Playboy’s Top 10 Party School list is a pointless annual tradition that makes alumni and faculty act like it means something. Playboy says that plenty of research goes into the list each year, but I’m guessing a couple interns do a quick Google search for “college party” and rank the first ten identifiable co-eds. Anyway, this year the top party school is Colorado. Party on.

“Literally dozens of world-class ski resorts are a drive away,” Playboy said on its website. “You know Boulder is a party school because whenever you tell someone that you went there, the first thing they ask is, ‘Did you graduate?’”

Hi-yo! *falls off chair**wipes tears from eyes* Seriously. They party all the time at the #1 party school. And these other schools:

1. University of Colorado at Boulder
2. Pennsylvania State University
3. Arizona State University
4. University of Western Ontario
5. University of Texas at Austin
6. University of Wisconsin
7. University of Georgia
8. University of Tennessee, Knoxville
9. University of Central Florida
10. University of California, Santa Barbara

Man, they party so much harder at Wisconsin than they do at Georgia. It’s a tangible, measurable difference. I remember a few years back SUNY Albany was on the list. How did they have a St. Patty’s day like they did last month and not make the list again? They obviously don’t put a high enough premium on street brawls.

Check out the “official” list with pictures at Playboy.com. It’s NSFW. I probably shouldn’t need to tell you that, but you might have went to school at the University of Colorado. *dies laughing*

[ABC News via @slate]