Comments on: Weekly Top Five: Opening Day, March Madness, and Dominique

By: Gaseous Clay

Gaseous Clay — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:32:32 +0000

wow, 2 future oscar winners on the stage at that Emmitt Smith roast.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:56:25 +0000

You wanna talk like the Great One and you don’t know Wrestlemania is this sunday?

I’m more than aware that Wrestlemania is Sunday. This doesn’t answer my question. Why is Snooki fucking everywhere?

By: Dr. Tom

Dr. Tom — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:44:33 +0000

I had Carmona last year in fantasy. Good strikeout totals but he is prone to getting absolutely lit up at times.

Thanks for the warning. I’ll be sure to watch out for that.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:41:52 +0000

I had Carmona last year in fantasy. Good strikeout totals but he is prone to getting absolutely lit up at times.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:39:40 +0000

I thought I was getting a possible sleeper.

You mean like in the terrorist sense? Because he’s apparently going to destroy the Indians from the inside

By: Dr. Tom

Dr. Tom — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:37:37 +0000

So I took Carmona with the last pick in my fantasy league. I thought I was getting a possible sleeper.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:35:49 +0000

His work at the Rob Reiner roast was pretty good too if I recall.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:34:40 +0000

Trust me, you will heart the roast. He kills Shaq.

He did kill Shaq, but I didn’t think it was his best stuff. The David Hasselhoff roast is probably his best. And when he told Courtney Love that she looked worse than Kurt Cobain.

By: Dr. Tom

Dr. Tom — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:33:38 +0000

I think this is the best Jeff Ross roast. The Bea Arthur line is pretty legendary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tok1m2SO8xg

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:31:23 +0000

Good lord, Cleveland. Why is this happening on Opening Day at home?

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:28:32 +0000

I for one am loving the Adam Dunn experience for the White Sox so far.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:27:50 +0000

Dear Rick Sutcliffe, heighth isn’t a word.

By: Vladdy

Vladdy — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:27:10 +0000

Pathetic.

By: Chief aka James

Chief aka James — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:26:38 +0000

That’s one of those outings that just destroys a fantasy team era. You never recover.

What sucks most, non-fantasy wise, I know Fausto is going to have one of his great games vs. the Twins while he shits the bed vs. the White Sox.

By: ScubaSteve007

ScubaSteve007 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:25:40 +0000

Cuck the Fubs.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:24:54 +0000

Hopefully the Phillies can score runs in the first few innings instead of destroying Brandon Lyon.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:21:47 +0000

Four innings into the season and am already loving the Adam Dunn Experience…should duck out of here and get home to watch this

Fausto run after 3+ innings…on the hook for 10 runs possibly if the guys on base can get in

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:21:15 +0000

It’s gonna be a long fucking season…

I enjoy long fucking seasons. More shots at roast beef.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:20:36 +0000

Why is Snooki fucking everywhere?

You wanna talk like the Great One and you don’t know Wrestlemania is this sunday? I’m disappointed in you and you havent found time in your busy schedule to watch Zack Ryder on youtube. Why do I even call you a friend?

By: Vladdy

Vladdy — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:20:36 +0000

It’s gonna be a long fucking season…
Fausto can go fuck himself.

That’s one of those outings that just destroys a fantasy team era. You never recover.