Ballin’: Dwight Howard, Chris Paul and Portland All Got Eliminated
Atlanta 84, Orlando 81: Jameer Nelson was wrong. Remember when he thought he’d see Derrick Rose in the 2nd round? Oops. JJ Redick missed a 3-pointer that would have sent the game to overtime, and then Jason Richardson had a 3-point attempt blocked at the buzzer, and the Magic can officially start worrying about Dwight Howard’s departure.
Talk about regression: The Magic went to the Finals in 2009, were knocked out in the conference finals by Boston in 2010, and have now been jettisoned in the first round (They had homecourt advantage in those last two series). Last year, the Magic slaughtered the Hawks in an embarrassing 4-game sweep. This year, Orlando couldn’t make 3-pointers and couldn’t stop Joe Johnson (23 points) or Jamal Crawford (19 points). Dwight Howard scored 25 points and collected 15 rebounds, but his supporting cast only shot 5-for-19 from deep.
Dallas 103, Portland 96: I tuned in early and the Blazers’ had surged to a 19-7 lead. I thought, ‘sweet, we’ll see a game 7!’ But the Mavericks took over in the 2nd quarter, outscoring the Blazers 33-16 and taking a commanding lead. Dirk (33 points) was crucial to the takeover; maybe Chris Johnson shouldn’t have made him angry. Tyson Chandler did a tremendous job making LaMarcus Aldridge work for his 24 points (on 25 shots). Portland rallied in the 4th quarter, and drew within one on a Gerald Wallace (32 points) steal and layup. But Jason Terry (22 points) hit a couple clutch 4th quarter shots and the Mavericks advanced.
LA Lakers 98, New Orleans 80: Didn’t see a second, but apparently missed nothing. The Lakers’ three big men – Gasol, Bynum and Odom – finally dominated inside (48 points, 28 rebounds) and Kobe added 24 points and Chris Paul can start bitching again about wanting out of New Orleans. Paul was mostly bottled up (10 points, 11 assists), and because his teammates did nothing, the Hornets had no chance. The Lakers advance to play the Mavericks, a team they haven’t faced in the postseason since 1988.
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April 29th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
That’s quite the Chris Paul analysis for not watching 1 second
April 29th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Off topic:
The bad news keeps coming, PlayStation owners.
http://techland.time.com/2011/04/29/did-sony-fib-psn-%E2%80%98hackers%E2%80%99-claim-over-2-million-credit-cards-stolen/
April 29th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
The Lakers are beating the Mavs in 5 or 6.
The thing about PJ’s title teams is that most of them have a game in each series where everything just “clicks”. The Lakers usually struggle for the first 3 or 4 games, and then PJ and his staff just completely solve the strategies of the other team.
This should be a fun series considering Terry and Blake got into a fight abotu 3 weeks ago.
April 29th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Orlando needs to trade for Antawn Jamison and make one final push before blowing it all up.
April 29th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
After the Terry jumper…Dirk was cold blooded at the line. Should be mentioned.
Also, terrible play by the Magic for that final 3 pointer. Van Gundy should attend Pop’s camp this summer.
April 29th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Well, Paul is the engine of that team, and the Lakers played great team defense on him. Once you get the engine, the rest of the parts aren’t that hard to beat.
The inevitable OKC/Lakers showdown in the West finals is going to be crazy.
April 29th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
And lol @ Jameer’s “see you in the second round”.
Players of the Orlando Magic organization should never at any point look ahead to the next round before the first round is done.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Saw it earlier over on Kotaku. Awesome.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
To clarify, you obviously see this with other teams as well, but with the Lakers you can actually see it playing out on the court. It starts with Kobe and Pau though.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Shocked ATL played with composure last night. It was great to see. Not sure they can take CHI down, but I do love watching the Magic lose.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
isn’t this very similar to Cleveland’s regression before BronBron split town?
April 29th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Ya’ Herd? With Perd
April 29th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Seriously. Sony better offer some sort of compensation to us or I’m going to be pissed.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
A first round exit to a perennial first/second round loser like Atlanta is a bit much. I don’t blame the Magic though, there roster is fucking terrible minus Howard.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Kobe passed up Jordan in career playoff series wins. What a career Kobe has had.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Bulls can hopefully clear ATL out in 5 games. 6 if they don’t defend the perimeter well enough. Derrick is going to have a monster series and Boozer should actually be able to work in the paint with only Horford to worry about.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I find Atlanta-Chicago to be more intriguing than most people think.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
/ grenade explodes
April 29th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Still got that bit fat one in the loss column in the Finals though.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
I’m just saying, didn’t the Cavs go loss in the Finals, loss in the Eastern Conf Finals, loss in the second round, Bron takes talents to South Beach?
I’m going off of memory, and my NBA fan interest hasn’t exactly been through the roof the last few years…or ever. so I may be wrong.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
They said they are going to reward people for their patience. But they may need to do something huge to make up for the potential cases of identity theft they may have failed to protect.
Luckily, I never bought anything on PSN and never attached a credit card. But the fact that names, addresses, email accounts, passwords, etc. are being sold to the highest bidder…unreal.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Horford >>> Boozer. All day.
/CHI in 6
April 29th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Apparently Boozer struggled against Horford in head to head matchups?
April 29th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Big Daddy?
He also lost in ’04. Actual, he was one of the primary reasons they lost, along with absolutely no bench play and everyone sucking minus a agitated/fed-up/ballhog Kobe and a dominant Shaq.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
No disagreement.
He only has to deal with him instead of two guys like in the Indy series with Psycho-T and Hibbert. Marvin Williams and Josh Smith don’t scare me defensively.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!
April 29th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
5-2. Better than Magic’s 5-4
April 29th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Also, having watched Boozer against the Lakers for like 3 years running: he doesn’t exactly step up to the challenge.
And how have we all not talked about the epicness of Boston/Miami.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
They said they are going to reward people for their patience. But they may need to do something huge to make up for the potential cases of identity theft they may have failed to protect.
Luckily, I never bought anything on PSN and never attached a credit card. But the fact that names, addresses, email accounts, passwords, etc. are being sold to the highest bidder…unreal.
Sony needs to get this shit together ASAP. I knew they were not sure about losing credit card info though when they sent out an email with the contact information for the 3 major credit agencies listed at the bottom.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I’m nervous, the last time the Bulls faced off in a second round against a goggled ex-teammate Hoarce Grant was helping the Magic knock them off in 6
April 29th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
i missed the ingram post but read it just now with the cmments. was a bit surprised no one criticized the move as manipulative. was a pretty private thing, expressly to get a reaction from ingram. nbd, just thought at least one person was as big a jag as me
April 29th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
KANG-A-WOO SONGGGG!!
ALLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
/ 1998
April 29th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
/fixed
April 29th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Boozer doesn’t “work the paint” like a typical PF. He’s a pick and roll or pick and pop guy and he hasn’t quite figured out how to work with his PG, or vice versa.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Noah will be matched up with Horford. If Hinrich is out for any amount of time, the Hawks are royally fucked. He’s the only one that can sniff a chance to defend Rose very well.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Kobe gets scrutinized cause people expect him to be 6 for 6 like Jordan, and when he’s not, they love pointing it out.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Winning the West 9 times in 12 years is somehow worse than winning it 7 times in 14?
April 29th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Luckily, I never bought anything on PSN and never attached a credit card. But the fact that names, addresses, email accounts, passwords, etc. are being sold to the highest bidder…unreal.
my stepson;s dad bought him a ps3 two years ago, and as far as i know nothing’s been bought off it. but if it had, it would be his dad’s info not mine
/suppresses smile
April 29th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
He also lost in ’04. Actual, he was one of the primary reasons they lost, along with absolutely no bench play and everyone sucking minus a agitated/fed-up/ballhog Kobe and a dominant Shaq.
Team had no depth outside of Fisher and Deaven George. If Shaq and Kobe could have held it together for a caouple more weeks they maybe could have made it a series.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Not to mention how much tougher Magic’s competition was, mainly the Celtics.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
I think he’s just talking about Finals record only – its not about the conference he came out of. Although its easy to say that the title teams that Kobe has been on have had much easier opponents than that of Magic.
/ Nets, Sixers, Magic
April 29th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Marvin Williams and Josh Smith don’t scare me defensively.
but everyone scares you offensively matched up with the boozehound
April 29th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Fuck em both.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Slava Medvedenko was playing major minutes!
Also, that series would have been much closer had Karl Malone been playing, and Gary Payton hadn’t been pronounced clinically dead after the Timberwolves series.
They could have still won, but Kobe tried as hard as he could not to pass it to Shaq, who was dominating that series. Especially in the elimination game, Kobe was completely outworked by Tayshaun Prince, who was a rookie at that time.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
The PJ-era Lakers should have won at least 5 championships. The years they lost (03, 04) before the break up were quite winnable.
/ 2003 Shaq (fat but semi-dominant) and Kobe (early-prime) > Timmy (prime), Manu, 19-year-old Parker.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Boozer will either be chasing Josh Smith around the perimeter. Or worse, trying to guard Horford. Big problem for the Bulls.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Please place your Spurs obits here.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
The PJ-era Lakers should have won at least 5 championships. The years they lost (03, 04) before the break up were quite winnable.
Exactly for whatever reasons the couldn’t get along and put their egos aside they both have to realize they left a couple of rings on the table that they should have won.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Considering Timmy D has had them at the top or near the top of the league since 1999, they get my salute.
Hated watching them play, but I loved Ginobili and Duncan.
/ blamed the Spurs “boringness” more on that slow-motion Finals series with Detriot
April 29th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
shut up, Tim!
I don’t want a jinx on the Grizz. move along…nothing to see here.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
They ain’t dead yet. If I’m a Grizzlies fan, I’m already in tears.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
They needed a miracle to avoid being eliminated. The Grizzlies are winning it at home.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Reminds me of the musical number in the “Sherry Bobbins” Simpson’s episode.
Bart: “Can I be a boozehound?”
Homer: “Not til you fifteeeeeeeeeeen”
April 29th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
That’s quite the Chris Paul analysis for not watching 1 second
I switched back and forth from the game to the draft and back. There was zero energy from the team. They were solid defensively (a quality Monty Williams has instilled all season long) but they had no way to answer the Lakers’ frontcourt.
Even though I predicted a 4-2 series for the Lakers, I’m proud of what the Hornets did. They fought. They challenged. They refused to lay down even when everyone said that’s what would happen.
Now the questions begin: is this team going to be used as leverage in the new CBA talks? Will they find a new owner? Can the Hornets find any way to keep Chris Paul, when everyone and their mama is predicting that he’s going to Orlando/NYC/LA?
April 29th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Shary: Hello, Willie.
Lisa: You know her?
Willie: Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old
country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest
man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her
Shary: It’s good to see you, Willie.
Willie: [angry] That’s not what you said the first time you saw me!
April 29th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Sorry to TJ, but one of the funniest things on the Simpsons was on that episode – the kid-Wolcastle weiner commercial:
Wolfcastle: Mein bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mein
bratwurst has a second name, it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-
F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N… [voice trails off]
April 29th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Rusty, Kobe isn’t done yet. And yes, Diesel, Magic’s competition was tougher, but Magic also played on some pretty stacked teams.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I’m concerned about Hinrich. If he can be 100% I think ATL has a real shot.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
And Kobe hasn’t??
April 29th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Yes, this is obvious.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
No, he really hasn’t.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
You are so cute.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I hope you get paid for this shilling.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I know it’s easy for Kobe fans to call Gasol soft and point out Bynum’s injuries, but a lot of other stars in this league would have KILLED for the cast Kobe has had the past for years. Not to mention playing with Shaq in his prime…But yeah, poor Kobe. Having to carry all these sub-par teams year after year. What a player!
April 29th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Do you guys really want to compare those stacked 80′s Lakers teams with the ones Kobe has played on? It’s not even a contest. Kobe and Shaq carried some pedestrian teams (Rick Fox, Ron Harper and Horace Grant started..and we’re way past their primes).
April 29th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
LL, almsot every title team has at least two elite guys. So take the fact that he played with Shaq and Pau out of the equation and compare the rest. Yes, Shaq was as dominant as they come on those three Laker teams, but look at the rest of the team.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Not to mention, Derek Fisher has been past his prime for this entire title run, Bynum has been young/injured throughout, Odom has always been an enigma, Artest is past his prime…
Let’s not make it seem like these Lakers are some great collection of talent that would rival those Celtics/Lakers teams in the 80′s.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I’m even more impressed with the last three finals appearances and two titles for Kobe now than when I started commenting today.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Obviously he has, but not nearly on the same level as Magic. Which should be just as obvious
April 29th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
That’s because you’re a nut. I’m not saying the talent level was the SAME as those 80′s teams, but in THIS era, hell yes Kobe’s teams have been stacked. Other than Pierce/Garnett, what other superstar has had a cast like Kobe? I hate LeBron and think he’s a huge douche, but he would have loved to play with what Kobe has now compared to those Cleveland teams.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
And I’m not one of those guys to say LeBron’s cast was complete shit either. They won 60+ back to back seasons. His cast was good enough. But there’s no chance in hell Kobe carries either of those teams to 60 wins. Wade last year literally would have murdered someone for Kobe’s cast. Please don’t act like Kobe has a stacked cast for this day and age.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
hasn’t had*
April 29th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
LLW, you make good points and yes, Kobe has had a good supporting cast in this era. But we were comparing it to Magic’s teams. That’s all I’m getting at.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
The competition from the West the Lakers have had to face recently is much tougher than the West of the 80′s. It’s not even close.
April 29th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Fair enough.
April 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
This is 100% true, but the opposite is true of when they made the Finals. The East has been abhorrent for the last decade. Hence, more Finals losses for Magic’s Lakers, but more overall Finals appearances.
When comparing Kobe Era Lakers to Magic Era Lakers it’s kind of pointless. The best teams were stacked in the 80s – the league was smaller and the best teams were loaded with superstars. It’s a completely different NBA now. It cuts both ways: Kobe’s never faced a team as loaded as the 80s Celts/Pistons in the Finals, but he’s never played on a team as loaded as Magic’s Lakers.