The Fab Five Never Liked Christian Laettner
If this blog were around in 1991, and we had done a post similar to this one, Christian Laettner would have definitely topped the list. Shocker! Who likes a guy that stomps opponents?
Laettner, of course, had one of the most successful college basketball careers of anyone to play the sport. If you were to compile a list of post-1980 players, good luck finding three with a more accomplished career than Laettner (Patrick Ewing’s 3 title games in four years comes very close). Yes, some of the best players leave school early, but that’s their loss (or gain, financially). Even if you go back to the 60s and 70s, I still think Laettner is in the Top 15 for accomplishments, perhaps even Top 10. Among his list of accolades (I’ll spare you all the records he set, but they aren’t difficult to find on the web):
* Started in four straight Final 4′s
* 2 NCAA titles
* One Final Four MVP
* One ACC Conference Player of the Year
* One Naismith Player of the Year
Laettner’s NBA career was surprisingly decent – 13 years in the league and averaged double figures in scoring seven years. It’s tough to even call him a “bust” after getting drafted 3rd … the 1992 draft was pretty weak after Shaq and Alonzo Mourning.
That’ll be all for today. Enjoy the Heat and Spurs. Another heavy dose of college basketball tomorrow. This is the greatest week of the year.

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March 14th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
You didn’t have to watch him here in Minnesota. He was one entitled prick. Most impressively, him yelling “FUCK YOU” to a coach while he was on the floor in the middle of the game.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
You didn’t have to watch him here in Minnesota. He was one entitled prick. Most impressively, him yelling “FUCK YOU” to a coach while he was on the floor in the middle of the game.
But those pearly whites!
/swoon.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Those Renee Olstead pics from the earlier thread didn’t disappoint. Although, I’m not convinced they were all her. Nevertheless, not a bad ending to a shitty Monday.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
These people?
March 14th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
These people?
Anyone who asserts that Albert Haynesworth is the greatest defensive player ever simply cannot be reasoned with. They are like the Joker in Dark Knight…clearly our of their minds.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
From the name, to the hair, to his overall demeanor, Laettner was just so much fun to hate during his time at Duke.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
You couldn’t justify drafting anyone else at the time. The guy was on the friggin Dream Team! But yeah, everything Hawkeye said.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
From the name, to the hair, to his overall demeanor, Laettner was just so much fun to hate during his time at Duke.
Agreed. I’ve yet to meet a guy named Christian (who chose to go by that instead of Chris) that I didn’t want to punch in the face.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Most folks chuckle at the idea of Thabeet being considered a top three pick in the 2009 draft; people relish calling him a bust and overrated.
That is beautiful
March 14th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
It’s funny. I loved him and Duke when I was a kid…but I didn’t know any better. All I saw
Was a star player on a great team so what wasn’t to like? I have learned much since then
I’m older and wiser and like nobody and nothing
Except the baller that should have been on the All Name Team
Oshawa Ontario’s Stallone Sylvester of the Durham Lords in the OCAA
March 14th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
I remember when the Wolves drafted KG and Laettner pulled off the perfect asshole move with the 18 year old close by….
“Laettner looked around the locker room after a game and pointed to everyone and said “Loser, loser, loser, loser” to each teammate then said “I am the only winner here!”" He was traded soon after.
Asshole.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Watching the running rebels doc right now, almost as good as the fab 5 movie. I forgot how badass Greg Anthony was when he broke his whole face, and still played the rest of the year.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Of all Duke side-stories, Cherokee Parks’ sister being the bassist for Nashville Pussy will always top my list.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
yeah but the fab 5 introduced baggy shorts soooo they win
March 14th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Loved that. Showed up to practice the next day looking like this: http://twitpic.com/48z7ls
March 14th, 2011 at 7:40 PM
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/3WR0DtWyV8y/Camp+Freddy+Performs+Roxy/QdAqmetHidl/Corey+Parks
She’s looking a wee bit rough nowadays.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Yes, Laettner is one of the biggest assholes to ever walk this earth…but dammit, he’s my asshole, and ALL of you would have killed to have him on your team.
Also, Hurley’s response to Jalen Rose’s comments was perfect.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:41 PM
what’d he say?
March 14th, 2011 at 7:42 PM
http://www.google.com/images?q=corey+parks&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADSA_enUS416&prmd=ivnso&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=Qqd-TfHnIo6B0QGKjqSBDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1596&bih=987
More Cherokee Park’s sister’s big ass titties.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Also, Hurley’s response to Jalen Rose’s comments was perfect.
what’d he say?
“Has he ever driven a mini-van before?”
March 14th, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Corey Parks is one scary butch lesbo dude.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:47 PM
One of my best friends as a kid was named Christian; he was all Bones Brigade videos, fireworks and drugs. Loved that dude. He might be sharing an apartment with Ballz right now.
How the fuck did I not know this? HOW?
March 14th, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Did Laettner make it to any version of NBA Jam? I want to say he did but my mind is drawing a blank. On an unrelated note I’m surprised Colt 45 by Afroman doesn’t get more play in bar jukeboxes. It seems like it could be a great bar song.
/jukebox hero’d
March 14th, 2011 at 7:49 PM
Hurley’s comments were funny, but Jalen was simply expressing how he felt at the time about Duke, and Laettner.
March 14th, 2011 at 7:55 PM
the very first one.him and the rifleman
March 14th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Nashville Pussy
wang dang sweet poontang
March 14th, 2011 at 8:14 PM
Sharks 1 – Chickenhawks 0 after a nice 5 on 3 goal.
March 14th, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Paraphrasing- Duke wanted Webber, but Jalen didn’t get recruited b/c he wasn’t taking Hurley’s spot, period. He also said he understood why they were so bitter, b/c Duke was 3-0 against them.
March 14th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
In college, absolutely.
March 14th, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Completely agree.
March 14th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/04/shawne-merriman-wins-big-judgment-against-christian-laettner/
March 14th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
There is a reason C Webb wanted no part of this fab 5 film. Jalen Rose is a massive tool
March 15th, 2011 at 12:37 AM
Jalen wins in life though, so…
March 15th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
When the fab 5 as they call themselves wins any thing including a Big ten , it will be there first one. They where 0-3 against Duke. Duke had a great t-shirt back then aimed at Mich. It siad you can talk the game and on the back it said but we can play the game!!