Sergio Ramos Drops the Copa Del Rey, 3 People Run Over at McDonald’s & Weird Al Does Lady Gaga
Olivia Munn … man attacks woman at divorce hearing … Sergio Ramos, showing off his abs … swarm of bees kills elderly couple … video from Jalen Rose’s arrest … your iphone or ipad is tracking every move you make … watch these people skydive in slow motion … Russian hockey announcer or model? … this minor league bullpen looks like fun … sounds like a solid performance by Dave Chappelle in San Fran … Cardinals fan with a 4:20 jersey …
The finger injury Arizona’s Derrick Williams suffered in late January? A broken finger. Yes, he played the final two months with a broken finger. [Citizen]
We’re not 20 games into a 162-game marathon and this guy is really drinking the Cleveland Indians’ kool-aid. [News-Herald]
I know everyone is spent on Cam Newton … but I found the use of “scrub” in this headline comical. [JS Online]
Remember how good of a prospect Brandon Wood was? [OC Register]
You don’t want to be that “cool coach” who gives beer to his players. [LA Weekly]
Not sure how he’s got Pennington over Sanchez at QB, but otherwise, this isn’t bad at all. Guess he forgot how great of a deal it was to move up and grab him. [ESPN NY]
The Coyotes were swept by the Red Wings, and now everyone waits to see when the franchise is moving back to Canada. [Republic]
Dane Fife used to play at Indiana, and he was recently coaching at IPFW. Now, he’s going to be an assistant at Michigan State. [Fort Wayne Gazette]
More chatter regarding “it’s time to pick a new position for Joe Mauer.” [Star-Trib]
Court deposition statement leads to this headline: Did the Cubs throw the 1918 World Series? [AP]
Here’s Weird Al’s new song that shreds Lady Gaga. And here’s the backstory.
When you’re a soccer player and you’ve really got to go … [via Hot Clicks]
A fight broke out in the parking lot of a McDonald’s that was trying to hire people. At the 1:00 mark, terrifying, three people are run over. Fortunately, they all survived. [via Plain Dealer]
Watch Sergio Ramos drop the Copa Del Ray … and then watch the bus run over it. [Real Madrid]
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April 21st, 2011 at 8:13 AM
Speak for yourself. People who eat at McDonald’s ought to be run over, and people who fight in public ought to be run over, and that’s all that really can be said.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:18 AM
We’re not 20 games into a 162-game marathon and this guy is really drinking the Cleveland Indians’ kool-aid.
dude the indians are so going to the super bowl this year.
/baseball is boring
//to tribe
April 21st, 2011 at 8:18 AM
bubba that’s radical. you a pacifist health nut? a vegan who only fights at home?
April 21st, 2011 at 8:20 AM
Not sure how he’s got Pennington over Sanchez at QB, but otherwise, this isn’t bad at all. Guess he forgot how great of a deal it was to move up and grab him.
you mean how great of a deal it was for the browns to move back and get Alex Mack?
/sanchez sucks
April 21st, 2011 at 8:28 AM
TBL, Weird Al Yankovic has no place on this site. Please don’t do that again.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:31 AM
Caps win! Caps win! Caps win!
April 21st, 2011 at 8:33 AM
You live into your 90′s and then you are killed by bees. That sucks.
/bees can suck it
//deathly allergic
April 21st, 2011 at 8:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklUAoZ6KxY
you’re a terrorist if you don’t think that’s funny.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:39 AM
did TBL google “Olivia Munn huge head” for that pic?
/not sullying Ms. Munn in any way
April 21st, 2011 at 8:40 AM
why do you gotta put small pox in our firewater?
dick.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:44 AM
You have left Mr.Moore stunned.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Does IPFW count as a mid-major? I suppose so, but it’s on the lower end of the scale. Does that means Fife’s next move to a better mid-major or a major program?
April 21st, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Weird Al’s Amish Paradise is outstanding.
I’d say the 49′ers have less place on TBL (jokes, have no NFL team where I am, this is just jealousy)
April 21st, 2011 at 8:46 AM
I’ll go ahead and bookmark this page for when the Jets are 2-0 next fall and we are swamped with “JETS TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!1!!!” talk.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Go Jets!
April 21st, 2011 at 8:48 AM
man attacks woman at divorce hearing
files this away into the never get married folder
April 21st, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Pussy IS the anchor
April 21st, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Weird Al is an upper echelon hack, up there with Gallagher and Larry the Cable Guy.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:50 AM
The Jets are going down on 9/11.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Seriously? Jim Hogg County?
April 21st, 2011 at 8:54 AM
well, the jets are super bowl contenders to begin with, having been to the AFC title game two years in a row … the Indians are projected to win 70 or 80 games, tops.
but that reminds me – i must do a jets schedule post!
April 21st, 2011 at 8:57 AM
No!!!!!!!!!
If you’re going to do one team, you should at least do them all. I think a certain writer on this site would do very well at this.
/lights the Lisk signal
April 21st, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I have sympathy for the actual hockey fans in the desert. The deal with Hulsizer, as reported, is bad for taxpayers, but so is not having a main tenant in a $400M facility.
Going to an be interesting couple weeks leading up to a resolution.
April 21st, 2011 at 8:59 AM
man attacks woman at divorce hearing
files this away into the never get married folder
TBF, it doesn’t take just marriage for them to attack you…Woman arrested after hitting boyfriend with piggy bank
April 21st, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Because Pennington’s Jets career > Sanchez’s Jets career to this point
Pretty simple, really.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Chad just fist pumped after reading this and his arm fell off.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:03 AM
You didn’t do that on purpose right?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:05 AM
/Bin Laden’d
April 21st, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Ryan Miller is amazing.
Also, if Richards get suspended I give up on hockey. 5 minute major my ass.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Random question (and speaking of football), does anyone here remember the football pool that Maxim magazine ran on their website a few years back? They don’t do it anymore, and I haven’t been able to find anything online that does it the same way since…
April 21st, 2011 at 9:06 AM
/too soon’d?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Well I certainly did not schedule the Jets to play that day.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:07 AM
anyone who makes fun of Lady Gaga is OK in my book.
wow, that’s a lot of hatred for Weird Al.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Did someone say Jets schedule post?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:09 AM
CJ, I don’t think there is any way Richards is suspended. The 5 minute penalty was sufficient. Kaleta sold it well.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:09 AM
It’s clear that I’m going to be involved in a fight at somepoint today.
/sharpens blade
April 21st, 2011 at 9:10 AM
didn’t picture you as one of lady gaga’s little monsters.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Article in PGH paper on suspensions.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
There’s a lot more behind this argyle sweater than people know.
/actually has an argyle sweater on today.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Seriously? Jim Hogg County?
It’s not a place you ever want to visit, because there’s nothing there. That whole area is just lousy with killer bees, too.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Does anyone else have an irrational hate of Olivia Munn? Or is it a rational hate a la Cameron Diaz? In any event, I hate Olivia Munn. Why is her head so big? Why is her voice so annoying?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
God forbid someone elbow Carcillo, HE’d get the penalty for it.
/my ears are still fuming from last night
April 21st, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I want to make the babies with her. I find her intoxicating.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I thought the officials from the Flyers – Sabres game missed a fantastic game.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
anyone know what the proper protocol is when someone uses ear buds as desktop speakers to listen to their 70′s r&b, while humming off key/off beat while at work?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
It really was a shame they had to miss it, the 3rd period especially was some fantastic hockey.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
That’s a joke right? I mean, I’m all for MexiGod love, but c’mon.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:15 AM
/fixed for bitter Flyers fans
April 21st, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I kind of dont like her, only because I have no idea why she is famous or who she is.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:17 AM
This should work
April 21st, 2011 at 9:17 AM
My wife will subscribe to your newsletter. I just find her unfunny.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Does anyone else have an irrational hate of Olivia Munn? Or is it a rational hate a la Cameron Diaz? In any event, I hate Olivia Munn. Why is her head so big? Why is her voice so annoying?
I really, really don’t think she’s funny. Past that, I can’t get enough of her. But if she’s trying to be funny, I don’t want to look.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
So she hasn’t passed that “made it” threshold where she would be skanky to get naked?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
CJ: Here’s why she’s famous…
She also can be funny sometimes; usually not when she’s on the Daily Show though.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
She’s a bi-racial nerd goddess, who used the nerd heat she garnered from co-hosting G4′s Attack of the Show to score a role on an appallingly awful sitcom. She’s like Jenny McCarthy, only funnier with smaller boobs but a better-looking face. And the audience she catered to was probably less socially gifted but also more tolerable to be in a room with.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
You got it!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Seriously? Jim Hogg County?
Jim’s daughter’s name was Ima. No bullshit.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I certainly wish I had never heard her speak, but I do find her quite attractive. so is her head really that big? I thought it was just another case of TBL’s masterful photography.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:20 AM
I like how one Flyer fan speaks ill of Kaleta within 10 comments or so of another defending the good name of Dan Carcillo.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
That’s it, now the gloves are coming off.
Jenny McCarthy >>>> everyone else
April 21st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
She’s a bi-racial nerd goddess, who used the nerd heat she garnered from co-hosting G4′s Attack of the Show to score a role on an appallingly awful sitcom.
you forgot how laugh-haltingly-bad she is on The Daily Show. And how she completely sabotaged the career of Morgan Webb by being hotter, wearing less clothes, and more willing to kiss other girls on G4.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I certainly wish I had never heard her speak, but I do find her quite attractive. so is her head really that big? I thought it was just another case of TBL’s masterful photography.
Yeah… I was following her on twitter for awhile.. but she just seemed pretty full of herself most of the time rather than funny. Half of her tweets could have ended up on @humblebrag. As far as looks though… she’s right in my wheelhouse.. kind of that hot girl-next-door type.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Please, she wasn’t even the best set of boobs to slink around the set of Singled Out.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
so is her head really that big?
I just watched that video Ark posted and her head appears much smaller when she has longer hair. Although, I only glimpsed at her head for a second. I was watching the hips. Her voice is still annoying.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I just watched that video Ark posted
veterans… they get all the credit sometimes.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
That is a fantastic point.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I would find her much more attractive if she would lose the crazy.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
/calls the Feds to check Sanders’ computer for illegal downloads
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Oh, I never said I thought she was funny, just funnier than Jenny McCarthy.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Please, she wasn’t even the best set of boobs to slink around the set of Singled Out.
is sportsgal here? Because just the idea of Kari Wuhrer is going to get me aroused. Wow, is that chick sexy. I once saw some awful, awful, kidnap/rape/horror/highway movie she got naked in. It made me wish I had an Oscar vote.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I just lost a ton of respect for you.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I agree with Lavvy
April 21st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
come on, Banders. you know the only appropriate metric to measure qb’s against one another is jersey sales.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Sorry, ATL. all you Southerners are the same.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
You say it like it’s a bad thing.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Go ahead, so long as I stay out of California I’m all good. Just can’t work for the government. Or any other entity who has a superbly thorough background check.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Why the daily show decided to hire her I will never know. Certainly the most perplexing decision in that shows history. Jon Stewart messed up with that one. Her comedic timing and delivery is all wrong.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Gaga is actually a smart woman (man?) – she markets herself very well and caters to a specific group of people but I can see how its easy to hate on a public figure. Point is, she’s not a Britney Spears type of artist, she actually has some sense and awareness. It also helps that her music is super catchy. She’s very articulate if you read about her.
Man, what’s with people fighting at fast food lots? I’m sorry, but I think people who get into fights over these kinda things (re: nothing) are fucking retarded. Ditto for people who get into fights to try to prove themselves or cause “someobody talked shit”. If you’re a grown man and filming fights at McDonald’s while yelling “yeahhh! beat dat bitch up!” (like that other moron did in the pregnant lady fight), someone needs to give you a slap. I have no patience or sympathy for fucktards who waste thier life away.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Because just the idea of Kari Wuhrer is going to get me aroused.
/google image search…
//she looks like she’s naughty
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Listen buddy, noone’s defending anyone’s ‘good name’, if youd seen the fucking game last night you’d know what I’m talking about. He gets fucking double teamed and dropped to the ice and gets a penalty called on him. No matter who you are that, that is horseshit.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Oh, I never said I thought she was funny, just funnier than Jenny McCarthy.
there was nothing worse than Jenny McCarthy when she thought she’d nailed a joke (and the accompanying funny face squinch). So full of herself.
I got confused, though, because Kari Wuhrer was on Remote Control, not singled out.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Cameron Diaz annoys me, too. was a fan during the Mask and in the immediate aftermath, but not so much (read: at all) since then
April 21st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Kari Wuhrer and Krista Allen. Truly the golden age of Skinemax.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Unbelieveably hot with dark hair. Don’t find her attractive as a blonde.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
no doubt she’s smart, and talented, her public persona is grating at this point. seriously, not allowing weird al to make a parody of your music for his album. get the fuck over yourself.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Kari Wuhrer and Krista Allen. Truly the golden age of Skinemax.
and Julie Strain.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
//she looks like she’s naughty
Kari Wuhrer was a dirty Teri Hatcher.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Serena Altschul was always my MTV favorite. And she even had a hint of class.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Olivia Munn, more like Olivia Man amiright?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
To be fair. Most women fall into this category.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Sorry, ATL. all you Southerners are the same.
Ouch. I’d take offense to that if I hadn’t lived in the Midwest for 25 years. I’m not going to start using the phrase y’all anytime soon. Nor am I going to keep bring up something that happened 150 years ago.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
What a rack.
/pours one out for Shannon Tweed
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Anybody catch any of RSL/Monterey last night? Monterey scored, and then pulled their 2 best players as if to say “That’s all we need, we’re good.” RSL wound up getting the away tie, and now they are looking good to be the first MLS team to win the CONACAF Champions League since 2000.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I work for the feds; they never performed a background check on me in my hiring process. there’s nothing to find, but they probably should have done it anyway.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
well sometimes comments just land perfectly
April 21st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
When the officials wouldn’t come over to the bench when he called for them to after the game, I thought Laviolette was seriously going to start tossing things on the ice. Never seen him that pissed (at someone other than one of his own players) since he’s been the Flyers coach.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I still maintain she was really doing that guy in Night Eyes 3.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Disagree. At least more recently you have hardwood flooring.
/SG is going to kill us for starting this up
April 21st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
lol
April 21st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I remember her cameo in Liar Liar.
/ drools
April 21st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Cameron Diaz annoys me, too. was a fan during the Mask and in the immediate aftermath, but not so much (read: at all) since then
Cameron Diaz has not aged well in my opinion. Her looks really fell off after she did that chic flick with Julia Roberts. She peaked at like 25.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Ha!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Gawd, I loved Remote Control. Best show ever on MTV.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Strength in numbers, I guess.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Not that anyone here cares, but it is “Copa del Rey” with an e, not an a. It means “the Kings Cup”. Unless they have been playing for some guy named Ray all along and I never got it til now.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Eh, I have a friend who works in HR who I’ve had do some background checks on me just to check. Most of the time, it never comes up. It’s just in the system. If I ever decide to apply for a job at a place that does large-scale background checks I’ll have to fly out to California and get it taken care of. I just don’t want to play the travel/legal fees. And neither, apparently, did the authorities, which shows you how large a threat I am.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
if youd seen the fucking game last night you’d know what I’m talking about. He gets fucking double teamed and dropped to the ice and gets a penalty called on him.
CJ, I watched the game last night. Dan Carcillo is one of the worst divers in the NHL, the league would be much better off with him not in it. He’s more than earned the reputation he has with the league’s officials.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I said the same thing when I moved down here. let me guess, you will never be “fixin” to do something either.
your time is coming…
April 21st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Gawd, I loved Remote Control. Best show ever on MTV.
are you so nostalgic that you even DVR’ed Colin Quinn’s one man broadway show and got through half of it before turning it off? I am.
Seriously, that’s my favorite game show ever, even moreso than Match Game.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
she is the definition of looking rode hard and put up wet.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Poor Henrik… especially after making a spectacular save in the 1st OT on Ovechkin’s breakaway.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I work for the feds; they never performed a background check on me in my hiring process. there’s nothing to find, but they probably should have done it anyway.
Background checks are just criminal records/credit checks, right? Or do the Feds go around questioning your old neighbors and checking up on your internet history? I’ve never even given a thought about having a background check, simply because my only official run in with the police has been a warning for speeding.
/will probably get pulled over tonight
April 21st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Does anyone else have an irrational hate of Olivia Munn? Or is it a rational hate a la Cameron Diaz? In any event, I hate Olivia Munn. Why is her head so big? Why is her voice so annoying?
She add no value to The Daily Show and is not sunny at all.
Speaking of irrational hatred, why do women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt so much? When I mention her name to some of my female friends, the fangs come out. I don’t get it?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I was always partial to Studs.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
No, but I did buy some bootleg DVDs off EBay a few years ago…the quality on them is horrendous, but I’ve watched them all a cpl of times.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Shannon Tweed is on that Mount Rushmore
April 21st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Great tits.
+1 bedazzled, cardboard heart to you
April 21st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Speaking of irrational hatred, why do women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt so much? When I mention her name to some of my female friends, the fangs come out. I don’t get it?
Because she’s relatively skinny, has a nice rack, and a cute face. Women always hate women they find more attractive then they are.
/huge generalization’d
April 21st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
exsqueeze me, ATL is not a Southerner. not enough intellectually stimulating conversation down here for him to claim true citizenship.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
There are lists of “associates” or “acquaintances” on your background check. It’s usually people you’ve shared an address with. And all the neighboring addresses of all your past residences are on there, as well as bankruptcy filings, liens, criminal case history, etc.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
She’d have to be Washington. I mean the woman got Gene Simmons to marry her. That vag has to be good.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I’m not going to lie, Weird Al Yankovic put on the best concert I’ve ever seen. Just a great, great performer.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
No, but I did buy some bootleg DVDs off EBay a few years ago…the quality on them is horrendous, but I’ve watched them all a cpl of times.
among my least cost effective moves ever was buying bad VHS tapes of Mr Show with Bob and David for 100 dollars on ebay less than a year before it became available on DVD for half the price.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
/fixed
April 21st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Sorry – didn’t see jck49 beat me to it re: Tweed
April 21st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
exsqueeze me, ATL is not a Southerner. not enough intellectually stimulating conversation down here for him to claim true citizenship.
ha… nice memory. And for the record, I talk about NASCAR all the time.
/nope
//cars driving in circles… fuck yeah!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
not sure if they can do credit checks for the hiring process anymore, or there’s some law they are trying to put into place to make it irrelevant to the ability to perform a job, something like that.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I was always partial to Studs.
It was such a train wreck, but immensely entertaining. I bet Mark DeCarlo was a real life pimp.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I see. Youre saying he deserves to get clocked and have phantom penalties called on him. Awesome!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Crisis averted! Lady Gaga never nixed Weird Al’s parody after all. According to Al:
“Gaga loves the song.
I’m thrilled on many levels to hear this, because 1) I truly respect
and admire Gaga as an artist and it pained me to think of her as having
less than a great sense of humor, and 2) it means I GET TO PUT OUT MY
ALBUM!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:41 AM
/huge fact
/fixed
Oh, I know. I was just protecting myself from some CJ/SG hate.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
RIP Ken Ober.
/Wuhrer>Jenny>Munn>Tranny GaGa
April 21st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Where’s Spence. He must have had a good 4/20.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Oh, I know. I was just protecting myself from some CJ/SG hate.
Are you saying CJ and SG are not skinny and don’t have big racks?
/obtuse
//fanning the flames
April 21st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Not positive, but I think it depends on the job. If it’s something where you have access to company cash/funding or a company credit card, they may be able to. In any case, if you have filed for bankruptcy or have defaulted on anything, that’ll pop up.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Depends on the job. My brother was a fed insurance fraud investigator (he could carry a gun on a plane) and they interviewed me before they hired him. Nothing exciting, is he a terrorist, does he hate the government, blah blah.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
That’s right. My wife works for a bank and I believe they did one on her.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I’ve scheduled my Richard Petty Driving Experience at Daytona for a Saturday in May. I’m jacked up.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:46 AM
April 21st, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I see. Youre saying he deserves to get clocked and have phantom penalties called on him. Awesome!
Ha. That’s not what I said. I’m saying he has a reputation as a diver, which is well deserved, so referees typically don’t give him the benefit of the doubt. They don’t like to be shown up.
Bigger issue for the Flyers is the health of Carter, he drives a lot of the offense.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:47 AM
At the very least I know the military does a credit check on you before you can enlist, at least in officers school and above.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
My brother was a fed insurance fraud investigator (he could carry a gun on a plane) and they interviewed me before they hired him. Nothing exciting, is he a terrorist, does he hate the government, blah blah.
I wonder how many times, in the thousands of times that question has been asked, that the respondent answered: “yeah, that guy is a terrorist, and he hates the goverment.” Sort of like back in the day, when the ticket agent at the airport asks if you’ve let your bag out of sight, etc. Like anyone would say yes so they could go through the hassle of having it screened extra.
/just flew last weekend
//airport security is a joke
April 21st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
TBL – is the autoplay here to stay?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
TBL – is the autoplay here to stay?
don’t you want to learn how to pick up digits?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Yes, yes he does.
One thing I’ve noticed in the playoffs so far is a HUGE bias toward the home team. The tying goal last night by the ‘Ning came after Ryan Malone tripped a Pens player attempting to shoot, then after play moved to the other end they cross-checked Niskanen to the ice and Lovejoy into Fleury while Bergenheim got the rebound.
Last night’s game also included three of the worst goaltender interference calls I’ve seen (two that were called – one each way – that weren’t, and one that wasn’t called against TB).
April 21st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Cause girls like to hate. JLH was legit one of the hottest women in the planet in her prime and she has everything (legs, body, chest, face, smile, etc).
April 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
“They gave me gonorrhea!”
“They? The government?”
April 21st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Adblock. Adblock. Adblock.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Actually, the huge generalization is that all men think all women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt. None of us care enough about her to hate her. I find her slightly annoying but not enough to put energy into hating her.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
not sure if they can do credit checks for the hiring process anymore, or there’s some law they are trying to put into place to make it irrelevant to the ability to perform a job, something like that.
as a fed you can lose your security clearance for bad credit, which will cost you your job as well. i know that much.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
damn, that sucks. I used to have a couple roommates that were fucking losers. or at least turned into one.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
At least it looks like Pronger’s starting Friday, so there’s that
April 21st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I’d just like to listen to music without background noise inbetween songs or during quieter parts.
no can do at work.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
one of the people who has commented on this post will debut as a writer on this site tomorrow.
he’ll be doing 5 pieces for a particular sport. i will not ruin the surprise, but i think you will enjoy it/him.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Who’s the one woman you hate the most, SG? Also, name a hot woman you really like….
April 21st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I think women above the age 40 like JLH. They love the Ghost Whisperer.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Get better friends. I heart J-Love.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:53 AM
that’s still hating on her – you’re trying to downplay her importance/hotness, when in fact, she is bloody smokin. She’s worth hating on more than Brooklyn Decker though.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Brent Seabrook and his scrambled eggs would like to remind the officials who wore the home sweaters in game 3 then.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Agree they are unbearable, but what outdated browser is your company currently using?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
airport security is a joke
in what way?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
HOCKEY!!
April 21st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Ouch, dude. Chris Hardwick may have let himself go, but that’s not nice.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Hoes of the week! by SG and CJ
/ runs every friday
Do you guys not get Good Friday off in the states? Weird.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:55 AM
yeah… i really think they should staff TSA with former law enforcement/military that are trained specifically for that sort of thing.
I passed security in Austin and Lehigh Valley International two weeks ago and both screeners were over 55, overweight, didn’t ask me any questions and looked bored out of their minds.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Internet Explorer.
/web browser snobs explode in 3…2…
April 21st, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I don’t sit here and make a list in my head of women I don’t like. I think Blake Lively is gorgeous but some of her dresses are horrible. Same with January Jones. I love Heidi Klum from the super model set. I think Bar is beautiful. Is that a good enough list for you?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:56 AM
go on….
No that’s very cool TBL. Interesting to see what they will be covering.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:56 AM
One thing I’ve noticed in the playoffs so far is a HUGE bias toward the home team.
I’m not sure it’s that or whether it’s more of a lack consistency across officials combined with a clear message from the league office.
Some referee’s call the games similar to a regular season game, while others put the whistles away. See Rangers vs. Capitals last night as an example, the only penalties in OT were delay of game and too many men. There could easily have been a couple more calls.
In terms of the Pens/TB game, I watched substantially all of it, didn’t look like there was much of an advantage to either team. St Louis could have been called for the cross check on Niskanen, but very few refs are ever going to make that call in that situation.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Ha! You realize how many TSA agents there are, right?
April 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
damn, that sucks. I used to have a couple roommates that were fucking losers. or at least turned into one.
their not interested in those people, they’re interested in you.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Pft, are you on a 56k modem too?
/ 90s knowledge
April 21st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
It’s one of the pseudo holidays that half the country gets off. Like MLK Day and Veterans Day.
The stock market is closed, so I have it off, and I’m going skiing. Can’t wait.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
i dont know anyone who doesn’t like Jennifer Love Hewitt
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jlh-1203.jpg
April 21st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Yup, IT only just updated us to IE8 a few weeks ago. We’re really behind…considering we still have XP.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
The ONLY commenter that deserves to write about hockey is Geeez. He’s the most knowledgeable.
April 21st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
yup, and there’s plenty of unemployed vets who would probably be great at the job.
i just have declining confidence in the needle in a haystack methodology of screening when there are more effective and efficient ways to screen passengers.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I have yet to use chrome but I’ve heard its a mind blowing experience compared to Firefox/IE.
/ realizes we’re talking about browsers here
April 21st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
The return of BBoB!
/drinks and flows
April 21st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
in what way?
I could go on a rant that would take 3 hours, but I’m sure most don’t want to be bored with that. I just don’t really think that airport security makes going to the airport/flying any appreciably safer for the hassle you have to go through. If someone wants to do bad things, they’re going to find a way to do it. What’s to stop something like what happened in that Russian airport from happening here. There’s literally hundreds of people that wait in line for security at the ATL airport. Some terrorist could easily just fill a wine bottle with plastic explosives, get up to the security checkpoint where they inform him that he has to throw it out. He then dumps it, clears security, hops on a plane to his country, and 30 minutes later his little bomb goes off and kills hundreds. Also, have you seen most TSA agents?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
If Garland wrote something about hockey I’d read it.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
yeah… i really think they should staff TSA with former law enforcement/military that are trained specifically for that sort of thing.
they’re an exact representation of the 20k/year workforce and their are thousands of them.
at a time of national budget cuts, i doubt you’re getting a better force for the same price…
April 21st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I just upgraded to IE9 on my work computer, and I like it a lot. It’s pretty obvious that they copied Chrome.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I want one.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I’m still using the free AOL cd’s.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
But banks and (most) Courts are open, so it’s not a true business holiday. Plus, the mail is delivered.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
You know better than that.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
The ONLY commenter that deserves to write about hockey is Geeez. He’s the most knowledgeable.
Thanks SG.
If Garland wrote something about hockey I’d read it.
I would too.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
OK him too. One of the Canadians.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
then the security checkpoints will be pushed back to outside the terminals and some other process, like being dropped off a quarter mile away, walking to the gate with clear or mesh travel bags and being submitted to a full and complete background check when purchasing tickets with your pre-approved TSA credit card and national ID.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
/ internet connecting phone line sound: keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
April 21st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
30 minutes? that’s pretty risky to show up to the airport with only a 30 minute window to clear security before takeoff. specifically, Jet Blue starts boarding 30 minutes before takeoff.
also, I’m pretty sure the FBI and CIA just started monitoring this thread.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
But most schools have the day off. Like I said, a pseudo-holiday.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
holy shit, someone check on TBL quick. someone using his name just linked to a picture of an attractive chick not in an awkward pose.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Speed and cost will always outweigh safety when it comes to air travel. Have you heard about some of the stories about who they have flying some of the planes these days? It’s economics.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
awesome.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
How sweep it is. Great night of hockey last night.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
then the security checkpoints will be pushed back to outside the terminals and some other process, like being dropped off a quarter mile away, walking to the gate with clear or mesh travel bags and being submitted to a full and complete background check when purchasing tickets with your pre-approved TSA credit card and national ID.
Sounds fun. Also, the exact same thing could happen no matter where the security lines are. Pretty soon the TSA will just be posted right outside your front door. They’ll need to screen you before you can leave your home and interact with society.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Racist.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Well you did say you work for the goverment.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Rihanna as Carrot Top.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
30 minutes? that’s pretty risky to show up to the airport with only a 30 minute window to clear security before takeoff. specifically, Jet Blue starts boarding 30 minutes before takeoff.
I think you missed my point there… fine.. make it 3 hours.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
yay freedom!
April 21st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
How sweep it is. Great night of hockey last night.
Other than in Nashville, not sure what the heck is going on with Rinne, couple really soft goals last night.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Very nice.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Very random question TBL, but what is your background country? Trinidad?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
it amazes me that companies where nearly 100% of the work being done is on computers (like mine) are still using old ass equipment. let me tell you, shutting my computer down 5-10 times a day really adds to my productivity.
/ignores all time spent on internet all day in relation to productivity.
that’s funny. is it too late to cancel my order for the four 20 jersey pictured above?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
It would be nice if the the best series happening in the Western Conference was on TV. I’d tune in for a game or two.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
well then, you made yourself a well-timed bomb out of a wine bottle and some explozive fluids then.
/waves to Director Pinetta
April 21st, 2011 at 10:11 AM
As a recent 9-5er, I’m still amazed at the fact that pretty much everyone works and surfs the internet simultaneously, I rarely see people completely working for periods longer than 15 minutes.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
As a recent 9-5er, I’m still amazed at the fact that pretty much everyone works and surfs the internet simultaneously, I rarely see people completely working for periods longer than 15 minutes.
I’m convinced that’s at least 40% of the reason why economy went to shit.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:14 AM
The Hef Chronicles are coming back? Because I gotta say, those sucked.
/old school’d
April 21st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
This is why I thank God I wasnt a working adult 20 years ago. I guess back then people wasted time buy getting up, walking around and talking to people, or reading the paper.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Actually, a study just came out that those people who do surf the internet at work (not all day though, like some of us) tend to be more productive. They don’t burn out.
/saw it on the news, it must be true
//too lazy to google an article that supports this
April 21st, 2011 at 10:17 AM
funny, Ark.
mom: Guyana
dad: Dominica
you probably have to look those up on a map. but when i was single, i’d make it easy: “From the Caribbean.” ladies ate that up.
and no, it’s not Hockey.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I thought back in the 60′s people wasted time by drinking and smoking.
/runs
April 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
as someone who reads the intel reports from airports, TSA agents do a pretty good job at finding threats.
it’s a shitty job. they don’t make much and you deal with people on edge all day long. you’re expected to tell them bad news most of the time, which makes them hate you even more for making their flying experience such a hassle. cut em some slack.
the airport could detect 100% of all threats if everyone was willing to make sacrifices. however, because everyone is so sensitive about their privacy/time/health (rightfully so) certain sacrifices are made to specific risks are accepted.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Purged.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
they talk about their TP reports.
/obligatory Office Space joke
April 21st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Yeah right. Do you know how much shit I buy online when I’m at work? I barely did any shopping at all when I was laid off and on my computer all day.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I can see that. I tend to TBL surf and work mostly till Ballin, and then am super productive the rest of the day after I get my basketball fix.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Because you looked at your coverage of basketball, football, baseball, soccer, UFC, and golf and decided, hey I know what needs more coverage… umm…. cricket??
April 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Cool, nope, I’ve heard of both…lot of Guyanese people in Toronto. Just wondering cause everyone seems to think you’re Indian, but I had a feeling you were from the Caribbean. I’m now picturing you listening to Soca music.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I assumed Intern Bill lost all his money at the craps table and was back to rebuild the bankroll.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Especially in the cereal aisle.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I’m the old one, dummy. Not CJ.
Is it really that difficult keep the TWO females that comment on here on a regular basis straight?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
yeah, the internet is completely and totally distracting, especially when i have to run and analyze reports on sales figures.
i’d much rather be witty and entertained then sorting through excel sheets with 10,000+ lines for YTD sales.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I always liked BBOB’s “Preposterous Notions” where Irish would always comment first sarcastically saying “Good post”.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
This, TBL.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
/pours one out for v4l and guiness girl
April 21st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
If it’s NASCAR I’m going to be pissed.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I’ll never understand not being able to multitask. If I didn’t read the comments here and check things like fantasy sports or read the news, I’d go nuts in my office. I see other people in my office maybe twice a week.
If you surf, you’re probably computer savvy. Since most of my work is done via Excel or proprietary software, it’s better for my employer that I’m able to do all of these things collectively. I think they’d be losing more opportunity costs if I were defunct when it came to the computer because it would take me that much longer to do what I’m tasked with.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Now that I think about it, I bet it is. In which case we should just all talk about hockey there.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Maybe it will be a college football writer who actually likes college football.
/no bannin
April 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
What? really?
/flips through diary
my apologies.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Who doesn’t know how to surf though – grandmas surf, they’re not computer savvy. If you don’t know how to surf the internet, you shouldn’t be using a computer to do your major tasks in the first place.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I think I have four or five years on her.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I guess we know where Bubba stands on the “personal liberties vs. societal health prioritization” issue
/slightly left of Big Brother
April 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I think ty likes college football, I really do.
He just shares TBLs point of view that things should be changed because they want them to change, regardless of logistics or external forces.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I thought we Jamaicans held the patent on industriousness and being enterprising. Kudos Jason on your success. With this information on your background, I now know the new sports topic to be discussed: cricket.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
You’d be surprised at how some of the things you think are simple and take for granted are difficult for people maybe 10 years old than you, karma.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
no way GodsOfTheGridiron is being resurrected. TBL would have none of this.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
He wasn’t being sarcastic, believe it or not.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Wait what kind of Indian is that, then???
/Bulldog’d
//Please don’t ban me
April 21st, 2011 at 10:39 AM
This.
April 21st, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I’m confused though – didnt TBL vacation in the Maldives or something and said he had family there?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:49 AM
He probably does, a lot of Guyanese are of Indian descent. A lot of English-speaking Caribbean islands have natives of Indian descent. It has a lot to do with England ruling over most of the region.
/The more you know
April 21st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
dad: Dominica
I was just in Dominica on a cruise and had a chance to snorkel on Champagne Beach. Awesome Coral Reef!