Brooklyn Decker’s Topless Photoshoot
1-liner, All, SI Swimsuit Issue, WAG April 19th. 2011, 3:30pm
Brooklyn Decker… topless: SI Swimsuit model, actress, friend of the site, and wife of Andy Roddick (In that order), Brooklyn Decker did a photoshoot with photographer Mark Squires for… I’m not sure what. All I know is that this falls under the umbrella of news that we generally mention here on the site. I’m just reporting the news. The news that Brooklyn Decker did a topless photoshoot. [Egotastic is NSFW, Image via Getty]
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April 19th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
can’t see it but is it topless in the sense that there is nudity or the sensitive definition of “topless” which is basically her with no clothes covering herself up?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Excuse me, I will be in the restroom for the next 5 minutes.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
What! Where?!?!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Sweet mother of pearl.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Those boulder holders are perfecto.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
The first one.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
As I clicked on NSFW above, “Alleluia” was playing.
Good work.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
dammit it! websensed!
she is go damn hot. can you actually see them?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
dammit it! websensed!
she is so damn hot. can you actually see them?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
they’re like twin pillows of frankincence and mir.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Menarky is so hard at the thought he posted it twice.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Yes, but they still work to keep it classy.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Mine eyes have seen the glory!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
not if you’re blind.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
This is cruel and inhuman torture for those of us at work.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
What a weird, skanky thing to do for a woman of her stature.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
It needs to be said each time she’s mentioned. Bravo Andy Roddick. Bravo.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Well, at least I have something to look forward to tonight.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Girls are really strange.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I like that she isn’t wearing makeup. God is definitely a man. They must be old, because she has short hair now.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Are they both real and spectacular?
/Hernia’d
April 19th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Kate Upton was killing her Q rating…she had to take it up a notch.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Damn you Roddick!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
men and women’s definition of skankyness are clearly not the same.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I believe the saying is… if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Kate obviously needs to raise her game up.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
The hair whipping one is the best.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
She looks awfully young in those, we sure they’re recent?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
What a weird, skanky thing to do for a woman of her stature
What is her stature, exactly? She’s famous for wearing basically nothing
April 19th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Brooklyn Decker? I hear she’s a slut. Her boobs aren’t even that good.
/some female commenters on here.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
her stature as…a woman who takes off her clothes for money?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Tom Brady breaks down sobbing at the idea of models being called skanks
April 19th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Hold on let me ask.
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I dont think my penis cares.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I am literally contempating skipping the gym just so I can go home and view these.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Burn your bra Tuesday!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Oh chut up, chut up right now. It is actually done pretty classy, CJ.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Also, if there’s [attempts to think of famous male women want to see nude] uh, George Will naked photos floating around the internet, I bet you’re jumping all over those ladies of TBL. Don’t try and convince us you aren’t either.
/high fives all the dudes
April 19th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
What a weird, skanky thing to do for a woman of her stature.
her stature as…a woman who takes off her clothes for money?
That’s a winner.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Mmmmmmmm, whoreish one-upmanship. We all win.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
tits instead of dong? is hell frozen over?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
boobies.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
tits instead of dong? is hell frozen over?
Deadspin took that niche. FSV is trying to find a new spot in the sports blog world
April 19th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Whatever, I just always had the feeling that once you ‘made it’, you dont have to get naked for money anymore. Thats for the struggling young ho’s out there. Its one thing to wear a bathing suit, but once you flaunt your nips, that’s porn honey.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
/ applies to literally any woman who is decently attractive and other women feel threatened by in one way or another
If the woman is an actual skank or fugly, I can see the reason for hatred. But girls just hate on girls for the sake of hating.
The term hater was probably started by a woman.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Nah, nips are still classy. Lips are porn.
And being in an Adam Sandler movie DOES NOT count as “making it.”
April 19th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
The post title writes itself: Conservative Everywhere Except the Bedroom
People still think like this?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
False.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Our definitions of “porn’ also don’t match.
Nudity doesn’t have to be vulgar. It’s a freaking human body, its meant to be flaunted if its done in a classy way.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
George Will naked photos floating around the internet
The post title writes itself: Conservative Everywhere Except the Bedroom
Brilliantly done Butters.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
i have the opposite stance, actually…once you ‘made it’ what good are clothes? YOU GOT FUCK YOU MONEY, LAWYA!!! WHOO!!!
/exposes self to the blind
April 19th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Good think I’m in an office that is surronded by playboy calender/magazines, and websites like egotastic is encouraged.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
OK – thankfully my work-provided Droid phone doesn’t have the NetNanny on it. Those were awesome
April 19th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I wish i knew this on spring break in college…. I was fucking John Holmes all week.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
LOL. Imagine your daughter saying this to you.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
but once you flaunt your nips, that’s porn honey.
Cindy Crawford, who has done Playboy twice, is a porn star then?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
but once you flaunt your nips, that’s porn honey.
People still think like this?
In New England they sure do, chotch
April 19th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I just realized i have wi-fi on my phone……..
Thank god for smartphones.
/ logs on to TBL.com
April 19th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Halle Berry started getting nekkid in movies after already being famous…calling her a skank too?
April 19th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
And awayyyyyyyyyy….. we go.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
That came off wrong.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I need one of you to step up and copy and paste those pics into an email and fire them at me.
/refreshes email
//again
April 19th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Eduard Manet: Illustrator of Porn.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
so did you.
/nature > nurture
April 19th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
That came off wrong
My guess is what would happen if you were fucking a corpse.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I hate to break it to you but you’re a male and you’re completely out of touch about the reasons behind women’s reactions. It has absolutely nothing to do with jealousy. Some women love Jen Aniston because they have empathy for her situations with guys, and she seems like the kind of person we’d want to befriend. Others may look down on Brooklyn Decker because she decided to take titty pictures even though she has a firmly established career.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
You know who is a skank? Anne Hathaway. She practically begs for nude scenes.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
My daughter, which I don’t have, is not a model. How is a model a slut for posing nude? That line of reasoning defies logic.
By your count, girls like Adrianna Lima (who saved herself till marriage for that douche Jaric mind you) is a slut cause she has nude photos from modeling.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
wait…really? I didn’t know this.
/waits for someone to email me nekkid Cindy Crawford pics too
//refreshes email
April 19th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
faaaaantaaaastic
April 19th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
That’s what… he said.
April 19th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
There’s a reason she can’t keep a man methinks
She speaks for me
April 19th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
You know who is a skank? Anne Hathaway. She practically begs for nude scenes.
And God bless her for it. Clearly she’s not hung up on what others think and is capable of making artistic decisions on nudity based on her maturity as a person. Clearly Brooklyn Decker is as well.
Because cj if you can’t see the difference between Ann Hathaway getting naked in a movie or Brooklyn Decker in those photos and Jenna Jameson getting naked in a movie or whatever is in your average issue of Jugs, then I don’t know what else to say.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I am sure someone has linked this already but if not here is Kate Upton raising her game.
http://www.twitvid.com/0QD4W
April 19th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I dont think she’s a ‘slut’. Maybe you and I have different definitions of ‘skanky’. I just think it’s low class is all. I thought Brooklyn was above that.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
/waits for someone to email me nekkid Cindy Crawford pics too
Herb Ritz photographed her. Freely available all over the Google.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Whoever it was that linked to the Chive owes me a new computer if I get a virus.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
You know who is a skank? Anne Hathaway. She practically begs for nude scenes.
Do you happen to know what agency she is with? Because I have some scenes for her that I think we could make into a movie
April 19th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
///refreshes email again
////it’s mizerle06(at)gmail(dot)com by the way
April 19th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
this x 10000000.
Being nude in a movie (esp. for established actresses like Anne, Kidman, or whoever) doesn’t mean that they’re whores or that its porn cause their nipple is showing. I’m seriously surprised you said that.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
This needs to continue, pure capitalistic competition where only the customer wins
April 19th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I am the underminer! I’m always beneath you but nothing is beneath me!!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Miz, you know I would take care of you if I could.
/no mo
April 19th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Why though? She did something that made people happy.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Never did I say this.
I just fucking hate Hathaway and her constant nudeness.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I enjoyed them….but was hoping for more.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I just fucking hate Hathaway and her constant nudeness.
Oh, well ok then. That’s more valid. Still wrong through.
/team Hathaway.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
how very prudish of you CJ.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I just fucking hate Hathaway and her constant nudeness.
Interesting. That’s why I like her
April 19th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Oooooooooo shiiiittttttt, MUTHERFUCKIN GODDDDAMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
It goes along with the movies though. I mean seriously, its supposed to be a hardcore passionate scene and I’m supposed to believe the girl leaves her bra on?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Helen Mirren has had a nude scene in 4 or 5 different decades. A legend, she is.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
So I’ve still got this question tearing me apart – what the fuck is a chotch? Should I go back to the twitters and ask JPQ?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
i cant even see the pics, but the idea of those babies bare gives me a woody that pulls my hairline down.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I think we all thought the exact same thing at one point during this thread.
“One US Open gets you this? REALLY? Damn.”
April 19th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Oooooooooo shiiiittttttt, MUTHERFUCKIN GODDDDAMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Jersey, in a post where we are talking about Brooklyn Decker being topless and praying that Kate Upton follows suit, you can’t title a link about football with something like that. We’re not going to be looking for football when we excitedly click on said link.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Another word for taint.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I mean seriously, its supposed to be a hardcore passionate scene and I’m supposed to believe the girl leaves her bra on?
I much prefer the Skinemax movies where people are licking each others stomachs to orgasm
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
just fucking hate Hathaway and her constant nudeness.
she knows nude will detract from her alien face, so of course she loves it.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
But both gave me boners, so….
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Speak well of me in the future for this
April 19th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Ha! You called me a stinky taint? You suck
April 19th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
I much prefer the Skinemax movies where people are licking each others stomachs to orgasm
And every position is some derivation of doggiestyle.
/standing sex from behind? Sure why not!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
That was cruel, Jersey.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
heading your way Miz
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
No complaints.
/doesn’t concern himself with logistics while watching these sorts of things.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
I don’t know, she looked really good in Havoc.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
always, you are the man. FO. SHO.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Hey Miz… I think you should forward that e-mail to me. kthxbai
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
How is this not a GIF yet?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
i am about to pass out. she is my number 2 hottest girl, and i dont know if i can wait till i get home. there is a starbucks across the street….
/runs off to go number 3
April 19th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
lol
April 19th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
I saw a Skinemax movie a long time ago where I’m pretty sure the guy was really licking the chick’s hoo haa. The camera angle didn’t ever move from showing the back of the guy’s head.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
you too, brah. you’re the man too.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
done.
it’s threads like this that remind me that even though we may get on each others nerves from time to time, we’re all still family watching out for each other.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Was it The Hills Have Thighs? Top notch film-making there
April 19th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
No complaints.
/doesn’t concern himself with logistics while watching these sorts of things.
It pisses me off. Hardcore porn at least has no pretense of the sex being realistic. Skinemax movies too often try to follow a serious storyline with the sex scenes being implicitly asserted as ‘realistic’, and they are just not.
/might be thinking about this too much.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
If Curtis the Close Talker had asked I would have told him to go play in traffic
April 19th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Still can’t believe male actors get that close to the real thing(s) and can’t restrain thier instincts from kicking in.
The worst must be doing a “sex” scene with an actress who refuses to go nude so u have to be passionate without actually touching anything.
bravo, Hollywood actors, bravo – I salute you.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
OK this needs to stop. I’ve already been subjected to details about the bowel movements of the male TBL commenters. I do not ever, EVER need to know that you’re going to go jerk off in a public bathroom over some tits. Honestly.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Group hug? Group hug.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
TBL has no team, player, or regional bias when it comes to model “porn”!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Depends, if it’s an already overworked actor he’s still getting a paycheck without having to worry about keeping a hardon
April 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Uh, that was the dove
April 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I have always wondered if there was ever going to be a breaking point for any of the ladies on the site. Looks like we have our answer.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Another word for taint.
I think you’re think about choda, not chotch.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
My friend had the pleasure of walking in on a guy rubbing it off in the urinal.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I’m pretty sure I read an article or heard an interview on Stern that the “actors” in those skinemax movies can decide if they really want to have sex or if they want to fake it. Some fake, some don’t.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
That reminds me. I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn’t control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn’t… you know…
April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Hilarious.
Also, to me, the pictures don’t look recent.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
My friend said he once jerked off while driving to see his girlfriend in North Carolina. I don’t care what you say, that’s impressive
April 19th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
This painting is at Musee d’Orsey in Paris. It is NSFW…I repeat…NOT SAFE FOR WORK…but is it porn?
Linkage.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
The real question is why does cinemax have adult films with actual porn stars but the film is actually softcore. Do they film both a cinemax version and a regular porn version at the same time? It is confusing for both me and my penis.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
That’s weird. My friend Chad did this while driving from North Carolina to see his gf at UGA.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Geez I always thought chotch was the space between your asshole and your front privates. Not sure what those links say.
/urban dictionary is blocked
April 19th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I don’t think they are allowed to show penetration and such.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
the hair is longer so they definitely weren’t yesterday.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I’ve heard that a lot of the guys doing work in that industry would be more enthusiastic if they were in a scene with another man. So that might be why they are able to restrain themselves
April 19th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
He must be very good at multitasking.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
according to you and cj, guys don’t have a space there.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
My friend’s name is Deke (Deek), I mean you would pretty much expect that kind of behavior with a name like that.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
+1
April 19th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
It is NSFW…I repeat…NOT SAFE FOR WORK…but is it porn?
Like honey to a bear. I can’t say you didn’t warn me
April 19th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I would have titled that work Grizzlor
April 19th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
/urban dictionary is blocked
Chotch: derived from Chachi of Happy Days. A male who tries too hard; wannabe; poser
Choda: area between your bag and your butthole (this was the most pleasant definition).
April 19th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I do not ever, EVER need to know that you’re going to go jerk off in a public bathroom over some tits. Honestly.
i never said a public bathroom. you lose a turn on your jump to conclusions mat.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I won’t lie. I pitched the one eye snake a few times when I was driving on I-80 to PSU. 3.5 hours is a long time to kill.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I like the fact that this thread is overruling the other 2 newer threads.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I fucking hate all of you. I hope your dicks fall off.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I was shocked when I read that most men in gay porn (more than 60%) identify as straight men. Apparently gay porn pays significantly more than straight porn (who knew?). I don’t see how that is possible, but I guess with get-your-dick-hard pills anything is possible.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Honest question…. What the hell do you do with the baby batter. That can get messy.
/ok, don’t answer that
April 19th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Honest question…. What the hell do you do with the baby batter. That can get messy.
/ok, don’t answer that
April 19th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
I understand this but then why have hardcore pornstars in the film?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
And this is why I spend more time on this site than any other.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
it’s vulgar because it’s french.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
This painting is at Musee d’Orsey in Paris. It is NSFW…I repeat…NOT SAFE FOR WORK…but is it porn?
Linkage.
I knew what that was going to be before I even clicked on the url.
And the answer to most logical people is no, it isn’t porn. But CJ apparently takes the Potter Steward stance of “she knows it when she sees it”.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
I think they might film (or edit) two versions. That way they can make money from the actual porno and money from the one the Cinemax can air. Twice the money for the same amount of work? Done and done.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Chotch: derived from Chachi of Happy Days. A male who tries too hard; wannabe; poser
Well, that’s probably not to far off. But I don’t appreciate being called stank, in any case. My name IS my name! afterall
April 19th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
won’t lie. I pitched the one eye snake a few times when I was driving on I-80 to PSU. 3.5 hours is a long time to kill.
i did it in a canoe one time. was paddling down a river, went down a tributary and got slap happy
April 19th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
that brought tears to my eyes. well done.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
McDonalds cup
April 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
I won’t lie. I pitched the one eye snake a few times when I was driving on I-80 to PSU. 3.5 hours is a long time to kill.
Never done this and I’ve done the Houston-Dallas drive, which is 3.5-4 hours thousands of times. I apparently have better self control than I thought I did.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
If this thread was a post office I would be standing in the middle of the room brandishing a gun.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
it’s vulgar because it’s french.
Close. It’s vulgar because it’s so hairy, it’s so hairy because it’s French but you would not have this logic question correct on the SAT’s because one is not exclusively necessary to be the other
April 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
We’re never going to see sportsgal again….
April 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
This is what I think as well. But I think it hurts the softcore film. Show me some chick I have never seen sucking stomach. I don’t need to see Bree Olson mime a blowjob. I have the internet.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
All of a sudden I’m starving for a big mac.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
I’m brandishing my own gun right now, if ya catch my drift…
April 19th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
I pitched the one eye snake a few times when I was driving on I-80 to PSU. 3.5 hours is a long time to kill.
Jesus, man, I’ve driven by myself from Pensacola, FL to Telluride, CO and didn’t even think of doing this while I was steering. Tough enough to focus on the road as it is
April 19th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Shame I’m leaving work right now. I’ll expand on the story the next time SG is around.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
yea, but the safety would still be on because wimmenz can’t shoot.
/ducks
April 19th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
there was a guy on Reddit who was an actor who did this…and he said he’s straight but it still feels good, or something like that, and you get lots of money.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Hi-yo!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
If this thread was a post office I would be standing in the middle of the room brandishing a gun.
can I talk you down off a ledge? You need to click the pictures and then tell us about Brooklyn Decker’s stockings. She’s there, just waiting to be judged by you. Never mind all the naysayers, you have a calling.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
It’s hairy because it was painted in the 1860s.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
All of a sudden I’m starving for a big mac.
more like a double decker taco, accidentally made with 2 soft tacos.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
It’s hairy because it was painted in the 1860s.
Apparently somebody’s not familiar with the historical necessities that created the merkin
April 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
and it’s ‘french’ because they didn’t become ‘cheese eating surrender monkeys’ until the 1940′s.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
so it’s a merkin?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
I saw a documentery on the porn industry, and a lot of gay actors actually have their wives on set as fluffers.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
/highfives s-weath
April 19th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
It’s hairy because it was painted in the 1860s.
There’s a story that 19th century English art critic John Ruskin couldn’t get it up for his wife on the wedding night because she had pubes. He was used to smooth Greek and Roman statues and was repulsed by her.
It’s probably an urban myth, but still a good story.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
I saw a documentery on the porn industry, and a lot of gay actors actually have their wives on set as fluffers.
you watched gay porn.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Apparently somebody’s not familiar with the historical necessities that created the merkin
Merkins were used by prostitutes to hide hair loss caused by STDs. But not all artistic models were prostitutes. Just a lot of them.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I hope they don’t fluff mid shoot.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
That’s just weird. So she just sits there and watches the dude fuck/get fucked? That’s…jarring.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
what’s wrong with that?
/ Coop’d
April 19th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
/team shaved
April 19th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
SuperSoaker or are you more the Entertech type since the guns look realistic?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Complete Smoothness >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any type of fluff
April 19th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Agreed, but look at why these people there in the first place. It’s a different world.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
THANK YOU TBL, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
The catering?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
/highfives s-weath
See what thou hast wrought, Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)? How do you sleep at night?
April 19th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
hard to argue with that.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
+1
April 19th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
I had a buddy who asked his wife to grow it out because it had been a while since he’d seen it like that. So of course, he tells us, and she shows us…..anyway, /team shaved.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Had that craving a week ago. First in over a year.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
So of course, he tells us, and she shows us
You can’t just leave that thread hanging there. Finish the goddam story
April 19th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
I’ve refused to go down on 2 girls because of trimming issues. That’s unacceptable, mow your damn lawn.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Co-sign
April 19th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
lol….he had her grow it out for 6-8 weeks. We are a very open group of friends as it is (no, no swinger parties) so we’ve all seen each others wives boobies and such, but this thing was like a goddamn wildebeest. Thick, coarse hair and whatnot. Just a replusive site. I almost spit my drink out. I looked at my wife and told her not to even think about it.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
It’s scary how quickly it can grow too. Pubes are like a fucking weed. Just nasty. I don’t know how guys did it in the 70′s.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I just puked up King Kong Bundy’s tits.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I think all guys would want a friendship like the ones you have.
/ good story
April 19th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
6-8 weeks?!? you could braid that shit.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
This thread sure lost it’s erection
April 19th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
that’s pretty extreme. I am team clean shave, but a little bit I can put up with, most of the time.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
t o p l e s s…..topless
April 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
(no, no swinger parties)
Right, you just fuck each other on the side. I was kind of expecting “she showed” to end up with a train running through the station
April 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Truth. I have a fun bunch of friends. We are all pretty laid back.
Maybe it wasn’t coarse hair I was looking at, but braids……
/passes Hernia the puke bucket again
April 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
choo choo
April 19th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Flying puke bits.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Picture linked.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
/pounds computer desk
April 19th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Hernia’s blowing chunks.
/Who’s Chunks?
//Zing!
April 19th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
This
April 19th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Fantastic, YYSA. +1
April 19th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Fantastic, YYSA. +1
April 19th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
lol….he had her grow it out for 6-8 weeks. We are a very open group of friends as it is (no, no swinger parties) so we’ve all seen each others wives boobies and such, but this thing was like a goddamn wildebeest. Thick, coarse hair and whatnot. Just a replusive site. I almost spit my drink out. I looked at my wife and told her not to even think about it.
Not sure I’ll ever be looking at jck49erfan the same way again. Don’t let the argyle fool he’s like George Will in the bedroom.
/high faves SC.
April 19th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
lol.
April 19th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
oh. my. god.
they are uuuuuuuuuugggggeeee!
April 19th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
a little late, real late to the party.
this is best tbl post ever.
I want to throw this out as well from the same site –
Not sure who Alessandra Ambrosio is but I love her
April 23rd, 2011 at 11:20 PM
I would like to let everyone know that you can see boobs. Men, jerking off to these will never get old. Never has my dick been so happy!
http://egotastic.com/2011/04/brooklyn-decker-topless-yes-son-this-is-heaven/brooklyn-decker-topless-mark-squires-01/
Enjoy