Barry Bonds Goes On Trial For Perjury, Your Tax Money At Work.
Trying Barry Bonds in 2011 feels like an anachronism. Steroids? Home run records? The presumptive sanctity of baseball? Those issues are so 2007. We’ve digested the “Steroid Era.” We’ve contextualized it. Most of us have lost interest. We know what happened, why it happened and why it will continue to happen. Even our most fervent gadflies can no longer muster the animus. The public no longer thirsts for vengeance on Barry Bonds. Apparently, the government missed the email chain.
Bonds faces four counts of perjury. (1) He lied about not knowing he was taking steroids from Greg Anderson (2) He lied about individuals other than doctors injecting him. (3) He lied about Anderson giving him HGH (4) He lied about receiving anything from Anderson before 2003. He also faces an obstruction of justice charge, on the premise that his perjury impeded the government’s case against BALCO. It’s clear Bonds testified under oath. The government must prove he said something incorrect, knew he was saying something incorrect and that the incorrect thing he said had consequence.
Greg Anderson, as expected, refused to testify, and has been taken into custody for his fifth jail term related to this case. The government cannot use a urine sample it obtained.
The U.S. government has spent millions on this investigation. They appointed investigator cum inquisitor Jeff Novitzky who, according to the New Yorker, referred to Bonds as “that f–ker” and hounded him through tactics that allegedly included mishandling evidence. Novitzky also deployed an experienced drug agent in a sting operation against Bonds and Anderson, also according to the New Yorker, who ended up having multiple strokes from working out too intensely. Novitzky has been accused of converting investigations of Bonds and of Lance Armstrong into personal vendettas.
Investigators seldom devote this much time and this many resources to a perjury case, because it is hard to prove and there are more serious crimes. The focus on Bonds, in particular, is curious. The government declined to pursue a plausible perjury charge against Rafael Palmeiro. This has the whiff of trumped up income tax charges to bring down a mafioso, except Bonds isn’t a lethal criminal. He’s a baseball player.
Does Bonds deserve this? Well, he did do something morally abhorrent. He cheated. He used performance enhancing drugs. Though, as we learn more, it seems he adjusted to the competitive balance rather than altering it. He competed against opponents and pitchers who were also juiced. He sticks out because he wasn’t using PEDs to get from average to good. He was going from stupendous to superman.
He broke the records, but we can place those hallowed marks in greater context. We know through statistical advancements that comparing stats across eras is foolhardy and uninformative. We strongly suspect that Hank Aaron took amphetamines like most of his contemporaries. We are finally acknowledging that Babe Ruth did not have to face black players. All three, for better or worse, are products of their eras. Bonds breaking the record was a huge deal, until it happened and we went on with our lives.
We view Barry Bonds differently now than we did five years ago. With artificial enhancement in sport and real life only going to become more pervasive, I’d imagine the view of him will change even further in ten or twenty years.
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March 22nd, 2011 at 5:17 PM
While you can argue that it was dumb for Congress to be investigating steroid use in baseball in the first place, and it would be a good argument on your part as I would agree with you, the fact that he lied to Congress is a separate issue and should not be ignored. Lying to Congress, no matter how dumb it is for them to be investigating you in the first place, is a felony.
Just ask Bill Clinton.
/cue MikeNYC.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:18 PM
COMPLETELY different branch bringing charges. Thus the reason they didn’t pursue Palmerio
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:20 PM
This sentence is so duffy. But this was a good post.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:20 PM
And I just realized that Bonds was never questioned in a congressional committee. Soooo yeah.
Whatever he still lied to the authorities. And that’s still a felony. Just replace ‘congress’ in the above comment with ‘government officials’. It still works. Maybe not the Bill Clinton joke, but oh well.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Most of us have lost interest
If this was the basis for deciding what should and should not be pursued by government, then we’d be in pretty big trouble.
[watches 15 seconds of cable news]
Shit it’s already happening.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:23 PM
When I first met my spottieottiedopalicious angel, I can remember that damn thang like it was yesterday…
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:24 PM
We know through statistical advancements that comparing stats across eras is foolhardy and uninformative.
We do?
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:24 PM
He lied to a member of the executive branch, historically, they’re more likely to pursue than the legistlature.
I think the trial is bullshit, but people need to separate the fact that this has less to do with steroids and more to do with a botched BALCO raid. The feds fucked up a very expensive and long investigation…they’re trying to save face. If that means taking down a high profile baseball player for doing it, so be it.
In my opinion it will be a not guilty…good luck proving perjury .
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Martha Stewart thinks these charges are bullshit as well.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:32 PM
This whole thing need a “lawya’d” tag.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:32 PM
I do not like Bud Selig.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Martha Stewart thinks these charges are bullshit as well.
Ted Stevens agrees…from beyond the grave.
/pours it out for the Incredible Hulk tie.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:37 PM
His cranium still looks quite large…
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:40 PM
This.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Trey may be right Duffy, but your argument that public malaise towards the case as the reason it should not go one is rather weak.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 PM
so how large will the sum barry bonds wires to gregg anderson’s account when this is all over be if he’s proven not guilty?
7 figures easy.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:44 PM
I do not like Bud Selig.
Will someone please explain to me how Selig is worse than Stern? One guy heads up a league that is thriving and making a huge profit; while the other guy runs a league where half of the teams lose money hand-over-fist. Sure, Selig kind of looks like a dope. And sure, he could have handled the whole steroids thing better. But I didn’t see any of you clamoring for steroid investigations back in ’98. WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? I think we can all agree that the Wild-Card is a good thing.
–This argument is null and void if you’re a Twins or A’s fan. Then, yeah, I could see why you would hate the guy. Although…contraction would have been good for baseball, and Twins fans got to pay for a shiny new ballpark! Hey now!
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:48 PM
sg, will you duck my sick?
/same album’d
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:48 PM
I want every Chicago Cub to be as steroidy as possible.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:49 PM
And I just realized that Bonds was never questioned in a congressional committee
Speaking of, Clemens goes to trial this summer?
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:50 PM
–This argument is null and void if you’re a Twins or A’s fan. Then, yeah, I could see why you would hate the guy. Although…contraction would have been good for baseball, and Twins fans got to pay for a shiny new ballpark! Hey now!
True, but I think the hatred for Selig came not so much from his position on contraction but with the hamhanded way he went about it. I’ve seen Laurel and Hardy make smoother piano deliveries than Selig’s declaration that some teams should be contracted. It was particularly insulting for those fans as Selig was a former owner of another small market franchise just a few years before.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Speaking of, Clemens goes to trial this summer?
I don’t care anymore and neither does a majority of the public, so why bother with a trial.
/Duffy.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Speaking of, Clemens goes to trial this summer?
Yeah, what’s that turd up to these days? Is he still greasing it up with manic-depressive former country music stars?
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:51 PM
now i’ve got aquemini running through my head
many thanks sg
/serious
//i really anted to cut you tho
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:51 PM
You break the law we should after your ass. I cant comprehend people think we should let people slide for lying to police, feds, etc. GTFO.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:53 PM
the nba is a shitty product, sure, but it’s run by a tiny white dictator with a napoleon complex, who has a reputation built by media members who make him out to be some psuedo mafia boss with strange theories on how the Ewing draft was fixed and Jordan’s retirement was a super secret suspension for gambling.
compare that to Selig, who has a baffoonish look and has never been able to live down the all star tie or the implications he knew about steroids and allowed it to go on for ticket sales, despite the game growing financially and in popularity due to his plans.
it’s the keyser souzey syndrome with Stern.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Whatever he still lied to the authorities. And that’s still a felony.
This. Just because this has dragged on doesn’t absolve the reason for this trial. The Feds fucked up, Barry lied, but he still broke the law.
On a side note, I don’t really give a shit about this. Never have.
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:57 PM
We view Barry Bonds differently now than we did five years ago. With artificial enhancement in sport and real life only going to become more pervasive, I’d imagine the view of him will change even further in ten or twenty years.
Bullshit. When I have kids, I’m going to treat Barry Bonds like Episodes I – III … they never fucking happened. Yeah, I know, I know….I’m “unrealistic,” what with my “standards for decency.” The rest of y’all can act all cynical and shrug your shoulders and say, “well, everybody else is doing it.” Fuck that nonsense. I hate that cop out crap.
Yeah, I’ll be that guy. I got no fucking problems with that. You cheat the game, FUCK YOU. I don’t care who you are. If Pujols is found out to have cheated, then FUCK HIM as well.
And Barry Bonds? Dude ain’t going to the HOF. You can’t throw out SID FUCKING BREAM, you got no shot of going to Cooperstown ‘lest you buy a ticket, dude.
/Rips off t-shirt
//Poses
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:58 PM
compare that to Selig, who has a baffoonish look and has never been able to live down the all star tie or the implications he knew about steroids and allowed it to go on for ticket sales, despite the game growing financially and in popularity due to his plans.
Really? He looks like a dope and one All-Star game ended in a tie… and that’s why people hate him? Who gives a fuck about the All-Star game. I was at that game. Didn’t bother me. When I tell people I went to an All-Star game, they ask which one, and I say “the one that ended in a tie.” Nobody remembers any of the other ones. What the hell was he supposed to do? Change the rules of the game on the fly and force pitchers that were already used back out there? It’s not his fault the managers were dumb asses. (I’m not attacking you, I agree that these are two reasons people use as examples of why he sucks, I just don’t understand it.)
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:59 PM
he knew about steroids and allowed it to go on for ticket sales
He knew about it as much we did… it’s not like he had all the players tested, saw the positive results… and did nothing. They weren’t being tested for it regularly, so how could he have known for sure?
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:01 PM
So on the one hand we’ve forgotten about Bonds or we just don’t care, but we still remember the Feds screwing up the Balco raids, and that’s why they are doing this? To save face? None of this is compatible.
The merit of what the government is doing is settled. A person allegedly perjured himself and he is being tried for it. Public opinion about the alleged perp’s baseball career is inconsequential as is the opinion that this is a matter of saving face.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:03 PM
When is Sammy Sosa going on trial for lying about not being able to speak English?
/It’s soooo reeeeeaaaaal’d
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Blogger: Public doesn’t care.
Public commenter: I care
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Blogger: Public doesn’t care.
Public commenter: I care
This dude gets it. +1 asterisk sign.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:09 PM
He’s going on trial for lying.
He lied to cover his ass for taking steroids.
He took steroids because he wanted to be as loved as McGwire and Sosa.
He’s now more hated than either of them.
So, in a sense, his lying backfired.
And now he’s going to share a jail cell with Roger Clemens because they lied to the biggest bunch of liars we got in America.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Will still probably tell my nieces and nephews this is the best baseball player I ever saw. Trial isn’t changing this just like Memphis grads from ’07 will still tell their kids they were conceived in a bar bathroom after a Final Four run.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Ken Griffey Jr. will get that vote from me. Not Bonds…
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:55 PM
This will end up costing tens of millions at a time when we’re shutting down vital government programs. Not everyone who broke the law gets prosecuted. I J-Walk every day in plain view of cops. They don’t chase me down on foot, tackle me to the ground and write me a citation for it. Bonds’ crime does not fit the effort and resource expenditure to prosecute it.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:56 PM
From a diehard Giants fan, and someone that actually knows Barry’s mom from my high school days…
1. I believe Barry took steroids
2. I believe he lied about it. No fucking way he’s putting something into his body that he doesn’t know what it is.
3. I still believe he’s the best all around baseball player I’ve ever seen.
4. I believe he would have made the HOF without steroids.
5. I believe Barry will prove he’s the best in another category… making sure ge doesn’t get caught for steroids.
The man had too much on the line to ever have it come out. He was way too personal to let too many people inside his circle that he couldn’t trust. He knew what he was doing every step of the way, and covered those tracks very well. He will not get convicted of this, the prosecution just doesn’t hav the evidence they need or he would already be behind bars.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Does Bonds deserve this? Well, he did do something morally abhorrent.
He lied under oath, which is a federal offense. He is being prosecuted for it.
Fin.
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:57 PM
And I clearly don’t have the ability to proof-read or spell check!
March 22nd, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Manpower was diverted for years from actual police work to root through Barry Bonds’ trash and scour labs for his urine test results. Come on…
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:26 PM
This is hilarious.
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:46 PM
taxpayer money is better saved other places, like slashing teachers’ salaries.
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:57 PM
Did Duffy really compare lying to federal investigative to jaywalking?
Alrighty then.
March 22nd, 2011 at 7:58 PM
Manpower was diverted for years from actual police work to root through Barry Bonds’ trash and scour labs for his urine test results.
I believe it was Nowitzky and maybe a small team of investigators who prosecute special cases. You make it sound as if rapes and child abuse in Los Angeles were not investigated because of Nowitzky’s team. You can continue this broken argument when they come after Lance and his dirty crew in a few years.
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:40 PM
“that the incorrect thing he said had consequence”
This is what makes the trial such a farce… even if they prove all of the other stuff, they won’t be able to prove his “lies” had real consequence, considering everyone involved with BALCO was punished anyway.