Ranking the NFL Head Coaches (Part II)
Yesterday, I ranked the 16 best NFL coaches. Now, I pick up with the other 16 coaches. One interesting thing is the dividing line between going with a complete unknown and unproven commodity as head coach who has no interim or college experience running a team. As you will see, I actually have four coaches below the cut for the unproven guys, which means I would replace these guys with a highly qualified assistant because I have seen enough.
17. Jim Schwartz (age 45). Schwartz is hard to evaluate because Detroit was soooo bad when he took over, so his 8-24 mark can be forgiven. This is a big year to make a leap. This team came on strong at the end of last year. Schwartz has an economics degree and is a bright guy. If he can get the quarterback position to stay healthy, we may see some good things.
18. Leslie Frazier (age 52). This one’s a hunch. I like Leslie Frazier’s personality and demeanor, and he has the track record as a successful defensive coordinator. He’s got to be higher than the bottom of this list, because he’s a major upgrade over Childress.
19. Steve Spagnuolo (age 52). He’s in the same range as Schwartz. This is the year he could make the leap, as he took over a dreadful situation in St. Louis and has moved them toward respectable.
20. Jim Caldwell (age 56). He’s got the highest winning percentage of all current coaches. He’s also been massively outcoached in two playoff losses and seems far too conservative for my taste. Still, not every coach could have taken the Colts team to the Super Bowl two years. He’s a poor man’s George Seifert. Not the best or nearly as good as his record, but not the worst either.
21. John Fox (age 56). Too conservative for me, and tends to stick with non-productive veterans too long. Teams have been too volatile with good years followed by bad. His conservative approach has led to many fourth quarter losses where the team led. Still, took a team with Jake Delhomme at quarterback to the Super Bowl.
22. Pete Carroll (age 60). Fifty year old Carroll, sure. He’s the second oldest coach in the league, and I’d rather have a younger guy rather than someone looking for a payday and to avoid NCAA sanctions.
23. Jack Del Rio (age 48). Here we get into the range of replacement level coaches. Del Rio is a perfectly competent coach, with a slightly over .500 record, 2 playoff appearances, and a guy that seems to always keep them chopping wood.
24. Tony Sparano (age 50). Meh. Another coach who is right at the replacement line, one playoff appearance in 3 seasons.
25. Ron Rivera (age 49). Okay, so I looked at all rookie coaches hired from 1997-2006 (other than interims). Of the 34, 15 never made the playoffs, and 6 more only made it once. Most were assistants and not college coaches. 34% of them made the playoffs in more than 25% of the seasons they coached, including names like Brad Childress, Jim Fassel, and Herm Edwards. Most new coaches fail, it’s as simple as that, so I’m ranking these new hires only above the guys who I think I would replace because uncertainty is better than the known. Rivera has been a deserving coaching candidate for years after coordinating the Bears defense in 2006, and the Chargers units of late.
26. Pat Shurmur (age 46). Shurmur was the Eagles quarterback coach for a long time under Reid, and then coordinated the Rams’ offense with a rookie quarterback. His uncle was defensive coordinator for the Packers’ Super Bowl teams.
27. Hue Jackson (age 46). He’s a high energy guy who did wonders with the Raiders offense last year, considering what he had to work with. I like Jackson, but he’s in the abyss in Oakland.
28. Mike Munchak (age 51). Great player in the Hall of Fame, long time assistant as offensive line coach. Hand picked off of Fisher’s staff to replace him.
29. Chan Gailey (age 59). Gailey has actually done wonders with quarterbacks, including Fitzpatrick last year. He’s tied for 3rd oldest though, without much track record of success, and seems like a guy who would be a good coordinator but who I don’t necessarily want as coach at this point. Still having a hard time getting opening day against Dolphins out of my head, too.
30. Norv Turner (age 59). Do not get why he is coaching for 17 seasons in the league and continues to get chances to show how mediocre he is. For never taking over an expansion team or truly horrible team, his 99-105-1 record is simply unacceptable. He is too conservative when he needs to make bold decisions, and his teams always seem to underperform talent.
31. Marvin Lewis (age 53). The fact that Lewis, who has gone to the playoffs twice in eight seasons and never gotten past the wildcard round, and has seen his franchise quarterback want out, but is coming back for a 9th season says all you need to know about the expectations of the Bengals organization. Nice guy, but the Peter principle says his opportunity should be up.
32. Gary Kubiak (age 50). Five years, no playoffs, and he is coming back. In each of the last two years, he has made baffling end-of-game decisions that run counter to how his team should be playing, and could have made the playoffs each of the last two with better management. He can run an offense, but the defense has regressed under Kubiak, and they seem to constantly come up small when it matters most.
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April 7th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Steve Spagnuolo!?!?!?? WTF!!!!! Now, to read the post
April 7th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
The Phoenix Gorilla and Beetlejuice should go in Nos. 31 & 32, Kubiak and Lewis can play Madden for the rights to the honorable mention.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
OK, so now for the serious comments that you all were no doubt waiting for from me. Never thought I’d read this:
Del Rio is a perfectly competent coach
And this seems out of line with my understanding of these posts:
I like Jackson, but he’s in the abyss in Oakland.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Tony Sparano is #1 in field goal celebrations.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
I like Jackson, but he’s in the abyss in Oakland.
I didn’t rank him based on that. Just pointing out the truth. We are likely to never find out if he is any good because he coaches in Oakland.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Too high
April 7th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Waaaay too high
April 7th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Texans is going to kill himself today. This is not good.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Norv is too low.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
OK, fair enough. I kind of expect to do the same thing as the wife beater he took the job from: better than expected & fired/sued before he can actually collect his bargained for earnings
April 7th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
I would take #17-#23 over Haley, Garrett and Shanahan. Especially Fox.
This cannot be overstated.
Also, given what we know about Del Rio, I would rather roll the dice with Rivera, Shumur and Hue Jackson.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Caldwell needs to be lower.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Del Rio is a perfectly competent coach
Career record of 65-63, perfectly competent sums it up well. Surprised there hasn’t been more turnover on the coaching staff considering he’s a bit of a lame duck (2 years left, but with a make the playoffs or else edict).
April 7th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Ole melty face is right where he needs to be. I think Del Rio might be a bit high.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
jeebus, Pete Carroll is old.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
He deserves to be higher because he’s one of the increasingly rare coaches who doesn’t insist on a cult-like “system” which dictates every aspect of the team, regardless if it even proves to be successful.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Delhomme was average once upon a time. Until he fell off a cliff.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Joe Gibbs was a better coach than Bill Parcells, yet that fatass always gets more hype because of his “brash, no nonsense” way.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
I feel like the quality of the league will drastically improve when A) neither of these guys are head coaches and B) both of these guys are coordinators.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
/what really happened.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Does he even deserve to be called coach when all he does is stand there with a headset on? Is that thing even on, or does he just wear it for looks? He looks even more clueless than Art Shell did.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
wait, why was he better? Parcells kicked Gibbs ass.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Joe Gibbs was a better coach than Bill Parcells
I agree with this. I happen to think Parcells gets wayyy too much credit. Great coaches don’t leave teams every few years, walk out on teams that are in the Super Bowl, and consistently follow up great years with non-playoff ones.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
You spelled Peyton Manning wrong.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
wait, why was he better? Parcells kicked Gibbs ass.
Compare their career records, postseason records, and rings. Proof is in the pudding.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
If the Tuna knew how to work an computer, you’d all be in for a lashing right now.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
To properly judge Kubiak you have to remember how moribund the staff was in Capers’ last year. He was fucking awful.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
I thought once everyone fully realized how awesome Belichick was it took some of the luster off of Parcells
April 7th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
wait, why was he better? Parcells kicked Gibbs ass.
Dont forget Belichick was his D coordinator on his two Super Bowl teams.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
I don’t know about better but Gibbs did more with less.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
him leaving has nothing to do with his coaching…1987 was a weird NFL season and was all kinds of fucked up. the year after the the Jets went to AFC Title game, they lost Testerverde on the first day. and his Jets teams had some pretty shitty talent. the cowboys tenure > gibbs second tenure with skins
April 7th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Actually, Schwartz might not be too high. Didn’t read Part 1 of this post until just now, and I couldn’t find 17 coaches better than him on that list. It’s hard to accept that that’s the world I live in, where Jim Schwartz is the 17th best coach in the NFL.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
and he had crennel, weis and coughlin on his staff. belichick had weis and crennel. coughlin had none. does that mean coughlin is better than both? no.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
wait, why was he better? Parcells kicked Gibbs ass.
I don’t remember things happening this way but, please, go ahead and remind me. Gibbs won 3 Super Bowls during their heyday to Parcells 2 and he had a higher career winning percentage during that time.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
the cowboys tenure > gibbs second tenure with skins
a.k.a, 0 playoff wins vs. 2 playoff wins
April 7th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
To properly judge Kubiak you have to remember how moribund the staff was in Capers’ last year. He was fucking awful.
This seems to be the deal with Lewis as well. Because it was so bad before, you get a pass. Last successful coach to not make playoffs in first 5 years . . . go.
And I’m not saying none of those guys will be worse than Kubiak. We probably have another Scott Linehan somewhere on that list. I just know that Kubiak doesn’t seem like a guy to get the job done. Would be a top offensive coordinator after this experience, but I dont want him making the calls with the game on the line as far as strategy.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
well in that case. Georege Seifert is better than 98% of coaches.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
I don’t remember things happening this way but, please, go ahead and remind me. Gibbs won 3 Super Bowls during their heyday to Parcells 2 and he had a higher career winning percentage during that time.
Quick check, looks like Parcells was 12-9 vs Gibbs during Washington/New York days, and Parcells retired before Washington’s great 1991 season.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
I don’t know about better but Gibbs did more with less.
Not meaning to play both sides of the fence here but Parcells is known as a great talent evaluator with heavy input into the more/less he was working with
April 7th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
which was aided by Ray Handley. FUCK YOU AND YOUR READ AND REACT DEFENSE!
April 7th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Last successful coach to not make playoffs in first 5 years
Tom Landry? I might be wrong
April 7th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
This Gibbs discussion is probably the highlight of the past two years as a Redskins fan.
Damn.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Tom Landry? I might be wrong
This is right. But he took over an expansion team that didn’t even get to draft players their first year. And two teams made the playoffs.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
COACH.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Ha! I made no claims that Gary Kubiak is anywhere near the same level as a coach to Tom Landry just that Landry’s the last one to do what you asked
April 7th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
What are you talking about? They won the Super Bowl in his 4th season
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
I didn’t mean to suggest you thought that, stark.
Just that, yes, as far as I can tell, Landry is about the only one, and his circumstances were worse than Kubiak.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
This seems to be the deal with Lewis as well. Because it was so bad before, you get a pass. Last successful coach to not make playoffs in first 5 years . . . go.
[mumbles something incoherent while shuffling feet]
I’m not saying Kubiak should still have a job, but his career with Houston seems to be divided between a few bad game decisions that really cost the Texans. Not to minimize this, but he has overseen a huge increase in talent and offensive production. Though I guess you could credit Rick Smith for this just as easily as you could Kubiak.
Fuck it, I give up. I’m not defending Kubiak.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
does that include the 17-0 beatdown in the NFC Title game?
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
COACH.
championship game in year 3, Super Bowl in year 4.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Worst coach of the last 25 years? can anyone think of a better candidate than Rich Kotite?
April 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
They were both great. I watched too many of those Giants Redskins games in the 80′s to call Gibbs better than Parcells. And as for the “Belichick was the D coordinator for the two rings spiel” I know who was the D coordinator of the Giants when that defense became dominant, Bill Parcells. Also, if you’re going to make the ring argument, Congrats to the Skins for your first two flukish strike season trophies.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
does that include the 17-0 beatdown in the NFC Title game?
Yes, it includes the loss to a superior Giants team in 1986. Gibbs should have lost to the Bears on the road as a wildcard that year to make his record against Parcells look better.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Marinelli.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Worst coach of the last 25 years? can anyone think of a better candidate than Rich Kotite?
Marty Mornhinweg? He’s a fine assistant, but was a disaster as head coach. Though the argument could be made that it was not entirely his fault.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Lisk already beat me to the facts — DAMN YOU LISK — but I think the original intent had more to do with the idea that the Giants would always (obviously not always, but stay with me here) lose to the Redskins, the Redskins would always lose to the Eagles and the Eagles would always lose to the Giants. I think. Darrell or Dirt or someone might have a more clear memory of that dynamic.
Of course, that was all before the Cowboys got better again.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Worst coach of the last 25 years? can anyone think of a better candidate than Rich Kotite?
David Shula was pretty bad, but didn’t do it in New York.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Also, if you’re going to make the ring argument, Congrats to the Skins for your first two flukish strike season trophies
Well, Mr. Assbeater oversaw a team that came back from the Super Bowl to start 0-5 in one of those fluky seasons.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
taking over for the Skins after their glory run, and during the time that Jack Kent Cooke died would put the Skins closer to expansion than you think. Also, he is still the last Skins coach to have won a divisional championship.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
wrong coach
April 7th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
God, I wanted to say Wade Phillips, right before I realized he was about twice as good as Josh McDaniels.
/weeps
April 7th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I think the Texans have gone as far as they’re going to go with Kubiak. Players will start to tune him out soon if they already haven’t. He got the Texans from point A to point B and now somebody needs to take them from point B to point C.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I thought Rick Venturi had it sewed up as worst HC in modern NFL history
April 7th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Also, he is still the last Skins coach to have won a divisional championship
Sad but true. Dont forget Snyder was at his worst at that point (forcing Jeff George on him) AND firing him when the team was 7-6.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
I’m sure I can find a shit ton of links from the first 6 games of last season saying how brilliant he is.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
People overrate Bill Parcells because of his sweaters.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Love this.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Not surprising coming right off the heels of the Dikta Era.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
You know who doesn’t get enough credit for his ineptitude? Dennis Erickson.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Nope. Wolf was called on all of those.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
And the tits, guys love tits
Guys like Rick Venturi shouldn’t count since wasn’t he just an interim guy at a couple stops? I’d be more interested in looking up who the worst coach to ever get hired for two jobs was, Kotite? Lindy Infante?
April 7th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
I was expecting to hear more Bobby Petrino.
April 7th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Guys like Rick Venturi shouldn’t count since wasn’t he just an interim guy at a couple stops? I’d be more interested in looking up who the worst coach to ever get hired for two jobs was, Kotite? Lindy Infante?
Good point. We probably want two separate categories–guys who were aborted quickly, within a couple of years–like the Petrinos, and guys who fooled people into coaching for a while, like say 5+ years.
Dick Jauron has to be the patron saint of the bad coach that coached for a long time crowd.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Not to take away from Jauron’s suck, but how ’bout Herm Edwards?
April 7th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Dave Wannstedt was Dick Jauron in the Pros and College.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Not to take away from Jauron’s suck, but how ’bout Herm Edwards?
Edwards had one impressive talent. Winning tiebreakers at 9-7. Hall of Famer at it. Knew how to beat the right teams to win the tiebreakers.
But Jauron parlayed one six week run of winning improbable games in overtime into a 10 year coaching career.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Can Terry Robiskie be the patron saint of horrible interim coaches?
April 7th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Joe Walton
April 7th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Steve Spurrier
April 7th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Greatest Kotite quote eeeeeeever:
“My record speaks for itself.”
April 7th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Caldwell should be last. He is awful. Anything the Colts have achieved under Caldwell is despite him, or because of Manning. His in-game decision making is indefensible. So many mistakes are made by players that just didn’t happen under Dungy, or were very rare. Like when Taj Smith ran into the Jets’ punter in the fourth quarter of the playoff game. Shit like that hardly ever happened before, the team is a mess.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
April 7th, 2011 at 6:32 PM
marvin lewis has to deal with mike brown. id say he’s done pretty well all things considered.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
<blockquotemarvin lewis has to deal with mike brown. id say he’s done pretty well all things considered.
F*** them both, and Palmer too
April 7th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
How soon we forget how gross the Bengals were before Marvin Lewis
April 7th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
And yet here they are drafting 4th.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
What has Marvin done that has changed the image of the franchise?
April 7th, 2011 at 6:46 PM
3/8 losing seasons with Marvin, 10/11 before him. I think he has done a good job considering the franchise he works for.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
I think a lot of that had to do with having a competent QB. Once Palmer went to shit, so the Marvin’s “good job”.
April 7th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Dammit, pissed I couldn’t be here for the comments. Glad that Kubiak is dead last.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Kubiak is the man!
/of sucking ass
April 10th, 2011 at 4:19 AM
I call BS on anyone who has an opinion on the Texans who doesn’t live within a 50 mile radius of Houston, because they just don’t show their games on TV. Kubiak who is an offensive minded coach has turned a train wreck of a team into at least one with an elite offense. They are consistantly in the top 5 with him there. His downfall is not properly addressing the defensive coaching, not his on field playcalling. Remember, they go to the playoffs in 2009 if both Indy AND Cincy don’t tank their last two games and pull all their starters out and roll over for the Jets. He’s a good coach, great offensive coordinater, lousy at picking defensive coaches. If they had had Wade Philips the last two years as DC, they would be a top 5 AFC team.
April 11th, 2011 at 7:39 AM
As best as I can tell, Bob McNair, David Justice of the Chronicle and a few delusional fans are the only people that wanted Kubiak back. In Houston, and yes Mike, I live within 50 miles, a locked-out, no game season would have to be looked upon as sort of a victory, at least the Texans would be joined at home during the “playoff” period. Until McNair looks down upon an empty stadium, he’s not going to get the message.