Serena Williams’ Bikini Pics Are as Jarring as Michael Phelps’ Vegas Photos
1-liner, All, Michael Phelps, Tennis April 18th. 2011, 12:10pm
Serena Williams & Michael Phelps: Nope, they’re not together. But each was photographed in a bathing suit this weekend (Phelps in Vegas, Serena in Miami), and my first thought was, it looks like Phelps could use a hamburger, but Serena stole it from him? He used to look like an Adonis; now he looks like wiry Don Knotts. It’s good to see Williams is apparently recovered from her health scare. The French Open is less than a month away. Will Williams or Kim Clijsters play?
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April 18th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
He looks the same, he’s just not waxed and spray tanned.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Needs an NFL tag for the inclusion of Warren Sapp in this post
/Nods at Hernia
April 18th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
This comment thread could get interesting.
/pulls up chair
//cracks open beverage
///prepares bacon
April 18th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
jesus christ, serena’s ass is nimitz-class huge.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
or at least a NSFW tag. holy shit, those bikini bottoms are begging for a reprieve.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Ha. Serena’s ass is the size of 16 basketballs.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Her ass got hungry and ate the rest of the bathing suit.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
If she and LeBron ever mated…
April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
The friction between Serena’s thighs could solve the energy crisis.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
jesus christ, serena’s ass is nimitz-class huge.
What he said. You could set your beer on that shelf.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Serena – Jarring, gross, disgusting, unsightly, nauseating….whatever.
Phelps – I guess they finished filming the “diary of a wimpy kid” sequel.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
April 18th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
mike mayock just praised serena for her thick butt and mean streak and says she’ll be a steal past the 4th round.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
This isnt really jarring is it? If it is, then you were lying to yourself before. Who are the dudes who said they would do her? Show yourselves.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
You could easily get a 10 man game of quarters on that thing.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
You could bang that ass w a Duraflame log and she wouldn’t flinch.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
LMAO
April 18th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
And people think I have a big booty…
/she’s solid though…
April 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Serena looks very ecstatic about the Chicken Bacon Dipper from Quiznos.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Probably got stiff hips though.
Coop?
/first Coop joke
April 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
I’m proud to announce the Griswold Christmas dinner will be held on Serena’s ass this year. Uncle Lewis will be in attendance sans stogie.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Sir Mix-A-Lot approves
April 18th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Go on…
April 18th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I believe we have an early leader in the clubhouse.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I would have thrown a fuck into her 8 years ago.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
If I were in college, it was 1:48 a.m., the bar was closing and I’d been drinking since prior to sunset, I’d certainly take home Augusta Gloop there.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Earl Campbell is jealous of Serena’s physique…and Whitlock is jealous of her ass.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Well done.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Serena looks like she would be fun in bed.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Ah yes….the age old dilemma….to beat off or fuck that train wreck.
/admires Sanders honesty
April 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
/fixed
April 18th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
You could bang that ass w a Duraflame log and she wouldn’t flinch.
If I were in college, it was 1:48 a.m., the bar was closing and I’d been drinking since prior to sunset, I’d certainly take home Augusta Gloop there.
Both of these were great.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I think you have it mixed up. If you take her home then you are certainly Augustus Gloop.
/He likes a lot of chocolate.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Serena looks like she would break the bed.
/fixed
Eh, I ain’t scared…
April 18th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Serena looks very ecstatic about the Chicken Bacon Dipper from Quiznos.
Excellent.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Eh, I ain’t scared…
Wait until she pulls out her dick.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
“There’s just more of me to love, honey.”
April 18th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
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C’mon now, you’re trying too hard.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Wonder who told her she looked so good that they needed to take a picture to save it forever.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
You will be…you will be
April 18th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
That’s a huge ass!
April 18th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
/ fixed for accuracy
April 18th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I hear her ass has its own congressman.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Her ass double must be a rhino
April 18th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Proof or we don’t believe you.
/ male mentality
April 18th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Reminds me of that Al Pacino line.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Her ass has a least five zip codes and an area code associated with it.
/That’s a huge bitch!
April 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Phelps was nowhere close to Adonis-like with his body, he just had a strong core.
Cristiano has probably the only male body that looks Adonis-like in my book.
/ no Coop’d
April 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
47 comments and not one Road Trip reference. Well done, gents.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Reminds me of that Al Pacino line.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Freak child with a big booty?
April 18th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I hear her ass has been declared a Superfund cleanup site by the EPA.
/taking it in another direction.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Lowrie homerun. 3 for 3 today. This is unbelievable.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Boobs over Butts (B.O.B).
April 18th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
If she and LeBron ever mated
the kid aint getting the title gene from him.
you can barely see her garbage in that pic.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
I actually was going to use one but for some reason I thought #37 was from Road Trip.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
I’m disappointed this thread is not 100+ comments of ass jokes.
April 18th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I’d rock that ish…
/From the south
//we like em thick down here
April 18th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
She probably has a double wide toilet installed in her bathroom.
April 18th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I actually was going to use one but for some reason I thought #37 was from Road Trip.
I thought it was a Simpsons reference.
April 18th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
oh man I bout skeeted in my pants when I saw that ass on Serena and thats just a front shot.
April 18th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Just saw the back shot.
/Skeet’d
April 18th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
The picture of Serena should hopefully lay to rest any talk of her being beautiful. She looks like a frickin’ horse!! I threw up in my mouth when I saw this picture. She is ugly.