Championship Week: Sacrifice Some Sleep, Start to Study NCAA Tournament Brackets
Remember Keith Van Horn’s two buzzer-beaters during Championship week in 1997? Utah went on to make a run to the Final Four (ED. Ha! Utah got to the Final Four the next year, after Van Horn left), losing in the title game. (The other buzzer-beater, against SMU, is after the jump.) Tonight, several teams will win their conference tournaments and advance to the the NCAA Tournament. Tomorrow, the four day bacchanal of hoops known as the Big East tournament begins.
The A-10, Big 12 and Pac-10 tournaments begin tomorrow. A full schedule can be found here. We’ve already stated with profiles of all the NCAA tournament teams, and the gangbang will continue over the next 10 days.

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March 7th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
The greatest time of year is here.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
The Big 12 tourney doesn’t start until Wednesday.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
This entire post is full of win.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Van Horn and Doleac destroyed defending champ Arizona that year.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:32 PM
To hell with Utah and BYU for leaving what was becoming a very competitive Mountain West Conference
March 7th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Keith Van Horn wasn’t on that team…that one was headed by Michael Doleac and Andre Miller
March 7th, 2011 at 7:35 PM
Keith Van Horn wasn’t on that team…that one was headed by Michael Doleac and Andre Miller
Keith Van Horn was a crier long before Adam Morrison.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
somewhat excited that Gossip Girl and 90210 are reruns so i get to watch mid-majors in action.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:40 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: white people ruin basketball
/Wisconsin fan
March 7th, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Not really
/Notre Dame fan
//Ben Killa Hansbrough transcends race
March 7th, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Loved those old New Mexico teams.
Didn’t Utah make the Final Four run after Van Horn left?
March 7th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Love the guy’s frosted tips on the right in the first video. So glad I was too young to partake in the frosted tips era.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:44 PM
Don’t come to this blog expecting facts
/Lefty quarterback Matt Sanchez
March 7th, 2011 at 7:45 PM
I remember kids doing this in middle school, i was not friends with these kids.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Does anyone see that tweet on the sidebar?
March 7th, 2011 at 7:53 PM
About dirty Jim Tressel? Can’t open the story since I have a strict personal policy about not giving Dan Wetzel page clicks…that said, give OSU the Death Penalty
March 7th, 2011 at 7:54 PM
here is the Tressel story
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ys-osuprobe030711
March 7th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
Anonymous “sources” eh? Sounds like rubbish. Move along, nothing to see here.
March 7th, 2011 at 7:59 PM
dammit.
yes, Utah’s F4 run was in 98.
one of my favorite One Shining Moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRR8_GZ-vJA
March 7th, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Tressel eats cats?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Late 90s really was the end of good college basketball. Kind of depressing comparing it to now. Still love the tourney but it’s just so different now.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Jay Williams is dressed as a gay morgue owner this evening.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Could be bad, all depends on whether NCAA wants to investigate further. An anonymous source won’t be enough to get the NCAA to reopen the investigation. That source will have to come out in the open.
Also, Yahoo should absolutely change their headline. “Tressel knew of gear scheme last April” is not accurate right now. Should say “Source says.”
March 7th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Joe Frazier in a cowboy hat! Joe Frazier in a motherfucking cowboy hat!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
I was old enough to want frosted tips, but young enough for my mom to say no.
/mom knows best
March 7th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Also, Yahoo should absolutely change their headline. “Tressel knew of gear scheme last April” is not accurate right now. Should say “Source says.”
Pageviews.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
1996 one shining moment: Epic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7I2ZK4C4c
Cuse go to the title game. what a run. sucked to lose, but i remember their run vividly. that George game was epic. the win over Kansas was so, so sweet
March 7th, 2011 at 8:12 PM
Yeah, I had frosted tips back in 7th grade. Bite me, haters.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:14 PM
TBL, how is the year 2013??
Wonder Years 1988-1993
Not quite 25 years yet
March 7th, 2011 at 8:14 PM
Our sister station is covering a high school basketball game. The entire student section of one of the school did the leBron James powder thing, throwing it into the air right before tip. However the entire floor was then covered in baby powder and stuck on kids shoes, so play was just suspended for 50 minutes while they cleaned the floor with some sort of waxer. It was supposed to start at 7:20, and it just started about ten minutes ago. Damn kids.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:15 PM
Beer lovers! check this out below…if yer in the nayborhood come on by and say hey! My wife is the marketing chief at a local Whole Foods and this is one of ther perks of things she organizes. Someone named me will be there
More Info $5.00 donation per person
Come to the Beer Department in Whole Foods Market Wheaton and sample beers from around the world. We will have hearty snacks on hand as well. Free Pint Beer Glasses to the first 100 participants. 100% of the proceeds to benefit the Whole Planet Foundation.
List of Beers that we will be serving. Greg Hyde will be there for two hours as usual!
Lagunitas Brewing Co.
-Hop Stoopid
-Gnarly Wine:
-The Hairy Eyeball:
Goose Island Brewing Co.
-Matilda:
-Summertime:
-Night Stalker:
Summit Brewing Co.
-Extra Pale Ale:
-IPA
-Horizon Red:
Wild Onion Brewing Co.
-Paddy Pale Ale:
-Jack Stout:
Tenute Collesi
-Rossa:
-Chiara:
Private Landbrauerei Scheuerer
-Moosbacher Kellerbier:
Sand Creek Brewing Co.
-Wild Ride IPA:
-Oscar’s Chocolate Oatmeal Stout:
Bridgeport Brewing Co.
-IPA:
-Hop Czar Imperial IPA:
-Kingpin Double Red Ale:
Big Sky Brewing Co.
-Moose Drool Brown Ale:
-Montana Trout Slayer Ale:
-IPA:
-Scape Goat Pale Ale:
Crispin Cider Company
-Natural Hard Apple Cider Brut:
-Natural Hard Apple Cider Original:
-Honey Crisp:
-The Saint:
March 7th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
wow, that was my longest comment ever
March 7th, 2011 at 8:17 PM
hey Paolo.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:18 PM
i got yer paolo, so cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:19 PM
your posts are making less and less sense with every name change.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:20 PM
And it was a waste because I didn’t see Miller Lite on the list.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:21 PM
People still reference Wonder Years 25 years later.
With the exception of the editor of this site, I have never heard any reference Wonder Years outside of the chick is smart and is like PhD or something now.
“the win over Kansas was so, so sweet” TBL
If anyone ever tells me that free throws aren’t that big of a deal if you are a strong offensive team, I knee them in the nuts, tell them about this game and the KU/Memphis game.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
More Info $5.00 donation per person Hit
$5? Holy shit. Is it all you can drink? That looks fun.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
To be honest, I haven’t heard anyone say the words to Who’s The Boss or mention ALF at all.
He should have used Cheers, everyone knows that song and NORM!!!!!.
I do use this line though from the Wonder Years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BArqrHFTxNs&playnext=1&list=PLF20F6E97D25E68CD
Always makes me laugh, but it’s so true
March 7th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
Joe Frazier in a cowboy hat! Joe Frazier in a motherfucking cowboy hat!
favorite joe frazier moments
March 7th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Is that strictly for your Whole Foods, or all Whole Foods? I’d love it if you could get some CA Whole Foods to do that shit, I love to drink on the cheap!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
your posts are making less and less sense with every name change
oh so now yer alfred einstein
March 7th, 2011 at 8:27 PM
I’m not an Ohio State fan but Oregon giving a scout/street agent $25K after one of his guys signs with Oregon is ok but kids selling stuff they own (at approximate FMV to non booster) is a “major violation”?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Yes. Yes I am.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Yeah, Cheers would work. I think TBL was too young to appreciate that before it went to shit. Of course, he is still watching shows marketed to pre-teen girls on CW, so we obviously have different tastes, which is fine. I guess I don’t know where I sit on this non-issue. I don’t give a shit, I guess. Sit-Coms on network tv suck balls for the most part since I was a kid. There seem to be some decent intelligent ones now (Parks, Modern Family and Wonder Years was intelligent when it was on back in the day). Anyhow, weren’t we talking hoops and cheating OSU?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:32 PM
$5? Holy shit. Is it all you can drink? That looks fun.
looks like a sample of each of those babies
Is that strictly for your Whole Foods, or all Whole Foods? I’d love it if you could get some CA Whole Foods to do that shit, I love to drink on the cheap!
just mine/hers, but any can do it. and best part for a single stallion type, the women shoppers at whole foods are usually fine reps of the gender
March 7th, 2011 at 8:32 PM
With the exception of the editor of this site, I have never heard any reference Wonder Years outside of the chick is smart and is like PhD or something now.
Hey, I know a guy that’s married to a girl who guest-starred on a couple of episodes. So that’s sort of like referencing the show every time I see them
March 7th, 2011 at 8:33 PM
Great late 90s tourney game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtOYmNCDb-U
What a pathetic showing at the free throw line by Tyson Wheeler.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:34 PM
Hey, I know a guy that’s married to a girl who guest-starred on a couple of episodes. So that’s sort of like referencing the show every time I see them
Point, Stark and TBL.
$5? Holy shit. Is it all you can drink? That looks fun.
looks like a sample of each of those babies
That’s a lot of samples.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:35 PM
The Event is the worst show on TV. Yet, I will still watch till the conclusion of the 1st and hopefully last season.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
HA.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
The show’s theme is Joe Cocker’s cover[7] of the Beatles’ song “With a Little Help from My Friends”. The Wonder Years
One of the most covered songs in history written by Lennon and McCartney. It was already well known.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:37 PM
I think you meant H;A
March 7th, 2011 at 8:37 PM
You’re not watching The Cape or Harry’s Law.
March 7th, 2011 at 8:38 PM
this blows. i get a job right before tournament week and the thursday/friday ncaa games. doh!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
kc, you ever see this one? fucking funny. if you have not, you need to find some episodes. cop who doesn;t try to hide he loves his gun and violence and is a chauvinist
March 7th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Is there anything less meaningful than NCAA regulations & violations?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:41 PM
I think you meant H;A
i think i meant asshole
/sg’d
March 7th, 2011 at 8:48 PM
Someone on the radio was saying “If I ever commit a crime, I was Greg Anderson as an accomplice. Greatest accomplice EVER.” (Barry Bonds personal trainer).
The discussion was about how unbelievably expensive the trial has been for California. They’ve started and stopped about 3 times and it has been years since it started. And how important is it to convict Bonds for perjury?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Way to show up tonight, Western Kentucky
March 7th, 2011 at 8:50 PM
lol. Bro you got a job!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:50 PM
i think i meant asshole
/sg’d
Issat from today? I do not know this reference
March 7th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
starkington, it’s a play on her agression.
/fuck you!!
March 7th, 2011 at 8:55 PM
it’s funny (to me) that in place of a rejoinder or argument, she’ll just swear and insult
March 7th, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Ah, fair enough. I liked your wrestling thingamajig, btw, Vez. Are you gonna write more over there?
March 7th, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Fuck Ohio State. Bunch of inbred cheaters.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
I would say fuck the lawyers. But they are just the players in the game. Fuck all the legislators and lawmakers who themselves are mostly lawyers.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
yep, stark. tomorrow
March 7th, 2011 at 9:08 PM
how does one get the remote from the wife while hoarders and bachelor are on?
March 7th, 2011 at 9:09 PM
Tell her to give you the remote. You know what my girlfriend is doing right now? Doing the dishes. Get on it TBL.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:10 PM
I definitely won’t be doing that.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
I have no faith in that happening, TBL. Sorry
March 7th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
You tell her St. Mary’s/Zags is on ESPN and Wofford/CofC is on ESPN2 and both are for conference titles, then tell her to bake you some cookies.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
thanks tampa. i know i have to start looking at it that way. taking a major paycut, but i was only out of work for 2 months.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:12 PM
You know what my girlfriend is doing right now?
Operative word, I’m thinking
March 7th, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Promise her oral later on tonight?
/compromising 101
March 7th, 2011 at 9:15 PM
I know I’ve said it before, but Tressel is scum. No show jobs, free cars, cash on the side, he knows about it all. Fuck that guy.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:15 PM
WHOA, KC Res. Slow down.
If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck, it must be the Pfeifster.
-Wayne Arnold
March 7th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
Promise her oral later on tonight?
in love like a mothahfucker, licking the poontung
/what’s my naaaayme?
March 7th, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Im one step ahead. Not getting married. Ever. Unless she makes more money than me and is hot. And not either or.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Who cares?
March 7th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
This. You’ve got a built in excuse, it pays the bills.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
+ low 7 figures
I still think the oral for TV works best, but money always trumps pussy.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:30 PM
kc, you ever see this one? Hit
Awesome. Sledgehammer didn’t get a chance. Great show.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:30 PM
i hope SMC wins. So sick of Gonzaga. Such a shitty program.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:34 PM
i hope SMC wins. So sick of Gonzaga. Such a shitty program.
Anything that will keep them from being the Duke of the West is cool by me. They be slipping.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Me too: Woff PK, SMC+2, and Ark-LR +4.5…championship week rules.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Duke of the West
implication is they ever won anything besides conf titles or a regional. how about the pitt of the west?
March 7th, 2011 at 9:43 PM
Me too: Woff PK, SMC+2, and Ark-LR +4.5…championship week rules.
hey recc. i’ve scrounged back from near dead to a decent pile. tonight had old dom m5 (push) and more on over 125 in that game (won). i have c of c plus 1. also, had magic m2 (loss), hornets p10.5, rockets m5
March 7th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
implication is they ever won anything besides conf titles or a regional. how about the pitt of the west?
Duke took several years during the 80s to get what they became. Granted, to be the Duke of the West, they are behind schedule.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:46 PM
haha Pitt has always been overrated. Lavance Fields can kiss my ass.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
Whoo. I need to update my memes. Gonzaga is way behind at this point…
Season Coach Overall Conference Standing Postseason
Mike Krzyzewski (Atlantic Coast Conference) (1980–Present)
1980–81 Mike Krzyzewski 17–13 6–8 T-5th NIT Quarterfinals
1981–82 Mike Krzyzewski 10–17 4–10 T-6th —
1982–83 Mike Krzyzewski 11–17 3–11 7th —
1983–84 Mike Krzyzewski 24–10 7–7 T-3rd NCAA Second Round
1984–85 Mike Krzyzewski 23–8 8–6 T-4th NCAA Second Round
1985–86 Mike Krzyzewski 37–3 12–2 1st NCAA Finalist
1986–87 Mike Krzyzewski 24–9 9–5 3rd NCAA Sweet Sixteen
1987–88 Mike Krzyzewski 28–7 9–5 3rd NCAA Final Four
1988–89 Mike Krzyzewski 28–8 9–5 T-2nd NCAA Final Four
1989–90 Mike Krzyzewski 29–9 9–5 T-2nd NCAA Finalist
1990–91 Mike Krzyzewski 32–7 11–3 1st National Champions
1991–92 Mike Krzyzewski 34–2 14–2 1st National Champions
March 7th, 2011 at 9:49 PM
Brandin Knight might be my favorite Pitt player ever.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:49 PM
Seattle area has been loaded with basketball talent for 10-12 years. If that slows down, Gonzaga will probably struggle.
/I would have thought a few of Shawn Kemp’s kids would be good by now – he was amazingly talented and had so many kids
March 7th, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Hey tampa, I followed your formula. Hot and loaded.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Sheen is going to kill himself on his ustream thing tonight, right? Or just say, “Fuck it” and snort a bunch of blow and eat raw blowfish. I’m up in the air on this. The only reason I care is because of the aforementions Fringe comment, we’re he mentioned he started watching it, got sucked in, knows it sucks, and hopes it only lasts one season. I believe that is where we are at now with Sheen.
March 7th, 2011 at 9:57 PM
poison…poison…tasty fish!
March 7th, 2011 at 9:59 PM
Hawkeye is in my head.
Cool. Bo Kimble is going to visit that high school where the kid died after completing a perfect season. I hope ESPN does this well.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Sheen cant die yet. He has to wait at least till the first weekend of the tourney to off himself…so I can wear my shirt.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:04 PM
“I’ve never heard of a poisonous pork chop.”
Sigh. The Simpsons used to be so awesome. I totally forgot about the chinadude chef getting it on with the slut teacher.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Ugh. The Event is so awful. I pretty much want all the characters to die.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:07 PM
FWIW, i think the Bachelor – who is a douche – will take the brunette. i would
March 7th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
TBL are you saying youre a douche?
March 7th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
I feel the same way. That was back when George Takei still did Akira’s voice and not Hank Azaria impersonating him. I also love Larry King reading the Bible on a book on tape at the end.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
TBL, with his Simmons impersonation.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
“Master, we need your skilled hands.”
“MY SKILLED HANDS ARE BUSY!!!”
I’ve not watched a new Simpsons in I do not know how long.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Man. You poor bastard. I sympathize with you having to watch bad TV. But your not making a compelling case wanting to watch college hoops.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
I am by no means suggesting they still have their fastball, but they’re usually good for 1 or 2 lols per episode.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Abraham begat Issac…
March 7th, 2011 at 10:13 PM
You want to know how bad Jay Williams effed up his knee? Watch him in this celebrity sprint. This dude used to be a sick athlete.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-5M2A38744
FF to 1:30 for the race.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:14 PM
I vehemently disagree. I can’t stand to watch anymore. It would be like watching Justin Beiber sing a Beatles song.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:14 PM
did someone say George Takei?
so funny
March 7th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
i want to get to know your lengthy black lollipop
March 7th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Gonzaga will probably struggle
duckworth’d!!
March 7th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Helllooo
March 7th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
It’s all about expectations. I don’t expect solid plots, or moving characters. I know that most of the laughs are going to come from one-liners and self deprecating humor. But after so much time, what more can you expect. They could feasibly have writers on staff who are younger than the show. That’s ridiculous.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
what.the.fuck
March 7th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Helllooo
needs more probing
March 7th, 2011 at 10:24 PM
I’d like them to just put the show out of it’s misery. The first 10 seasons that show was better than anything else ever on television. People have forgotton because Fox doesn’t air the good seasons often because they want people to buy the DVD’s, and because for the last 12 years it’s like a lame horse hopelessly limping to the finish line.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:28 PM
Damn right. Though I’ve changed my stance a bit. I could get married 29-31 but not before then!! I like my freedom. My friend got married 2 years ago and I think I have hung out with him twice since then. If I want to ask him to go to a game or something I know his wife will go. When they were dating when we would hang out she would constantly text him. Do you know how annoying it is when your playing a video game and it keeps getting paused so he can respond to a text from her.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:28 PM
I honestly thought that they were going to use the final season to hype up the movie, or vice versa. Now it feels like they want to end it, but don’t know how.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Damn right. Though I’ve changed my stance a bit. I could get married 29-31 but not before then!! I like my freedom Sunny
I didn’t get married until I was 29. Smartest move I ever made. I have too many college/high school buddies that got married and divorced in their early to late 20s. Sow your fucking oats!!! After awhile, it gets old.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
married at 30. if you can stay single to 30 then meet he right chick, great.
unfortunately, you can’t time when you meet the right chick
March 7th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
My one cousin is 26 and has dated a girl for 9 years now and they still aren’t engaged. If you can find a girl who will date you for that long and not yet be engaged you have a winner.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
I was kinda hoping against hope that Conan would go back to the Simpsons to run the show. If they finally decide to put the show out of it’s misery then they should bring back some of the great old writers and actually try to make it good. Maybe even Brad Bird, if they can pry him away from Pixar for a season.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:40 PM
Been the best man 3 times and have been in 5 weddings already. I’m so going to screw everyone when it’s my turn and inconvenience everyone with a lavish trip.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:40 PM
This is true. It’s fun to wave your cock around and say “I’m never getting married” or “I’m not getting married until I’m at least 30″. But unfortunately, as Rick says in ‘Casablanca’, destiny tends to take a hand in things.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
I hate being in weddings. Such a drag.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Snooki is guest hosting Raw next week? Oh fuck this buuuuuuullllshit.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
I like weddings. Really do. But if I’m ever fortunate enough to get married. I’m praying to make it a Vegas trip for me and a small group of people.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Fuck weddings. I just show up to the bachelor parties.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:46 PM
I’ll be 29 in September and getting married in June, been with the fiancee for almost four years. 28 is a solid age in my book for getting married.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Even worse when you obsess about your speech all day while everyone is just getting shit faced and targeting the bridesmaids. While you have to keep pulling out your crinkled speech to go over things. I speak for a living, and still had my anxieties each time.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:52 PM
If you’re lucky enough to meet the 2% of girls who would go for Vegas, godspeed. Wouldn’t mind doing a destination wedding in Aruba if we had to do this again.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:53 PM
congrats. is she hot? ha jk.
don’t let her get her way too much.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:55 PM
unfortunately, you can’t time when you meet the right chick TBL
It is a fine line. Once you start dating chicks your own age in your late 20′s, they get obsessive about starting a family.
March 7th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Who the hell in their late 20′s dates girls their age? ewwwww
March 7th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
married at 38, baby, and no bastards out there that look like me. and hawkeye, the lengthy black lollipop was from the takei hillbilly prank call
/but what if it wasn’t?
March 7th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Reason #138 why I wish I was vezina.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
I’m 31 and dating a 24 year old, wouldn’t want to date closer to my age at all.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Anyone see Cena’s promo going back at The Rock tonight? Good grief that was bad. Crowd was dead. Thank God Miz came out and leveled him. Miz just did more to get a reaction than Cena did. Miz’s promo on The Rock was great. And he even did a People’s Elbow on Cena. Greatness.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Im 26, have a six year old and I have a 34 year old girlfriend who cant get pregnant.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Interesting Zags team…nobody is expecting much from them, but they are going to be a tough out if Stockton is playing at this level.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Anyone see Cena’s promo going back at The Rock tonight? Good grief that was bad. Crowd was dead.
Agreed. Cena was awful. He’s corny as shit. But the Miz, well, he was awesome.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
When I was 26 I had a 34 year old girlfriend. Problem was she could get pregnant. So that sucked……Oh yea, and she was married. Fine as hell, though. And she was white!!!!
March 7th, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Was tonight Stone Cold’s first time back in a long time? Surprised they brought him out so early.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:22 PM
Problem was she could get pregnant.
Reason #1 (and maybe the only one necessary) I’m glad I’m not Ballz!
/i’m sure it all worked out in the end
March 7th, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Oh, it didn’t. It didn’t work out at all.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Problem was she could get pregnant.
Is that why you switched to dating men?
/low hanging fruit
March 7th, 2011 at 11:25 PM
I think they said it was a year or something. He’s hosting “Tough Enough” and apparently now a guest referee at WM.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:26 PM
did anyone else get a pop in ad from Friendly’s tonight? It’s annoying as fuck
March 7th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
I’m 25 and have been dating the same girl for three years.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
+1. I can’t tell you how many times I said “I wish I were gay” at that time in my life.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Neither of us are talking about marriage, btw. She just got out of college and I’m just two years into my career. Fuck marriage.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Wow. I can’t believe I’m 2 years older than Tampa and 3 years older than Shatner. Maybe that’s why I’m so much smrater than they are………I mean smarter…
March 7th, 2011 at 11:31 PM
I’ll be single and banging whores for the rest of my life.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:32 PM
Prostitutes and Jenneane dont count, Gonzo.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
btw, when you taking that bus to FL? haha
March 7th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Yea, but that’s because your fat and ugly.
/see, I can hang low, too!!!
March 7th, 2011 at 11:36 PM
I just told my girlfriend to put the sheets on the bed. She loses balance and almost falls out of the window. I told her to be careful I don’t need you to fall out of a window. She mumbles “It might not be a bad idea” I go “I tell you to put the sheets on the bed and you want to jump out of a fucking window?” Jesus Christ.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:37 PM
They’re all whores.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:38 PM
Tampa Bo’s girlfriend sucks at Winning.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:40 PM
Gonzo I tell her just sit back and enjoy the show bro, were finally starting to win. She dont want to listen.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:41 PM
John G – Does the Megabus go to FLorida? It may be too late anyways.
Ballz – I am tall, thin and gorgeous. I may even be your type.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Crazy ass bitches want their bills paid, but can’t even make a goof thing of Kool-Aid.
-Ice Cube
March 7th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
So am I. Maybe that’s why we don’t get along.
Crazy ass bitches want their bills paid, but can’t even make a good thing of Kool-Aid.
March 7th, 2011 at 11:55 PM
2/3 haha.
/still remembers when Gonzo called TDS and talked about picking up a girl who looked like Snooki.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:04 AM
John G from Lexington – I’ve been getting drunk a lot lately.And I’ve had trouble remembering everything. But, I have a decent story from this weekend.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:15 AM
treat ‘em like a prostitute. don;t treat no girlie well until yer sure of the (?). cuz all they do is hurt and trample, listen up now here comes my last example….
March 8th, 2011 at 12:17 AM
Perhaps someone can quote a rock song? I don’t understand the lingo.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:19 AM
ok, gonzo…
“she wants love, i still wanna fuck”
Afghan Whigs, Be Sweet, from the album Gentlemen
March 8th, 2011 at 12:22 AM
gonz, one of the ultimate cold-ass but honest songs, with lyrics
studio version is better, the first guitar break is awesome
March 8th, 2011 at 12:28 AM
and what lingo?