The Bushy-Haired Basketball Player From Wisconsin Now Has Cornrows

1-liner, All, College Basketball, Hair issues Jason McIntyre March 28th. 2011, 3:20pm

Mike Bruesewitz: The Wisconsin forward with poofy hair has gone from the “Carrot ‘Fro” to cornrows. I sure hope this post ends up near the top of “white people with cornrows” on google. Because Bruesewitz looks much cooler than Justin Timberlake, Bronson Arroyo and Brad Miller. [via Luke Winn; photo via Getty]

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46 Responses to “The Bushy-Haired Basketball Player From Wisconsin Now Has Cornrows”

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PL StabbinKabin Is Crucial Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
better off dead than red in the head.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
What the fuck? This is why the Wisconsin basketball program can’t have nice things like Final Four appearances
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KC Resident Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Cornrows aren’t even in style for black dudes.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
both hair cuts make him look like a 14 year old
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starkweather Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
If I just saw this dude’s mug in the news and didn’t know he was a basketball player I would assume he had just gone on a shooting rampage
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
If I just saw this dude’s mug in the news and didn’t know he was a basketball player I would assume he had just gone on a shooting rampage
The first image has a creepy “Why so serious” vibe to it…haunting
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Went from looking like a 14 year old ginger goofball to a deranged serial killer. Upgrade, I guess.
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Went from looking like a 14 year old ginger goofball to a deranged serial killer. Upgrade, I guess.
I work with a guy who used to shave his head bald and put out a white supremacist vibe. He has in the past year added a goatee and let some of the hair grow back. So now he looks more like a child molester. I leave it to the commenteriat to decide if that’s an upgrade or not.
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Menarky Party Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
wasnt this dude on malibu’s most wanted?
in other news, lisa lampenelli’s new standup is hilarious. she is the funniest person alive right now.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I want to see Bo Ryan with cornrows.
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PL StabbinKabin Is Crucial Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
T-Dogg did way too many whip its with Andy Milinoakis in the movie waiting to do this to his already unfortunate enough mop.
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PL StabbinKabin Is Crucial Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
in other news, lisa lampenelli’s new standup is hilarious. she is the funniest person alive right now.
Watched Whitney Cummings new stand up last night. I was rather entertained.
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
in other news, lisa lampenelli’s new standup is hilarious. she is the funniest person alive right now.
Hyperbole much? She’s entertaining but nowhere near the level you just bestowed on her.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Jeff Ross had it right at the Trump Roast, Whitney Cummings need to stop shouting her act at people
Enjoyed Norm MacDonald’s new special that aired Saturday night
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Menarky Party Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Hyperbole much? She’s entertaining but nowhere near the level you just bestowed on her.
i cant think of anyone current that is funnier than her. so, no on the hyperbole.
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Now all he needs is a booster to get him an early 90′s Caprice Classic.
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TheRealAC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
yet another reason why Wisconsin sucks.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
n other news, lisa lampenelli’s new standup is hilarious. she is the funniest person alive right now.
so bill cosby died?
this did cause me to run through some legends and realize they are in fact dead now, so i’m a bit bummed.
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PL StabbinKabin Is Crucial Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I’m gonna have to check out more of that anthony jeselnik brah. Because by his performance on the trump roast, he was the funniest person on the planet that night.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Louis CK is my current #1, seen him live twice and it’s a great show
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
i cant think of anyone current that is funnier than her. so, no on the hyperbole.
Louis CK. And it’s really not close.
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Vote Kreese in 2012 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
louis ck
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Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Does anyone like Louis CK????
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Brad Clooney Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’m gonna have to check out more of that anthony jeselnik brah. Because by his performance on the trump roast, he was the funniest person on the planet that night.
I have seen him live a handful of times. Very very funny. Love that guy.
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Speaking of, CK One was definitely overrated.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Does anyone like Louis CK????
haven’t heard of him until post#23.
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cracker jack Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I’m allowed to say this because I’m a female – but Ive never really found any female comediennes funny.
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cracker jack Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
And I couldve sworn Louis CK was a one hit wonder singer from about a decade ago
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spencer096 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
LIQUIDATE THE GINGER
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YYSA Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
If anyone doesn’t like Louis CK, you can go eat a bag of dicks.
/Louis CK’d
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I’m allowed to say this because I’m a female – but Ive never really found any female comediennes funny.
Very few. It’s like chicks writing about sports.
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cursedcleveland.com Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Jeff Ross had it right at the Trump Roast, Whitney Cummings need to stop shouting her act at people
Enjoyed Norm MacDonald’s new special that aired Saturday night
Anthony Jeselnik killed. Have seen him live at the Comedy Cellar twice and he’s my new favorite comedian. Louis CK is awesome and so is Patrice. New material everytime. Remember the days where Jerry Seinfeld did the same act for 15 straight years, them days are gone.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I’m allowed to say this because I’m a female – but Ive never really found any female comediennes funny.
there are some funny ones out there, their names escape me.
but i do think sarah silverman doesn’t shower.
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cursedcleveland.com Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I’m allowed to say this because I’m a female – but Ive never really found any female comediennes funny.
Big fan of Amy Schumer.
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Very few. It’s like chicks writing about sports.
Mike Penner had this problem too.
/too soon?
//going to hell.
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YYSA Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Watched Kathleen Madigans standup the other night. She is funny and a ginger as well.
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cracker jack Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
but i do think sarah silverman doesn’t shower.
I can like her in movies and such, but her show and her standup are just ‘shock-value’ comedy. Not really funny.
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Big fan of Amy Schumer.
Natasha Leggiero is ok, though her high society act does wear a little thin over time.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I can like her in movies and such, but her show and her standup are just ‘shock-value’ comedy. Not really funny.
yeah, her act and her stage personality comes off as just being really gross. i get the feeling she would purposely make sure her feet smelled just to make people uncomfortable.
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Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
/TJ
This guy is turning out to be quite the solid citizen
/end TJ
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Menarky Party Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I’m allowed to say this because I’m a female – but Ive never really found any female comediennes funny.
me too. thats why i cant believe how much i laugh at lampenelli
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arkbadger Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
in other news, lisa lampenelli’s new standup is hilarious. she is the funniest person alive right now.
was that the one on Comedy Central last night? I don’t find her all that funny, but I found it especially annoying she kept going to her notes on the podium. is that normal for a stand up routine?
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Once you’ve heard one of her jokes per ethnicity the rest are just permutations…she’s best enjoyed in 5-minute roast form instead of a full act in this guy’s opinion
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ButtersBC Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
but I found it especially annoying she kept going to her notes on the podium. is that normal for a stand up routine?
Mitch Hedberg always made it work and would incorporate it into his act
/Pours one out
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ms621 Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Mitch Hedberg always made it work and would incorporate it into his act
/Pours one out
“I laughed at that joke before I could finish it. Which is a good thing because it doesn’t have an ending…alright”.
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cursedcleveland.com Says:
March 28th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
was that the one on Comedy Central last night? I don’t find her all that funny, but I found it especially annoying she kept going to her notes on the podium. is that normal for a stand up routine?
For those roasts, yes. Many write their jokes on the flight in. They haven’t had months to rehearse them.