Roundup: Dodgers Fans Don’t Feel Safe, Stephen Garcia Suspended (Again) & the Terrifying Cobra Pit
Stacy Keibler … it’s easy to tell travelers how “safe” resorts are in some of these dangerous countries … Glenn Beck and Fox News are over … man arrested for barking at dog … a cow is being taught how to jump like a horse … Ralph Nader’s idea for reform is idiotic … man opens a window to smoke, falls five stories to his death … how long before this book turns into a TV show on the CW? … certainly the most depressing celebrity story this week … “massive concentration of wealth” …
Hardly surprising: Fans don’t feel safe at Dodger Stadium. [Times]
South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia has been suspended “indefinitely.” It’s his fifth suspension. [The State]
Soccer player Wayne Bridge is dating Frankie Sandford, who is in a band called the Saturdays. [Kickette]
We’ll try not to make our Masters’ coverage all about Tiger. That will be difficult. [Slate]
The new Ole Miss mascot, Black Bear, has made his debut. [Ledger]
Tyler Zeller and John Henson are returning to UNC. That’s your best team in the ACC. [Tar Heel Blue]
On Russell Westbrook’s decision-making. [Point-Forward]
Jeff Goodman’s 2011-2012 college basketball Top 25 is sort of similar to ours, except he likes Pittsburgh. [Fox]
Gary Parrish’s 2011-2012 college basketball Top 25 is surprising because he really, really likes Vanderbilt. [CBS]
An update on Mark Brunell’s bankruptcy. [Times-Union]
I think the Spurs will need George Hill’s scoring in the 2nd round of the payoffs. [NYT]
Wonder who the source was that was so wrong. [Daily Tribune]
Cleaning a cobra pit looks like a difficult and terrifying job.
Pretty neat video of a giraffe being born.
Houston offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury was mic’d up. Did you know he was once linked to Britney Spears?
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April 7th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Stacy Keibler
kudos.
April 7th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Stacy Keibler
kudos.
Seconded.
April 7th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight after watching that cobra video.
April 7th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Garcia has to be done, right? Shaw is just as good, and apparenty he knows when not to drink.
April 7th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Legs
April 7th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
We’ll try not to make our Masters’ coverage all about Tiger. That will be difficult.
lee watson.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
FUCK THAT.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Glenn Beck and Fox News are over
Wonder if he’ll end up co-hosting with Keith Olbermann over on Al Gore’s network.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
in the most wide open masters in at least a decade?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Bananas is better
April 7th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
/Team Mickeltits
April 7th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Not when he misses the cut.
/bold prediction’d
April 7th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Perhaps, but no more idiotic than the claim of amateur status in big time NCAA football and basketball.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Jhonny Vegas gonna win The Masters.
/hook ‘em
April 7th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
aw yea.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Those cobras looked pissed. How many times has that guy done that to be so comfortable with it?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
/Team Mickeltits
hellz yes
April 7th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Still scary when they hiss and they strike that pose that they are about to bite. Let them live in their own filth.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
everyone wins. beck was more of the voice of the tea party than anyone else.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
I don’t know what’s more frightening, the cobra pit video or that disgusting video of a giraffe shtting out another giraffe.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Big fan of Stacy Keibler. Well done. And fuck Beck.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
A true slutty super hero
April 7th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Garcia has to be done, right? Shaw is just as good, and apparenty he knows when not to drink.
One would hope that five is the magic number.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Chuck-freaking-er
April 7th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Pretty neat video of a giraffe being born.
it was in cincinnati, so it was insestual.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
What the fuck do you have to do to a cobra to get it to strike? Dude is picking them up and tossing them around. I guess the broom and satchel are not threatening enough.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I don’t know about depressing. Definitely the most creepy. Especially in the context of how the Miley sex doll has flown off the shelves, apparently:
“We are completely sold out already,” Pipedream’s Kevin Johnson said, according to The Sun. “It’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.”
April 7th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
8 years in Columbia and only 5 suspensions, that’s not even one per year, step up your game Stephen.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
How aren’t they getting the shit sued out of them? And the NCAA should show this story to Ed O’Bannon and say “See, we could have done a lot worse with your likeness”
April 7th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Then don’t bother. Tiger isn’t even the biggest story with the national media now…Phil is a MUCH bigger story this week.
I have Vandy in my preseason top 5…they are loaded for bear. Similar to this year’s Florida team, IMO.
Suspect your top 25 will be the only one that doesn’t include Pitt.
It’s up in the air…some people who normally are big Garcia detractors are saying that the event that went down didn’t transpire in the manner as is being reported.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
British girl pop groups. They will never die. And I’m happy for that.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Hopefully Wayne Bridge gets enough coin to buy his new squeeze some boobies. She’s built like a 12 year old boy
April 7th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
/giggles
April 7th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Ha! +10000
Unfortunately, however, Ed O’ Bannon has about as much to do with that case now as does any commenter on this site.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
f’n ole piss fags. they had a chance to finally do something cool and get admiral ackbar to be the mascot, but in typical ole piss fashion they completely fuck it up.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Fuck Phil.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Few things sexier than a woman with a British accent.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Fuck Phil.
yoooooooooooo.
/big italian guy’d
April 7th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Should we be talking about this? I feel like we shouldn’t be talking about this.
/looks for Chris Hansen
April 7th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
And still only shooting so very slightly worse than Rose.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
My Masters plays:
Rory 28/1, Dustin J 20/1, Bubba 22/1, Sergio 66/1, Villegas 100/1
April 7th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Nope. I still want to get athletic with Thandie Newton.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Stacy Keibler
Amazing.
/swoons
April 7th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia has been suspended “indefinitely.” It’s his fifth suspension.
8 years in Columbia and only 5 suspensions, that’s not even one per year, step up your game Stephen.
Urban would have had him dealing uncut Colombian powder out of a high-rise condo.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Why? She’s 18
/Places order
April 7th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
that article made my skin crawl.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Why? She’s 18
She’s not very attractive, IMO.
/gets uncomfortable talking about this
April 7th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
w00t!
April 7th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Glenn Beck and Fox News are over
sweet. with that asstard olberman gone too, we are making some progress.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
/knocks on TBL’s front door
So, since it’s Masters weekend can, um… can JPQ come out and play?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I more worried that they claim they’re SOLD OUT of Miley Cyrus sex dolls. Like, what kind of sick freak says “Oh shit! They made a Miley! I must add her to my sex doll harem!”
April 7th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I was on a conference call yesterday with a woman with an Irish accent. I kind of dug that too.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Sergio 66/1
I hate that douchecanoe.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Rory 28/1, Dustin J 20/1, Bubba 22/1, Sergio 66/1, Villegas 100/1
sergio was one of 4 choices you could bet on to NOT make the cut. he isnt that bad, jeez.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
I swear I saw him post the other day.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Being able to order things on the internet has really made things take a turn for the worst…back when you had to do the walk of the shame to the adult bookstore and then to the cash register it would weed out some of this element
April 7th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
uh…that’d actually be villegas. sergio has been decent this year.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Now if we can just work on fixing the government…..
Seriously? A shut down? Fuck all of you finger pointing fucks. I used to think it was important to vote, but you’re just jumping from one fuck up to the next. With all the free time our politicians will have on their hands soon, I say we make them clean the cobra pit.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I’m liking Watney this weekend.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
My Masters plays:
no blitzkrieg?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Australian and South African are up there for me as well.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I more worried that they claim they’re SOLD OUT of Miley Cyrus sex dolls. Like, what kind of sick freak says “Oh shit! They made a Miley! I must add her to my sex doll harem!”
Whatever her age, she’s famous for playing a teen pop star. That means the fantasy in these people’s minds is of fucking a teen pop star. And that’s kinda gross.
In any case, Lizzie McGuire > Hannah Montana.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
lol. I was shocked to hear that it’s being sold on Amazon. I guess I never realized you could purchase sex toys there.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Seriously? A shut down? Fuck all of you finger pointing fucks. I used to think it was important to vote, but you’re just jumping from one fuck up to the next. With all the free time our politicians will have on their hands soon, I say we make them clean the cobra pit.
Just wait until next year’s budget. They’re about 50 or so billion off right now and can’t come to an agreement; but next year the Republicans (apparently back on the fiscally conservative train after 8 years) want to cut 3 trillion or they’ll lose their collective shit.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Hmmm, not bad bets…except for Villegas, you could as easily as wadded up money and thrown it in Rae’s Creek with that one.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
TANKS FER NUTHIN!
April 7th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I swear I saw him post the other day.
I saw a comment, can’t remember which post.
Free JPQ, TST and Mole.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
i couldn’t tell you one fact about Villegas. but when you put a slice of pizza on the guy (sbarro?), it’s just a for fun longshot play.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Isn’t that how Britney became famous?
Ah, yes, the ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ video……
April 7th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
This.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Louis Oosthuizen is my dark horse for the masters.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
you had me at sbarro.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Fixed.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I’m a big Bubba fan. Pulling for him. Dustin’s a great player, seems like a bit of a dial-tone though. I just really hope Nantz and the rest of them don’t focus on Tiger like he’s the only pretty girl at the dance for 4 whole days. So many other players that are nearly as good as he is, if not better than him as of late. If he’s 8 shots back on Saturday, we shouldn’t be seeing every single shot of his for the rest of the weekend.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
/shakes head
April 7th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
i couldn’t tell you one fact about Villegas.
Pink pants.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Good point. Thank God I was 12/13 at the time.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Charlize Theron, the best thing to come out of South Africa. Her stint on Arrested Development was hysterical.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Seriously? A shut down? Fuck all of you finger pointing fucks. I used to think it was important to vote, but you’re just jumping from one fuck up to the next. With all the free time our politicians will have on their hands soon, I say we make them clean the cobra pit.
totally agree. they all suck, and do nothing to truly serve the people anymore.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I like how there are those who want the government to get involved in the NFL labor dispute…they can’t figure out their own shit, could only make those negotiations worse
April 7th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Massive concentration of wealth
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/03/eat-the-rich.html
Probably link fail.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Yeah they seem to have a collective brain far that 2001-2009 the national debt grew from around $4 billion to $11 billion. But facts don’t matter to them.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Seriously? A shut down? Fuck all of you finger pointing fucks. I used to think it was important to vote, but you’re just jumping from one fuck up to the next. With all the free time our politicians will have on their hands soon, I say we make them clean the cobra pit.
I know a bunch of army engineers that will be out on furlough due to this shit. These are the people who, you know, design weapons, APCs, tanks etc and train soldiers on how to use the newer weapons systems. On of my buddies would still have to go to Afghanistan to train the soldiers while technically not working. Ugh this sickens me to no end.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
i put a bet on d johnson as well, but a small one. that dude can seriously wreck a tourney in 9 holes.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I’m a big Bubba fan
i like him or Kaymer to win.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
What do you know? It worked!
April 7th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Feel I should link this, a good read on Maggie Dixon (Jamie’s sister) who passed away 5 years ago yesterday.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I was 16 when Brittany came along. Good times in high school. Still thought Genie in a Bottle was a better video (and Christina’s hotter anyway).
April 7th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
national debt grew from around $4 billion to $11 billion
Trillion. I think we were looking for trillion there. But, point taken. Facts don’t matter.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
My parents watch way too much of Glenn Beck, it makes them paranoid and weird. Guy is a fucking snake oil salesman.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Speaking of brain farts…
April 7th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Kaymer’s never made a cut and I think the only guy that moves the ball left to right that has a chance at Augusta is Watney and he is still kinda my dark horse this week.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Don’t know if his short game will hold up at Augusta. The course will be playing hard/fast this weekend, so length won’t be as much as a factor as usual. This opens the door for the shorter hitters/short game guys like Stricker, Z. Johnson, etc.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
My parents watch way too much of Glenn Beck, it makes them paranoid and weird. Guy is a fucking snake oil salesman.
Christ. That’s scary. My parents watch more FoxNews than I deem allowable (more than 15 seconds) and I’ve gotten into numerous heated arguments with them about this. Even they don’t watch Beck though.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Go Dustin Johnson!
/USA! USA!
April 7th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I so wish I knew more about golf as everyone here does.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
re: Kaymer – what PL Stab said.
I’m bullish on Rory
April 7th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Butters…the new avatar is awesome.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Nice link, Cleet.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
this.
i like phil as favorite, AK, ryan moore, luke donald and bubba.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
If this is the case, this needs a helluva lot more Luke Donald.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
I so wish I knew more about golf as everyone here does.
A crash course.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
That is offensive to one Nigel West Dickens.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
What we need is a good old fashioned riot on the Capital Hill steps.
Such a weird morning… a girl on the bus completely passed out while we were in the middle of lakeshore drive. I’m talking unconscious-for-5-minutes, laying-on-the-ground, dead-to-the-world passed out.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
i wish i was…i love his swing but hate watching him play. he should be a 10-time winner by now he’s so good.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
is this your first time watching golf on tv?
/I kid. but seriously.
really? everything I have heard is that he is not set up for Augusta at all, and that he will struggle to make the cut. but I also heard he has been shaping his game strictly for the Master’s course, so who knows.
/Team Bubba
April 7th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Legend.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Place just filed for bankruptcy. Can’t be that good.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Fowler is by far my favorite player to watch right now. I don’t care if he dresses like a gay hair stylist.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I so wish I knew more about golf as everyone here does.
TIGAH… TIGAH… TIGAH… TIGAH WOODS Y’ALL.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
i like it and that’s all that matters.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
a gay hair stylist.
Little redundant there, no?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I’m a big DJ fan, but he has been way to streaky this year for my liking. a DJ and Bubba final pairing would be tits though.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Just cause they talk about it, doesn’t mean they know about it.
/golfercraig
April 7th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
This. I can’t talk rationally about politics with my parents. Mainly because I think it’s disrespectful to tell them to fuck off.
Did everyone get their cell phones out to take video of it?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I so wish I knew more about golf as everyone here does.
the masters is a hell of a weekend to start. give it a few hours, its pretty damn entertaining.
also helps to love watching golf if you play it, shitty or not.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
re: Kaymer – what PL Stab said.
doesn’t take away from a good season thus far.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
if you had told me he had 3 top 10′s in 6 starts, i would’ve been shocked. he’s seemed invisible this year even for someone the pga is trying to hype like mad.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
shutdown? we’re calling this the Great Furloughgeddon of 2011. I coined it and I plan on filling out the trademark/copyright paperwork while I’m on my shar of the Great Furloughgeddon of 2011.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Five years already? Yikes. I still remember ESPN running story after story on it after it happened. Sad.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Haha. Like, I could name a bunch of golfers, recognize them by their faces. But I couldn’t tell how you could set hem apart as well as everyone else does.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
It’s not. Pizza was never meant to be served in fast food form.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
he’s seemed invisible this year even for someone the pga is trying to hype like mad.
He just doesn’t seem to have any personality at all. Then again, neither does Tiger.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
All of this right hurr.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Won’t change anything, not with gov’t being paid for by business and interest groups.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
He just doesn’t seem to have any personality at all. Then again, neither does Tiger.
fist pumping doesnt count as personality?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Fixed.
/Coastal Carolina represent
April 7th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
$5.768 trillon –> $10.626 trillon (8 years) = bad
$10.626 trillion –> $14.278 trillon (27 months) = _____?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Oh I love the shit out of some golf. But I’ve played maybe, 100 holes total in my life. I’ve got one friend that I live with that actually likes to play, but getting him to wake up early and play is like trying to get Congress to pass a budget on time.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Won’t change anything, not with gov’t being paid for by business and interest groups.
Nope, unless we have some sort of revolution, government isn’t going to change much. It’ll still be run by the rich/corporations no matter whom you elect.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Tiger’s interview with Rinaldi on Sunday’s SportsCenter was almost sad. He’s also losing A LOT of hair.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Oh man, my stepfather is one of the “Well, if you let them get married, what’s next? People marrying goats,” movement. It’s very macabre, but in about 20 or so years this country ought be a might more progressive in its attitudes toward certain things.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Please don’t make this into a post today, TBL. I’m sure you’ll see it eventually – Another Charley Walters article declaring “Donovan McNabb Will Be Vikings Quarterback Next Year (Zero Proof or Evidence of this Forthcoming Because I’m Randomly Throwing Shit Against the Wall)” Ugh.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
yeah politics talk! this should go well.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
He should talk to Jeter’s plugs guy
April 7th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
did the cabin depressurize?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Trouble in big mama Bron’s house.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Rinaldi can suck a fat cock.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I think people were too concerned/irritated they were going to be late to work to take out their cell phones and make a video.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
5.768 trillon –> $10.626 trillon (8 years) = bad
$10.626 trillion –> $14.278 trillon (27 months) = _____?
Worse. Still doesn’t change the fact that Republicans weren’t fiscally conservative at all those 8 years. But now they’re getting all pissy with their ‘fiscally conservative principles’ when Democrats offered to meet them halfway in oder to prevent a complete government shutdown.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Anyone watch the “Yes Sir” special last night? Thought it was pretty good – didn’t like Jackie Jr. as the narrator though – gave it a little bit of a cheeseball factor.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Liquidate old, white people.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
He is aware!
/Costanza’d
April 7th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Did golfercraig get the banhammer? I remember him whining a lot about the content. Still, when he showed up that one random morning calling out spencer, that was hilarious. Top 10 TBL commenter moment.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Considering the collapse actually happened in 2008, this isn’t really that surprising. But I’m sure that’s what you were trying to infer.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
It will be. And it’s not that weird to think about at all. The older people need to die so they’re old ways of thinking can die with them. 20-30 years from now, our kids will be like “really, you guys were that weird about gay people? You guys were such weirdos, Uncle Rooney.”
April 7th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
“Sorry boss, some bitch had the nerve to collapse on my bus today and caused me to be 10 minutes late to the office.”
April 7th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
So your argument is that the GOP shouldn’t be fiscally conservative now because they weren’t years ago? Regardless of the fact that there has been major turnover within the GOP ranks in recent years?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Oh man, my stepfather is one of the “Well, if you let them get married, what’s next? People marrying goats,” movement. It’s very macabre, but in about 20 or so years this country ought be a might more progressive in its attitudes toward certain things.
The gay marriage people kill me with their hypocrisy. I always come back with Russian mail-order brides, shows like “The Bachelor”, the fact that half of the people clamoring against gay-marriage are probably divorced themselves… facts don’t matter to these people though.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Wow, Goosen holes out for eagle on #1. Don’t know if I’ve ever seen an eagle on #1.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
There are four parts to the GDP equation,, C, I, G and NX. When C & I go down, like they did in 2007-2009, G has to pick up the slack. Hoover and his brilliant brain trust back in ’29-33 had all four go down, that leads to depression.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
So your argument is that the GOP shouldn’t be fiscally conservative now because they weren’t years ago? Regardless of the fact that there has been major turnover within the GOP ranks in recent years?
My argument is fuck politicians. Every last one of them. The all flip-flop to suit their interests. Satisfied?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
and hasn’t he missed the cut in his other 3? love watching the guy hit, just pretty inconsistent.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Yeesh, that company appears to have opened Endora’s Box.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
And now he’s no longer with us. Let that be a lesson to all. Don’t fuck with team /fuck the bulls.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
But if the members of the GOP changed their stance on gay marriage, that would be an ok flip-flop for you, right?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
End The Fed.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Trinidad and West Indian type accents FTW.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
LOL
Living w/ fiance = bad. Sex w/ random coed in bar bathroom = good.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
People complaining about politicians is fun, as if they’ve forgotten that this is a democratic republic and the people on Capitol Hill weren’t hired by some third party
April 7th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
But if the members of the GOP changed their stance on gay marriage, that would be an ok flip-flop for you, right?
Pops some popcorn and sits back.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I think Golfer Craig willingly left on his own terms. He can now sometimes be found at Sparty and Friends defending the Bears stolen victory over the Lions.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
11 am day baseball today! YAY! Sadly, ESPN3 doesn’t work in my office so I’ll be relying on you folks for Masters tidbits.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
But if the members of the GOP changed their stance on gay marriage, that would be an ok flip-flop for you, right?
What’s your point? I hate all politicians. Democrat, Republican. Doesn’t matter. I’m for gay marriage. Keep your religious bullshit out of my personal life. Did you see Huckabee on Stewart last night? Unbelievable. Keep in mind that our Democrat President has flip flopped back and forth on this issue too. And I think he’s a douche/lacks any balls for doing so.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Jay V, you just getting live scoring updates?
April 7th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Stupid. You don’t really know someone until you live with them. Good luck with that, Roethlisberger.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Well, in his defense, he is black with a terrorist’s moniker in his name. He had to throw a bone or two out there to the centrists in the run-up to the election.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Pops some popcorn and sits back.
seems like you have been eating a lot of popcorn lately, mr devang
April 7th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
The South will rise again!
April 7th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Who really does? They all speak in cliches just like coaches. Most act like robots, so I never understood the criticism of Tiger on this. I think he’s usually pretty candid and open in his interviews.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
seems like you have been eating a lot of popcorn lately, mr devang
I like being 2 of the 7 deadly sins. Plus I like good entertainment.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Outstanding piece by Bruce Arthur. Canada knows what’s up in basketball.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Who really does? They all speak in cliches just like coaches. Most act like robots, so I never understood the criticism of Tiger on this. I think he’s usually pretty candid and open in his interviews.
Bubba’s got some personality. When he was interviewed after the PGA last year and was talking about his dad and how stoked he was just to get on the Ryder Cup team, I thought that was cool.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I think he’s usually pretty candid and open in his interviews.
Whaa? He gives the same interview every time!
April 7th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Agreed. I don’t think homey is in a good place right now, no matter how he tries to spin it. Did you notice his one front tooth is darker than the others? Guessing that’s where he took the 7 iron in the grill from Elin.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I CANNOT wait for this on HBO. A murderers row if you ask me.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
SC – That may be a post later. read it last night. which side are you on?
April 7th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Sounds like someone who has made some mistakes but is finally growing up and acting like a responsible adult. I applaud such personal growth and enlightenment.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Outstanding piece by Bruce Arthur. Canada knows what’s up in basketball.
Should be noted he thinks Howard should be the MVP. I can’t recall his stance on advanced statistics in relation hockey, would be interesting if to see if he supports those.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
and acting like a responsible adult.
Not living with your fiance isn’t acting like a responsible adult. It’s just dumb. You don’t really know a person until you live with them.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I like those parts, TBL. I also can get down with his assessment of Dwight as MVP.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Ah wa gowan. TNT FTMFW!
April 7th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Wonder when we’ll get around to addressing polygamy. Love the hypocritical stance towards these folks by most everyone. Meanwhile every other type of deviant behavior is a-ok.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Basketball is not a dance. It’s the weather.
Great line.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Not living with your fiance isn’t acting like a responsible adult. It’s just dumb.
Plenty of sweeping generalizations this morning.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I meant the Talking Funny special with Louis CK, Rock, Gervais, and Seinfeld.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Polygamy being legalized would make tax season more complicated if you had 5 people on a joint return, I’d like to think this is the only thing standing in its way
April 7th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Sounds like someone who has made some mistakes but is finally growing up and acting like a responsible adult. I applaud such personal growth and enlightenment.
Ummm, I think were seeing some of Coop’s dry sarcastic wit here.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
*we’re
April 7th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Deviant. Oh my!
April 7th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
People saying those with complaints about elected officials are silly to feel the way they do is fun. It’s like they forget that voting is majority based, and the person individuals vote for may not be selected by the thousands of other voters.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Is Ian Poulter allowed to wear white pants already? Isn’t it too early for that? Where are my fashionistas?
April 7th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Is Ian Poulter allowed to wear white pants already? Isn’t it too early for that? Where are my fashionistas?
I’ve always heard that was a no-no before memorial day.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I’m aware, just saying don’t hate the player, hate the game (and by that I mean registered voters)…I’d love to be a crooked Congressman
April 7th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Is it warm? Then it’s reasonable.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
White pants/shorts/skirts/dresses/shoes between Memorial Day and Labor Day. However, there is such a thing as winter white.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I wore white pants to play on Saturday. It was 65-70 degrees.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Is it warm? Then it’s reasonable.
80′s in Augusta all week.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
wow. this is pretty inaccurate, but what do i know, only 30% of my dvr is filled with regular season PGA events.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I can’t even pronounce some of these words but I still want to eat it.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Deviant. Oh my!
April 7th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
In what way? I can only go by what I see, and when TW is interviewed after a round his answers seem ok to me. I certainly don’t think Phil is exactly Clinton-esque in his interviews. He just gives his cliched answers with a smile and Tiger doesn’t, and people eat it up. I don’t buy his “aw shucks” BS. Too many stories of what a cock he really is when not in front of a camera.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Sex with kids, sex with animals and non-consensual sex stand the test of time and will going forward…everything else should be all systems go
April 7th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Too many stories of what a cock he really is when not in front of a camera.
link? Also, I wouldn’t label Phil as a great interview or “personality” either… There are other players on the tour besides Tiger and Phil.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
you must not have been around for coop’s great Rothlesbeger defense of 2010. I don’t think there is anything sarcastic about this at all.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
he’s fine when talking about his buddies, but the minute he’s talking about his golf game, it’s single-word, stock answers.
you mean when he rails against USGA setups, the new groove rules, his campaign against rees jones? he give honest, insightful answers that give a great look into the mindset of a golf great.
stories like him giving a single-mother waitress a $2k tip? or is he a dick because his mom and wife got breast cancer in the same year?
if you want someone different than how they look in front of a camera, go to freddie couples. he’s an asshole. phil is not.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
The man got a bad bathroom BJ and its like he’s the fucking devil. I blame that gutless bitch Goodell who tried and convicted an innocent man in the name of image control. Fuck him.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Oh, well he once gave a big tip, so that settles that. Maybe fire up your google machine and see if you can find any evidence to the contrary. Mickelson and Tiger are both dicks, but I only care to watch these athletes play and be great, not how they act off the course. But all the criticism of Tiger is absurd when most golfers do the same shit. People love Daly for pete’s sake, and dude could not be a bigger fucking asshole.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Mickelson and Tiger are both dicks,
Again… link that verifies Mickelson’s dick? Did he bang your GF or something? All I’ve ever heard is nice stuff about the guy.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
ink that verifies Mickelson’s A dick?
Huge omission on my part there.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
if you want someone different than how they look in front of a camera, go to freddie couples. he’s an asshole. phil is not.
ths aggression will not stand you sonova bitch
April 7th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
why don’t you use google and find out mickelson’s good deeds for yourself.
go to golfwrx.com…sign up for an account and look thru there. those guys are as tuned into golf as you’ll ever see and, while there are always some people who’ll think you’re an asshole, there are enough stories about phil being a great dude off the course that it really makes that shit ring hollow.
if i gave more of a shit, id give you a bunch of links, but i think you’re really off on phil, dude.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
freddie has a penchant for bitching out volunteers. if nantz wasn’t his college roommate, he wouldn’t have nearly the sparkling rep.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Maybe Mickelson’s been doing some image rehab lately, but it’s not hard to find that players on tour think he’s a dick. That their nickname for him is FIGJAM (Fuck I’m Good, Just Ask Me) is hilarious.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
freddie has a penchant for bitching out volunteers. if nantz wasn’t his college roommate, he wouldn’t have nearly the sparkling rep.
Well, they should learn the fucking rules and etiquette of golf, and quit moving in his backswing!!!
April 7th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
every single report from the past two ryder cups contrasts this.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Well, they should learn the fucking rules and etiquette of golf, and quit moving in his backswing!!!
DAMN YOU PEOPLE! THIS IS GOLF!!
/Shooter McGavin’d
April 7th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
maybe FC’s backswing shouldn’t be 40 minutes long then.
/i keed, i love his swing