Comments on: Albert Haynesworth Doesn’t “Even Like Black Girls”

By: jaywashere

jaywashere — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:38:29 +0000

Haynesworth is really making Warren Sapp look like a genius (if you don’t remember, back when Albert was on Tennessee Sapp said he was the most overrated player in the league on Inside the NFL and wouldn’t dare give him a big contract).

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:52:05 +0000

Of course he doesn’t like black women. He likes short white guys like Dan Snyder.

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:21:01 +0000

But copping a feel is only sexual abuse when somebody rich does it to you. Otherwise it’s just being a fucking creep.

It’s sexual abuse when someone rich does it, if the person isn’t rich, it has been the result of many a beatdown.

By: Gaseous Clay

Gaseous Clay — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:12:21 +0000

Somewhere, Daniel Snyder is wondering why he gave this delinquent $100 million, including $41 million guaranteed.

The 100 million is an imaginary number, but the 41 million definitely went down the drain. Basically 4 years, 48 million, but 41 million paid out over the first two. Just an awful, awful contract.

But copping a feel is only sexual abuse when somebody rich does it to you. Otherwise it’s just being a fucking creep.

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:52:26 +0000

The Sixers are playing so shitty, and they’re only down by 1 point. Miami better pick up their game if they want to make the Finals.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:49:08 +0000

I want to thank you for finding a way to link that so that I can actually open it at work. That made my day much better

No problem.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:44:58 +0000

Stacey Dash with the retort

I want to thank you for finding a way to link that so that I can actually open it at work. That made my day much better

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:25:52 +0000

Somewhere, Daniel Snyder is wondering why he gave this delinquent $100 million2008: 51 tackles, 8.5 sackshe doesn’t “even like black girls.”Stacey Dash with the retort

By: José

José — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:18:34 +0000

Albert Haynesworth Doesn’t “Even Like Black Girls”

Wow. Thurgood Marshall must be rolling in his grave.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:56:41 +0000

“a server at a lounge of the W Hotel in northwest Washington DC” was the locale

By: Slud

Slud — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:53:56 +0000

Haynesworth tried to swipe his credit card in her cleavage,

he stole this from lowdown and eastbound (or whatever)

By: Chief aka James

Chief aka James — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:53:13 +0000

Albert Haynesworth has to be innocent with this defense.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:51:55 +0000

Nelly got in a bit of a hullaballoo when he swiped that credit card in that card’s butt in that video a few years ago.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:46:02 +0000

yes, Babar, the abuse happened after that. he felt her boobs.

I was joking around, but it is funny to know that you don’t think the credit card swipe was sexual abuse.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:41:44 +0000

If I were the redskins front office I would be more concerned about what he ordered to eat from said waitress than the fondling of her.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:39:49 +0000

Albie like girl.

By: TheBigLead

TheBigLead — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:39:22 +0000

yes, Babar, the abuse happened after that. he felt her boobs.

By: Ty_Webb 1.0

Ty_Webb 1.0 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:36:51 +0000

The waitress claims Haynesworth tried to swipe his credit card in her cleavage, then copped a feel.I am stealing this....

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:34:18 +0000

The waitress claims Haynesworth tried to swipe his credit card in her cleavage, then copped a feel.

Did the sexual abuse occur after this? Because this is just comedy gold…always good for a laugh.