.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Would you fall on Crocodile Dundee’s giant knife for Kobe? It sure seems like it, which makes me very sad at you.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
IF you’re scoring at home, he’s always liked the bulls better, especially as of yesterday at 6.
/Pulls up a folding chair
/Waits for gloves to come off
May 9th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Oh and the porn is much better
the local news personalities are much, much worse
May 9th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
The Twin Towers came down because of bombs planted by our government!!
May 9th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
+1
May 9th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
He didn’t play in the 60s…ESPN and the internet existed back then, I remember it
Chicago media protected him like NY press protected Ruth.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
sportsgal, why’d you quit me?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
DP for everyone!
May 9th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
No you guys never had a chance period.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
and you know this how? oh, that’s right, because she said so. her credibility wasn’t at all harmed by the other guys’ jizz in her panties. The duke guys were guilty also, right? That’s Butters, defender of the skanks.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Because I’m a sore loser?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
no, no, cursed…YOU’VE earned it. now wipe kobe’s baby batter off your chin, ok?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
The Lakers weren’t going to pay both of them. Buss made a calculated decision and went with the younger guy who was heading into his prime as opposed to the older guy who was headed to the downside of his prime. It worked out well for him.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Last year’s Cavs would have won this year’s title.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Ok. It’s official. Congratulations Vincent Vega, you’re the next guest on Anthony Lima TV.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Because I’m a sore loser?
that’s why Fetch quit too. I think I’m going to lose the Payaso pretty soon. this guy Mugatu is pretty good.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
That’s Butters, defender of the skanks.
If this isn’t a new commenter name by the end of the day today, I will be sorely disappointed.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Nothing brings the rage like when Kobe and MJ are involved in the same, um, “discussion”.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
and you like chicks to stimulate your prostate.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
no, no, cursed…YOU’VE earned it. now wipe kobe’s baby batter off your chin, ok?
Lots of hate fucking going on around these parts right now.
/stinks like sex in here.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
So are basketball posts always this fun? If so I might have to stop by Ballin’ tomorrow.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
If you whatever whatever again, I’ll break your fucking legs is what he said.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
meh…i can’t insult well this afternoon.
im going home.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Don’t worry. Derrick Rose is quickly climbing the pantheon too. I always like the guys that everyone else hates.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
MJ told teammates not to pass Cartwright the ball and Cartwright confronted and threatened him with “you’ll never play basketball here again”
Just picturing Cartwright telling that to the GOAT in his raspy voice makes me giggle.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
So your picking the Bulls to win it all this year?
Better then the guys that you use
May 9th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
and you like chicks to stimulate your prostate.
are you trying to be derogatory with this?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Depends on the number of crazy people, errr, Laker fans, that are around. But generally, yes.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
shaq was a lazy fuck who didn’t work out and wasn’t in shape til april.
And the Lakers still won two titles with his apathetic ass and made another appearance in 2004(Shaq only gave a shit for the 1999-2000 season). Kobe needs to be careful what he asks for.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
No. Actually just a sports fan that has been paying attention and was alive and not in diapers in the 80′s. And I was the one taking heat last week for being ready for LA to move on from Kobe.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
When he paid her off after already going to trial made it pretty easy to put two and two together…sorry your favorite player is a rapist, we all have our crosses to bear
I’m sticking with Brickowski until the Bulls are knocked out of the playoffs…someone else is free to take it
May 9th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
i was and i forgot “anally.”
like i said…long day. going home.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Dirt, I’ll play again, I just quit that game. I figured I’d give you a break since you’re playing so many people right now.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Listen Vinnie, I witnessed Hersey Hawkins shut down Michael Jordan (16 points) at the Spectrum in 1989 when the Thump & Bump era was in full effect in Philadelphia. Good times.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Mario Elie punches babies.
/preemptive strike
May 9th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Agreed. During Jordan’s first three title runs, it was all about the magazine porn.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
I’m supposed to be the conspiracy theorist here. He paid her off and her friends to lie on her too, I guess.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Cartwright’s free throw shots always made me giggle. Tried to replicate that as a kid…..I have no idea how he did it.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I guess this is as close as I’ll get to a mea culpa.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Can I split hairs between accused and charged? No.
Still better than rooting for that terrorist cross dressing puppy kicker Aaron Rodgers.
/not confirmed by me
May 9th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Dirt, I’ll play again, I just quit that game. I figured I’d give you a break since you’re playing so many people right now.
I’m basically playing nobody now. I’m just waiting on moves. My wife’s going to be home any minute, and the boy’s been asleep since 1pm. So if you want to go, set it up. I”m probably going to win though.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Just picturing Cartwright telling that to the GOAT in his raspy voice makes me giggle.
Used to be able to hear Cartwright on the floor when Bulls played in NJ.(no one there)
“michael..come around…michael?!!?”
May 9th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
What’s funny about this is chicago is going to come in 3-4 hours after this thread dies and write a novel explaining why Jordan is his favorite and Jordan reminds him of Kobe therefore it os OK that he is a hardcore Lakers and Bulls fan.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Cartwright’s free throw shots always made me giggle.
His jumper was just as bad
May 9th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Have I not called you a hypocrite yet today?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Last time he spoke up against management, the management made a deal that helped him go to three straight finals. Nobody is more careful that Kobe.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Ironic that both of our conspiracies involve an unpleasant “inside job”
(I know I used an inside job joke last week but this works)
May 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
I’m basically playing nobody now. I’m just waiting on moves. My wife’s going to be home any minute, and the boy’s been asleep since 1pm. So if you want to go, set it up. I”m probably going to win though.
She just worked me over with words like Za, Qi and Muller.
/First time’d
May 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
too easy
May 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
When he paid her off after already going to trial made it pretty easy to put two and two together…sorry your favorite player is a rapist, we all have our crosses to bear
I’m supposed to be the conspiracy theorist here. He paid her off and her friends to lie on her too, I guess.
I have no idea how this keeps coming up and being a thing. She was trash. He was an asshole who recognized trash, and treated her thusly. She reveled in it until she realized it was embarrassing, and then decided for a money grab. She eventually got it. Her friends were all around during the reveling. Kobe looked really bad because he had a fresh knee surgery, the phone call to his wife the few minutes prior, and that nasty statement to the police.
I just don’t know how you can call Kobe a rapist at this point. Now Lebron, that’s a rapist.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
I guess I respect the fact that they hung around after that massacre yesterday. Most Laker fans that I know have been M.I.A. since yesterday afternoon.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Except for the fact that Kobe’s victim was bragging about his jumbo jet to her friends.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
She just worked me over with words like Za, Qi and Muller.
/First time’d
you’re doomed if you dont’ know za and qi. Get a word list, and start memorizing. Once you know all 102 two’s, start memorizing your 3 letter words. There’s 1050 of them.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
For what? Besides me refuting ignorant comments, I have not been singing Kobe’s praises bro. Like I said then, his act is getting a little old with me. He’s got still more changes to make in his game and attitude if this team is going to contend next year.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Ahhh, the “yes yes yes, NO! What are you doing!! I can’t believe I came to the hotel of a multi millionaire athlete and now he wants to go one more step further than I originally had planned” argument.
It’s no wonder this case was dropped.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Lakers trades: Odom, Bynum, Walton (for salary)
Orlando trades: Howard and Hedo
Fits the salary cap, and makes alot of sense for both teams assuming Howard goes public with a demand to be traded. Also, alot more balanced then trading Gasol & Bynum in the same deal.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Cap’n Jeets has a good day (before a day off) and TSH runs around with a pup tent inside his sweatpants for 48 hrs.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I have no idea how this keeps coming up and being a thing. She was trash. He was an asshole who recognized trash, and treated her thusly. She reveled in it until she realized it was embarrassing, and then decided for a money grab. She eventually got it. Her friends were all around during the reveling. Kobe looked really bad because he had a fresh knee surgery, the phone call to his wife the few minutes prior, and that nasty statement to the police.
I just don’t know how you can call Kobe a rapist at this point. Now Lebron, that’s a rapist.
I think Kobe is an asshole, and I openly cheer for him to fail, but I don’t think you can call him a rapist. Didn’t she have like 4 different guys DNA all over her clothing?
bitches man… bitches
/full circle
May 9th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Most Laker fans that I know have been M.I.A. since yesterday afternoon.
Yeah, I’m amazed today in the office at how many people with Lakers flags on their cars “didn’t even watch the game”
May 9th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
you’re doomed if you dont’ know za and qi. Get a word list, and start memorizing. Once you know all 102 two’s, start memorizing your 3 letter words. There’s 1050 of them.
i hope you guys are playing this shit for money…
May 9th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Didn’t she have like 4 different guys DNA all over her clothing?
glass houses, man.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Fair enough. Special trade for you.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Which time? In 2004 when he threatened to sign with another team, bashed management, and signed a new deal the day after Shaq was traded.
Or 2007 when he demanded to be traded, ripped Bynum, and then was placated by the Gasol trade.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
more specifically, her panties.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
That’s awesome YY, but I’ll pass. I can’t believe VC is making 17 mil. Yes, they need a lockout to right this ship.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Nobody is more careful that Kobe.
Or contrived. You’re right but I still think he cost himself another 2-3 titles with his prima donna act. He was playing with freakin’ Shaq.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
that’s called being effective
May 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Fine, Kobe’s not a rapist…congrats to him and his lovely wife, may they enjoy the long offseason together
May 9th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
I know it’s all just speculation at this point, but if Kobe ends up playing with Shaq, Gasol and Dwight…ugh.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Mario Elie punches babies.
/preemptive strike
Only babies that look like Joe Klein.
/three’d from the corner.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
And I was that close to having to root for kobe.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
He was right both times. Your point?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Buss wasn’t signing Shaq to a long term contract. It had nothing to do with Kobe other than the intriguing soap opera effect.
May 9th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
how does ric bucher, kobe’s eunuch personal attendant, play into this?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Would they have been better off trading Bynum for Kidd? I know Laker fans do hate Fisher now…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Dude you would have creamed your fuckin jeans if you landed him. Just think, you would have had to take cursed’s place in all these arguments if that had happened.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
I’m just trying to hang on. And didn’t I say that the Kobe/Pau conflict would get it’s own post in Morning Roundup? Don’t I get some sort of prize? Anything? Reading these posts is like watching a telenovela. The drama gets amped up sooo quickly.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Still walking in front of kobe scrubbing and rinsing.
scrub scrub rinse rinse.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Which time? In 2004 when he threatened to sign with another team, bashed management, and signed a new deal the day after Shaq was traded.
Or 2007 when he demanded to be traded, ripped Bynum, and then was placated by the Gasol trade.
When you are arguing with someone, you are not supposed to make their point for them…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Buss wasn’t signing Shaq to a long term contract. It had nothing to do with Kobe other than the intriguing soap opera effect.
Did Shaq wait until the season start for a toe surgery one year when he was on the Lakers?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Still walking in front of kobe scrubbing and rinsing.
scrub scrub rinse rinse.
Kudos for the obscure Lewis Black joke reference.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
how does ric bucher, kobe’s eunuch personal attendant, play into this?
You’re not so naive as to think that’s actually hair product in Bucher’s hair; are you? Because I’m pretty sure Buch likes to call that product the “Colorado Creme.”
May 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
absolutely.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
See, that’s not fair. I mocked the treatment he’s been getting following one big day.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Please try and remember this wasn’t the Shaq of 2000 anymore, Shaq had become a fat lazy turd with a bad attitude. He resented Kobe wanting to be the man. Funny how he changes that tune the day he got to Miami and played second fiddle to Wade. Shaq is burns bridges in every city he leaves, yet it’s Kobe’s fault.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Any Laker “fan” who hates Fisher is a fucking tool, along the lines of some of the gentlemen who are commenting in this thread…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
that should tell you how much of an asshole people think kobe is.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
you’d think a woman who’s looked past her own husbands adulterous, rapey ways
probably distracted by a 9 million dollar ring
May 9th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Yes. His reason? “I got hurt on company time, I’m going to heal on company time.” Funny line though.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
See, that’s not fair. I mocked the treatment he’s been getting following one big day.
True, but that would not have been insulting, so I made some shit up real quick…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
so what you’re saying is, we could call bucher’s hair “eagle’s (CO) nest?”
May 9th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Where is this coming from? I have seen no Fisher hate here… it simply won’t be tolerated.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Buss wasn’t signing Shaq to a long term contract.
Because Kobe made it obvious that he wasn’t playing with Shaq (I’m completely talking out of my ass so I could be wrong…)
May 9th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
All right, maybe “hate” was the wrong word Ty, but I’ve heard multiple Lakers fans say something along the lines of Fisher being the worst starting PG in the league.
Anyway, my question to Vega was whether he thinks the Lakers would have been better off with Kidd than Bynum, since he said Kobe was right.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
that’s Olympic Gold Medalist Joe Klein to you.
/all I got
May 9th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
nope. tells me what gullible assholes some people are.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Where is this coming from? I have seen no Fisher hate here… it simply won’t be tolerated.
Comment #209
May 9th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Hard to say because they would have had to go get another big to replace bynum. if mitch goes and gets dwight, i would say it would have worked out pretty well.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
gullible only applies when people fall for something…this is more along the lines of “suspicions reaffirmed.”
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
If he made it in the past 3 years, then that would explain why it was obscure
/off the map
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Kobe was frustrated. I don’t have a big problem with that even though I’ve always liked Bynum. His prime years were wasting away with no returns at that point.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
man, i love a good Kobe thread. well done, guys.
too bad the Lakers are out of the postseason.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Shaq had become a fat lazy turd with a bad attitude.
He still DOMINATED in the 2001-2002 playoffs. The numbers he put up were historic. Yes, I’m a Shaq homer…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Fair enough. I mean, Kidd has stepped up big during these playoffs and has had flashes the last few years. I just don’t know if I’d say Kobe was “right” for that Bynum-bashing, considering he did play a pretty decent role on two title teams. Who knows what would have happened if they traded Bynum for Kidd though.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
No, because Buss wasn’t going to tie up all of his money in two players, so he chose the younger, in his prime, better one.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Disagree
May 9th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Bynum can be had for aged point guard? Deal.
interesting.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Because Kobe made it obvious that he wasn’t playing with Shaq (I’m completely talking out of my ass so I could be wrong…)
The Lakers would have had to max Shaq out because he felt like they owed him at the time, and you can see that would have been a horrible decision
May 9th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
If he made it in the past 3 years, then that would explain why it was obscure
/off the map
Sadly true. Not sure what happened to him.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
I get that. And I also understand that this was supposed to be a private conversation that Kobe never thought would get out. But I don’t necessarily think he was right. Bynum seemed to work out for them.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
see comments 66, 83, and 84. that should about cover it.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
I don’t either, but at the time the jury was still out on Bynum and time was wasting.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
OK, Lakers suck, I get it…can we get a college football post on used car sales or something a little less depressing?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Just promise me we can do it all again with Rose in a couple weeks.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
you think this is depressing?
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit son, you aint seen depressing.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Holy Christ….it’s still going.
/dumpster fire’d
May 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
comparing Rose to Kobe? Come on. One guy is 22. the other has 5 rings and played with Shaq.
But i’ll say this … i dont have any problem defending Derrick Rose. esp after last night. did you guys not see how badly Korver/Deng were playing?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
I don’t either, but at the time
the jury was still out onBynum was sitting around playing video games and time was wasting.May 9th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Fixed* needed more hate.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Just promise me we can do it all again with Rose in a couple weeks.There’s no doubt people here are going to shit all over Rose if/when the Bulls are eliminated.
We didn’t spend nearly enough time talking about how much of a pussy Bynum is for that cheap shot yesterday. Is it likely the NBA will make a ruling soon on any suspension for next year?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
LongLiveWeaponX – aren’t you a Celts fan? I’m not used to this level of rational discussion coming from your kind. Well done.
/now go beat the fucking heat for all that is holy
May 9th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Eh, you don’t just say “Fuck you guys” with four minutes left in a tie game and then proceed to stick in that mode when you’re not making shots and turning the ball over…he can and should play better in the next game but I’m not about to say he had a good Game 4
I’ll try to work up the appropriate level of butthurt in order to recreate the glory that was this thread
May 9th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, but Rose didn’t have a good shooting percentage and therefore sucked.
/Haters
May 9th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Not at all. I like Rose. But people in here flip the fuck out over him, just like over Kobe. So when the Bulls lose, and they will, just remember to kick one of these off that’s all. I’m sure we’ll be able to find a good internet rumor as to why they lost.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
But i’ll say this … i dont have any problem defending Derrick Rose. esp after last night. did you guys not see how badly Korver/Deng were playing?
Wait a second… wasn’ the “Rose should be MVP” argument centered around the fact that Rose made the other players better? So now when they play bad, it’s not on Rose?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Yeah, but Rose didn’t have a good shooting percentage and therefore sucked.
/Haters
Loved that follow up dunk off his own missed jumper, the ball was about 3 feet out of his hand and he was already going to the rim…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Nope, Bulls fan. Couldn’t you tell by all my Rose/Jordan defending? I think the confusion is I am WILDLY rooting for Boston to take out the Heat. The only thing I wanted to see less than Kobe getting another ring is to see LeBron get his first.
But with that said, yes, go Celtics tonight.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
I’m counting on it.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
I’ll try to work up the appropriate level of butthurt in order to recreate the glory that was this thread
Get Coop’s number, that should help…
May 9th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
I’ll try to work up the appropriate level of butthurt in order to recreate the glory that was this thread
I’m counting on it.
P.S. Butters likes skanks.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
rape rhymes with crepe.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
If I don’t stand up for them, who will?
May 9th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
and raping rhymes with gaping!
fun, spence!
yerturn
May 9th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Lakers are about to get flushed down the toilet. Thanks Mrs. Kobe Bryant. You gold digging BIACH.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
No.
May 9th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Did someone say butthurt?
wait, what?
May 9th, 2011 at 11:22 PM
The fact that there are 270 comments to this post says it all about what we apparently care about in this country. They lost, lets not go all entertainment tonight about this and make it beyond nauseating.
Worst part about the internet is the obsession with meaningless bullshit.
/false celebrity runs this country