Comments on: Man Awarded $6.6 Million For Injuries Suffered Watching Monday Night Football At The Palms

By: hand model of consistency

hand model of consistency — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:36:49 +0000

4). What judge/jury awards said man with $6+ million?

There must have been some incredible D-Baggery going on on the part of the Palms. Juries don’t do that shit unless they’re PISSED.

I’m sure it’ll be appealed.

By: jaywashere

jaywashere — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:39:45 +0000

Melted vagina and Brandy Beavers in the same thread… only at TBL.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:36:28 +0000

But the idea is that the idiot dove into him. He was just there. That McDonald’s coffee thing is what I always think of when I read/hear one of these stories. The coffee was so hot it melted the lady’s vagina but you still hear “comedians” joke about it from time to time because all anyone heard was “She got how much for spilling coffee?”

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:32:58 +0000

Though I will say this, if he had just left everything out but “back/neck pain” I’d have more sympathy. As someone who has suffered from chronic back pain for 20 years after a lumbar compression, I can understand that pain.

But of course, I did something stupid to cause it, and didn’t sue a bunch of people because of it

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:31:16 +0000

They noted his claimed injuries resulting from the incident ranged from conditions like knee pain, back pain, neck pain, sleep apnea, depression and obesity to ingrown toenails

Even the sleep apnea… if you broke your nose, get it fixed! I mean $387,000 in medical bills, and whatever in pain and suffering… not sure depression/obesity/ingrown toenails qualify

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:29:13 +0000

Doubtful but it’s hard to imagine he would get $6.6M without a skull fracture or something persistent like, idk, he’s blind now or something

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:25:59 +0000

you’d be horrified and feel like the plaintiff probably deserved the money?

Doubtful

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:23:59 +0000

Is this story like that famous McDonald’s lawsuit where everybody laughs at the surface facts of the case and makes jokes but if you know the real story you’d be horrified and feel like the plaintiff probably deserved the money?

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:20:03 +0000

I'm sure it's been mentioned at some point, but wow that Dan Haren trade is looking like a jack about now.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:18:54 +0000

Will the Maloof sister have to move over to Housewives of Orange County now that the Kings are in Anaheim?

By: Ballz

Ballz — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:18:25 +0000

The Maloofs are basically the Hansen brothers with millions of dollars.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:16:44 +0000

What is that song called where Lil’ Wayne sings about his blue purse? I can’t get that song out of my head. I deserve $6.6M for this

By: Ballz

Ballz — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:16:15 +0000

Thus starting a seemingly impossible chain of events that will lead to Anaheim getting a friggin’ NBA team.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:16:14 +0000

yep, and then the Kings and their crappy basketball-like substance finally left town

The Palms is in Sacramento?

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:14:52 +0000

Good for him. Almost 7 years he suffered.

yep, and then the Kings and their crappy basketball-like substance finally left town

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:12:18 +0000

Heather Vandeven is enough of a win for me. She has seen the inside of a few surgeon’s offices but it is working for me so far

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:11:45 +0000

They noted his claimed injuries resulting from the incident ranged from conditions like knee pain, back pain, neck pain, sleep apnea, depression and obesity to ingrown toenails.

Seems like his vagina made it through unscathed.

By: Draft King

Draft King — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:10:54 +0000

Stories like this make me an even stronger proponent for tort reform.

By: Butters Brickowski

Butters Brickowski — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:07:04 +0000

3 worn out softcore skanks and Heather Vandeven again? Winning formula.

Riley Steele (the receptionist) has played in the show previously, I think they do those types of shows on their off days just to collect an easy paycheck…the amazon brunette has some work with her and a machine out there somewhere too

By: geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop

geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:06:58 +0000

Wish I’d been around for the Brooklyn Decker thread but I was watching Inning 3 of the Ken Burns’ doc on baseball.

BTW, TBL’s a great teaching device. For example, reading that thread taught me what a merkin is.