PM Roundup: Uncle Mo Scratched, Tom Brady’s Hat and Arianny Celeste at the Beach
Bar Refaeli in honor of her appearance in Italian GQ. (Here’s the best pic. It’s kind of NSFW) For perspective, she is also not on either the FHM or Maxim lists. You can all thank Hernia for this because Cinco de Mayo left him incapacitated and unable to do the Weekly Top Five.
Uncle Mo out of the Kentucky Derby. Now Jay has no horse to jockey. (WSJ)
Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face. (LJWorld)
AMC’s next big show – cowboys, dude! (EW)
Tom Brady in a hat. (Brady bunch of news)
Guy returns from a coffee shop to find three giant, dead bullfrogs in his convertible. (wsbtv)
Canada beat the good ol’ US of A in the IIHF World Hockey Championship. /spits (TSN)
Arianny Celeste in a bikini has been making the rounds. Here’s a thoughtful post on whether this means she’s crossing over to the “mainstream” hot chick circuit. Plus more pictures. (Fightlinker)
A mother in jail for having sex with a couple teens. (ABC News)
Brain-controlled cat ears. For humans. (Nerdist)
The remaining NBA teams as wrestlers. (Generation Y Sports)
A first kiss. High-five!
I’ve watched this video of the talking dog a dozen times in the last couple days.
- A.P. on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
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- VladimirCrouton on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- beardown on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- Flaccid Indigestion on Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
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May 6th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Anarchy.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
The PM Roundup has returned to MF’n glory!
/shoots guns in the air
//runs around with sparklers
May 6th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!
May 6th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Ohhhhhh snap.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
!
May 6th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
one of the worst work days I’ve had in a long time… this helps though
May 6th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Arianny. Oh Arianny.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Holy shit, AMC is killing it. Now get that shit in HD DirecTV, you fucks.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
hell fucking yeah. excellent work CRM.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Not the funniest caption in the world. But it’ll do.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
My heart just sunk…
May 6th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
/Team Customer Relationship Management
May 6th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Awesome. The woman who slept with teens was dubbed the “Hummer mom.”
May 6th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
She’s also a hot Mormon.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
My heart just sunk…
Teh Gary Buttmans r out to get mah Red Wings.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Sweet sweet PM Roundup returns.
This will make the day a little better til I can leave at 5:30
May 6th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
just so fine.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Haha I got a link in here woo! Hooray for PM Roundup!
May 6th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I know there have got to be some psychological issues with teens getting banged by hot moms, but I always laugh when they’re called victims.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
HOORAY FOR PM ROUNDUP!
Anyone gonna see Thor this weekend?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
WooHoo!!
/PM round up creates excitement for getting out of work you see.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I know there have got to be some psychological issues with teens getting banged by hot moms, but I always laugh when they’re called victims.
Makes me think of this.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
After the disappointment of The Killing, and less-so Walking Dead, I’m incredibly excited about this.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
CRM: I have not laughed out loud at a youtube video like that dog talking in a long time. And for that, I would like to thank you.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
OMG this is adorable.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
LOL
Oh come on CRM, no link to the Allison Brie GIF show?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
She’s also a hot Mormon.
Hot… meh that’s a stretch. She’s not overweight or a meth addict, so I guess that makes anyone involved in stories like this “hot.” Kind of like “press box-hot.”
May 6th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
ms621: Here is the full version of that clip. Awesome.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
/has cute-induced seizure
May 6th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
The woman is a national treasure and we throw her in prison???????
May 6th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
gary berntsen > gary bettman
May 6th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
If you were 15 and the women who was being interviewed was banging you, you’d think she was super hot.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
im in love.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Now that’s funny.
/Animal Kingdom
May 6th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
The NIT tournament for Professional Hockey.
/meh
May 6th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Just watched the dog video. So fucking funny.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
The NIT tournament for Professional Hockey.
Only for North Americans.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
/double entendre’d
//nice
May 6th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
nnnnniiiiiiiccccccccceeeeeeee
Let me track him down and give him his luckiest boy in America pin.
/who comes up with that stuff?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Fuck that. Did you watch the dog video?!?! Hysterical.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I’d like to thank CRM for completely destroying what was left of my productivity today with the afternoon round up.
Viva el CRM!
May 6th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
WTF, How was he walking around after?!
May 6th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
The luckiest boy in America pin had me in tears.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
dogs:cats::tiger woods:1997 masters/2000 us open field
May 6th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Kids missed a real opportunity to nickname her Old Mother Hummer.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
There are too many colons so I dont quite understand, but I think spence just called Tiger a dog
May 6th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Este.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Zombie. Only possible reason
May 6th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
your brain can still function as it’s processes are located in different parts. he could’ve just shot right thru the part that lets him poop or see or some shit.
then again…he was using a .45 so i really have no idea at all.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
The part where the dog says, “You’re kiddin’ me,” is my favorite. Now I want to feed the dog.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
too many colons? impossible.
/hef’d
May 6th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
i would give that dog all of my pizza crusts and perhaps the ass end of a chipotle burrito.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Oh come on CRM, no link to the Allison Brie GIF show?
That’s a bannin.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
I think Hef needs to make an appearance.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
That dog video is funny as hell.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
i like that AMC is putting out some new shows, but i’m also thinking they should also try harder to make sure the shows they already have air on schedule and don’t get cancelled after 1 season.
/too much to ask?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
That first kiss video was cute at first, then it went a little too far and started weirding me out.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
The puppy doll on the girl’s backpack was cuter than the kiss.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Was not expecting this. Excellent.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Rubicon, sniff…
May 6th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
All of this
May 6th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
i would give that dog all of my pizza crusts and perhaps the ass end of a chipotle burrito.
I can tell you what’s a really bad idea: giving a cat fat free hot dogs. We tried them, decided they tasted like ass (which they probably are), and so let the cat who will eat anything have them. He ate them all, and then had about the most foul smelling shits I’ve ever smelled in my life.
Burning hair has nothing on what this smelled like.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
unfortunately that show could have survived if Walking Dead didn’t blow the ratings out of the water, making it tough to justify rubicon’s existence.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
The Hummer Mom????
Oh, and she’s full of shit if you watched that interview with her. She actually tries to play the victim card. She’s certifiable but he’s completely insane for wanting to stay married to her.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Verizon FiOS for the win.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
/noted
on a similar note…almonds used to make my dog gassy as shit. just a word of warning.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
/Tim Ryan’d
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I wish I had been aware of AMC when Rubicon was on, I missed the boat on that
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
You shut your whore mouth.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
You want to know what smells awful? A burning condom. Had a couple guys do it as a prank in the dorms. Holy fucking hell.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
he’s completely insane for wanting to stay married to her.
He probably liked to watch.
/weirdos
May 6th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
The amount of different directions they could have taken that show after its finale is too depressing to even think about.
Hope that show makes it to Netflix soon.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen
May 6th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
go ahead and take easy mac, put it in a bowl w/o water, and throw it in the microwave for 20 minutes.
that’s what happened the 3rd day of fall sophmore semester when my roomate got forgetful. that stank stayed for two weeks.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
what? dogs like chipotle too.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Sounds about right.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
No, for the loss, because they are apparantly too lazy to lay down some fiber optics 30 miles Northeast of Philly.. and then they taunt me with their stupid commercials.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Says the guy with the PedoBear avatar.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Might have been my favorite show of the past year. Even when it was incredibly slow it was excellent.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Wells that’s your own fault for not living close enough to get it.
The Chiptole talk is getting me in the mood for them again and I just had a barbacoa bowl last night.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
CRM can’t stop himself from making BYU references, even if it’s unknowingly.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
A mother in jail for having sex with a couple teens. (ABC News)
Apparently she should have been known for more than being a “hummer” mom if that’s the case. Either that or ABC news doesn’t have the same definition of sex as Bill Clinton.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
go ahead and take easy mac, put it in a bowl w/o water, and throw it in the microwave for 20 minutes.
that’s what happened the 3rd day of fall sophmore semester when my roomate got forgetful. that stank stayed for two weeks.
Easy Mac smells like shit even if you do it correctly.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Those boys are probably scarred for life.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
It’s symbolic. But well played.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Is that Verizon’s fault or is that a Comcast induced issue?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Her license plate was HUMDNGA. They make sure that is included in the video. Because it’s important you see.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
why again can there not be a roundup every pm? crm gets paid right?
May 6th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I wouldnt think its a Comcast issue, as they’ve completely covered Philly and that’s Comcast headquarters. They’ve also apparantly gone to Harrisburg and Allentown. But not Reading. Fuck Verizon.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Ah, got it. That is bizarre.
May 6th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I’m pretty sure there’s some areas of Philly that have FioS. Can’t help you with Reading though.
May 6th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
it certainly does. couldn’t eat one spoonful after seeing the blackened mass pulled from the microwave. that smell stays with you, like a super toxic plastic.
May 6th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, if my wife’s cheating on me with fucking middle-schoolers, I’m probably not doing an interview on national TV. Not saying it’s his fault in anyway; it just seems like some shit you’d want to keep under wraps as much as possible.
May 6th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Thank you, CRM! See, now this is a girl you guys should be fawning over. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than that Upton chick.
May 6th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Haters gonna hate.
May 6th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Ditto