The Premier Basketball League Seems Fixed, But You Don’t Have To Take My Word For It
The Premier Basketball League is a 6-team minor league basketball league that held its championship series recently. The Rochester Razorsharks met the Lawton-Fort Sill Cavalry in the finals, but before I tell you how the game went, let me give you some background. The league’s Chairman of the Board, Dr. Severko Hrywnak, is also the president of the Razorsharks. Can you guess where this is going?
The Oklahoman has the details.
In the final game, Rochester had 43 free-throw chances to the Cavs’ 14, including an 18-1 edge after halftime.
In the series, Rochester had 132 free-throw tries to Lawton-Fort Sill’s 47. In the semifinals, Rochester had 299 free-throw shots to Quebec’s 128.
Even if I can’t legally say it, Lawton-Fort Still coach Michael Ray-Richardson will.
“In professional sports, you have winners and losers but to sit here and cheat our owners, who have put in close to a million dollars in four years in minor league basketball and to take it away from us like that wasn’t right,” Richardson said. “To cheat our owners is a disgrace to minor league sports.”
“The owner of the league owns the franchise in Rochester. It’s a joke,” Richardson said, also saying the referees were from Rochester.
The final game was called with less than a second remaining and Michael Ray-Richardson followed the referees off the court and may have needed to be restrained by his players. Don’t worry though, even though most of the teams have since resigned from the league because they feel like it might just be a little fixed, there’s still a happy ending.
The Lawton-Fort Sill team returned to the floor later and declared themselves league champions.
(Possible joke that didn’t make the cut: Not since Carrot Top has a Chairman of the Board been so incompetent.)
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April 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I didn’t realize so many commenters observed Good Friday.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Hmmm, usually the Shady McShady tag is reserved for a Duffy post.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Sounds a lot like that Lakers/KIngs series
/obvious response
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Derrick Rose sucks.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Balls, I don’t know about others, but our school spring break began today
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
DWade and the miami heat from the 2006 finals fail to see the problem
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Thank god Lawton-Fort Sill isn’t owned by Mark Cuban
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Lawton-Fort Still coach Michael Ray-Richardson
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April 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Not this guy. I got all the shit i needed to get done around the bar and now I’m boozing. I like my beers like I like my violence…..domestic!
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I didn’t realize so many commenters observed Good Friday.
I think we’ve got a good amount of Catholics in the comments (being the largest religious sect in the world will do that, I suppose) but I’m not sure what observing Good Friday has to do with not commenting? You’re just supposed to go to Mass and not eat, IIRC
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Imagine if Rochester played Duke
/brainsplosion
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
but I’m not sure what observing Good Friday has to do with not commenting? You’re just supposed to go to Mass and not eat, IIRC
most guys comment from work, and not elsewhere. And there’s nobody here commenting, so they must all be gone from work, ergo observing good Friday. I guess.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I don’t know dude. It was a joke. There’s just nobody here today.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Alot of people are off today from my understanding. Some people would rather do something like golf on their day off and not come around here when at work.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I was raised catholic, and for whatever reason we were supposed to stay away from TV’s, computers, anything technology related for a three hour period. Not sure if that has anything to do with it though.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I’m catholic and had a chicken sandwich for lunch. Oops.
April 22nd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
/spits
Sounds Islamic to me…
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I went to 12 years of Catholic Schools and I have never heard of that. the monotonous good friday mass and no meat is about all we did.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Long weekend
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I’m with arkbadger on that. Never heard of it. I can distill the Catholicness of my childhood into this sentence: I am the youngest of 10 kids.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Another cool thing about yesterday’s throwback Dodger-Braves game: all the food and drinks were half priced.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Might have been some weird wrinkle that was passed down in my family, I guess. Didn’t make a lot of sense to me.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I feel like the essence of Catholocism is that you teach your kids all this hardcore shit and stick to it until they’re old enough to think for themselves and then you just stop observing all the millions of traditions and just have the paranoia/guilt left over. So maybe we did that and I just forgot because being cut off from my TV/umbilical cord was too traumatic
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:23 PM
/fixed
//raised Catholic too
April 22nd, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Tommy Tuberville and The 2004 Auburn football team see no problems here.
April 23rd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
There were hundreds of people in the building who were fortrunate Micheal Ray Richardson didn’t kill somebody. Anybody. And isn’t it MICHEAL Ray and not MICHAEL? Hmmm. He should have said after the game “The league be sinking.”