The Roundup: Blackhawks Force Game 7, Jeff Demps is Very, Very Fast & JR Smith Has a Great Arm
Aimee Teegarden… Rachel Bilson in a bikini in Barbados … Soulja Boy to play Tupac in Juice remake … what’s with all the celebrities claiming bipolar disorder? … Gang tattoo of liquor store slaying leads to murder conviction … is Colin Cowherd’s CBS deal a conflict of interest with ESPN? … Did actress Emma Watson leave Brown because students wouldn’t stop heckling her? … Olivia Munn sounds cool … two friends take a taxi from NY to LA … if Cheryl Cole is on it, I’ll watch … “Illegal alien works six years as cop for Anchorage police department” … more Shakira and Pique photos …
The Blackhawks were down 3-0 to Vancounver, but tied the series at 3-3 after an overtime win last night. [Tribune]
If you didn’t witness Brandon Roy’s performance Saturday, read this. Now. [Oregonian]
Who is the most hated team in college football? Hint: SEC. [Southern Pigskin]
Torii Hunter says he has missed Sunday services twice in 18 professional seasons. [LA Times]
Terrific read about Notre Dame RB Robert Hughes, who probably is a mid-round draft pick. His driving force? His brother, who was slain in 2007 and the mystery hasn’t been solved. [Sun-Times]
Thirty-two beat writers conduct an NFL mock draft. [LA Times]
It sounds as if Aqib Talib is done with the Tampa Bay Bucs. [St. Pete Times]
Like Chicago and Vancouver, Buffalo and Philadelphia are going to game seven, too. The Sabres play the Flyers Tuesday. [Daily News]
Florida running back Jeff Demps’ can fly: His 9.96 made him the 100 meter champ. [NCAA.com]
What does the immediate future hold for the Philadelphia 76ers? [Point Forward]
I can’t imagine that college campuses having wi-fi everywhere is a good thing. [Globe]
Pretty low blow, Rick Reilly. [Bog]
Is JR Smith the best quarterback in Denver?

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April 25th, 2011 at 8:09 AM
/standing ovation
April 25th, 2011 at 8:21 AM
haven’t watched FNL from Friday, please no spoilers
April 25th, 2011 at 8:23 AM
April 25th, 2011 at 8:23 AM
JR Smith with the play fake too. Awesome.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
Bouchette had an article in Sat.’s paper blasting Williams as being too slow to play CB.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:26 AM
i wish i wasn’t at work today.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:28 AM
haven’t watched FNL from Friday, please no spoilers
spoiler alert – there’s angst.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Has anyone ever spoiled a “FNL” in the comments here, ever?
April 25th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Today……guaranteed.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
Aimee Teegarden…. word!
April 25th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
6. BROWNS — WR Julio Jones, Alabama: (Tony Grossi, Cleveland Plain Dealer) “The Browns want the surest thing they can find here, and they need a target for Colt McCoy.”
this is what i want to happen.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
The Charlie Ward joke doesn’t work here. Ya know, cause Charlie Ward was actually a QB that won the Heisman and all…
April 25th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Nah. Notre Dame and Michigan will always be tops.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Does that chick have scoliosis?
April 25th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
…and got sacked by The Rock.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Olivia Munn sounds cool …
I don’t know… she kind of sounds more like a slut than “cool” in that story.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
That’s funny.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Ha!
April 25th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Shes an attention whore AND a slut, yeah very cool girl.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Sweet. He’s a badass and he always gives Roddy fits.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
This site has seen that it stays that way.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
He slid all the way to the Vikings at 43 in our 2nd round mock.
April 25th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
The AJC reporter has been on Cameron Heyward for a while now. I don’t see why the Falcons would take a 3-4 end. They don’t need tackles, so him being able to play both means little to the Falcons I think. They need rush ends, and Heyward isn’t a rush end.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
what’s with all the celebrities claiming bipolar disorder?
No kidding. Mental illness isn’t real.
/Duffy’d.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Torii Hunter says he has missed Sunday services twice in 18 professional seasons.
i didn;t read the link but in the minors a local pastor comes to the team for services in the clubhouse, so if MLB is same, this is no biggie
April 25th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Olivia Munn sounds cool …
I still can’t get past her forehead and annoying voice.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Wilde is better looking than Munn
April 25th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Hahahahahha. Someone, please, just end human existence already.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
there is absolutely no feeling of tension in sports like overtime hockey if you care about a team
April 25th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
So where do Knicks fans go from here? I take it they’ll blame D’Antoni (which is probably not a bad thing) but will they admit that unless they had some hardass defensive guys around Charmin and Angel Soft, nothing is going to change?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Oliva Munn sounds like a skank
April 25th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Its almost too excruciating to watch, back to back games is just killer
April 25th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
This is why I don’t understand why the World Cup and Euro went way from the golden goal format in OT. Sudden death scoring makes it so much better.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
According to the source, her classmates “would respond [to her answer] with a quote from ‘Harry Potter.’” The most popular choice was “Three points for Gryffindor!”
Ha!
sack up englishwomman. you have the gsg behind you all the way. be strong with the love of shatner behind you!
April 25th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
I had a couple of grabbers in th stands last night. It was followed by hugging several people I do not know. Then it was followed by making a complete ass of myself in the streets outside the UC. That last part is nothing new I suppose. Still can’t believe Vancouver started Schneider over LuLu Belle.
CJ- Boosh or Leighton in 7?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
How come I haven’t seen anything of Mike Tomlin playing Omar Epps’ role.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
They weren’t good enough to beat the Celtics. That’s all. Got to look at it as if this a brand new team. Get frisky in the offseason. Let the team gel. I still don’t know if I want D’Antoni gone or not.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Oh, and I know that I should save this for ballin, but I can’t. Chris Fucking Paul.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Vancouver is going to be one anxious/nervous place the next few days, and for about the entire game 7. Add to the mix that in these playoffs, no lead is safe.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
This
April 25th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
This shouldn’t be a question, Boosh. And Pronger better be out there a lot longer than he was yesterday.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
How come I haven’t seen anything of Mike Tomlin playing Omar Epps’ role.
I think Omar Epps is probably still available to do it himself. I can’t believe they’re remaking a movie from less than 20 years ago. That just seems odd. Especially an “urban” movie with such an iconic character.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I love it. I wonder if Dan Cloutier will be in attendance?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
And Pronger better be out there a lot longer than he was yesterday.
His hand/wrist is still in rough shape apparently. Played less than 5 minutes, all on the powerplay. Wouldn’t expect much to change by tomorrow.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I still think Olivia Munn is hot to look at, but that link doesn’t help my thought that she is unbearable otherwise.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Even worse, your taking a non-iconic…. whatever the fuck Soulja Boy is, and putting him in a role that I guarantee 80% of his fanbase is like “What the fuck is Juice? Tupac acted?”. Whatever. I fucking hate Soulja Boy.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
This is like if they got Shia LaBeouf to play Dutch in a Predator remake.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Boosh, starting Leights in game 6 was downright retarded. Bob should be backup, also.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Fuck. No.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
The writers went on strike and when they came back they gave us shit and rewrites
April 25th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
so fuck them
April 25th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Exactly. She’s very attractive, but she’s batting .000 in regards to being funny on The Daily Show, and apparently she’s a home wrecker to boot.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I wonder if that fat crack addict kid from Lean on Me wants to reprise his role as the fat, pathetic hanger on also. Juice was on a couple of days ago, I had no desire to watch it, at all. But I can’t imagine watching a re-make, where a young street kid gets greedy with the power of a weapon, but to amp it up, the weapon is a pocket nuke or something. Because it can’t just be a gun anymore.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Naw. JT just dips his dong into grade A pussy whenever available. It’s part of the job.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
I do like Lavvy immediately naming Boosh the starter right after yesterday’s game. He deserves it. Its interesting, Flyers have scored 17 goals in this series and the Sabres have scored 16. Miller certainly hasnt been top notch either.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Jersey: They don’t have the team right now in place. They need guys like Kendrick Perkins or even Ron Artest. Defensive guys who will forgo offense and play good defense. Amar’e and ‘Melo are allergic to defense, so it’s not like they’re all of a sudden going to work on that end.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Just to be fair though- take away the empty netter, Miller has allowed 16. So, the same as the Flyers goalies.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
This is like if they got Shia LaBeouf to play Dutch in a Predator remake.
you just got green lighted. Write up a treatment, and a budget request. We’ll recast the scared Guatemalan lady with Heidi Montag, and we can use a bunch of MMA guys for the soldiers.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Surprised this hasn’t been the case since Game 2 to be honest. Buffalo is fucked, sad to say. Miller really needed to get it done yesterday and didn’t. Still rooting underdog but I really have no dog in the fight. Caps fans will be rooting real hard for the Sabres though.
Can’t wait to get into my office to read Vignault’s post game comments. There has to be a gem or two in there.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
/blows brains out
April 25th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
As soon as Schneider went behind the net, I knew the equalizer was coming. Incredibly stupid move with all of the players on that side of the ice. What’s more is that he had just gotten out of huge jam with the Hawks failing to score with a damn near two minute 5 on 3 advantage. Game 7 should be fantastic.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I think he would be a perfect for Bill Paxton’s role in Predator 2
/get’s spine and skull ripped off.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Started watching Breaking Bad this weekend. That’s a solid show right there.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
That’s what you have an off season and free agents for. You can find those guys.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
So, the same as the Flyers goalies.
GAA isn’t the best stat to look at for goalies, SV% is better and shows that the goaltending has been pretty even (.913 vs .925).
April 25th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
i hate this god damned fucking piece of shit weather. fuck you god. yea, i said it. fuck you right in your vengeful, bullshit face.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I agree with this right here.
/fuck michigan
April 25th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
This too. It’s mid-40s and rainy here. It’s almost fucking May and it’s been over 60 like twice.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
She is shockingly unfunny. I really have no idea how she got a job on one of the funniest shows in history. Makes no sense. Throw in all her blatant calculated attention whoring in interviews (“All my friends are guys! And I love to have sex!”) and I want to punch her.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Also, congrats to the Predators on the first series win in franchise history.
/Preds in 6, fist bump to SC
April 25th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
/high fives Spencer
/and Watsonian
April 25th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I started about a month ago. Into the middle of season 2 right now. Really like it.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Amen. This constant rain is fucking pissing me off with the lack of golf, and I’m only getting 1 or 2 days of work in every week.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
This. Let’s be crappy, rainy and cloudy every day where I’m free to go golfing but on Easter it’s going to be 80 degrees. Fuck this.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Exactly. The only difference in this series are the real soft goals let in both in game 5 and 6 in the first periods, you pretty much have to bench the goalie letting that crap in the net. Havent really seen Miller give up an easy goal, which is probably why the Flyers didnt win this series already.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
April showers bring May flowers? Fuck you April.
Jersey, did you hit the car show at Javits yet?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Top 5, maybe. But OSU is number 1 hated, by a wide margin.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
GAA isn’t the best stat to look at for goalies, SV% is better and shows that the goaltending has been pretty even (.913 vs .925).
all you fuckers that weren’t watching hockey, if you ever did start watching it, you’d be doing it wrong. Stupid goals against dummies.
/geezus
April 25th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I think the Caps are going to be ok really, I can’t see buffalo or Philly making it past the 2nd round, they each have their own issues. Then again, these playoffs are unpredictable.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
All of this.
85 and sunny here this weekend.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Miranda Kerr, busting out the goods.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
No birthday golf today? Crappy.
Happy B-Day, BTW
April 25th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I thought SEC fans loved every SEC school? How could any SEC teams be hated on that list?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
A bunch of idolaters and ungrateful heathens in here. And right after Easter. I’ll pray for your repentance and hope that God is merciful when He smotes all of you for being angry with the weather he’s given you.
/Winks at the Almighty
//thinks about NY teams eliminated this weekend
///resconsiders
April 25th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
80 out in CT/MA yesterday was pretty awesome.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I didn’t realize I moved to fucking Seattle. Saw the 5-day forecast yesterday and everyday had a minimum 40% chance of rain.
I’m rooting hard for either BUF or MTL to pull out their series, assuming the Pens actually show up for either Game 6 or 7 and advance. I’d prefer not to play WAS – we don’t match up with them at all without Crosby/Malkin.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I’m going to punch Mother Nature in teh ovaries next time I see her.
/really wouldn’t do that
April 25th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
But you’re still in Atlanta.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
hawkeye…had this place lined up for this afternoon. was gonna go there a few hours early to hit their great range and practice.
but no. god just threw thousands of watery dildos all over us today.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Going Friday. You already go? I need to see those new Ferraris up close.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Whats the buzz tell me whatsa happenin Whats the buzz tell me whatsa happenin
/Jersey knows what Im talking about
April 25th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Now that Weis has been replaced with Kelly, I just can’t hate ND like I used to. The hype they get and their fans buying in every year still makes me laugh, but the smug doucheness seems to be gone now.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
truth. +1
April 25th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
I would. Mother Nature is a cunt.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Hilarious.
Not in Chicago. All those fans are still smug douches here.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
forgot forlorn golf course link.
/punches hole in dry wall
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Zounds!
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Please. Atlanta in the spring is fantastic.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Going Friday. You already go? I need to see those new Ferraris up close.
I’m taking a half day on Friday and heading out there with my buddy and GF. I hope they still have the Jeep trail like they did last year.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
When do we riiiiidddee to Jerusalem? When do we riiiidddeee to Jerusalem?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Yeah… the smug doucheness will never go down, homes.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
/punches hole in dry wall
Should be on the first tee on the Dallas Cowboys Golf Club, it’s raining so we are delayed.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I would. Mother Nature is a cunt.
this is why banders left us in the first place
April 25th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Fair enough. I’m just exhausted and in a “spencer” type mood today. The new puppy did not have a good night last night.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I didn’t go last year. Completely missed this. Details?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Impromptu work discussion about what would make the greatest at-bat music ever… it’s definitely Vince McMahon’s entrance theme “No Chance In Hell” right?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Happy Birthday, Spence. Roll Tribe.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
i love that hip hop hamster commercial, the kia soul
what is the music?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Nope. It won’t.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
it’s rained 8 fucking inches here since last thursday. I mean non-stop rain. we needed it bad, but still.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
CP3 is a beast. Hats off.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
No cargo pants? That seems excessive
April 25th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Oh dear, that plate of deviled eggs I devoured yesterday are about to say hello.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
You should just to go Rick’s now, then.
/returns fist bump
April 25th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I’d rather use that if I was a closer.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I didn’t go last year. Completely missed this. Details?
Basically Jeep had setup a trail with steep 30 – 45 degree inclines, water streams, rough jungle like terrain, etc. For a couple of bucks someone takes you on a ride through this course and tries to sell you a Jeep.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
true, but digging deeper…aren’t cargo pants excessively pocketed? they’re just trying to save some cloth while classing up the joing. win-win!
April 25th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Austin’s theme is legit badass.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Did you guys talk about that Alabama guy who poisoned those trees? I heard him on Sportscenter on Saturday and I couldnt stop laughing. He ended the convo with a Roll Tide and a Pawwwl and I finally get what you guys were talking about.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
yes!
April 25th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
I’m seriously going to fly to LA, walk into Donald Sterling’s office with a gun and threaten him to make me the GM of his team just so I could do the very easy job of putting CP3 in LA.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
So Lee Westwood is the new #1 in the world for winning some roody-poo tournament in freaking Malaysia? Lame.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
If they’re black, then the “Nation of Domination” theme music.
/ Farooq’d
April 25th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
If I’m a dominant closer. Hell if I’m any closer. I come out to Stone Cold’s theme. John Rocker could have added some years to his career if he had done this. I’m positive.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
it’s definitely Vince McMahon’s entrance theme “No Chance In Hell” right?
Austin’s theme is legit badass.
I used to love Chris Benoit’s entrance music.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Mine would be Bailamos. Just because.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Whats the buzz tell me whatsa happenin Whats the buzz tell me whatsa happenin
/Jersey knows what Im talking about
When do we riiiiidddee to Jerusalem? When do we riiiidddeee to Jerusalem?
Whyyyyyyyy should you want to know? Don’t you care about the future?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Agreed with that. And if I’m the music guy at a ballpark and the other team’s closer is coming in, I’m definitely playing some glorified jobber’s music (Steve Blackman? Gillberg? Al Snow?)
April 25th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Favourite themes were “the Rock says”, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Gangrel, and DX.
You can easily tell the ero of wrestling I watched.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Wouldn’t call them excessively pocketed. Those pockets hold my gps and yardage book,
April 25th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
This is my entrance theme before I get down with a lady.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
the jersey/heldover administration is going to make my ears bl33d.
/fortuately, as war czar, i aint got time to bl33d
April 25th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I could see Brian Wilson coming out to Doink the Clown’s entrance music.
/some people are creeped out by clowns
//looks at wife
April 25th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Enrique? His early 2000 hits are super catchy.
/ just wanna be with you
April 25th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I agree; I’m glad Laviolette made it clear on the goalie for Game 7.
If the Flyers’ power play played just to their mediocre regular season average, this series would have been over already. Much too much has been made of the Flyers’ goaltending woes; the much bigger problem is lack of power play success.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I’ve always thought it would be awesome to set it to “It’s Raining Men” or “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” Or something gayer, if possible.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
If the entrance music has to be wrestling, no doubt the nwo theme with the Jimmi guitar riffs.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Fair enough. I’m just exhausted and in a “spencer” type mood today. The new puppy did not have a good night last night.
puppies. same hassle as a kid, without the tax deduction
April 25th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Actually Spence, Billy Graham (the wrestler) used to come out to “Jesus Christ Superstar” back in the day.
/ties things together
April 25th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
No love for JC Superstar?
And if Enrique is going to be used for at bat music, it most definitely will be Tonight I’m Fucking You. Just to make the pitcher uncomfortable and to start a dance party in the bleachers.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Hollywood Hogan
April 25th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
You got time to duck?
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Bsanders theme music when he watches Disney.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
strap this on your sore ass!
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I think Joel Zumaya came out to that
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Think you just have to tip your hat to Miller for making some big saves when Philly has the man advantage.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
My ringtone baby. Can’t wait to break out the NWO shirt with the belt sometime in the next two weeks.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Had him for a week, and he’s never had to go out more than once during the night. Last night he had to go three times.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
i hate musical theater with a passion that rivals few other hatreds.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
@cleet: voodoo child
/stand up next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand’d
April 25th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
oh hell yes…the oft forgotten followup.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Saw my cousin’s Yorkie puppy for the first time yesterday. It was really cute, but spent most of the day hiding under couches cause it was scared of its surrounding (it came to the house 2 days ago), and would shake when you picked it up. By the end of the night though, he was biting everything he saw playfully.
/ also peed on the hardwood and shitted on the carpet
April 25th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
All you fat, overweight, out of shape, sweat hogs need to shut your mouth and see what a real man looks like!
/pours one out for Rick Rude
April 25th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
do i have look up the hip hop hamster music….MYSELF??
April 25th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
The Flyers have not even been getting set up in order to pressure Miller on power play. They had these same issues down the home stretch of the regular season and was a big reason for their slide into the 2nd seed. If they miss Pronger anywhere right now, it’s on the PP.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
You must hate Planet of the Apes starring Troy Mclure.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
of course not…i said musical theater not musical theater MASTERPIECES.
April 25th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Same could be said for the Pens amazing 1/25 effort in this series. Enough of Kovy and Neal in the PP. Get guys who actually scored goals this season in there, like Kunitz and TK.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
There’s an entire website devoted to this type of stuff.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Well played, jck49erfan. +1 rude awakening
April 25th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Some odd cats hang out there. Last time I played it, a random guy claiming he QB’d for Oakland in the early 90s wouldn’t stop talking to us outside the clubhouse after a round. I couldn’t even find his name in preseason stats from PFR.
Nice course, though. Spendy.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Ohio State has received a Notice of Allegations. This is moving quickly.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
im losing the lbs!
April 25th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Nice.
Also, happy birthday. Here’s to another year of pointless yet hostile basketball arguments!
April 25th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Same could be said for the Pens amazing 1/25 effort in this series.
Roloson thinks it’s the 2006 playoffs all over again.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
They did avoid the “failure to monitor” label, which is a big deal. They dodged one there. Tressel is in deep shit though.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
thanks brah. may kobe and lebron’s careers be long and sustained for the argument’s sake.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
thanks sc. did you see my hockey post?
April 25th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
tressel can suck a dick.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Happy Birthday, you know who.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Is he a fake ass buckeye too?
April 25th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
This makes me sad.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
In the tradition of the Willis Reed era, Sugar Ray Richardson, Ray Williams era, Hubie Brown era, Pat Riley, Patrick Ewing era, A true Knick fan never has to be convinced about defense. Great defensive teams are great because their coaches preach and demand defense. D’Antoni will never be that coach, which is why he needs a strong assistant, especially with this team.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
it’s not for reasons you think tho, so im not hatin on you.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
You’ve gotta love Deitsch.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Voodoo chile was Hogan’s entrance music. But they had a Jimmi mash-up as the nWo theme. It had some Highway Child and the I believe the main guitar riff was from a song off South Saturn Delta which I can’t remember the name of.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I didn’t think you were. I could see a lot of reasons for hating musicals. I’m just (as a shock to no one) a big fan of them. Shit, me and my mom saw La Cage on Broadway not too long ago.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I am a big fan of FNL, but I absolutely cannot stand Julie Taylor. I want every actor and actress on that show to have a ton of success in the future. However, I hope Aimee Teagarden is never heard from again.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I hate hearing about that stupid hobbled foot game. They glorify the past way over the top in NBA videos. I’m convinced that if Steve Nash’s bandaged nose, chipped tooth, and swollen eyeball games had happened in the 70s or in the 80s, it’d be a legendary tale by now. Unfortunately, most people have forgotten about it in today’s 24/7 age.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
There’s an entire website devoted to this type of stuff.
I really like The Golden Age by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour song in the Heineken commercial and the The Secret Sun by Jesse Harris from the Corona commercial.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
But Pronger is ONLY playing during the PP. He doesn’t have any shifts (haha, just wrote shits) other than the power play unit.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I hate to agree with this. But you’re probably right. Steve Nash all fucked up and just draining threes on the Spurs while he was bleeding. And then doing it again 3 years later. Just classic.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
For some reason I am strangely attracted to that girl’s voice.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
tressel can suck a dick.
Is he a fake ass buckeye too?
now that’s a happy birthday wish
I didn’t think you were. I could see a lot of reasons for hating musicals. I’m just (as a shock to no one) a big fan of them. Shit, me and my mom saw La Cage on Broadway not too long ago.
what i like about broadway shows? the women on stage are usually very fine
April 25th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
But Pronger is ONLY playing during the PP.
Think he means a healthy Pronger, he played only PP but you can tell his hand/wrist isn’t right. The Sabres know he’s not a threat to shoot, and can adjust their PK positioning to account for it.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I hope bad things happen to you.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I just looked at some of the video from the Hawks game last night. Kenny Albert is doing NHL play-by-play on Versus now? Also, sweet mother of Jesus did Hossa do all the work on that GWG in OT. He must have shaken 3 Canucks before getting it back to Hjalmarsson (love spelling that name) for the shot from the point. Benny did some great work just crashing the net.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I hate to agree with this. But you’re probably right. Steve Nash all fucked up and just draining threes on the Spurs while he was bleeding. And then doing it again 3 years later. Just classic.
How about this Jordan game?
April 25th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
If Nash’s game happened in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, it may have been. Reed only dropped 4 points (the Knicks first 4) in the game, but people like Walt Frazier (who had like 36 and 17 assists)talk about how him coming out of the lockerroom won the game for them just from the lift.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Will be a hit if he’s gone but they can’t say he hasn’t had many chances..it will be ironic if out of all the trouble he got himself previously if it turns out to be turn that he did nothing this time&it was all his mother that got him kicked off the team.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
That’s my favorite Jordan game. It deserves the hype, unlike the Shrug, and “the pass” (to Paxon in the 93 Finals).
April 25th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Just like you don’t hear too much about Isiah dropping 23 in the third quarter of the Finals on a busted ankle. They lost.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Ahh…I didn’t know it was Game 7. I thought it was like earlier in the Finals. Hype understood. I also think Magic starting center in 1980 is an amazing feat, 31 years and an HIV contraction later.
/ couldn’t help it
April 25th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I’m sure it’s because I was only 11 at the time, but “The Shrug” game was otherworldly to me. It’s what made Jordan JORDAN, in my mind.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
It was crazy watching it at the time. He just schooled everyone to keep control of the puck. I was yelling at the TV “Where the fuck is everyone!?!?!?!”
April 25th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I just looked at some of the video from the Hawks game last night. Kenny Albert is doing NHL play-by-play on Versus now? Also, sweet mother of Jesus did Hossa do all the work on that GWG in OT. He must have shaken 3 Canucks before getting it back to Hjalmarsson (love spelling that name) for the shot from the point. Benny did some great work just crashing the net.
no doubt. watching on tv…he stickhandles from the sideboards to mid ice. other cause and effect play was bolland’s blow-up hit on bickell’s goal. corey crawford is hawks mvp right now
April 25th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
What about it?
/team fuck Jordan
April 25th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
weird stats…3-0 since bolland’s back, 0-3 when john scott is a healthy scratch
April 25th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
And it received all of it’s deserved hype,even though the actual game came on tape delay. The big thing with Reed was everyone from that time knew the Knicks had no chance to win if Reed wasn’t playing. The Lakers had blown them out in Game 6 when he didn’t play and Wilt went off. Clyde has always said that Reed walking out of the locker room had an affect on the Knicks, Lakers, and the fans, and the Knicks had the game won from that point.
April 25th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
“When Willis Reed stood so tall, playing D with desire, its basketball!”