Roundup: Bubba Starling’s Difficult Choice, Hangover II Trailer & a Spring Break Fight at Walmart
Blake Lively … bet they’re proud of their son … 25 best baseball mullets … nice to see the criminals avoid the NCAA tournament games in Newark … hey google, this phone seems unnecessary ….. hate when a dead mouse ends up in a can I’m drinking out of … that’s a large defamation lawsuit … there’s already a Mike Scioscia coaching tree … goats wandering in Paterson, New Jersey? … that’s a really, really smart 12-year-old … you will enjoy these SBTB gifs … sounds like something out of Friday, Part IV … sex in bed while grandma was dead in the closet? … “The fatties take up a lot of space” said the man with the shoeshine stand … committee at Rutgers pays $32,000 to have Snooki speak …
The Jazz will be the first team in NBA history to start the season 15-5 and 27-13 and miss the playoffs. [Trib]
Carson Palmer’s house in Cincinnati has officially gone on the market. [Cincinnati.com]
Bubba Starling runs a 4.3 40 and has signed to play football at Nebraska. He’s also the country’s best high school baseball player. Tough decision. [KC Star]
Bob Kravitz thinks he has an idea how to pay college athletes. [Star]
The quest to find the worst opening day starter since 1980. [WSJ]
A former Penn State assistant coach could be in some trouble. [Patriot News]
Yes, the BCS is designed to cultivate corruption. Nobody argues that, right? [Republic]
Already conceding the Rays aren’t postseason material? Nice. [St. Pete Times]
The fastest players in college football. Nice to see a QB 8th. [ESPN Insider]
If you’re making out with Kim Cattrall in a movie, would you be embarrassed if you got an erection? [NYDN]
Pretty jarring ending to this 2006 Spring Break fight at a Walmart. Terrifying stuff. Afterward, I spent some time googling to see if the kid survived. [via @bcclist]
David Ferrer is officially my least favorite tennis player. [via LAF]
Hangover II. Sequels are never as good.
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April 1st, 2011 at 9:03 AM
555-MMMM
April 1st, 2011 at 9:05 AM
You were correct in your assumption.
/voting still open in 2nd rd. for PTA and Special Guests region
//The Kelly-Stacey collision course is on schedule
April 1st, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Exception: Hot Shots Part Deux
April 1st, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Uhm, hometown … represent?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Everything about this story – and I mean EVERYTHING – is gold.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:08 AM
ENOUGH OF BLAKE LIVELY ALREADY
April 1st, 2011 at 9:09 AM
“Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh. That means you owe us a free case.”
/McKenzie’d
April 1st, 2011 at 9:09 AM
They’re apparently planning on having the worst soundtrack in history. Wolfmother? Come ON.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Don’t take your baby to the movies or to tennis matches. It’s common sense, really.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Empire Strikes Back being the principle exception to that rule.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Oorah
April 1st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
If you’re making out with Kim Cattrall in a movie, would you be embarrassed if you got an erection?
fuck no. why would i?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
No seirosuly… that’s an April Fool’s joke, right?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Also trains, buses, workplaces, planes, and restaurants. Basically anywhere where they can annoy me.
The bar is fine because its loud already. (/Ohio’d)
April 1st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
shit, the market is tough even for ’78 doublewide’s.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
I got into a debate with a secretary who just had her first kid about not taking babies to certain places. She thinks I’m an asshole because she is completely out of her mind thinking it’s not a big deal to take babies to a sporting event.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:14 AM
hate when a dead mouse ends up in a can I’m drinking out of …
being ridiculously old, these stories remind me of an SNL sketch where Pee Wee Herman needs some huge amount of money, and the only way to get that kind of money fast is to find a rat in a coke bottle.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Nope.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:16 AM
So fucking annoying.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Because she’s an android?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I bet on the set of Mannequin McCarthy was horizontal constantly.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Crying babies at restaurants and movie theaters make my blood boil.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Except Empire Strikes Back, Godfather II, X2, Toy Story 2, the Two Towers.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
sorry it was a bit late, folks. i woke up to snow and angrily went back to bed for 30
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Basically, babies shouldn’t leave the house until they’re at least one.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I got into a debate with a secretary who just had her first kid about not taking babies to certain places. She thinks I’m an asshole because she is completely out of her mind thinking it’s not a big deal to take babies to a sporting event.
My wife used to get pissed off at me because I wouldn’t go out to dinner w/ the little ones…..
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Also might want to add in Terminator 2 to sequels that are better than the original. But yeah TBL, all sequels are never as good as the original.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Godfather 2.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Except Empire Strikes Back, Godfather II, X2, Toy Story 2, the Two Towers.
XXX State of the Union?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:20 AM
I understand people bringing babies to restaurants but at places like movies and tennis matches where it is expected that there be quiet is dumb.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Eh, I’d dispute that, but it’s close enough that it could still count. What about Weekend at Bernie’s II? Love the cameo from The Mobu.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Wow, which one of these is not like the others…
Also, Terminator 2.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Wrath of Khan kicked the shit out of the first Star Trek movie
/Nerd
April 1st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Too bad we will never see Bubba in Nebraska, now if he would have signed with Auburn……
April 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
My wife used to get pissed off at me because I wouldn’t go out to dinner w/ the little ones…..
As long as it’s before 7:00, I have no problem with babies in restaurants, especially in a chain restaurant like Chili’s or something. After 7:00…. or in a nice restaurant… keep the kiddies at home.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Anyone who is aroused by what Kim Catrell currently looks like and what her pussy probably currently smells like is one sick puppy.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
X2 was way better than the first one. Nobody denies this.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I side with the original despite the bit with Michael in Italy that I never cared for…I missed Clamenza
April 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Reese’s vs. Kit Kat FTMFW
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Then she plays the “trump card” all baby-crazy people play: “You don’t understand, wait til you have a kid!” I’m 100% positive that I have enough respect for other humans to not ruin a meal or a night at the movies because I decided to take my crying kid out.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Anyone who is aroused by what Kim Catrell currently looks like and what her pussy probably currently smells like is one sick puppy.
Who doesn’t want to read that sentence to begin their day?!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Fuck you.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
CJ bringing the heat early
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
X2 was the best of the X-Men movies, at least Fincher had Halle Berry drop that terrible African accent. Was trying to think of sequels better than the first movie.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Caddyshack 2, Ghostbusters 2, Look Who’s talking, Too. The Sting 2.
I loved all of them.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
+Awesome
Watched that movie growing up and may have to tonight on DVD.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Yeah and especially at like an Applebees or something. I can see getting mad if youre paying top dollar at a fine dining place, but families do need to get out of the house to eat every once in a while so as not to go crazy.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Beethoven 2?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Evil Dead II, anyone?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Baby had gas all night. not even that many farts or poops, just that weird gas that annoys them and makes them cry.
you feel pretty helpless.
/baby updates whether you want them or not
//remember when the blog started 5+ yrs ago and I would be getting drunk and going to cool parties?
///yeah, that was forever ago
April 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I actually saw that in the theatre…ahhh middle school.
Frankie 5 fingers made up for that….and Cicci.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Oh, Dark Knight and Batman Returns.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
The first thing I thought of was finding a mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer, eh.
/It’s in the Canadian Criminal code, eh.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
And Fincher would be….?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I agree with that partially. However, Nieri was awesome in Part II and Vito shooting the Don and the cloth catching on fire is one of the most awesome scenes ever filmed.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Viggo the Carpathian cares not for your snark
Leaving the GIF of Kapowski getting splashed with water in another browser tab all day today for when I need a quick pick me up
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I do. I didn’t like any of them, but the first was the least offensive. /X-Men nerd
Here’s Vin Scully with… a signed picture of the Honky Tonk Man???
April 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Cliffhanger?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I meant Singer. I need more coffee. Can’t do movie talk this early.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
/pours one out for Bernard Berrian.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Give him the baby gas relief. Mylicon. Works wonders
April 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Evil Dead II’s going to be on IFC Saturday night after the Final Four, fwiw.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I understand people bringing babies to restaurants but at places like movies and tennis matches where it is expected that there be quiet is dumb.
I always find it amusing going Oilers’ games and seeing kids younger than two wearing massive ear protecting headsets.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I would be shocked, though elated, if he were to choose football. But I think he’ll be following in Joe Mauer’s shoes.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
I don’t think Godfather 2 is nearly as good as the first.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
that’s a really, really smart 12-year-old
didn’t you link this kid earlier in the week?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Really? Everytime I turn it on and see Jackie Mason trying to be Rodney I can’t stomach anymore.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Wow, things really escalated quickly
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Godfather II achieves the rarest of rare status where the sequel is better than the original. There’s no debate.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Viggo the Carpathian cares not for your snark
Viggo was an excellent bad guy.. but Ghostbusters II wasn’t BETTER than the first one. The Statue of Liberty walking down 5th Avenue was a bit much.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
While both are excellent…
From Russia With Love > Dr. No
April 1st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Evil Dead II, anyone?
Army of Darkness?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Also, X-Men 90′s animated series > all of the X-Men movies
April 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
agreed
April 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
TBL, get some Mylicon, STAT. Always keep that and fever reducing suppositories on hand. They are life savers.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I mean, you’re like when is he going to kill Fredo. When damn it. Then the mom dies. And the tension just kills you.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Caddyshack 2,
Really? Everytime I turn it on and see Jackie Mason trying to be Rodney I can’t stomach anymore.
That had to be a joke. Pretty sure everyone agrees that Caddyshack 2 was an abomination.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
True dat.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
To clarify my earlier comments on caddyshack2, gb2, total snark. I am not that idiotic.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Alright, let’s just say that Aliens, T2 and Godfather II can be considered superior – and are by many – to the originals, but it’s not universal. The fact that many consider them to be is a great achievement in and of itself. But as far as sequels which are almost unanimously viewed as an improvement on an acclaimed original chapter, it’s The Empire Strikes Back…and then everything else.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Pop quiz: Can anyone guess who this is? Hint: He’s wrestling this Sunday.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I thought the X-Men franchise was incredibly underwhelming.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
We can settle on this.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Obligatory.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
bsanders speaks the truth
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Bigtime. Greatest TV theme song in history. But I hated the useless Morph character. And the “This one’s for you, Morph!!” crap from Wolverine.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
T2… better effects/filmaking. Still have to go with T1 as the better overall movie simply because the idea was so awesome and we’d never seen anything like it before. T2 still kicked major ass though. The kid-actor playing John Connor was the only thing I really didn’t like about it. His voice annoys the shit out of me to this day.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Parents tell me that right after having a kid, youre so overtired that your memory gets shot
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
On the subject of abomination sequels, I nominate Fletch Lives. Came this close to walking out of the the theater.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Honestly, there are people out there where Applebee’s, Chili’s, and TGIF is a luxury. I wouldn’t have the balls to take a baby to any of those places either.
BTW… I wasn’t slamming those places, I love me some Chili’s!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Although…Before Sunset was the shit, right?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
So much this.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I saw parents wheeling their kids down Bourbon Street at night.
Some parents feel a greater sense of their own entitlement than others. Personally, I don’t see how bringing an infant or small child to an event like that benefits the parent, the child, or anyone around them, what with the attendant care that the child requires in addition to the fussing, etc. But to each his/her own, I suppose.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Kanye trying to get all up in Kate Upton
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/next_for_kanye_gVRBUtqPVCsUOxLqzTWPlJ
April 1st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
You, Dr. Tom and I are about to step outside and take care of this like men.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
/Team BRING IT
April 1st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Come on man, I’m having a rough couple days as is. I don’t really need this right now.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Sorry I missed the sarcasm on CS 2.
co-signed.
The names Ash: Housewares.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Don’t disagree on this point. However, Phoenix and Dark Phoenix sagas were amazing. As were all of the Apocolpyse episodes.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Undertaker?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I saw parents wheeling their kids down Bourbon Street at night.
Some parents feel a greater sense of their own entitlement than others
I’m telling you.. there’s a narcissism epidemic that’s taking over this country leading to the vast majority of the problems that were dealing with these days. I find it staggering the amount of people I meet everyday that think the world revolves around them.
/ends serious talk
//back to sequels
April 1st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Kate, please don’t ruin yourself like this.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
May I also recommend not going overboard on the Purell? I’ve always found that the kids who get sickest at daycare/preschool/kinder had the parents who were anal about antibacterial.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Kanye trying to get all up in Kate Upton
Kanye officially jumped the shark with that Mike Meyers/GWB thing, right? Does anyone think Kanye is still cool. He seems like a gigantic tool.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
You two would be FORTUNATE to get in the ring with the great one so I can make both of your monkey asses famous.
/I hope I never stop talking like that.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
You got it. He has to be like 21 in that picture. Still looked badass.
So, is there going to be a Wrestlemania thread this Sunday? Rumor has it John Cena may be on the shelf with full blown herpes after this photo.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Never going to build up natural immunities if you don’t get exposed to some shit…I credit my never haven taken a sick day to eating McNuggets in the 80′s which according to the ad campaign when the new ones came out were more gray matter than meat
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Damn it, nice. That was killing me.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Superman 2.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Speaking of jumping the shark….
Did I hear correctly… Greys Anatomy went “musical” last night?
1. That show’s still on?
2. Didn’t it used to be a serious ‘drama’?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Is Julie Delpy’s face still expanding as we speak?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
That’s because it prevents the production of antibodies (or so I’ve been told).
April 1st, 2011 at 9:39 AM
May I also recommend not going overboard on the Purell?
Agreed, have to let the little rug rats fight off a few cases of the sniffles to build up the immune system.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
He is a gigantic tool. Go google the Today SHow interview he did with Matt Lauer. Guy is a supreme asshole. But that motherfucker is doing amazing things with music right now.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
May I also recommend not going overboard on the Purell? I’ve always found that the kids who get sickest at daycare/preschool/kinder had the parents who were anal about antibacterial.
I absolutely agree on this part. The immune system needs to be calibrated constantly.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Last album is extremely awesome to listen to any time.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I like Kanye’s music but I certainly am not a fan of him outside of that.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Clown, you often talk about your kids. you got a wife?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:42 AM
But that motherfucker is doing amazing things with music right now.
I’ll have to check it out. But if it has even 30 seconds of auto-tune in it, I’m going to seriously question your taste in music.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Yeah, gotta love that auto-tune!
April 1st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Only way I figured that out was the mention of Texas in the article. Interestingly enough, sans beard and long hair, he looked a little like John Cena back then.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Not only that, his G.O.O.D. music outfit and the things they’ve put out is just full of win.
/unless you don’t like hip-hop or John Legend, then it’s just a lot more crap I guess.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Uhm, I’ll argue this one all day.
There is corruption in capitalism. That doesn’t mean capitalism was designed/cultivated for corruption.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
I grew up in India in the 80s, and let’s just say that we didn’t exactly have the best hygiene. Due to my immune system buildup, I hardly get sick.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Yeah, people who bathe their kid (or themselves for that matter….you all know the type, I’m sure) in purell make me nervous. I don’t use purell with my son, but I do get on him to make sure he washes his hands after he’s been outside and before he eats.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Wow…the Hangover two looks JUST like the Hangover part 1. Originality wins again.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
First PPV I’ll be watching in forever and probably the last. Funny thing is that no bars around me are showing it. Friends and I planned a trip to the Hooters in Jersey but we called and no dice. Hard to believe, back in the attitude era almost every bar was showing it in SoFla.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Ok my 2 cents for other movie sequels no one is writing about on here-Aliens was great, Road Warrior was better than Mad Max, From Russia with Love was excellent, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was good, Dawn of the Dead was much better than Night of the Living Dead and the Bourne Supremecy was good.
Hangover 2 looks ok but no way can it be as good as the original unless they are holding back scenes not shown in the trailer. If the trailer shows the funny parts then this movie will suck.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Thought clown had a harem.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Kanye’s latest isn’t auto-tune heavy like 808 and heartbreaks.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Fausto is going all 2007 on the Meth Sox today.
/Dreamer
April 1st, 2011 at 9:46 AM
This will be my wife…she’s nuts about that shit.
We have an unlimited supply at work, the jail isn’t exactly a clean place to visit.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Question it. I don’t care. I don’t take time to measure the amount of auto-tune in a song. I’m busy enjoying it.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Nah, single dad with 5 kids with 4 baby mamas. 3 in jail, 1 is dead.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
The trailer for Hangover 2 almost certainly mirrored what everyone liked about the first movie. I should note that that won’t stop me from seeing Hangover 2. I confess to being a little disappointed that Heather Graham does not appear to be involved in the movie.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
As a parent I basically echo everything the others are saying. Over protective parenting is terrible.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Now you’re getting into the third movie argument where there are very few movies who can say they’re decent. Last Crusade and Return of the King were great third movies, otherwise not many good third movies in trilogies. Return of the Sith was the best of the prequel trilogy.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Dawn of the Dead was much better than Night of the Living Dead
False.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
This will be my wife…she’s nuts about that shit.
May I suggest you check out a moisturizing anti-bacterial cream from Gold Bond? Purell and other are high in alcohol and dry the hell out of your hand.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
The “Smartest Retard” argument.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
TBL, I’m not condoning Ferrer’s behavior but what the fuck is that dad’s problem? Why is he taking his crying, infant child to a tennis match? Why wouldn’t he leave the arena and get out of the hot sun and TAKE CARE OF HIS FUCKING KID?
You can hate Ferrer but I hate the dad more.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
The equivalent of winning the NFC West
April 1st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
/nods sadly in agreement to all of this.
//loves Star Wars
April 1st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was good
I just saw the 4th one not too long ago. Good Lord, how did that ever get made? Say it ain’t so Indy.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Not denying this. I’m a huge Star Wars fan and what Lucas did in the first two prequels kills me to this day.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I wonder how much they paid James Earl Jones to say, “Is she…alright?” and bellow, “Nooooooooooooooo!’
April 1st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Final Four breakdown posts coming up later?
April 1st, 2011 at 9:55 AM
We just stood there and watched our friend get raped.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Fuck that shit. And fuck Anikan. Selfish little bitch. Obi Wan should have sliced and diced him and thrown the pieces in the lava.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:56 AM
no time after penning the “Pujols is finished” article.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I’ll vote against the Mylicon. It did nothing for us. What worked for us was when our old neighbor came over and re-taught us how to burp a baby. You can/have to hit them harder than you think.
I also vote no on Purell, and being militant about germs. My kid eats off the ground and he’s normal, except for the growth on his neck.
But no matter what, having a 2 week old is a hard job. We just strapped this asshole into a baby Bjorn and walked laps.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
All you Star Wars fans must watch the 3 prequel reviews here if you have not already.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
TBL, I’m not condoning Ferrer’s behavior but what the fuck is that dad’s problem? Why is he taking his crying, infant child to a tennis match? Why wouldn’t he leave the arena and get out of the hot sun and TAKE CARE OF HIS FUCKING KID?
sometimes kids make very loud noises when they are happy, that singletons categorize as “crying,” but in fact are just regular baby sounds.
That said, I’d never take a baby to a tennis match.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
RE: Star Wars prequels. I strongly, strongly recommend watching this dude systematically eviscerate all three movies in highly entertaining fashion. He pretty much nails it from start to finish. They’re long but so worth it. These reviews are the only way I can enjoy the prequels.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Hayden Christensen’s shitty acting and George Lucas’ horrible dialogue ruined the second and third movies.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Speaking of X-Men animated series, Jubilee can kiss my . She never should have been allowed in the group. Her mutant power is FLARE. Fucking flare! She can shoot goddamn sparklers out of her hands! Also? She’s a horrible dresser with a dyke haircut.
April 1st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
What is worse I heard rumors about an Indy #5…..
April 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
re: Ferrer … i do agree if the baby is crying you go for a walk or do something to get away from the action. this isn’t a football or basketball game where it’s constantly noisy …
but what do i know, I’ve had a kid for two weeks!
April 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
LOLLERCOASTER
April 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Caddyshack 2, Ghostbusters 2, Look Who’s talking, Too. The Sting 2.
I loved all of them.
Fucking Blasphemy!!!!
April 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Clown’s a “person of interest” re: the latter.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I’m pretty sure almost every adult human being knows the difference between a baby crying and a baby making happy sounds.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Gas is probably the #1 reason for a baby’s unhappiness so it’s something you really need to learn how to deal with right away.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
growth = his head?
April 1st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I’m pretty sure almost every adult human being knows the difference between a baby crying and a baby making happy sounds.
I assure you that isn’t true, since individual kids make individual sounds. I don’t doubt that this guy’s kid was crying. He’s probably an asshole for trying to watch tennis during the kid’s nap time.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Nicely done, Weeze.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I’d much rather have a baby’s crying invade my personal space than someone’s cigarette smoke. But that’s just me.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Lolz, don’t ever change SG.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
The reviews are awesome, but I can’t stand his voice. Lucas should’ve just produced the prequels and had someone else direct. Also having another actor as Anakin in Clones and Sith would’ve been smart. DiCaprio (the long-standing first choice) would’ve been awesome.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Re: STFU, Warren Moon.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I bet Lucas has a clause somewhere saying that when he dies, no one can continue or remake Star Wars or Indiana Jones.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Beerman beat me to it.
She’s much better in the comic. Her parents were murdered so she was an orphan with this useless power, a sympathetic character for messed up kids to relate to.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I support bars banning both
April 1st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Gas is probably the #1 reason for a baby’s unhappiness so it’s something you really need to learn how to deal with right away.
really any grandmother can help. We handed the old neighbor a fully burped baby, and she punched him twice in the back, and he made a sound that would have beaten Ogre’s in Revenge of the Nerds. Lesson learned. He was less cranky once we pounded him, and started giving him reflux medicine.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Here is a nice supercut for the women of TBL.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
i’m a tennis player, but i think it’s ludicrous that there needs to be complete silence during points. it’s much more fun when fans are screaming and waving arms during free throws. why should tennis be any different. sometimes you see it during davis cup matches, and i think it makes the game more interesting/exciting.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
The problem is dumbass tennis players and dumbass tennis fans who think, because they’re dumbasses, that tennis should be played in pin-drop silence.
On the other hand, we could blame a fucking baby.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Isn’t part of the canon that Jubilee could eventually grow into even stronger powers?
April 1st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Not to mention he has the kid in the blazing hot sun.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Love that even after capture, the Bronx cobra continues to tweet…
April 1st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
wow. what fucking dumbass.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Well it’s not my fault the animation screen play writers made her a whiney, fashion challenged loser with useless “super” powers.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
wow. what fucking dumbass.
you called him a dumbass because you are a racist. Point Warren Moon. Also, it took him a long time to get his coffee this morning at Starbucks. Want to know the reason? Racism.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Yeah but that’s the case with every young mutant.
YES IT IS.
/your fault? What?
April 1st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
WHAT?! When I looked it up yesterday it said the account was suspended! What’s the twitter name?
April 1st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
http://twitter.com/#!/bronxzooscobra
April 1st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
very funny.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I think it had been suspended SG, but her last tweet yesterday had her at the Yankees game…
April 1st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Well that’s because tennis (and golf) are elitist sports, which is another argument entirely.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Wasn’t Warren Moon arrested for domestic assault?
April 1st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
The presidential slap did it for me.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
and the pussification of ‘Merica continues.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I find that incredibly funny, not sure why.
yeah, by some racist ass cops.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I believe so; can’t remember the result though.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Really wish I hadn’t missed this Bronx Cobra business. Italy isn’t up on it.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
It’s hilarious ark. Who ever it is has great humor and timing. I wonder if it’s a comedian/comedy writer in NYC. After the tweet about seeing Tina Fey, I thought for a moment it might ever be her
April 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Wasn’t Warren Moon arrested for domestic assault?
DUI for sure, don’t know whether there was a domestic assault charge.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
I’m pretty sure it was the year after he won Man Of The Year. I remember seeing that Score card with his wife and just chuckling. Oh QB #1.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
yeah that was the last one before the account was removed.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Could have used a Snake Plissken joke though.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Moon was aquitted of DV
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/02/23/sports/pro-football-jury-rapidly-acquits-moon-of-spousal-abuse-charges.html
April 1st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
The tennis noise thing has always confused me too, you’re expected to be able to hit a 98 mph pitched baseball with 30,000 people screaming but heaven forbid a ball you toss to yourself to hit be done with noise in the background
April 1st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Nevermind, V4L… BronxZooCobra doesn’t exist. BronxZoosCobra is the main account.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I believe so; can’t remember the result though.
according to his publicist, the result was a “renewed accountability” to his family.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:31 AM
oh, and he was acquitted
/never mind linking, V4L dropped it already
April 1st, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Late to the game, but Aliens and T2 were better than the originals.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
The tennis noise thing has always confused me too, you’re expected to be able to hit a 98 mph pitched baseball with 30,000 people screaming but heaven forbid a ball you toss to yourself to hit be done with noise in the background
I’m not defending it, but I’ll bet 30,000 people screaming in a baseball stadium is less distracting than a single person screaming while you toss in a tennis amphitheatre.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
If you’re making out with Kim Cattrall in a movie, would you be embarrassed if you got an erection?
no. but only because that means i would get a boner every time i saw a loose meat or deli sandwich, which i do for the right sandwich.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
disagree about Aliens, Mugatu. Alien is such a good movie.
April 1st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Baby vote
April 1st, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I’d like to see the dude’s scouting report where he was talking about Tebow’s smile. Dumb comparison by Curran.
April 1st, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Is this good enough, Darrel? Racial angle is BS.
“Jimmy Clausen – Has a sense of entitlement, having attended private schools, worked with private QB coaches and being sheltered by his family, who bought a house on campus so his brothers had a place to stay for every game. Arrogant – can come off as having all the answers and struggle to win a locker room. Still immature. Comes across as overly staged, scripted and disingenuous in interviews and does not have the type of presence desired in the face of a franchise.”
April 1st, 2011 at 11:21 AM
It is, but I saw Aliens first so I wasn’t up on the mythology of the show. The original is excellent though, the atmosphere alone makes it worth it. I wish some of the classics out there I didn’t know about before going in watching them. There have been references to
in Alien so often, I anticipated it as it approached. Wish I could have gone in blind
April 1st, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Whether Warren Moon had a Domestic Violence suit against him has nothing to do with if he has a legitimate complaint about racism. This was a guy who had to go to Canada because of the perception that black QBs didn’t have the ‘smarts’ to play in the NFL. Then he came to the NFL later in life and still rolled up huge numbers with average receivers. None of those guys, Haywood Jeffires, Drew Hill, orErnest Givens did ANYTHING once they left him. Moon’s perception is colored because of what he had to go through, obviously. Don’t be so quick to dismiss his concerns. If you think that the race of a player at the most important position has no effect on opinions around that player, you’re blind. Not gonna get political, but would all the birthers be so up in arms if Obama was perceived as 100% white?
April 1st, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Warren Moon’s experience allows him to understand and recognize nuance comparison. Even with your Clausen example, these traits were attributed to Clausen’s immaturity and sheltered up bringing more than as a character flaw as it was when he shitted on Newton. There’s a difference between calling someone disingenuous and someone a phony with a fake smile who is delusional. I mean damn, I hope you didn’t post the Clausen “evaluation” to show that it’s the same.