I think you’re thinking of Flower Mound. Or possibly Grapevine. That’s pretty hardcore, there’s several places in those areas I wouldn’t go near for any reason at all.

No, i mean I literally aim with the wrong eye. I am right handed, but left eye dominant. If I don’t pull the trigger of a gun with my left hand, I couldn’t hit water from a boat.

way, way worse than that. We never got anywhere near Greenville. Just outskirts to outskirts. Our first home base was in Euless, and then we switched to whatever town is between Irving and Lewisville (can’t remember). And we went to dives, like bar full of Mexicans dives, or bar full of mustachioed 55 year old men drinking Lone Stars for a dollar dives.

Try getting buzzed first. No, seriously.

I play my best pool when I’m buzzed. OK at darts and ping pong.

At first I thought they named him Sal.

Haha! You could just continue to call him Sal. He looks like a Sal.

At first I thought they named him Sal. I was disappointed when I looked closer and saw that it was Sai.

Which bars Dirt? Regal Beagle on Greenville perhaps? Someone got stabbed there last year.

And I’m good at darts. But I suck, double suck at pool. I aim with the wrong eye.

I’m with you on that. I’m usually ok at pool, or really really bad. Now if someone is playing me at darts while I’m drunk, your ass is losing money.

I finally found out what that means. It stands for “click unfollow button.”

Oh yeah. I lasted a while though. I think it was from October until about February. 5 months of HOP was enough though.

I finally found out what that means. It stands for “click unfollow button.”

That and loud suits.

HOP

I think the raucous laughter and buddy-buddy atmosphere is a staple of all Sunday morning pre-game shows. That and loud suits.

I’m the opposite. Pretty decent at pool, but am terrible at darts. I haven’t played ping pong recently enough to know whether or not I suck at it.

I hold the paddle upside down, and it really throws people off. There’s a corner of the table I can’t cover, but people are too busy having their smashes back to get it there. I can hold a table for a good long time.

And I’m good at darts. But I suck, double suck at pool. I aim with the wrong eye.