Joanna Krupa… Send Roundup links to Duffy and I for the next week or so… A reminder to check out the Saved By The Bell TournamentPedobear in an advertisementChuck Liddell celebrated St. Patty’s daysad video of a dog refusing to leave his friend’s side in Japan… that sounds like a horrific injury… Don’t let your wife find your new wedding photos on FacebookStole a car with people sleeping in itbaby elephant poolCorey Feldman’s hair deserves the ellipses…

Roger Goodell went around the Union and wrote a letter to the players. No time for lockout talk during the first round of the tournament though. (WaPo)

Six University of Miami players have been suspended for the season opener. (NBC Miami)

Kalin Lucas’ college career ended in the first round of the tournament in a disappointing season for Michigan State. (MLive)

Jim Tressel didn’t get “as wise a council” as he should have. Amazing. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)

Community, Parks & Rec and The Office have all been renewed for another season. Now we just wait on news about Outsourced. (HitFix)

There will be a beer to commemorate the Royal Wedding. How posh. (THV)

Don’t forget to check out the images of day 1 of March Madness. (The Big Lead.com)

If you pretend you’re a vampire, there’s probably something wrong with you. (Examiner)

Sandra Bullock sent a million dollars to Japan. (CNN)

Kevin Burnett of the Chargers calls Goodell a “blatant liar.” (USA Today)

What ever happened to Dajuan Wagner? Cleveland still hasn’t recovered. (Star-Ledger)

68 tournament teams ranked by the best drunk food at their college. Just clicking this link gives you the freshman 15. (Endless Simmer)

The first MMA blog to post the Arianny Celeste’s Playboy pictures has been banned from UFC events. (Cage Potato)

I find this video spectacular. The Interplanetary Rapper is a 3-year-old YouTube that comes from a public access show. The sample? Apache. (Via BronxBanterBlog)

Adidas’ latest ad is a noisy mess that features Derrick Rose, Lionel Messi and Katy Perry. At least Katy isn’t singing.

This baby is NSFW because he swears.