Jay Cutler & Kristin Cavallari Got Engaged, Jim Harbaugh on Birdwatching & a McDonald’s Fight
Jay Cutler & Kristin Cavallari, who got engaged over the weekend … Bree Olson has dumped Charlie Sheen … woman finds 7-foot alligator in her Florida house … YouTube sensation Antoine Dodson arrested over the weekend … as if you need another reason to love Sarah Shahi: She hates Paris Hilton … a GIF of a Vancouver Canuck going through the plexiglass …
Catching up with Pat McInally, the Harvard football player who got a perfect Wonderlic score in 1975. [LA Times]
Clearly, Roger Goodell had this written weeks in advance. Nice attempt at a scare tactic, Commish. [WSJ]
Joe Thornton scored two minutes into overtime and the Sharks eliminated the Kings last night. [Mercury News]
Petulant, annoying Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder just wants an apology from the City Paper. [WP]
Totally forgot this Mike D’Antoni comment about Rajon Rondo, but it warrants a link: “I’d like to see him play in Minnesota and see how he does.” [Herald]
Sounds like the Cowboys had a mini-intervention for Dez Bryant, and Tony Romo was part of it. [DMN]
Jim Harbaugh on birdwatching and QBs. [Sac Bee]
Another reason to love Kevin Durant: He’s now reading the bible, daily. [Oklahoman]
Hockey trash talk, featuring divorces. That’s gangster. [Buffalo News]
Power forward Garrick Sherman is transferring from Michigan State to Notre Dame. [Irish Sports Daily]
Last December, former Alabama star Keith McCants was arrested in a strip club parking lot; over Easter weekend he was arrested for possession of cocaine. [St. Pete Times]
Poor early attendance is a bad sign for some MLB clubs. [WSJ]
Yes, Mike Wilbon actually wrote a column all about why he joined twitter. Fortunately, he has made up for it by tweeting some funny, self-deprecating photos. [ESPN]
Here’s video of a pretty violent 2-on-1 attack at a McDonald’s in Maryland. [News]
Michael Irvin’s motivational speech is rather moving. [via Hot Clicks]

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April 26th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Fucking animals.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
TBL, you have to get invited to that wedding.
Damn, they beat that chick.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
Jay Cutler always looked pissed and hung over. Impressive
April 26th, 2011 at 8:40 AM
didn’t Darren Rovell just recently write an article saying MLB attendance is only slightly less than this point last year?
April 26th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
how is that a reason to like someone?
April 26th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
yep, looks like he did.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
what kind of people stand around and let an old woman be the only person to step in a break it up?
fucking amateur hour.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Shhhh youre messing with TBL’s narrative
April 26th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
one too many http’s on that url, hawkeye.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
It wouldn’t be because of all the rain and crappy weather and lack of home games for teams in the big baseball markets? Oh ok…
April 26th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
I don’t understand why it took a 50+ year old woman to intervene. Put the fucking camera down and break up the damn fight.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Everyone-the “chick” getting the beat down really is not a “chick”. Dude looks like a lady….
Oh and the reason for the beat down was she/he was using the woman’s restroom at McD’s and apparently was looking at one of the girls boyfriends. Lastly-once the police showed up the he/she stopped with the convulsions.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
All of this.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Too many buttons on Cutler’s vest, and if you’re not wearing a tie what’s the point?
April 26th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Grrr….cut and paste skills are poor this morning
April 26th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Didn’t know he invented Starting Lineup figurines
April 26th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Never been one of my favorite Canes but I agree.
Maybe they remember that is how Chris died in Stand By Me.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Rondo would be just as good on Minnesota, but of course he’d win fewer games.
I’d like to see D’Antoni in Minnesota, but I guess he can’t do any worse than a sweep.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
That’s a very nice move there!
April 26th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Totally forgot this Mike D’Antoni comment about Rajon Rondo, but it warrants a link: “I’d like to see him play in Minnesota and see how he does.”
nice! there’s always been something about rondo that i just never liked. he’s good, but it always seemed like he should be better. the “big 3″ just seem to mask it or something.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Everyone-the “chick” getting the beat down really is not a “chick”. Dude looks like a lady….
Oh and the reason for the beat down was she/he was using the woman’s restroom at McD’s and apparently was looking at one of the girls boyfriends. Lastly-once the police showed up the he/she stopped with the convulsions.
so i’ve heard. still no reason to allow an elderly woman to jump in the middle while everyone else watches a hate crime take place.
even if all the above is true, the ass-kicking is excessive.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
I think THIS is the point.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Here’s video of a pretty violent 2-on-1 attack at a McDonald’s in Maryland.
i would love to find out what prompted this.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
wha?!?!?!
April 26th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Almost did play here. Was a player Mchale really, really wanted in the KG trade. Instead he let it drop, and got Al Jefferson. That about summarizes Kevin McHale’s GM stint.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 26th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Yeah, how can the Playmaker not be one of your favorite canes? Love him.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Instead he let it drop, and got Al Jefferson. That about summarizes Kevin McHale’s GM stint.
LOL
April 26th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I wanted to read this article with an open mind, but I think at this point, it would be better if Snyder just let it go.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Wait, what? You mean MLB is still in the tank? I figured they could doctor attendance numbers no matter how bad they were….guess I was wrong?
All sports leagues could be headed for this, unless they start making the in person experience more affordable. Not real comparable, but I got 2 lower bowl arena football season tickets for under $400 (total). so for close to under $22 per seat per game I get about 3-4 hours entertainment, and I can actually see what’s going on.
Sure, I could get magic season tickets in the upper bowl for close to that, but they would be shit seats. I looked for Rays’ tickets the other day, and lower section seats were something like $120 each….for the TB Rays! The stadium is practically empty, and they are still tyring to pull premium for tickets.
I can stay home, and watch whatever I want in HD, sometimes standard if I have to stream it…no parking, no $6 drinks and no real chance of ending up in a comma.
April 26th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
The Michael Irvin top 100 was one of my favorites. “Throw the slant, I’ll go get it. Throw it into any coverage, I’LL GO GET IT!!”
April 26th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
really? I always feel like Rondo is playing better than he should be. maybe it’s because I saw him play in college multiple times and he just didn’t seem to be as big of a playmaker as he is now.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
the kind of people that think they are going to make it big putting a video on youtube I would guess.
I weep for the future.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I’m curious on how drunk you have to get to end up in a comma.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Cutler looks like all the douches she dated on Laguna Beach
\Never watched the show
\Looks forward to new Audrina spinoff
April 26th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
I read fiction books for fun as well.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
No.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
I just never liked his persona with the Cowboys. Don’t get me wrong I love the passion he has for the school, but he’s not near the top of my list.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
same here. I think those Kentucky teams he played for weren’t anything special which may have had something to do with it, but I just don’t remember him torching Arkansas when he played them, which everyone else pretty much did at that time.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Cutler looks like all the douches she dated on Laguna Beach
You missed out
April 26th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
What you know about lasagna made out of hamburgers?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
His stuff from the ’92 America’s Game is really good too.
I’m just happy Minnesota remains the NBA universal low-point by which all other franchises aspire not to be.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
@sandibalz — Maybe you should stop talking for a while. TBL handles all the poorly researched, mostly anecdotal, and inexplicably biased “analysis” of MLB here.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
The owners of the 4 major sports have zero interest in making this happen. This is why minor league baseball, arena football, etc can exist; for people that have budgets that they need to keep.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Michael Irvin’s motivational speech is rather moving
you must be moved by a lying crackhead piece of crap.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
the person who got beaten was transgender. that seems to be the case. really.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Irvin looks like he could still suit up
April 26th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
So who’s on the list, after the Rock? Just curious
April 26th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
agree, but a baseball game in the summer w/ the TBL crew is always fun.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I’m curious on how drunk you have to get to end up in a comma.
comma, coma…what’s the difference. it’s early, and morning pills have kicked in.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
agree, but a baseball game in the summer w/ the TBL crew is always fun.
I am sure. The few live events I have been to have been great. The problem is that they are far and few between. I don’t really want to go if I have to watch the big screen to see what’s going on, so I wait until I come across a deal for lower bowl/section seats.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Phil Humber (Phil Humber!) getting his own post or will he be unceremoniously lumped in with the rest of Yardwork?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
I’m curious how this could happen. If tickets prices are reduced, the salaries of players would have to be reduced (as well as a salary cap). Could prolly lower the costs on concessions some, but that’s not going to be the deciding factor.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
/fixed
April 26th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
1000 times this!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
really? I always feel like Rondo is playing better than he should be. maybe it’s because I saw him play in college multiple times and he just didn’t seem to be as big of a playmaker as he is now.
i think i feel rondo should be better than he is because how freaky he’s built. so long.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I know. Just a fun typo
April 26th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Nah, he was cool before he started reading that book. Hopefully it doesn’t warp his head.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Yeah that’s just not happening, any part of it. Inflation is going to make things fun in the future as well.
/TBL says buy up all your gold
//gold is in a huge bubble
April 26th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Theoretically through the free market dictating price but since MLB isn’t in nearly the dire straits presented here there is no motivation to change…I’m sure they feel just terrible about losing sandibalz’s business though
April 26th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Clearly, Roger Goodell had this written weeks in advance. Nice attempt at a scare tactic, Commish.
He left out the part about roving gangs of underpaid players raping all the white women, and how the shadow of this court ruling was going to block out the sun.
this was so bad. I’m usually in Goodell’s corner (because of how much he took this job with this shitstorm always coming), but this is laughable. What am I going to do? Call my congressman and tell them I want congress to force the NFLPA to reinstate so the owners can continue to lock them out?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
This is off the top of my head, I’ve never really sat down and broke it down by number one is without a doubt Ed Reed.
2. The Rock
3. Sean Taylor
4. Vince Wilfork
5. Andre Johnson
6. Dan Morgan
7. Ken Dorsey
8. Randall Hill
9. Anytime
10. Santana Moss
11. Reggie Wayne
12. Gino Toretta
13. Jonathan Vilma
14. Melvin Bratton
15. Clinton Portis
16. Edge
17. Jauqin Gonzalez
18. Greg Olsen
19. Jon Beason
20. Machine Gun
I’ll just stop there.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
this makes so much sense…the hatred for stats, reading the bible daily is cool.
hooray ignorance!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Mike D’Antoni is not that dumb is he? Does he think Rondo really would be bad with this group of talent I put together? Next year with Ricky here from Spain we will double our wins!
/David Kahn
//That gives us 34 wins and once again out of the playoffs
///Has pictures that McHale gave me of Twolves owner Taylor dressed in something frilly
April 26th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Hey guys, could we get another comment making fun of the bible reading? Thanks.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
to be fair, i was making fun of TBL.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Wow. Don’t even know where to begin here…
April 26th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Rondo is good, but let’s not get carried away with the riding. He was cut from the USAB JV team, after all.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
The Michael Irvin top 100 was one of my favorites. “Throw the slant, I’ll go get it. Throw it into any coverage, I’LL GO GET IT!!”
There was one season in there where this guy had 80-something catches for 80-something first downs. I don’t remember the exact number, but he was 100% money in the bank that season. And almost always into the flowing defense.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Right! You didnt mean anything by calling it ignorant.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
yea, but that wasn’t the MAIN point.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Hey guys, could we get another comment making fun of the bible reading? Thanks.
if all that came off of that giant boat was pairs of animals, and Noah, his wife, and his three sons and their wives, then we must all be incest babies.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
There’s no way that God just rested on the 7th.
/that’s all I’ve got
April 26th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Was trying….but couldn’t come up with anything creative, so I passed.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
irvin is one of those teflon guys who sucks ass for money but still gets work and accolades. i dont get it.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
LOL the U with their spring game at a high school stadium and there are empty seats.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Probably had a game of golf in there
April 26th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Hey guys, could we get another comment making fun of the bible reading? Thanks.
reading? meh… let me know when the tv series starts.
/the future
April 26th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Hey guys, could we get another comment making fun of the bible reading? Thanks.
Don’t bother. That’s Bill Maher’s schtick.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Regardless of religious affiliation I don’t see how anyone can do it simply because it’s a boring read…the one thing I liked about being a Catholic was that they didn’t expect you to make a run at it but rather just let the priests break it down for you
Adam and Eve’s kids had to be fucking all over the place to get humanity going
April 26th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Vacation in paradise.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Anxious. Work day needs to end very quickly today.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
April 26th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Don’t bother. That’s Bill Maher’s schtick.
that and palin/bush jokes.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
boring read? shit…that it is not.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
You gotta start somewhere right?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Well, I’m going to make fun of this comment as well…but for the silliness of it, not any religious reasons. I would venture to guess that probably anywhere from 40-50% of NBA players read the Bible on a daily basis. It’s not like Durant is doing anything out of the ordinary.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
I wonder how many times my bosses at work today are going to make some lame ass flood/rain joke. I’ve been here for an hour and I’ve heard at least 5.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Vacation in paradise.
I’m going to move there, and open a booth at that place called Knowledge of Good and Evil, at which I’ll sell Apple Fritters, and deep fried rattlesnake sandwiches.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Game 7 workdays suck.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Irvin is a skidmark on the underwear of life. Any of the 1991-1998 Dallas Cowboys can die of gonorreah and rot in hell.
/would you like a cookie son?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Was roadtripping through Kentucky a couple years back and because I’m 10 years old apparently couldn’t stop laughing at signs for the KY Action Park which was only a few miles away from the town of Brownsville
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
GO HAWKS GO
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Cain slew Abel because the hotter sister chose Abel over him.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Work day needs to end very quickly today.
agreed.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Too many buttons on Cutler’s vest, and if you’re not wearing a tie what’s the point
famous people with lots o money dressing poorly is a cliche
April 26th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Well nothing is 100% in this life, the part where it mentions how eating shellfish is an abomination is also a gas
April 26th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
i don’t care if durant reads the bible, but i think it’s weird that it was presented as another reason to like him
April 26th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I for one, hope work lasts a solid 16 hours tomorrow. I’m not looking forward to tomorrows game.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
LOL at F$U with their being located in Tallahassee.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
+1 section of Veteran’s Stadium astroturf
April 26th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Glad you’re okay, arkbadger. I heard some podunk Arkansas town got torched by a twister last night and naturally I thought of you.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Joe Thornton scored two minutes into overtime and the Sharks eliminated the Kings last night.
But, but, he’s a playoff choke artist.
/SC’d
April 26th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Would it have been wrong for Juwanna Mann to fight back against those two feral hood bitches?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I wonder how happy you’d be if he was reading the Quran as opposed to the Bible?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
i wonder if mcdonald’s PR folks have taken notice of all the video of mcd’s fights.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Under!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Slams head into desk.
Why let science get in the way now
April 26th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Well nothing is 100% in this life, the part where it mentions how eating shellfish is an abomination is also a gas
I went to a briss once, and the moil spent a good five minutes before he did the deed trying to convince the collected audience that it was totally a god thing to do this job, and had nothing to do with desert babies getting sand in their pecker skin before underwear (and antibiotic ointment) existed.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
My expectations could not be any lower.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Kobe stopped reading all religious works after noticing a trend of them demonizing sodomy
April 26th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Congrats on getting out of the first round. There’s 3 more humps to get over for Jumbo Choke. Only a matter of time before his temper gets him in trouble yet again. Patrick Marleau can’t carry the whole team all the time.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
No Rohan Marley? wtf?!?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Can’t believe I missed a fashion comment, but this right here. The vest/tie combo is one of my favorite looks.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I could have gone on for at least another 30-40.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Haha. Insightful.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Redundant much?
Cutler has no tie, just the stupid vest. And the stupid face.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
+1 pair of Isotoner gloves
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Jesus is my homeboy.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
spencer – i know you have to be steaming over westwood moving into the #1 spot after winning the indonesian masters (or whatever it’s called).
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I don’t know man, it’s around that % who tweet and facebook religious stuff on a daily basis.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
you have too many favorites.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
No Rohan Marley? wtf?!?
he’s not as old as us. If he was, any list of favorite Canes would be woefully incomplete without Jesse Armstead. That guy was awesome. But he’s much younger, probably doesn’t remember the 8 times a game you’d hear about Bob Marley’s son playing for Miami.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I just hope Cavallari doesn’t try to take one of Jay’s 3 Super Bowl rings when they get divorced in 2016. Don’t need him ending up like Frank McCourt.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
comma, coma…what’s the difference. it’s early, and morning pills have kicked in.
I know. Just a fun typo
plus hawk, you misread it. the coma was in reference to being beaten up not drinking hard
April 26th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
No John Salmons is even crazier.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
/Fixed for truth
//Belt
April 26th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
The vest/tie combo is one of my favorite looks.
my favorite look for me personally is pants and a shirt. When we have to go somewhere, my wife asks me what I’m going to wear. I think for a minute, and decide – pants and a shirt. I do pretty well with it.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Call my congressman and tell them I want congress to force the NFLPA to reinstate so the owners can continue to lock them out?
sure. congressmen love having committees on sports. steroids…bcs is up next right? jim delaney can i get a pic with you, and can you sign my intern?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Irvin is a skidmark on the underwear of life. Any of the 1991-1998 Dallas Cowboys can die of gonorreah and rot in hell.
+1
April 26th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I just hope Cavallari doesn’t try to take one of Jay’s 1 NFC North Champions hat when they get divorced in 2016
she’ll get his green participant ribbon from the NFC championship game.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Warren Sapp
April 26th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Wasn’t meant to be insightful. It was meant to be an honest question. If I had to venture a guess, I would be the headline would have read more like:
“I like Kevin Durant and all, but what’s up with the daily Quran reading?”
April 26th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I know, man. Pretty much looping this video all day. At least you’re playing on the East Coast. I get home and still have to wait until 9:30 for my game to even start.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
no frank gore, cleet?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
losing is ingrained in Jay Cutler, SC. get used to it. the guy went to Vandy and went 11-35 overall (5-27 in SEC play)…losing doesn’t hurt for Jay. it’s more the norm than winning.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Hockey trash talk, featuring divorces. That’s gangster.
Kaleta is not well respected amongst his peers.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
There is nothing wrong with that as long as he isnt a jihadist.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
I wonder how happy you’d be if he was reading the Quran as opposed to the Bible?
Well no one had a problem with Hakeem right? Guy played during Ramadan when he could not even have a drop of water from sunrise to sunset. That’s a little badass right there.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
no more than if luke donald was no. 1.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Jesus, No Warren Sapp, Cortez Kennedy, Jerome Brown… holy moley.
And Marley was the shit. Dude was prob 5’8 and holdin it down at MLB for the U. He played at 100 miles an hour. That earns him props alone. Not to mention the unbelievable level of cool that comes from being Tuff Gong’s kid, then bagging Lauryn Hill. That’s a solid resume right there…
April 26th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Has anyone sang “Blame it on the Rain” yet? If not, you can have it.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I beg of the writers and editorial staff of this site… PLEASE, save the hockey post for the afternoon. Meetings from 9:30 to noon for this guy. I will fax you a thin crust pizza. Promise.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
+1 shit eating grin
April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I readily admit this. It’s not quite TBL’s seeing a game in Blacksburg once, but I was not a huge Miami fan until I decided I was going to the university. There are a lot of players before my generation that would be up there for me if I had. Armstead, Barrow, Maryland, etc.
I was just going by football. Tim James would be the number one guy to root for in that area.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
There was one season in there where this guy had 80-something catches for 80-something first downs. I don’t remember the exact number, but he was 100% money in the bank that season. And almost always into the flowing defense
tougher mentally: going over the middle for a catch, catching a punt, or standing in the pocket trying to find and deliver to receivers?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
nobody has a problem with durant either…the problem is with the assertion that a reason to like him is because he reads the fucking bible.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
losing is ingrained in Jay Cutler, SC. get used to it. the guy went to Vandy and went 11-35 overall (5-27 in SEC play)…losing doesn’t hurt for Jay. it’s more the norm than winning.
I see your point, and I hate Cutler; but it is hard to deny that the dude’s winning at life. He gets paid millions to play a game, and he gets to go home and bang that every night; even though he looks like a hungover version of one of snow white’s seven dwarfs who happens to be 6’3″ 230. I’d go with dopey.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Hakeem was the pimp, but he retired in 2002. If he was in his prime (or still very good) after 9/11, I wonder what kind of response he would have gotten.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Who was the guy from the Vikings that did this as well…but in training camp two-a-days? That’s fucking crazy. I don’t get the whole sacrifice thing, but that’s just me. Drink some goddamn water already before you die.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
reading? meh… let me know when the tv series starts.
saw parts of jesus christ superstar and godspell easter sunday. wow, no coincidence acid was big back then
April 26th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
no more than if luke donald was no. 1.
it was all so much easier when mr woods held the top spot…
April 26th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
“We the boss.”
April 26th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
He can’t eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs without limbs falling off, strong fail there
April 26th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I’d be drunk or insane by that point.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
even then people crowed about european dominance.
and i just don’t get it…how the fuck is south african charl schwartzel “european?”
April 26th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
He can’t eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs without limbs falling off, strong fail there
Ha. Diabetes and all; I’d still trade places with him, wouldn’t you?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
wrong, he’s Jay Cutler. he’s automatically losing.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
ill…at least the press is beginning to become aware that european golfers have ridiculously inflated OWGR numbers.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
sadly, I witnessed one of those wins. in fucking Fayetteville.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Tressel reads the Bible daily, too. There’s your reason to love him, TBL.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Well no one had a problem with Hakeem right? Guy played during Ramadan when he could not even have a drop of water from sunrise to sunset. That’s a little badass right there.
yeah, but a whole lot of people were put off when Chris Jackson started doing it, and changed his name to Mahoud Abdul Rouf, or whatever it was. But he also had those wacky tics.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
EWWWWWWWW! Herpes and diabetes UNITE!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Or? There is no or. I will be both.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I really wish I never saw that McDonald’s video. Fucking horrible. I pray something awful happens to those two chicks.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
You’ll get a one liner around 6:30 and like it
April 26th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
same here, except in Knoxville.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
He’s been trying to get in Briere’s face the whole series and Briere is kinda laughing at him. If the Flyers got their PP together, Kaleta would be probably be stapled to the bench.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Was he the one that didn’t stand during the National Anthem the one time and a huge deal was made of it?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I guess never having read anything about Cutler is clouding my judgement, because I am apathetic towards him. Yet when you read blogs and such, he’s just about universally hated outside of Chicago. His body language is pretty bad on the field, but why is it people bang on him so much? Does it go back to the Rivers feud? Is he just an asshole in interviews?
April 26th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
You mean trade places in that I’d become an NFL quarterback banging famous skanks or specifically become Jay Cutler because if it’s the latter I’d rather scratch out a living same as I have been doing
April 26th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I wonder how happy you’d be if he was reading the Quran as opposed to the Bible?
I’m not a religous fellow, and don’t look at Durant or any other athlete/person any differently one way or another whether they read the bible or not. What annoys me is the people that do read the bible but then have like 4 illegitimate kids and 3 girlfriends. Or the typical “hot girl” who says she’s a born-again virgin and yet still rocks short skirts and low cut tops. The hypocrisy is what would piss me off; but Durant seems like an all around good dude, so I’m not gonna hate on him for reading the bible.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I think it started with his pouting in Denver but McDaniels was considered a shithead as well.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Went from Swish Jackson to Rauf, Rauf, Rauf is on fire!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
You don’t screw with the national anthem. the chick that pulled that turning her back crap in college b-ball should have gotten a good shaking.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Jay Cutler falls under the “C’mon, just look at him” reasoning for hating an athlete
April 26th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
because he’s a smug bitch and winning is the exception for him.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Im trying to recall if it was Outside the Lines or an ESPN E-60 recently where they profiled a college player who was Muslim and followed his daily life of reading the Quran and how many times a day he had to pray. Pretty sure it was done in a positive light.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Go Canucks.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Was he the one that didn’t stand during the National Anthem the one time and a huge deal was made of it?
same guy. he was one hell of a shooter, but people liked him a lot better as Chris Jackson.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
This is why America is so great. You can be a shithead like her and turn your back on the National Anthem and it is your right. Just dont expect people to be happy about it and extend any love. You make your bed, you sleep in it.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Awesome, those two fatties can eat shit: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/national_world&id=8092601
Next step, fire all the assholes who decided not to do anything.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
This. Looking at that guys face, especially during games, angers me.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
It’s just bad manners and fucking disrespectful to make a scene like that during the anthem. If you don’t agree with something that’s fine. Just stand there with your hands at your side, head down and think about something else. But willingly turning your back and showing disrespect to the flag is fucking unneccesary and stupid.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I didn’t want him traded here. I wouldn’t even say I like him, I’ve just grown to tolerate him. [puts on sunglasses, cries] That’s my quarterback!
April 26th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
If you knew how terrible his team was every single year at Vandy, instead of using that record as a reason for why he’s a loser, you’d be using it so site how good he was in college. Vandy was TERRIBLE his entire career. Hell, winning 5 games in the SEC is actually impressive when you look back at the talent in Nashville.
April 26th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Biggest Headline on CNN’s Website right now:
“Obama was born in the USA. Period.”
/smacks forehead
//this country is so fucked
///not making that up
////lol CNN
April 26th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
I really wish I never saw that McDonald’s video. Fucking horrible. I pray something awful happens to those two chicks.
bad news for sure. But there was a bunchguys just watching it go down, and laughing. That old lady had more sack than any of those assholes.
It really did look like a tranny. And dude should be able to at least stay on his feet against two chicks.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Well, I do get to see him continue to throw to Earl Bennett here in the pros.
/gives self a papercut
April 26th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
fuck. Cite
April 26th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Biggest Headline on CNN’s Website right now:
“Obama was born in the USA. Period.”
they just derailed Donald Trump’s presidential bid. His two part platform : Obama wasn’t born here and Watch the Apprentice on NBC.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Jimmy Clausen is very good at this, too.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Yeah we’re pretty screwed. Let’s worry about whether Obama was born here instead of the absolute shitfest that Paul Ryan’s budget is.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I went to a briss once, and the moil spent a good five minutes before he did the deed trying to convince the collected audience that it was
Are these in any relation to these “anchor babies” I keep hearing about. Oh and regarding we all being the product of incest? Most likely true.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
All of this. If we’d spend a fraction of the energy that is spent arguing over stupid shit in this country and do something positive/constructive with it, we’d be much better off. I really, really despise shit like this.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Husker – good Lord, man. I “site” those losing stats to hate on Jay Cutler because I don’t like him and it’s fun to blame Vandy’s losing during his 4 years solely on him. I’m very aware that he was all-SEC as a freshman and racked up Vandy and SEC offensive records left and right while he was there. it’s much more fun to blame Cutler for Vandy’s losing than it is to be rational and blame Vandy’s losing on their decades of fielding shitty football teams.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Im pleasantly surprised that some of the biggest Republican names seem to be completely distancing themselves from Trump. I knew the guy was kind of crazy but he’s brought a whole new level of batshit paranoia to the politcal realm.. his whole ‘candidacy’ is entertaining but it would be nice if it would end soon.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Went to a stand-up comedy show last Friday. Since it was Good Friday, one of the comics made a joke about how his Catholic friends drink a ton of alcohol, swear up a storm and have one-night stands…but make a point to skip meats on Fridays during Lent.
It was something like: “Is that sausage? It’s Friday, dude. Put the cheese pizza in while I’m banging this chick.”
April 26th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
And fuck the guy shooting the video. He was telling those stupid bitches to leave before the cops got there. Fuck everyone in that video except for the older woman who tried to help.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
at least nobody has identified a goofy-looking animal to compare Cutler to…yet.
/Jimmy Clausen’s doppelganger
April 26th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Settle down, Miz. I didn’t even know you were the one that wrote it.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
the article above said it was her second fight at Mc Donalds and the charges were dropped from the first one. unbelievable.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
on that Mugatu link, there was also this shit:
4 pitbulls got out of whatever was holding them, and mauled some lady to death in NM. That’s a terrible way to go. Killed by somebody in your neighborhood housing killer dogs, and not even restraining them well.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Vacation in paradise.
creationism is laughable and i have no shortage of dislike for evangelists and folks who cling to disagreeing with science, but the only real problem i have with that project is the govt support
April 26th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Went to a stand-up comedy show last Friday. Since it was Good Friday, one of the comics made a joke about how his Catholic friends drink a ton of alcohol, swear up a storm and have one-night stands…but make a point to skip meats on Fridays during Lent.
This is so true. I have NUMEROUS Catholic friends (both male and female) who go out every weekend and get hammered and have the occasional one night stands/etc. Then when we go out to dinner a few weeks ago and they’re like “oh no… I can’t eat meat, today’s Friday.” It takes a whole lot of will power not to call them out on this every year.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I caught a little bit of Jon Stewart last night after Always Sunny and he was talking about presidential candidates having a lead in the polls 18 months before the election. it was pretty funny.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Jimmy’s other buddy: http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/jimmy-clausen1.jpg
April 26th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I get soooooo tired of seeing this. How can you let someone get the shit beat out of them and film it? What kind of a low life piece of shit does that?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I disagree. I also think he won’t run for long (if he even does). I suspect after a debate or two his numbers will plummet and he’ll get out and then just rip Obama on TV while promoting another god-awful reality show.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
What kind of a low life piece of shit does that?
Someone who had no parental figures growing up to show him the difference between right and wrong. They’ll probably be absent in their children’s lives as well.
/cyclical
April 26th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
And fuck the guy shooting the video. He was telling those stupid bitches to leave before the cops got there.
then he posts the video online. dumbass…
April 26th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Gruden owns the Chucky comparison. Jimmy will always be associated with the emu. stylistically, Jimmy doesn’t even come close to Chucky, but the emu is a perfect match.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
When TDS bangs on Lieberman it’s always good stuff. The Droopy voice is what makes it great.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
First, of course he’s right. But more importantly, that is just a slightly modified version of the famous Rock joke “hey God, I killed a bunch a kids. But I ate right!”
April 26th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
losing doesn’t hurt for Jay.
plus he gets paid well
April 26th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Um, ok.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Agreed. thats against article 223-7 of the Lakewood County Pinal Code.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
how the fuck is south african charl schwartzel “european?”
the same way we are….colonialism
April 26th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
not really
April 26th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
the same way we are….colonialism
On what planet are Americans considered European?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
This. Reading a religious text doesn’t make you more likeable.
I have no problem with people’s interpretation of religion and applying its lessons to daily life…its when people take it LITERALLY (Noah’s Ark, Adam and Eve, 1000 virgins, etc) that it gets annoying.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I have a hard time deciphering an Australian accent from a South African one.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
On what planet are Americans considered European?
isn’t it in the bible?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
This. People who don’t do things on the basis of religion, and then find ways to contradict thier “faith” are fucking stupid. either you’re religious or you’re not, don’t pretend to be religious and then be contradictory.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
its when people take it LITERALLY (Noah’s Ark, Adam and Eve, 1000 virgins, etc) that it gets annoying.
There’s an awful lot of dudes in Hell if not being a “master of one’s domain” / self gratification is a mortal sin.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Quite frankly, it’s a somewhat offensive comment. It implies someone would be less likeable if they read the Torah or Koran.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
This is so true. I have NUMEROUS Catholic friends (both male and female) who go out every weekend and get hammered and have the occasional one night stands/etc. Then when we go out to dinner a few weeks ago and they’re like “oh no… I can’t eat meat, today’s Friday.” It takes a whole lot of will power not to call them out on this every year.
Hell according to my religion, I’m not even supposed to eat meat or drink alkeehol. That didn’t stop me from consuming a 48oz steak and drinking beer. Out f respect, I don’t eat meat when I’m around my parents or grandmother. I go to the temple once a month or so, and that’s about it.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Well just the other day my cousin Bobby had one too many sarsaparillas and next thing I know he goes to the closet and unzips his pants. I yelled down to him “Hey Bobby. European all over my nice sweaters. Quit it.”
April 26th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Quite frankly, it’s a somewhat offensive comment. It implies someone would be less likeable if they read the Torah or Koran.
Agree. I personally think the whole “story” is irrelevant. It’s sort of like saying he’s more likable because his favorite color is blue.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
that’s quite a steak. I hope you had enough beer.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
It implies someone would be less likeable if they read the Torah or Koran.
it does?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Honestly, its 2011. We’ve discovered that the Earth is a small spectacle in the vastness of the Universe, and that our actions are ultimately meaningless in the grand scheme of things. There’s millions of other planets out there and our galaxy is just one out of a million others. Religion was a tool to keep people in line near the beginning of civilization – and its clearly still working today. It’s one thing to have FAITH in a higher being and believe that there is something greater than you out there, its another to take religious texts literally and think that there is someone controlling every thing you do.
Like Carlin said, the world is fucked up in so many days that if there was a greater being, it wouldn’t be happening.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Are you Sikh or Hindu?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
karma says:
awesome.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
And fuck the guy shooting the video.
I get soooooo tired of seeing this. How can you let someone get the shit beat out of them and film it? What kind of a low life piece of shit does that?
maybe if folks stopped linking this shit it could make a diff
April 26th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
No matter what you say or do from here on out karma, you’ll always be good in my book.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Jesus, karma.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Have you considered the possibility that the Greater Being is not omnibenevolent?
April 26th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
That’s a lot of leeway to give someone around these parts.
/spits
April 26th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
+1
April 26th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
This would assume all cultures are created equally.
Moral equivalence FTW.
April 26th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
That didn’t stop me from consuming a 48oz steak and drinking beer.
Arthur’s is the place overflowing with Guinness. Their idea of a salad is half a wedge of lettuce.
Are you Sikh or Hindu?
Hindu
April 26th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
the same way we are….colonialism
On what planet are Americans considered European?
ok, if i must: dutch;south africa…british;america
April 26th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Why Ricky Gervais is an Atheist. Awesome read!
April 26th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
/ compares Kobe to Lebron and says he’s better without being mauled
April 26th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Despite my foul mouth, I do attend church regularly. Athletes and celebrities that trot their faith out there just to get people to like them bothers me to no end. The sad part about religion and specifically Christianity is the people you see the most of do NOT represent the majority of Christians out there (same goes for people of other faiths).
It’s dumb to think that God influences the outcome of a sporting event. I’m totally cool with people thanking God for blessing them with a certain talent or ability but God is NOT pulling the strings as if you are a marionette. That’s the great thing about free will. You are free to do as you please, but you’ll have to atone for your actions in the end. God is an influencing and guiding being but to think he is controlling everything I do is foolish and to me, would make it useless for humans to be around. What’s the purpose of humanity if we’re just going to be puppets?
Regarding stories in the Bible, there is even debates with Christian circles about which stories in the old testament are real or just imagery used to help understand a bigger picture.
Agree or disagree with me, that’s fine. I just wanted to let many of you know that the majority of faith-based people are FAR from the ones that are seen the most (Pat Robertson, the late Jerry Falwell, Westboro Baptist Church (fringe extremists), Joel Osteen, and Cam/Cecil Newton)
April 26th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Don’t want to go on a rant here but a few things:
1) The Bible doesn’t say anything about masturbation
2) God doesn’t control our thoughts, we can choose to do whatever we want. There will be consequences, though.
3)Obviously the earth wasn’t created in 7 days, in fact, the Bible says a day for God is 1000 years for man. But besides that, the word day in the original language represents a period of time, like for example, in my “father’s day” doesn’t mean one day.
I think all the ignorance about the Bible pushes people away from religion. It’s a pretty interesting book. Do you know that the Bible says the earth was round and hung upon nothing way before “science” proved it to be true? I think that’s amazing.
That’s all, I’m done.
April 26th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
#themoreyouknow
April 26th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Yeah karma, didn’t you know god started caring about humans 2000 years ago?