The Roundup: College Pitcher Strikes Out 21, Epic Rally by San Jose & Karina Smirnoff in Playboy
Minka Kelly … Gerard Pique and Shakira are still going strong … sounds like Pitt’s Ashton Gibbs is staying in the draft … gotta love this URL … is a 14-year-old the future of the tea party? … not allowed to play freeze tag? … the US is only the 12th happiest country in the world? … an air traffic controller debacle – involving Michelle Obama … finally, positive unemployment stats … on book reviews … I don’t think this jerk learned his lesson, do you? … here are the NSFW photos of Brad Penny’s fiance, Karina Smirnoff, in Playboy …
College pitcher strikes out 21. [Whptv]
Here’s a solid piece from Gene Wojciechowski on why the NCAA needs to be blown up. [ESPN]
So, what’s the deal with these chips? And when won’t there be drama surrounding Auburn? [Postgame]
LA Kings race to 4-0 lead, lose 6-5 in overtime to San Jose. [LA Times]
Can poker pros really earn $1,000 an hour teaching poker? [Expert Insights via Michelle Steele]
I wonder who this former member of the Packers is that is already broke. [National Football Post]
It won’t happen, but if this latest Bob Knight controversy ends with him leaving ESPN, that would be fantastic. [Courier-Journal]
Photos of NBA players who can’t believe they were called for a foul. [MTV.com]
What would it take to make Chris Paul a Bobcat? Start with a detailed plan, some luck, and a rosary. [Observer]
Will we see more favoritism tonight toward NBA stars? [Denver Post]
Mike Lupica is going to host a radio show. Try to contain your excitement. [NYDN]
Blackhawks save face, finally win a game against Vancouver. [Sun-Times]
Remember when Evan Turner crossed up D Wade in the regular season?
D Wade got him back Monday night.
Jack Edwards used to work at ESPN. Now, he’s a hockey homer for the Bruins. [via Fang's Bites]
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April 20th, 2011 at 8:05 AM
Ho.
/keeping up appearances
April 20th, 2011 at 8:06 AM
This is a winning# video playlist of Esquire’s 50 songs every man should be listening to. The music is not the reason it’s awesome.
/and no, I haven’t watched the whole thing through – would take too long.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:08 AM
Where’s Jersey with the Leopard roar? Besides, need to tell him sorry about taking his boy Gabe in the Mock Draft.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:15 AM
I can’t stop looking at the Brooklyn Decker post from yesterday!!! Fucking perfection.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
This is a tough one. The answer is no.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:28 AM
I love how this is all about Auburn when there are lines like this scattered throughout the story – A few months earlier, Ross says he passed along his chips to some University of Alabama student-athletes.
Congrats, it’s a story about the placebo effect.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
sorry about that Auburn link, Ritty. I know Auburn fans think it’s them against the web
April 20th, 2011 at 8:33 AM
At least Turner didn’t bitch at the ref like it was his fault.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
UMASS joining D1-AA for football and will play in the MAC.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Of course you would think this piece is solid. It’s a bunch of garbage twist-tied with some horrible analogies and a whole paragraph of quote from The Untouchables.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Ehh, I’m used to it. I’m just programmed to take wild swings in defense of Auburn.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Brandt didn’t exactly hide this one well.
Hint: Vegas
April 20th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
I suck at this internet thing.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
You would mean I-A (no number 1 and UMass is moving to the top level). It moves from the CAA in what is now called the FCS (I-AA) to the MAC in FBS (I-A).
This actually works out for the CAA. They now have nine football playing schools, meaning it can have a true round robin again with just nine teams.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
But for the fact that Villanova is almost assuredly leaving for FCS as well…although, that certainly won’t impact the CAA playing a round-robin.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Not sure what you can disagree with in the piece. The NCAA is what’s garbage. Complete joke of a governing body/organization.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Amazing that school would actually want to leave a fair and balanced playoff system for the indentured servitude of big-time football.
/sarcasm font
April 20th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Minka makes me happy.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Great angle on that pic.
/clown
April 20th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
good stuff right thurr.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
I hate the fake draft interviews conducted by John Gruden. I want information and highlights!
April 20th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
The hokey writing more than anything. But we can all agree the NCAA’s enforcement arm is a joke, this not anything new. You’re not illuminating some unknown truth. Yes, it sucks and it needs to be reworked. However, believing that “blowing up” the NCAA will magically stop the cheating and dirty money is incredibly naive. The change needs to be made to they way college sports do business. The people that propose and vote on these bylaws are the ones in power. It’s like asking a group of congressmen to vote for an anti-fossil fuel bill when their top campaign contributers are oil companies. Change doesn’t happen for change’s sake when money is involved.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
happy 4/20 everyone!
April 20th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
‘Nova has an automatic in with the Big East. UMass has been to a Final Four and is in the A-10 for everything else besides football so I can understand their desire to move up. I don’t know if any other CAA member would have gotten an offer from the MAC.
Old Dominion becomes a full football member this season. I forgot about the Monarchs, so if ‘Nova doesn’t go up, the CAA will still have ten.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
watch the one with Mallett, followed by the one with Cam Newton. It’s pretty hilarious.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
/high five
April 20th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
April 20th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
i like those things. it’s just entertainment, but it’s pretty good.
i liked the mallett one a lot. i don’t get the hate on him. he’s a project, sure, but he can fucking sling it and he knows a multiple read offense pretty damn well.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Update!
April 20th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I love this.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
42 pictures of hot girls taking bong hits.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Better link.
April 20th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
We had fun with that one. Has SG recovered yet?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
my boner’s mellow just enhanced.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Dirty boosters and runners will pretty much disappear if you blow up the NCAA. That is a scientific fact.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
She’s searching for merkins online at Amazon.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Did SG lose her shit?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Sharks with their own version of the Miracle on Manchester last night. Interesting to see how the Kings bounce back from their collapse.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Jerry Tarkanian? I’m lost
April 20th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
What a glorious day.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
I think she almost had a meltdown when we started talking about beating it.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
right back at you hoss. this day alone makes me miss college quite a bit.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Spencer – had a couple of golf first this weekend in my tournament.
Broke my 3-hybrid. Tomahawked it into the ground, the toe dug in, the shaft bowed, and snnnnnap.
On our second to last hole (which we really needed to win), I was in a greenside pond but just barely. Took my shoe and sock off, dug in to some nasty ass mud with my bare toes and hacked it out onto the green…then missed my par putt. Wha-wha-whaaaa.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Yep, Happy 4/20. End Prohibition.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I’ve heard that teams are coming around on him and now he is projected to go in the first round. the way he went through those checkdowns was awesome. says a lot for not only him, but Petrino as well. if he can go somewhere where he gets a year or two on the sidelines he is going to be a stud.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Celebrating Hitler’s birthday? you sick freak
April 20th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
no.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Possibly the greatest thing ever linked in the comments section!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
ritty…eh, that’ll happen. the head isn’t damanged, is it? pain in the ass tho for real unless you know how to install your own shafts.
since it was a boozy tournament you totally shoulda gone the full stenson.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Everytime I try to imagine the level of your idiocy…well, it grows and grows…
April 20th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Sunnyside is always a positive contributor to TBL comment threads.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
maybe if hitler got his 4/20 on, he woulda been a more mellow brah, brah.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
oh, lay off sunnyside…the world needs ditch diggers too.
/smails’d
April 20th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
And yet TST can’t post from his house…what kind of madness is this?!?!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Sure do, this ditch ain’t gonna dig itself ya know.
/re-grabs shovel
//dies a little inside
April 20th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Yeah I love how you guys heartily defended the ‘art’ and ‘tastefulness’ of Brook’s boobies, then had an indepth conversation of beating it. Youre all gross.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
I’d really like to buy this. I have no idea why.
Batman >>>>>>> all other superheroes
April 20th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
The head is fine. I had the club mail it in. They’ll fix it and mail it back. Probably cost $20-$40. I won $400 in pro shop credit so it’ll come out of that. Taylor Made rep will be here for our next tourney in 2 weeks. Gonna look hard at the R11 and Burner to blow the rest.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
that’s fine. i could really care less what you think
April 20th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
look at the chiaroscuro shading around her sweater cows. and the sharpness of the consummate v’s that define her cleavage was a technique i haven’t seen since raphael.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
please…deadpool is clearly the best.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
We’re male, they might as well be synonymous.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
/giggles
April 20th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Explain why marijuana should remain illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are able to be used…have yet to hear a compelling argument for this and I have my suspicions that you’re not the one to make it
April 20th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
whew! exhausted from finally getting home and seeing the brooklyn decker link.
forearm looks like popeye
April 20th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
off the top. it’s amazing how popular mlb and inor-keague baseball is yet this doesn;t trickle down to college and HS–i know there are programs that draw well and areas of the country where HS baseball is the tits, but not many. i think it’s because of early spring weeather in much of the country and the fact that games are after school, cutting down on parental atendance
also, why do you want bob knight off espn? i think he’s been a bad guy but i like listening to him break down hoops and he’s good for the occasional ‘chickenshit’ and calling out coach cal
April 20th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
So how much less could you care?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I’m partial to Superman and Spiderman.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
That this came from spencer makes me laugh even harder. One minute bong jokes, the next an art critique. You’re truly a renaissance man, spence.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
So President Obama is holding a Facebook “townhall meeting” today. The PPA and online poker players in general have apparently firebombed the queue with questions about the poker indictments. What are the % chances he’s actually going to address it? I’m thinking it’s pretty low.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
If marijuana was legal, nobody would post a series of photos depicting girls in bikini’s taking a bong hit.
THAT alone is reason enough to keep it on the forbidden list
April 20th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
from the article:
must suck to be her kid.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I think you can put away those suspicions, and replace them with certainties.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Those topics aren’t necessarily related. You don’t need to see boob to get your crank on. Hell, I could probably rub one out to Minka’s cankles if I really focused.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
And giving players a small stipend a month will keep them from taking hundreds from boosters and agents. It’s obvious
April 20th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
I dont like the parents these days
April 20th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
I don’t know about that…there are galleries of girls in bikinis sipping cocktails as well…
April 20th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Or it would just happen more often. There are plenty of pictures of hot girls drunk so why not more of them high?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
We’re guys.
However, if this was a mostly female blog, and a picture of [insert your male fantasy here] was on it, with possible body exposure, you’d click on it in a heartbeat so I think you’re being quite…what’s the word?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I assumed it was, what with the abundance of dong posts and all
April 20th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
what’s the word?
vaginally insensitive
April 20th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
they’d have to be under 5’5 karma
April 20th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Male imagination is the best.
Also, Minka Kelly looks exactly like Leighton Meester to me. They’re both fucking hot.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Neither have I. Alcohol & tobacco cause many many more deaths than pot ever could.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Where can I find these drunk hot girls? For research purposes only
April 20th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
We are raising a country of fat, faggy little kids. Make sure everyone gets a participation ribbon for that riveting game of frisbee that those kids play at their douchy summer camp.
/wanking motion
April 20th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
grazie!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Not even females want to see Oden’s dong. TBL on the other hand….
April 20th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
i enjoy watching them get all upset about it being illegal. too funny
April 20th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Not even females want to see Oden’s dong. TBL on the other hand….
I’m newer around these parts.. was that seriously a post? I avoided that like the plague. Simply to keep my ego intact.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
as someone who 4/20′s on the reg, i have to say that while my own experience with pot is benign, there is potential for serious, serious issues that aren’t brought on by alcohol or tobacco. the psychological effects that weed CAN have are equally as serious as long term liver damage or lung cancer.
as with all drugs, you need to be educated and aware while imbibing and always know your limit.
/have a safe 4/20 everyone…
April 20th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I think they’re scared of people smoking weed during lunch breaks and what not and working high – essentially a high powered cigarette break.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
no dodeball and no tag. my wife told me that some home owners association in florida is thinking about passing a rule that allows them to fine members whos kids play outside. can anyone confirm or deny this?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
@Dougb Here.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I audibly laugh every time I think about fetch’s comment in that post.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
explain why marijuana should remain illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are able to be used
corporate lobbyists.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
And youd think Id go into detail about what I’m doing with my lady parts while looking at it? Jesus.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Liquid lunch is a beautiful thing, they should be allowed their vice as well to help make the afternoon pass
April 20th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
This is a winning# video playlist of Esquire’s 50 songs every man should be listening to. The music is not the reason it’s awesome.
i understand about the vid, it’s just my opportunity to state how much i loathe anything about What Men Should Do, Listen To, Have, Etc.
reminds me of a deodorant commercial with an unshaven guy traveling with his cool dog into a canyon driving aa totally customized and cherry 1965 Bronco or a vodka ad with a guys-only night out including only the best-looking and best-dressed (but unkempt) fellas from whatever area code yukking it up and drawing the attention of all the best-looking women from same area code but still sticking together desite their come-on looks
April 20th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
everyone was probably joking around about rubbing one out
/i hope!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Yes it was. I’d link it, but I don’t want to type in “Oden” and “dong” on the search bar. I never actually looked at the pics though. Something about seeing a 64 year old man’s privates doesn’t feel right to me.
On a related note, Oden’s roommate from college did a Q&A on a site called Reddit. He confirmed that it was indeed astronomically huge in “soft” mode.
/ TBL picks this up and makes it his next post
April 20th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
grandma taking the gravity bong at the end is awesome.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
In other words, you enjoy being the troll that you are. But we all knew that anyway…
April 20th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
It’s 4/20?
Happy BP Oil Spill Anniversary!
Wait…what other 4/20 thing are y’all talking about?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I still have 9 grand in a Full Tilt account. Wonder when I’ll see it.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I understand the politics of it, just have yet to hear a compelling logical argument in support of it and sadly Professor Sunnyside was unable to produce one
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
happy 4/20 everyone!
spence do you ever go to work high?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Since it’s Holy Week, how about 42 pics of Mary Magdlan look a-likes receiving holy communion or something.
Gotta celebrate everything equally since I go to church but don’t 420
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
We’d probably say “go on…..” though, so its not the same.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
CJ, c’mon…surely you know that guys tend to joke around about that a lot more than gals. I don’t think anyone was actually being serious…but knowing some of these clowns, I could certainly be wrong!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
marijuana regulation is like religion…the more intelligent you are, the less either makes a fucking lick of sense.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Nah, I think Mantis was serious about spunking in a McDonalds cup on a roadtrip once. At least I think it was Mantis.
/apologies if not.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
not since i was in college…id feel ethically dirty if i did it now.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Stop lying to her.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Bam! Estoy de acuerdo contigo.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Trolls gotta be trolls, will say shit and never back it up.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Oh, man. Good luck with that…it’s going to be a while, I think that much is certain.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I still have 9 grand in a Full Tilt account. Wonder when I’ll see it.
Damn. I know some friends whose only means of income was online poker. I wonder how much money the Feds are spending to shut these sites down. Isn’t this near the top of the of “don’t you guys have anything better to do?” If these sites are permanently shut down, won’t 6 others pop up within 6 months? I don’t see how you can stop it unless you start censoring the internet. But then again, I don’t really no what I’m talking about.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
It wasnt as scary as you might think
April 20th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
That was the mantis from Pittsburgh. Definitely not me. Never took care of business on a road trip.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Sunnyside can’t drink legally yet.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
‘Joking’ about masturbating isnt any less gross, guys.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
SIZE QUEEN!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
damn right, $400 is a nice little pull.
I shot 4 over yesterday (on 9 holes), I was pumped. best I’ve shot in a long, long time. made a couple small adjustments to my swing a couple weeks ago and it made a huuuuuge difference. I love playing golf no matter how well I am playing, but damn, when you are striking the ball well and putting together decent scores there isn’t much better.
besides Brooklyn Decker pictures of course.
/winks at SG
April 20th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
marijuana regulation is like religion…the more intelligent you are, the less either makes a fucking lick of sense.
here’s all I know: I don’t smoke pot and have no desire to do it. BUT the amount of money that is spent by police departments and district attorneys chasing, prosecuting, incarcerating and “rehabilitating” people arrested for simple possession is such a goddamn waste.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Explain why marijuana should remain illegal while alcohol and cigarettes are able to be used…
I miss the weed, but my lungs don’t.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Stop watching “porn”!
/ meme’d
April 20th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I guess you just need to be high to love Ohio
April 20th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Is this a euphymism?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
lol…didn’t even realize that when I said it. This is how rumors get started.
Granted, this is an internet message board, but I can’t be the only one who jokes with his real life buddies, right?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Not so much the sites themselves, but more issues with funding your account. Don’t know that too many new sites are going to risk taking on US players until this is all cleared up.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
‘Joking’ about masturbating isnt any less gross, guys.
but forcing us to visualize you simultaneously shitting and pissing is totally cool? In the image stuck in my hand, your feet don’t touch the ground because you’re so short, either. So it’s pretty gross. But I rolled right with it.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I guess you weren’t a fan of “The Contest” Seinfeld episode?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Lent is almost over, you can start eating meat again on Fridays!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I think the biggest waste of taxpayer money is placing repeat drug offenders in prisons. Especially in the States, this is a waste of someone’s life and a waste of money.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
He took it out.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
‘Joking’ about masturbating isnt any less gross, guys.
sure it is.
/goes to “rough up the suspect”
April 20th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
This. After playing all sorts of sports in my life, I think golf is the one that will be the most gratifying to be good at. Not that I am good BTW, but I once shot a 39 on the back nine at a local course and that was a hell of a feeling.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Never gave up the meat on Friday’s but did give up soda for lent…it was a bad habit anyway. I may just never go back. Although taco night without a cold root beer is never the same.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Not so much the sites themselves, but more issues with funding your account. Don’t know that too many new sites are going to risk taking on US players until this is all cleared up.
I see… it just seems that with the internet being the way it is… someone will always find a way.
/Jeff Goldblum’d
…Napster was shut down, but if I wanted I could download all the free music I wanted fairly easily.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Yeah I love how you guys heartily defended the ‘art’ and ‘tastefulness’ of Brook’s boobies, then had an indepth conversation of beating it. Youre all gross.
what, cj, you don;t beat it? i welccome a convo on gentle female masturbation. you go first.
/jillin’
April 20th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Oh, I was just mad that day about not getting equal pay
April 20th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I guess you just need to be high to love Ohio
don’t NEED to, but it sure helps.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I lost my shit because they were going into details about places where they’ve pulled their pud. It was unnecessary.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
This. After playing all sorts of sports in my life, I think golf is the one that will be the most gratifying to be good at
thats why i play. and i love the beauty of golf courses
April 20th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
She’s been known to pull the trigger from time to time.
/dead meme
April 20th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
/fixed
April 20th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Lol
April 20th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Ziegenbock Amber!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
No, we all do. CJ just seems either super sensitive or she hasn’t been around enough guys to know that almost all of us are like these. The only ones that aren’t like this are the ones that Kobe doesn’t like.
“rubbing one out” jokes have been rampant on here since I joined. I say you join in and make fun of people rather than being disgusted, or simply just ignore it.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
/turns on blacklight
/proceeds with caution through thread
April 20th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Although taco night without a cold Dos Equis Amber is never the same.
I don’t know who this Dos Equis Amber girl is but if she anything like Tiffani Amber Thiessen…well then!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
stay away from the ass caliper TBLAD posts.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
From the sidebar: White Chocolate Retires [Black Sports Online]
Truly an athlete who transcended race from the word “Go”
April 20th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Listen, assholes. I have to put up with your disgusting shit stories about how many times you’ve heard dudes in the bathroom grunting out a fucking turd. I don’t need to know that you cranked one out on I-94 and shot your spunk into a gatorade bottle, ok? Go fuck yourselves.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I think we can finally figure out who wrote the jokes for The Situation at that roast a few weeks ago.
/kidding
April 20th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Dos Equis Amber won’t ditch you at prom for an older man.
oh wait yea she will.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
You seem very pleasant and mild mannered.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
this is great
April 20th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Gatorade bottles are just perfect though. the wide mouth means it can catch it all instead of running down the side of your empty Mountain Dew bottle.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Well thats contradictory.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Spence, can we get some cute dog pictures to help SG out this morning?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Ohhhhh eyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh, what’re you gonna do? Eyyyyyy ohhhhh!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
You seem like a prick cock sucker.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
/ scratches record
// stares
April 20th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
i heart golf.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
/Swearangin’d
April 20th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
I was on cloud 9 yesterday and that was on a shit course too. unfortunately my GF was the only one with me so she didn’t appreciate it as much. but I did text my dad just to rub it in a little, which was doubly as nice because he then told me how they had 6″ on fresh snow.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
on it…
there, there little guy, it’s just a bath. don’t look so embarrassed, you’ll dry off soon.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Don’t sell yourself short.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
You seem very pleasant and mild mannered.
Masturbation can help that.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I get that you’re trying to establish your presence as the “tough girl” on a mostly male sports blog, I really do. Cute.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I always thought it was pretty crazy that he and Randy Moss went to same high school in WV and balled together there.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Riled up SG is in full fucking force today.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
That’s a cut dog…but it looks like someone used his face as a Gatorade bottle.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I don’t need to know that you cranked one out on I-94
whoa, my story involved a canoe. not some interstate that’s not in texas.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Old memes never die, they just get lost in the nonexistent archives.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I’d really like to buy this. I have no idea why.
Batman >>>>>>> all other superheroes
get yerself a brood and you won;t have to ask why
April 20th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
What about super villains? I think Omega Red would top my list in the X-Men series. Always a fan of that guy.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
cute dog. D’oh
April 20th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Would love to see Thornton’s CORSI numbers from this game. Of course, Marleau started the comeback.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Loved that Nike commercial of the two.
I’ll miss watching you play Whit Eboy.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
RAWHR!
April 20th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Interesting option. Apocalypse or Stryfe were my top two.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Doomsday.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
So President Obama is holding a Facebook “townhall meeting” today. The PPA and online poker players in general have apparently firebombed the queue with questions about the poker indictments. What are the % chances he’s actually going to address it? I’m thinking it’s pretty low.
probably because that kind of behavior smacks of radicalism that is easily overlooked as not worthy of addressing. easily defended if it’s ignored
April 20th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Interesting option. Apocalypse or Stryfe were my top two.
Non X-men category – Galactus.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Thank you sir for obliging my request. + your choice of points
April 20th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
The Kings make baby Jesus sad.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Thanos. Thanks for playing everybody. Spencer, don’t we have some lovely parting gifts for them?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Would love to see Thornton’s CORSI numbers from this game.
Copper and Blue will have them later today.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
There isn’t much better than being out on a golf course with your friends when it’s nice outside. Such a good time.
April 20th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
For today’s cuteness, see the video at the bottom of the page. Ever wonder what it sounded like when you tickled a penguin?
April 20th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
okay goodnight everyone.
/night shift chugs mantis’ gatorade cup
April 20th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
The Jets rise like a Phoenix in Arizona tonight.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
But then again, I don’t really no what I’m talking about.
Don’t sell yourself short.
I see that meme is still going strong.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
here’s all I know: I don’t smoke pot and have no desire to do it. BUT the amount of money that is spent by police departments and district attorneys chasing, prosecuting, incarcerating and “rehabilitating” people arrested for simple possession is such a goddamn waste.
The Jersey/HeldOver admin will legalize it and tax it. With the money we save and the money we pull in, we will be debt free fast.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Pitt’s Ashton Gibbs is staying in the draft
The Jets rise like a Phoenix in Arizona tonight.
Lol
April 20th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Pitt’s Ashton Gibbs is staying in the draft
like it matters, suck my. you could taake yer pick of cbb players and put them on pitt and they’d still flame out before the FF
/program is cursed like cubs
April 20th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
And pay for Brooklyn Decker cloning research.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
And pay for Brooklyn Decker cloning research.
no no no. the more there are, the less amazing The One is
April 20th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
like it matters, suck my. you could taake yer pick of cbb players and put them on pitt and they’d still flame out before the FF
/program is cursed like cubs
Oh go suck 6 cocks
/knows you’re right
April 20th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
i’m a friend of the program, suck my
/means i always pick them further than they go
April 20th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
no no no. the more there are, the less amazing The One is
False. You ever see hot twins? Imagine that only XMillion. It doesn’t get old.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
i’m a friend of the program
Coach Wannstedt?
April 20th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
We clones these three white bitches about 19 years ago.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
i demand to be the drug czar/secretary of defense in the jersey/heldover admin.
/ill set up a PAC
April 20th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
You wear so many hats on this admin already, I’m scared that I’m giving you TOO much power.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
im not a power hungry individual…i have no ambitions to run shit, just make sure shit’s run right, ya hurd?
April 20th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
spencer cheney