Chris Rock on the Cash-Strapped New York Mets
Chris Rock is somewhat saddened over the state of his financially ravaged Mets and equates rooting for the Yankees to “rooting for Steve Jobs to win the lottery.” He also informs us that the broke Mets no longer print tickets and that between every inning they use the other team’s gloves. Tremendous stuff, as usual.

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April 1st, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Meh, low-hanging fruit. Rock is better than this.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Editorial Note: cleet is a Mets fan.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Perhaps I’ve just been battered with this stuff for the past 5 months and that has numbed me to humor over it. I am definitely not sticking up for the Mets, as they are a roaring pile of suck.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
I love the gloves/manhole cover bit, but then I love laughing at the Mets.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
It’s okay, cleet. As an Orioles fan I’ve felt the same way for about 13 years now
April 1st, 2011 at 4:44 PM
He looks like Pookie. Is there a New Jack City prequal coming out?
April 1st, 2011 at 4:44 PM
This Red Sox game is just hideous. And Bobby Valentine isn’t helping.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:49 PM
So…what the fuck is “ROOT Sports”? Apparently it’s in Pittsburgh and Colorado, and just a weird name.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:52 PM
MLB Extra Innings. New Rangers guy isn’t that good either, but much better than that fucking Josh Lewin.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:53 PM
I don’t have the kind of cash. I’m using ESPN3 at work. Ellsbury is going to have a great year, but Crawford looks out of sorts, need him to come around. Waving at offspeed offerings.
April 1st, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Hahaha, fuck the Mets. I guess having a manhole cover at 2B is a marked improvement over Luis Castillo so at least for cleet & co. the Mets’ management is showing signs of intelligence.
April 1st, 2011 at 5:02 PM
MLB Extra Innings. New Rangers guy isn’t that good either, but much better than that fucking Josh Lewin.
I’ll say it: I liked Josh Lewin.
April 1st, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Him and Matt Vasgersian just remind me of little rat fucks that should just go away forever.
Plus, Lewin is a Chargers guy.
April 1st, 2011 at 5:09 PM
It’s Orel, not Sutcliffe who said stupid stuff before… oops. Just used to saying “Damnit Rick wtf are you talking about”
April 1st, 2011 at 5:19 PM
These t-shirts are pretty cool. Well, the first 2.
April 1st, 2011 at 5:19 PM
I think most of the Fox sports cable networks are FS(whatever). Pittsburgh, Colorado and Seattle were FSN and not affilated with Fox anymore, so ROOT is something formed by Direct TV who bought those stations.