They already exist. Players (mostly) don’t wear them.

1. Hire an independent research facility to improve helmets in such a way that it can decrease the number of concussions.
2. Work with a science team to change field turf to help prevent knee and feet injuries.
3. Use field research on strength and conditioning to implement a routine that will improve technique and reduce injury susceptibility.

OH FUCK THIS NONSENSE.

why they don’t want to ink a multi year deal, i don’t know. but in the end don draper got roped into signing a contract, so Weiner will have to at some point, too.

OH FUCK THIS NONSENSE.

No, seriously, this is turning in to the worst week of my entire fucking life.

Getting what in, being loud and full of hyperbole? That just makes her a sports talk radio host

Yes, I’m full of hyperbole because I made a flag football reference. It’s called a joke. How can I be loud when you’re reading comments that I’m typing silently on my computer?

OH FUCK THIS NONSENSE.

Get used to it.

/Sopranos’d
//Breaking Bad’d

Time to cut the QBs in the league in half? Who are we throwing the keys to?

it might be cutting the rosters in half, but it definitely opens up the doors to the jesse palmer/jamarcus russell types who are too fat too move and can pass the ball if no one is rushing them.

this would be good for the game.

SG is getting it in today.

Sounds more like SG’s Aunt Flow is visiting…

Getting what in, being loud and full of hyperbole? That just makes her a sports talk radio host

I don’t think she was THAT serious with the punting, but c’mon, you don’t like your sportgal full of spit and brim?

There are a lot of injuries caused by offensive linemen by rolling up on people or chop-blocking, so we should get rid of O-lineman all together and just have the D-line count to 5-alligator before rushing the QB..

See, this is what I’m talking about. Don’t be hypocrites. If you are really worried about player safety, then you cut preseason game amounts and don’t add an extra two games to the season. You don’t fine a guy for wearing a helmet that is more safe than the brand provided just because they paid the league money for exclusivity rights.

No nookie for six weeks.

Six weeks??????????????????????????????????????????

/I was robbed!

6 weeks is the physical recommendation due to damage done to the vajay-jay, but I think it can take much longer than that before youre no longer craving sleep more than sex.

SG is getting it in today.

Getting what in, being loud and full of hyperbole? That just makes her a sports talk radio host

Come up with a good suggestion. You can change where the kickoff comes from. What can be changed about punting?

that worked fine playing football in the gym…ooo, they can have an alltime QB, too!!

Time to cut the QBs in the league in half? Who are we throwing the keys to?

I believe it’s referred to as “signaling for a fair catch”.