2011 NFL First Round: Carolina is on the Clock (with some Draft Game suggestions)
The First Round of the 2011 NFL Draft is here, so you can put away your mocks, because they will soon be destroyed by pick #4. The Carolina Panthers officially go on the clock at 8:04 p.m. eastern time, with picks with a 10 minute time limit per pick thereafter. We will find out the answer to many questions, like will Cam Newton go first overall or will the Panthers draft someone else, and will the Redskins trade up and trade away more future picks in the process.
Of course, the draft is a social event, and moving it to a primetime event only makes it more so. So here are a couple of options if you are a degenerate and want to turn the next few hours into ”the Best Round Ever”.
- Play “He’s going to be the next . . .” Bingo. Create a cards for everyone in your group using names of Hall of Fame players from the last 30 years and current star players. If an analyst makes a reference that a current draftee is going to be the next somebody on your list, you get to cover that spot and make everyone else drink. If you get Bingo, by the end of the first round, then . . . well, then your group should call a cab.
- Drink every time someone compares a player to another player based solely on race. So if Cam Newton and JaMarcus Russell are mentioned in the same sentence, or if J.J. Watt draws that Joe Klecko comparison, drink up. Obviously can be used separately or in conjunction with the previous option.
- Have your own fantasy draft of the 25 attendees at this year’s draft and whenever the camera shows one of them, or they interview one of them, or they run a feature on one of them, or the analysts specifically discuss your player, you drink. I’m not sure I want to get stuck with Mark Herzlich in this game, and Blaine Gabbert has major downside (or depending on your view, upside) potential early on if he is still in the green room past pick #5.
- Any announcement of a trade commences a social.
Other interesting topics during tonight’s first round:
How many quarterbacks will go during the first round? I don’t think it goes to four unless there are some trade-ups into the latter half of the first round by teams that don’t want to wait until the start of the 2nd, or that want to jump around some teams at the top of the 2nd.
When will the first trade-up occur? The first hot spot that could occur is between picks 8-12, when some guys might slip that teams want, and when the consensus top 5 are probably gone. I could see some teams jumping up for either Julio Jones (if he were to get past Cleveland at #6) or Prince Amukamara, or to get into position to draft a quarterback.
Where will the runs on positions come? Defensive Ends, Offensive Linemen, and Quarterbacks are all positions that could see runs that induce teams to make trades at various points in the first round.
Will a Running Back be drafted in the first round? The most likely candidate is 2010 Heisman Winner Mark Ingram, but there are some that think none will be taken. If that happened, it would be the first draft since 1963 that had no running backs in the first round (the first round had 14 picks in 1963), and every draft since then has had at least two taken in the first round.
[photo via Getty]

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April 28th, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Grady Sizemore just hit another dinger!
/So have Choo and Smooth
April 28th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Fuck Choo
/going against him
//but I have Zobrist
April 28th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Another dig at Spencer?
April 28th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
I’m getting tingly.
April 28th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Anyone stuck in front of a computer instead of tv…. http://atdhenet.tv/7215/watch-espn
April 28th, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Still wish the draft was all day Saturday but I’m fired up
April 28th, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Death Sentence
April 28th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Here’s another, when streaming best to have a hedge.
http://www.justin.tv/roxbball15#/w/1138103744/3
Drink anytime someone has ‘great measureables’ or someone is ‘off the chart’.
/fix the chart, how hard can it be? If the chart is broken yearly surely someone has a better chart?
April 28th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
1. # of QBs: 5
2. First trade: #6
3. First Run: DTs in the 20s
4. 1 RB in the 1st
April 28th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Drink anytime a draftee is rocking a pocket square.
April 28th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
I think its easier in the NBA with upside potential
April 28th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
NFL app for iPad better be streaming this.
April 28th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
How about just drink anytime ANYBODY is picked? That sounds like a great idea to me.
April 28th, 2011 at 7:58 PM
How often will these new posts be popping up?
April 28th, 2011 at 7:58 PM
A great one for NBA is when a guy is “long”
April 28th, 2011 at 7:59 PM
takes too long. …unless you swig a beer after each pick
April 28th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Oh, I was thinking shots. How about a shot per pick, with beer for the in between stuff…
April 28th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
I wonder which jackass GM is going to talk himself into picking some eurotrash bust this year
April 28th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
nicccccccccccce
April 28th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Joe Dumars
April 28th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Andy Dalton has Marinavich-like arm strength.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Let’s get it on
April 28th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Cam on the phone!
/posted in other post first incorrectly
April 28th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Is there any footage of the 2007 NBA Draft when they refer to Oden as “long”?
April 28th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Sadly…. Warriors
April 28th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
Yes, it’s only Goodell’s fault, fans.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
can we forget the strike? Just show Newton’s LSU run and Mel Kipers hair helmet.
ESPN or NFL network? I got ESPN
April 28th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Shelley Mother Fuckin Duncan hit another dinger.
/Roll Tribe
April 28th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
I really like when they use somebody utterly average. “He’s going to be the next Orlando Thomas.”
April 28th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
I predict Cam Newton!
April 28th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Brush off the haters GODdel.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Did Gruden go to the barbers and say “Give me the John Denver?” I mean, ammiright?
April 28th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
It would be awesome if some draftee Dougied across the stage.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Just hand him the damn card. Don’t make us wait the full 10.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
NFL Network for me.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Oh, thank you.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Thank you Carolina for not making us wait the whole 10 minutes, appreciate it.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
wow. Buh bye Emu.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
who is it
/American Idol on tv. Doesnt give a shit
April 28th, 2011 at 8:07 PM
No it wouldn’t.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:08 PM
Like Big Ben. Except less rapey.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:10 PM
“Alex Smith: We’re still waiting.” No. No we’re not.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Yes we are! Quiet, you!
There’s been 2 new posts, BTW.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Was typing up the same exact thing. Should have been included in the “not very good” group.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
I said NFL Network…but I forgot Deion does the interviews.
Cam just said he was going to take his mom on a vacation…clearly more Ryan Leaf than Peyton Manning.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:12 PM
Alex Smith and Palmer suck nuts. That is known.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:12 PM
I’m rooting for the Panthers this year because they didn’t take the full time limit. Seems like evert team with the #1 waits forever.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:13 PM
Mike Mayock >>>>>>>>> any schmuck on espn
April 28th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
I think Von Miller got his glasses from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Quick picks right now.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Spencer is about to blow a gasket.
April 28th, 2011 at 8:38 PM
did cleveland just trade rape the falcons???????
Please tell me this was a good trade from atlanta’s perspective?