Oliver Miller Arrested For Assault At A Barbecue
Oliver Miller allegedly pistol-whipped a man at a barbecue in Edgewater, Maryland. “According to the report, Miller is being charged with first and second degree assault, reckless endangerment, having a handgun on person, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle, disorderly conduct and other related charges.” Never ever take the last scoop of potato salad when you see Oliver Miller eying it. As for that picture, the police should use it instead of a mugshot. [Detroit News]
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April 20th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Look at the fat man. Look at him brandish a gun.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
from the Mofro song “ho Cake”:
put yer hand in my plate, you’ll pull back a nub!
April 20th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
So many jokes…
April 20th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
never get between a fat man and a platter of ribs…it’s like the mama bear/cub corollary.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Gotta love The Big O.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
The beef/pork debate has escalated.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Big O don’t fuck around.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
from the Mofro song “ho Cake”:
put yer hand in my plate, you’ll pull back a nub!
Sir, that’d be JJ Grey and Mofro.
/still understand why he changed the name.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Although, I think Ho Cake was recorded under the Mofro name. Forget I said anything.
/I enjoy me some Mofro.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Headline of the month.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
G damn some states have some stupid fucking gun laws.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Was Big Fella Othella there too?
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Verb. The action of slapping a female across the chops with your penis. Can be done by the female on herself with a man’s penis, or a strap-on worn by another female.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
The beef/pork debate has escalated.
And still no lefty…
/pours out some Woodford Reserve.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
We’ve all been expecting this story for as long as we’ve known who Oliver Miller is
April 20th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Oh, the obligatory BBQ war should go in here somewhere. KC’s is the best. What passes as BBQ in North Carolina wouldn’t be fed to pigs here.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Verb. The action of slapping a female across the chops with your penis. Can be done by the female on herself with a man’s penis, or a strap-on worn by another female.
Is that what “Oliver Miller” is defined as on Urban Dictionary?
April 20th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Was Big Fella Othella there too?
What? Why Othella?
April 20th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Urban Dictionary
I was pleasantly surprised to learn from urban dictionary the other day that I can get hard in .08 seconds. Must be why I was aware of those Brooklyn Decker pics weeks before this sad group of half assing masturbators.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
KC and Memphis are at the top of my list. as long as it isn’t nasty, stringy, fatty beef BBQ I am on board.
/shots fired
April 20th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Certainly is.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
great headline. made my day.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
I mean, this is why I couldn’t tap Nicki Minaj. She has a bangin body, but she is way too weird for me. The fuck is she wearing But good for you, Stevie.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Dear Advice From Taguchi, my girlfriend is out of town until the beginning of May but she wants me to abstain from watching Game of Thrones until she gets back. Would you suggest that I watch it myself and then delete the episode(s) before she gets back so as not to offset the natural balance in our relations? Thanking you in advance, me.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I was pleasantly surprised to learn from urban dictionary the other day that I can get hard in .08 seconds. Must be why I was aware of those Brooklyn Decker pics weeks before this sad group of half assing masturbators.
reminds me of a scene from Kinsey
April 20th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
She has a bangin body, but she is way too weird for me.
This is crazy talk, Senator
April 20th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
didn’t nicky minaj only get famous for talking shit on twitter?
April 20th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I was pleasantly surprised to learn from urban dictionary the other day that I can get hard in .08 seconds. Must be why I was aware of those Brooklyn Decker pics weeks before this sad group of half assing masturbators.
/makes aggressive chimpanzee noise in response.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
I’m just worried that after a good 5 minutes of ass fucking, she might go “Ok, my turn!” The fuck do I do then, Stark? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO THEN?!?!?!
April 20th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
If your girlfriend is anything like my girlfriend she’ll just say “that shows weird” and attempt to cancel our HBO so she doesn’t have to watch it anymore. Still, I’d wait.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
She’s actually alright as far as rappers go. Chicks fucking love the shit out of her.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Speaking of ass fucking the Kobe Bryant joke at the beginning of Norm McDonald’s sports show broke me for about five minutes.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
I’m just worried that after a good 5 minutes of ass fucking, she might go “Ok, my turn!” The fuck do I do then, Stark? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO THEN?!?!?!
The fuck did I just read….
April 20th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
have we ever had a president fantasize about getting sodomized?
COUP! LONG LIVE THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF THE 096TATORSHIP!
April 20th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
“Ok, my turn!” The fuck do I do then, Stark? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO THEN?!?!?!
I don’t know know. Be a politician. You’re supposed to be into truly shameful things if you want to make a career of it
April 20th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Close your eyes and accept your rogering.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
I must just not be into this line of work, then.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
The obvious answer, btw, is beat the crap out of her. She’s probably into it. And if she isn’t? The state guard can help
April 20th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Buchanan
April 20th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
jersey…i volunteer to be “secretary of getting rid of the call girls you killed. er…hookers. when they’re dead they’re called hookers.”
April 20th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
viva la spencerlution!
April 20th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
have we ever had a president fantasize about getting sodomized?
Guess my Abe Lincoln jokes still have to wait for Monday.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Real-life butthurt is much more devastating than internet butthurt.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I don’t know know. Be a politician. You’re supposed to be into truly shameful things if you want to make a career of it
Except you’re not supposed to be ashamed of it. You know there’s been more than one Kennedy who has chased a 20 year old around the office while they both wear garters and gulp scotch and soda.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I want to say Big O threw down when he was at Arkansas too. Played for Nolan Richardson. Todd Day, Lee Mayberry, Big O, Mario Credit, Lindsey Howell. Used to love those guys.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
cleet, ok, how do you know?
April 20th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
She’s…into it.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
cleet, ok, how do you know?
Freak gardening accident.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Look you, I appreciate you trying to keep my overhead low (it will go over well with the people) but I don’t need you worrying about my dead callg-… hookers when I need you making sure that American marijuana exports are increasing and keeping the buttcheeks of Canada clenched.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
It was a one in a million shot Doc…
April 20th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
She’s…into it.
Let me clarify – that was proffered as career advice and is based on conjecture and prior knowledge of “weird” girls
April 20th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
It was a one in a million shot Doc…
+1 fusilli Jerry.
/Hernia
April 20th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Don’t worry, Jersey, I’ll be your fixer. I like working in the shadows and I can write speeches in a pinch, also
April 20th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
/pours gasoline across entire canadian border
//lights it on fire
///does international “bring it” sign to nice couple wearing matching flannel
April 20th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
/pours gasoline across entire canadian border
Just remember, you’ll need to cross that scorched earth when the food riots begin.
April 20th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
guaranteed. I wish I would have been around during those early to mid 90′s years. half of Nolan’s players have spent some time in the clink since then, but damn could they ball.
April 20th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
it’s called a Canadian tuxedo for a reason ya hoser.
April 20th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
it’s called a Canadian tuxedo for a reason ya hoser.
I thought the tuxedo was denim jacket and jeans
April 20th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I thought the tuxedo was denim jacket and jeans
This is the correct answer.
April 20th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Heldover and I are going to have the most kickass cabinet!
April 20th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I thought the tuxedo was denim jacket and jeans
This is the correct answer.
Denim Dan knows.
/would be funny if Geezeus’s name was Dan.