Roundup: Jimmer, Tiger, Kate Upton, Madden ’12, Bruce Pearl and Courtney Vandersloot

All, Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Drugs, Roundup, Tiger Woods Affair, What the hell is wrong with people Stephen Douglas March 22nd. 2011, 8:30am

Kate Upton… Bonus Kate Upton Swimsuit outtakes… You can look at your 401(k) again… Accidentally killed his friend with an AK-47… more earthquake aftermath… ESPN won’t use “crap” in a headline… showed up 90 minutes late with an open can of Busch for a DWI hearing… Uncle dime’d out his nephew for having sex with his teacher… already more believable than SALT… a jetpack… the girls 50 Cent flirts with on Twitter…

USC still has that 14-year-old who made the oral commitment. (LA Times)

Courney Vandersloot became the first college player – male or female – to get 2000 career points and 1000 career assists. (FOXNews)

A US fighter jet crashed in Libya. The pilot ejected and was rescued by rebel soldiers. (Telegraph)

This is (allegedly) Tiger Woods’ new girl. Yikes. (Plain Dealer)

You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices. (SportsNation)

More details on Bruce Pearl’s firing. (ESPN)

More fun for Mets fans – Yankees might be interested in Ollie? (NESN)

The 10 best Jimmer signs from the first couple rounds of the tournament. (The Dagger)

FYI – Jimmer would jump high enough to dunk it if were worth more. (MWSF)

Earlier this month, Tennessee’s AD told a recruit that Pearl wasn’t going anywhere. (go vols xtra)

A sports writer got into prostitution after a paycut at the newspaper. (Poynter)

Jeff Goodman hit up all 4 NCAA tournament regions last weekend. (FOXSports)

Since no one was hurt, we can all agree how amazing this is: “Police say the customer, who allegedly was unhappy that the price of what he was ordering at Taco Bell had gone up, is accused of shooting an air gun at the restaurant manager, displaying a semiautomatic assault rifle and pistol, then exchanging gunfire with three officers.” A taco standoff. /takes bow (Houston Chronicle)

This one, we’re not as fortunate. “Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot” (My FOXdfw)

54 bags of heroin plus some cash. In her vagina. (Daily Mail)

Will Arnett and Ricky Gervais will appear in The Office finale. (EW)

First person Mario Brothers.

A 12-minute story on the aftermath of Casey Heynes body-slamming his bully.

Are you familiar with Young The Giant?

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127 Responses to “Roundup: Jimmer, Tiger, Kate Upton, Madden ’12, Bruce Pearl and Courtney Vandersloot”

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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Are you familiar with Young The Giant?
sounds a little like Arcade Fire, but better.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Well, Tiger is staying true to form.
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Roethlishotdog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:42 AM
You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices.
How dare you besmirch the name of Hakeem Nicks!
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TheRealAC Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:42 AM
This is (allegedly) Tiger Woods’ new girl. Yikes
no comments about cleveland… or else!
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Vladdy Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Are you familiar with Young The Giant?
I’ve heard that song on the TV for some Pistons ad multiple times. I always thought it was Kings Of Leon. Well, all three have something in common. They suck.
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HawkEye Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Who wants to give the Cliffs Notes version about the bully aftermath?
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johndewar Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
showed up 90 minutes late with an open can of Busch for a DWI hearing…
So, THAT’S what happened to that 6 pick of Busch pounders we hid in the woods in high school.
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johndewar Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
*pack. 6 pack.
/needs. coffee.
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cracker jack Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Grosser: Tiger’s girls or 50 Cent’s girls? Tough call.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices
I see they made Hines Ward the Florida Gators of that bracket.
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:49 AM
That kid who body slammed that punk is my new favorite Aussie. That story is terribly sad, though. He said he had thought about suicide a year prior. He would have been 11 I believe.
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johndewar Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:50 AM
This is (allegedly) Tiger Woods’ new girl. Yikes. (Plain Dealer)
When people have affairs, they typically aren’t trading up. Not surprised that she, and some of the others he fooled around with (not all of them, but some of them), were kind of beat.
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mmonast Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM
You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices. (SportsNation)
Hines ward as a 2 seed is pretty ridiculous.
Tiger new gf has some much better pictures out there…huffpo had them the other day http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/20/alyse-lahti-johnston-tiger-woods-girlfriend_n_838155.html
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Who wants to give the Cliffs Notes version about the bully aftermath?
Kid has been bullied his entire life. His friends all ditched him because they didn’t want to be associated with a kid who gets bullied. He thought about killing himself…AT 11!!. Now he’s an internet superstar.
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The Bulldog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Damn, Tampa Bo means business about his Taco Bell prices.
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cleet Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:52 AM
He said he had thought about suicide a year prior. He would have been 11 I believe.
Said it last week but bears repeating. Whoever talks about the “innocence” of children needs to get raped with a jagged stick.
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angry Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Courney Vandersloot became the first college player – male or female – to get 2000 career points and 1000 career assists.
That’s great and all, but does she know anything about Natalie’s disappearance?
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
When people have affairs, they typically aren’t trading up. Not surprised that she, and some of the others he fooled around with (not all of them, but some of them), were kind of beat.
It’s also tough to trade up when you are married to a smoking hot Swedish nanny.
Re: Madden Seeding
Total bummer Suh is up against the eventual winner.
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The Bulldog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
That kid who body slammed that punk is my new favorite Aussie.
Wait until he figures out were he can get a Bowie knife.
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The Bulldog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Whoever talks about the “innocence” of children needs to get raped with a jagged stick.
+13 anal stitches
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
i’ve got 1 team open in an ESPN fantasty baseball league, auction draft, waiver bidding, keeper set up, the draft is this Sunday. Anyone interested?
10 teams total. if more are interested, i can squeeze in a total of 12 teams.
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Roethlishotdog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Total bummer Suh is up against the eventual winner.
If GB fans are smart they’d stack the ballots for Suh
/Madden curse and all
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
i made an oral committment the other day
/babysitter took kids to park
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Vladdy Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Another Monday, another terrible episode of The Event. They better shoot those fucking aliens. But watch, that President will just back off or something retarded will happen.
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FnDan Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Watch out Ms. Upton, Tiger is on the prowl.
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cleet Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM
That’s great and all, but does she know anything about Natalie’s disappearance?
Good catch.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
suh as a cover boy would be the ticket. great pic of upton
that monster truck headline makmes me think of whenever an elephant goes rogue and stomps a handler
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
suh as a cover boy would be the ticket. great pic of upton
that monster truck headline makmes me think of whenever an elephant goes rogue and stomps a handler
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Garland Greene Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
i’ve got 1 team open in an ESPN fantasty baseball league, auction draft, waiver bidding, keeper set up, the draft is this Sunday. Anyone interested?
10 teams total. if more are interested, i can squeeze in a total of 12 teams.
I’m interested. 5×5?
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arkbadger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
54 bags of heroin plus some cash. In her vagina.
the article keeps saying that she hid it in her genitals. who the fuck calls it genitals on a woman? fucking smarmy English.
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angry Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Good catch.
Thanks. My wife is still obsessed with that story. So much so we had to watch the TV movie of it.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
I’m interested. 5×5?
7×7
R HR TB RBI SBN AVG OPS
K W SV ERA WHIP K/9 K/BB
head to head, daily roster adjustments, weekly score totals.
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cleet Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
My wife is still obsessed with that story. So much so we had to watch the TV movie of it.
I think Lifetime made 3 or 4 of them. So what’s the latest with that dude? He is being held in Chile(Peru?) for a different murder right?
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:04 AM
If GB fans are smart they’d stack the ballots for Suh
/Madden curse and all
Exactly the reason I am hoping/voting for a Suh vs. AP/Peppers final.
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Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Thanks. My wife is still obsessed with that story. So much so we had to watch the TV movie of it.
She’s just making sure they still aren’t on to her…
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:07 AM
This is (allegedly) Tiger Woods’ new girl. Yikes.
she’s his ticket to, ahem, 5th green jacket.
/suck it haters
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Garland Greene Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
7×7
R HR TB RBI SBN AVG OPS
K W SV ERA WHIP K/9 K/BB
head to head, daily roster adjustments, weekly score totals.
Never done 7×7 but I’m game. How do I sign-up?
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The Bulldog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
she’s his ticket to, ahem, 5th green jacket.
Expect anything different?!?!
/Dan Hicks
//wrong network I know
///sue me
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angry Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
He is being held in Chile(Peru?) for a different murder right?
I believe so. What was really weird was the timing of this other murder he committed. I think it was on the anniversary of Natalie disappearing or something like that.
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Breesus Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
You can vote on the Madden ’12 cover. There are some fairly ridiculous choices. (SportsNation)
One choice per team. So you can pick Jordan Gross or Tim Tebow, but you can’t pick Clay Matthews.
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Never done 7×7 but I’m game. How do I sign-up?
shoot me an email and i’ll send you the invite
mdkmiec@gmail.com
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:14 AM
I’d like to see Seattle’s 12th Man win the Madden 12 cover…I could only imagine what the Madden curse could do to an entire fan base.
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reggie_dunlap Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Tiger’s new girl looks like a Meth head. Wait..don’t all women from Cleveland look like Meth heads?
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:15 AM
I could only imagine what the Madden curse could do to an entire fan base.
tsunami
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Breesus Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
I could only imagine what the Madden curse could do to an entire fan base.
Pete Carroll will take care of that himself in due time.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Tiger. Staying true to form. Does he have access to some cloning factory that spits out 22 year old blonde vixens that want to sleep with him? Must be nice being rich.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Wait..don’t all women from Cleveland look like Meth heads?
Not sure about that; but all women who move from Cleveland to Florida certainly do.
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:19 AM
she’s his ticket to, ahem, 5th green jacket.
/suck it haters
come on, ill! put your money where your mouf is!
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Sean Jean Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Is that Young the Giant lead singer seriously wearing a peacoat and a scarf in that video? Rock and roll dude.
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arkbadger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
showed up 90 minutes late with an open can of Busch for a DWI hearing…
shocked this wasn’t in okrahoma.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
So Australia is pretty much Europe’s version of “The South,” right? People from Europe go there for the nice weather and beaches, but most of the people who actually live there year-round are inbred dumb asses?
/I live in the South year-round
//so I’m kidding
///kind of
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Sunnysideup Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2011/03/though-i-hadnt-seen-him-in-over-twenty-years-i-knew-id-miss-him-forever.html
Wil Wheaton blog about the 25 year reunion of “Stand By Me”
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
NO MORE AUTOPLAY!!
PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
That pic of Tiger’s girl is a mug shot from a DUI. Apparently since then she’s had a nose job and gotten rid of her acne.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
That pic of Tiger’s girl is a mug shot from a DUI. Apparently since then she’s had a nose job and gotten rid of her acne.
I’ve been waiting all morning for some SG hate.
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
come on, ill! put your money where your mouf is!
what kind of odds are you laying?
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:27 AM
So Australia is pretty much Europe’s version of “The South,” right?
I doubt the entire country is full of inbred dumb asses. We have a lot of inbred dumb asses in this country but I wouldn’t say they comprise the entire population of the United States.
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
That pic of Tiger’s girl is a mug shot from a DUI
it doesn’t seem fair to link only that pic, but someone has an agenda.
/she’s still not great looking
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
the people who actually live there year-round are inbred dumb asses
descended from savages and convicts, dontcha know
/dingos FTW!
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
and australia has given some of the female gender’s finest. favorite aussie babes? Go!
elle mcpherson, cate blanchett, surfer girls
/TBLAD’d
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Vladdy Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Wil Wheaton blog about the 25 year reunion of “Stand By Me”
The best part is the first commenter saying, “It’s terribly sad and tragic to lose someone to the monster.”
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wilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
and australia has given some of the female gender’s finest.
that’s b/c they put all their rejects in the bush to wrangle wallaby’s and dingo’s and you never see them.
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
So Australia is pretty much Europe’s version of “The South,” right?
Australia would have to dominate amateur soccer if that was the case.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
We have a lot of inbred dumb asses in this country but I wouldn’t say they comprise the entire population of the United States.
Well, obviously I was making a huge generalization and was mostly kidding.
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
but most of the people who actually live there year-round are inbred dumb asses?
look! Paolo’s back!
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
/I live in the South year-round
//so I’m kidding
///kind of
Except people are moving down here by huge numbers and getting the fuck out of the miserable Midwest.
/truthbomb’d
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cracker jack Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
The best part is the first commenter saying, “It’s terribly sad and tragic to lose someone to the monster.”
I miss Lost
/RIP Mr. Eko
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Australia would have to dominate amateur soccer if that was the case.
nice.
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Sean Jean Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
So Australia is pretty much Europe’s version of “The South,” right? People from Europe go there for the nice weather and beaches, but most of the people who actually live there year-round are inbred dumb asses?
Not quite. Think more along the lines that England and America had a bunch of babies and they were all frat guys.
/lived in Australia
//Great country, great people
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
what kind of odds are you laying?
well, when we talked previously, I was going to give you 2:1. now that Tiger’s slaying vaginas again, they’ve dropped to 1.5:1.
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YYSA Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
54 bags of heroin plus some cash. In her vagina.
If she doesn’t snitch she will be some drug dealers heroine.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Except people are moving down here by huge numbers and getting the fuck out of the miserable Midwest.
I’d say that’s more for the weather than it is intellectual stimulation. But I don’t want to get into a pissing match this morning. I just had a terrible experience with an emissions test guy last night who was a born and bred southerner who didn’t take too kindly to my “Yankee” accent. So I’ve decided to take it out on the entire population that resides south of the Mason-Dixon line. Seems reasonable.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
If GB fans are smart they’d stack the ballots for Suh
/Madden curse and all
Aaron Rodgers would be the perfect cover for madden.
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:39 AM
I’d say that’s more for the weather than it is intellectual stimulation.
I’d say it has to be with jobs and weather. Rust belt be dying, yo.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Damn, Tampa Bo means business about his Taco Bell prices.
hahahah +1. In Taco Bell’s defense they did say the 89 cent crunchwrap was for a limited time only.
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coop247 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Except people are moving down here by huge numbers and getting the fuck out of the miserable Midwest.
I’d say that’s more for the weather than it is intellectual stimulation.
Actually its the fact that large manufacturing facilities are taking advantage of the cheap land and non-unionized cheap labor of the area. People are simply following the jobs.
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illformula Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
they’ve dropped to 1.5:1.
20:1, final offer.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:42 AM
they were all frat guys.
great people
Does. Not. Compute.
But yeah, I’ve heard nothing but good things about Australia in terms of going there for a good time. Not sure I’d want to live there though.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Wil Wheaton blog about the 25 year reunion of “Stand By Me”
Great read, Sunnyside. Thanks for the link.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
favorite lines from Crocodile Dundee
whenn he scares off the robbers by pulling out his Bowie. ‘that’s not a knife. this is a knife’ then when some guy asked him about his scaring off of the robbers, he says ‘it’s just kids havin fun’
when he’s on the phone with all his friends at the bar back in aussie, and the big dumb guy takes the phone and yells ‘Mick! Get stuffed!’
that lady was hawt, and a one-hit wonder
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Beadle needs to get over this Mike Vick thing. Love her, but get over it already.
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cracker jack Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Beadle needs to get over this Mike Vick thing. Love her, but get over it already.
Wasnt he on Sportsnation yesterday? Mustve been awkward.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
sunnyside gettin love! i remember when he used to get so much shit
i want to go on record as a sunnyside suporter from way back. rememner, sunnyside? i was there for you in the tough times man.
now, give us some more granny stories!
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virginia4lovers Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Maybe Duckworth’d, but welcome to the 757 Marty!!!!
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/yb/157074604
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Rusty Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
favorite lines from Crocodile Dundee
“Better than average.”
/Croc 2
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
i want to go on record as a sunnyside suporter from way back. rememner, sunnyside? i was there for you in the tough times man.
Vez was team Illiniman from day 1.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Wasnt he on Sportsnation yesterday? Mustve been awkward.
Yes. I didn’t watch, only saw her tweet.
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YYSA Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Beadle needs to get over this Mike Vick thing. Love her, but get over it already.
I’m sure Sarah Mclachland would change your tune in 45 seconds or less.
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mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
20:1, final offer.
cut. it. out.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I’m sure Sarah Mclachland would change your tune in 45 seconds or less.
Instant channel changer that commercial is.
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heldover Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
that lady was hawt, and a one-hit wonder
Linda Krozlowski or something like that. Yes. Very underrated hot. She got nude in some movie back in the day. I think it costarred that dude who played Lex Luthor in Lois &’Clark. I only saw it once, how the hell do I remember this?
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I worked in Australia for about 5 weeks, very cool. Especially Tasmania. Also, I side with Beadle.
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Not sure I’d want to live there though.
We’ve had this discussion here before. I don’t want to live there because of all the poisonous animals and the gigantic spiders (specifically these fucking things).
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Just finding out that Pens-Wings game ended up being a 3 point game. How do you blow a 4 goal lead? Thanks, Pittsburgh. The entirety of your sports community cannot be counted on to do anything right in this calendar year.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Just finding out that Pens-Wings game ended up being a 3 point game. How do you blow a 4 goal lead? Thanks, Pittsburgh. The entirety of your sports community cannot be counted on to do anything right in this calendar year.
It was so nice to get a point after being down 4-0 and looking like absolute shit in the first and second periods.
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arkbadger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I just had a terrible experience with an emissions test guy last night who was a born and bred southerner who didn’t take too kindly to my “Yankee” accent. So I’ve decided to take it out on the entire population that resides south of the Mason-Dixon line.
ATL, how long have you lived out of Wisconsin? I’ve been in Arkansas for 12.5 years now and people don’t believe me anymore when I say where I grew up, I’ve developed quite the southern drawl.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Am I the only one that is thoroughly disappointed the TBS has replaced their hour block of Seinfeld from 6-7 central time with King of Queens? I enjoy Kevin James standup but that show sucks. Seinfeld has been an evening back-up for when nothing is on for like 15 years for me. They can’t take this away from me. They just can’t.
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Geeezeus Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Just finding out that Pens-Wings game ended up being a 3 point game. How do you blow a 4 goal lead? Thanks, Pittsburgh.
Wings got a little help from the officials, as per usual.
/adjusts tin foil hat
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heldover Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:00 AM
We’ve had this discussion here before. I don’t want to live there because of all the poisonous animals and the gigantic spiders (specifically these fucking things).
The wife showed me a program about 12 dangerous animals in Australia last night. The funnel web spider has sharp enough fangs to pierce a toe nail and is considered the most poisonous spider on earth.
/sleep tight
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Vladdy Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I hate the shootout. Stupid shootout. Please come back soon Pasha!
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Terez Owens has good pics of Tiger’s new girl. That looks like a mugshot delivered by satan.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Am I the only one that is thoroughly disappointed the TBS has replaced their hour block of Seinfeld from 6-7 central time with King of Queens?
Surely a Chicago station still has Seinfeld on?
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cracker jack Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Am I the only one that is thoroughly disappointed the TBS has replaced their hour block of Seinfeld from 6-7 central time with King of Queens? I enjoy Kevin James standup but that show sucks. Seinfeld has been an evening back-up for when nothing is on for like 15 years for me. They can’t take this away from me. They just can’t.
Dude, Seinfeld is on like a dozen channels on any given weeknight
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Am I the only one that is thoroughly disappointed the TBS has replaced their hour block of Seinfeld from 6-7 central time with King of Queens?
They pushed it up an hour, you can still get two hours of Jerry Stiller
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Surely a Chicago station still has Seinfeld on?
Nope. Simpsons and Office on FOX. The others (NBC, ABC, NBC) have news programs. It’s a sad state of affairs, Jay V.
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
The funnel web spider has sharp enough fangs to pierce a toe nail and is considered the most poisonous spider on earth.
Fuck that noise. I’m living in an area with a limited amount of bugs so I’m good here.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
We’ve had this discussion here before. I don’t want to live there because of all the poisonous animals and the gigantic spiders (specifically these fucking things).
Yikes. I know it’s not a manly thing to say, but large spiders (small ones don’t bug me too much) and snakes freak me the fuck out.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I’m not enjoying this trend of two and a half men invading a bunch of stations right now.
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Roethlishotdog Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Just finding out that Pens-Wings game ended up being a 3 point game. How do you blow a 4 goal lead? Thanks, Pittsburgh.
Wings got a little help from the officials, as per usual.
/adjusts tin foil hat
My favorite part was when Holmstrom stuck his stick in Johnson’s glove to keep him from making a save on the PP goal.
/nothing to see here
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I’m not enjoying this trend of two and a half men invading a bunch of stations right now.
As soon as a sitcom hits syndication it spreads like a virus (see: Scrubs)
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
ATL – the huntsman spider will crawl into cars and hide in your sun visor. Then, when you go to use the visor, that giant fucking spider lands on you and starts scurrying around the car. FUCK. THAT.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Sarah Mclachland
hot, but i’m a guy who loves imperfections, like lazzy eyes, crooked noses, gaps in teeth
/as long as everything else is spot-on
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arkbadger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Am I the only one that is thoroughly disappointed the TBS has replaced their hour block of Seinfeld from 6-7 central time with King of Queens?
yeah, it does suck. but I’m ok with it now that it stays light past 7:30, need to be outside anyways after work.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Surely a Chicago station still has Seinfeld on?
Almost impossible to find it in ATL other than on TBS. Doesn’t seem to be as big/well loved down here. I remember in MKE it was on at 1030 after the local news. That was $$$.
ATL, how long have you lived out of Wisconsin? I’ve been in Arkansas for 12.5 years now and people don’t believe me anymore when I say where I grew up, I’ve developed quite the southern drawl.
About a year. I certainly haven’t developed a drawl yet. Honestly, I don’t think I have much of a Yankee accent either. I would consider that more Northeastern-ish thing. But I suppose anyone who doesn’t have a drawl down here is a Yankee.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
King of Queens
never watched it but the wife was the kind of gal i’d let ravage me
/remember her motor oil ads?
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
ATL – the huntsman spider will crawl into cars and hide in your sun visor. Then, when you go to use the visor, that giant fucking spider lands on you and starts scurrying around the car. FUCK. THAT.
Christ. That’s almost enough to make me not want to consider even VISITING that god-forsaken landmass, let alone live there.
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cleet Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Thanks for that link Sunnyside, great read.
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ImJustSayin Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Three quick points:
1) Why do the 30 something female teaches and the 16 something male student incidents keep happening? Sexual peaks people. Can we just call this the victimless crime and be done with it.
2) Kind of feel sorry for Tiger at this point (I know, I know he made his bed) but his reputation will never recover. Of course, he’s doing okay but any kind of a normal realtionship is out of the question. Ever.
3) Kate Upton……nice
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
never watched it but the wife was the kind of gal i’d let ravage me
Stacey Carosi. Legend.
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cleet Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Stacey Carosi. Legend.
The 2 seed, will face Karen in Round 2.
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ATL_Badger Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I’m not enjoying this trend of two and a half men invading a bunch of stations right now.
Did you see the one where Charlie bangs a bunch of hot young broads, takes a liking to one of them, but is unsure of whether or not he wants to make a commitment. Oh, and I think Alan plays a hapless buffoon who still manages to get laid by attractive women every now and then in that one as well. I LOVED that episode!
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:20 AM
The 2 seed, will face Karen in Round 2.
/Fap
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Senator Jersey Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Stacey Carosi. Legend.
The 2 seed, will face Karen in Round 2.
Poor Karen.
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Mantis Toboggan (Your comment is awaiting moderation) Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Did you see the one where Charlie bangs a bunch of hot young broads, takes a liking to one of them, but is unsure of whether or not he wants to make a commitment. Oh, and I think Alan plays a hapless buffoon who still manages to get laid by attractive women every now and then in that one as well. I LOVED that episode!
You forgot the part where the young boy makes a sexual joke. Which makes it funny because he is 12.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Commentators are already declaring the inevitable Elite 8 showdown between Kapowski and Carosi as more worthy of a National Championship, than just a Regional Final…a la Duke/Kentucky 1992 and 1998.
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hit700andtossedanono Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:36 AM
re: spiders
as a lad, i twice visited my father who lived in el salvador, ran a coffee plantation his family owned. big spiders, the type that llok like the rubber ones you buy around halloween
usually there was no problem, especially if i was going pee, cuz i was up on my feet, ready for flight. they stuck to the wall in the bathroom and did nothing. but once in the mddle of the night, punching a grumpy, as our esteemed commenter mrejr puts it, i screamed and screamed until my dad woke up, pissed, stomped the offending spider with his bare foot, yelled at me and everyone went back to bed
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captain_spalding Says:
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Nope. Simpsons and Office on FOX. The others (NBC, ABC, NBC) have news programs. It’s a sad state of affairs, Jay V.
It going to be on the U in a week or so. Channel 26 (old anntenna channel)