/The More You Know’d

My roommate takes it. He wanted me to ask the doctors here about possible side effects. That is what they told me. It’s not bad for your health or anything, you just feel lethargic in the winter if you’re using it.

I guess I can’t help you then.

“Just soon as she go to the bathroom, n*gga I’m gonna holla at her

This must be Ben Roethlisberger’s favorite song.

“Just soon as she go to the bathroom, n*gga I’m gonna holla at her
A dog on the prowl when I’m walking through the mall

That statement is not as complicated as it appears on the surface. The only major difference between the way EPL and hockey keep track of points is that the tiebreaker in the EPL is aggregate goal differential. Virtually every soccer website features great tables which track all of this very neatly so that even the most casual fan can follow what’s happening.

I’m sorry, all I heard was this.

Those two lines crack me up when I hear them being sung.

What about the part when he says he’s a dog on the prawl when he’s walking through the mall? That’s also very funny in light of him liking to hump young girls.

That statement is not as complicated as it appears on the surface. The only major difference between the way EPL and hockey keep track of points is that the tiebreaker in the EPL is aggregate goal differential. Virtually every soccer website features great tables which track all of this very neatly so that even the most casual fan can follow what’s happening.

Nope, grab melatonin from your pharmacy.

Resets your sleep cycle in a couple of days, and knocks you out within half an hour of taking it. It’s also natural.

Also good for some fucked up vivid dreams

I crack up at T Pain in that song. “DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! 28′s!”

The moral of the story is cuff yo bitch cuz hey I’m black, handsome, I sing plus I’m rich.

That song is full of unintentionally funny lines. Me and my buddy used to recite it every time we were drunk.

This was the best though:

She be calling me daddy, and I be calling her mommy
She be calling you Kelly, when your name is Tommy

Oh, and:

Yeah, yeah homie you say she’s your girlfriend
But when I step up to her I’m gonna be like, “cousin”

Those two lines crack me up when I hear them being sung.

You take it half an hour before you want to fall asleep. It’ll knock you out.

ahh! take a nap now, wake up and then take it. hmm sounds like a plan. we’ll see.

Sometimes I’ll take a couple 3 mg’s and a Four Loko and just lie there content for a few minutes watching the news masturbating until they all mix together.

No matter what you win.

im a little confused though. If I take some now and for the next few days, it will get me sleeping at night again?

You take it half an hour before you want to fall asleep. It’ll knock you out.

Watch for banders on the next episode of Intervention

I live my life a quarter-hour at a time.

/ listens to I’m a Flirt Remix

I crack up at T Pain in that song. “DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! 28′s!”

The moral of the story is cuff yo bitch cuz hey I’m black, handsome, I sing plus I’m rich.

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April 21st, 2011 at 12:29 PM
im a little confused though. If I take some now and for the next few days, it will get me sleeping at night again?

I was making a joke earlier (sort of. I mean, I do wish those things were in the pictures but I also didn’t have any hope for them) but I agree with you. Their airbrushing is ridiculous