The Roundup: Wes Leonard, a High School Basketball Player, Made a Game-Winning Shot, Then Died
Jennifer Lawrence … Carmen Electra is very flexible … don’t steal drugs from Mexican cartels … is that a rotisserie chicken in your pants or are you just happy to see me … “man arrested for driving 35 freeway miles with wife on hood” … at 46, Courtney Cox still looks great in a bikini … New Jersey mayor’s wife busted for shoplifting … girl stabbed to death over $20 and Facebook comments … Germany’s beer culture is in decline … the 100 best companies to work for … top dogs at PBS & NPR make some nice coin … Virgins are on the rise! …
Wes Leonard, a 16-year-old high school basketball player, made the game-winning shot in overtime last night and his team finished the regular season 20-0. As the team celebrated moments later, he collapsed on the court and later died. [Holland Sentinel]
It sounds like Gary Winchard’s problems are about to get worse. [Sports Agent Blog]
Colin Cowherd on the input he has on the CBS show being made loosely based on his life: it’s like if someone came up to you and said, “do you want five percent of a restaurant? You won’t cook the food, you won’t lease the building, you won’t hire the employees but we’ll give you a couple of things on the menu and you can make suggestions.” [LAist]
High school senior: 5 homers, 17 RBI in a 38-0 victory. [Sentinel]
Denver wins again, and now it is 5-1 since dealing Carmelo Anthony. Below, you HAVE to see AK-47 blow a layup that would have sent the game to overtime. [Post]
It sure looks like the Sacramento Kings are going to be moving to Anaheim. [Sac Bee]
Always-injured safety Bob Sanders has signed a contract with the Chargers. [Union Tribune]
At the same time Jameer Nelson will be guarding Derrick Rose tonight, his kid brother will be trying to bring mighty Chester a district championship at Villanova. [CSN Philly]
Middle school student suspended for opening a door. [Tidewater News]
Seton Hall 84, St. John’s 70. The Big East tourney’s going to be wide open. [Zags Blog]
The Pittsburgh media is finally chiming in on the large number of off-the-field problems its football team has. [Tribune Review]
Jeremy Shockey, dumped by the Saints last week, is going to the Carolina Panthers. [Observer]
Nice F-bomb, Steve Lavin. [via Bubba]
Four years ago, Charlie Sheen homered at Dodger Stadium. [via LA Times]
Kids are the best.
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March 4th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Nice F-bomb, Steve Lavin.
right… cause nothing motivates players like a five syllable word.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
wow…jennifer lawerence? who is she? she’s quite attractive.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
it’s nice their trying to dispell the theory of an injury prone DB squad.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
I hope everyone watched the second half of the Magic-Heat game, Orlando was setting the nets on fire with their shooting.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
She was in WInter’s Bone. Nominated for an Oscar. And bangin.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
my thoughts exactly on Sunday night
March 4th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Virgins are on the rise!
read this in the WaPo this morning. i guess kids are too career focused now to have sex… that’s all we need: a population of over-educated, stressed out virgins running the world.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Courtney Cox… holy shit!
March 4th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
id give her my winter bone, amirite.
/elbows jersey in the ribs obnoxiously
eh…getouttahyah.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
I also hope everyone clicks on the Carmen Electra link. Wow.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Well done on the Roundup pic TBL, well done indeed.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
my thoughts exactly on Sunday night
the interwebs have been ranting since the awards about her. great eyes on her for sure.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
The Jim Demint article on NPR makes me want to vomit.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
effin elitists, thinking their better than those of us who get laid and don’t care for gettin’ edgicated.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
“Germany’s beer culture is in decline…”
As someone who is attending Oktoberfest for the first time this year, I’d like to thank TBL for the buzz kill on this Friday morning.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Sounds like and NCAA application of “rules”.
March 4th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Sounds like folks from MIT or CalTech
March 4th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
I just did a google search of her and checked out some photos. yeah…she’s super hot.
/She was also born in 1990
//I feel like JPQ now
March 4th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I think it has more to do with the fact that we’re force feeding Jonas Bros and Bieber to pre-teens than anything else. I miss the days when MTV was force feeding Britney and Christina to the pre-teen masses.
/grenade dropped
March 4th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Bigger shock to people who saw her for in the movie.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
I encourage all to find the backside view of those photos. fantasstic.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
I think it’s the other way around. If I see one more Zack and Cody ep, I believe it will kill me. Brenda Song is a nice treat if I must watch though. Yummy.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
BOOSH.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
so what you’re saying is we should just start bombin’ shit to save time?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
i suppose celebrity eunuch’s could be responsible for that.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Courtney Cox looks fantastic in those photos.
My wife showed me the baby video the other day. It might be the most adorable video I’ve ever seen.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
This is a pretty big deal for schools. A major effort has been made to at least get people into one or two main entrances during the day where someone (security?) can at least observe who is coming in and out of the building. We’ve had situations where someone lets a non-student/gang member into the building to go after someone. We also had a brawl in an entrance between 20-or-so parents and their kids that TBL would normally post video of on a weekend.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
so what you’re saying is we should just start bombin’ shit to save time?
and lower the legal consent age.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
the older ones not as agreeable to the freaky shit?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
yeah, she does a total 180 from how she looked in that movie, which was pretty good I might add.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
The Jennifer Lawrence pic is one of the top 10 roundup photos ever…makes up for some complete garbage earlier this week.
Jennifer Lawrence must not believe her good fortune…a year ago, she was playing the daughter on that awful Bill Engvall sitcom on TBS…a year later she’s nominated for a Best Actress Oscar.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
i didn’t see the heat game last night but did chris bosh get his shit pushed in?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
And the drinking age. Definitely needs to go back to 18 or even 16. That’s one thing the Europeans have done correct. Low drinking ages.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
hawkeye – you really about to get another round of winter? sucks dude, i’m looking to hit the links again this weekend.
/ducks
March 4th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I read her bio and noticed that. Talk about a quick turn around.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Is this what journalists are being told to use to describe the use of ‘LMFAO’ nowadays?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
and BTW, as bad as that show was…she had me sitting through a few eps.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
/fumes
March 4th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Did you not see the picture of Selita earlier? I’m starting to believe there’s a bunch of racists up in heyah.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
got to love living anywhere but up north. it will be tough, but I am going to go Sunday, the high temp is only 56
March 4th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
body looks incredible. She had to have gotten bolt-ons, cuz those things are huuuuuuuuuge.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
i can definitely get behind 18 for the drinking age. like people always say, if you’re old enough to vote and die for this country, you can have a drink.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
the older ones not as agreeable to the freaky shit?
quite the opposite. the single ones near 30 will do anything for a chance at marriage.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
im only racist towards australians.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
I think they got it right when they made the drinking age 21
March 4th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
LeBron’s wide open (read: WIDE THE FUCK OPEN) 3 pointer at the buzzer barely hit rim, but the best shot was Bosh jacking a contested 3 with 6 seconds left for no apparent reason. Miami looked just like Cleveland did the past few seasons at crunch time. They spread the floor and LeBron dribbles around for 15 seconds and then charges into the lane. I love how the Heat think signing Mike Bibby’s corpse is the missing link.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Mira Sorvino esque? (save the famous dad?)
March 4th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Obviously she’s not my type, but WOW on the 46 yr. old Courtney Cox.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
No you’re not, liar liar joint’s on fire.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
hawkeye – you really about to get another round of winter? sucks dude, i’m looking to hit the links again this weekend.
It’s been -25C or colder (worse if you consider wind chill) and snowing all week. Sounds like we are going to have snow until at least the end of April.
/fastens noose
March 4th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
*grumble, grumble, curse word*
At this rate, it’s not going to melt until May
March 4th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Metal Bat, Charlie? Weak. Still a nice stroke, though.
/WINNING
March 4th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Wow! Two women arguing on facebook and then one stabs and kills the other with a kitchen knife….all over 20 bucks. sad
March 4th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
thanks husker, but i was asking about bosh, not looking for another anti-lebron diatribe.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Looking back, it actually hasn’t been that bad of a week: Selita, Brooklyn, & Mila Kunis…but my whole memory of the week is soured by the awful awful awful Amanda Seyfried.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
hahaha, that is a great comment. +1
—-
Anyone else think Kampmann won that fight last night?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Much different alcohol culture over there. It’s not considered evil by lots of people. That said, I think the drinking age should be 19. Nice, happy medium point.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
it was a wood bat before Charlie’s Adonis DNA transformed it into the ultimate Wunderbat.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
/kirk douglas affroved
March 4th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Well at least you have the comfort of another stellar Oilers season to keep you warm at night.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
hey Jay V – check out Starz this weekend. This movie Dear John is really bad. But Amanda Seyfried kills it. For some reason, I’m crushin’ on her right now. big-time. and pasty white ain’t my bag.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
jersey…is that chick aussie?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
It’s been -25C
that could be 75F for all i know.
/’Merica’d
March 4th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Carmen Electra! Bendy. like the last pose
March 4th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Well at least you have the comfort of another stellar Oilers season to keep you warm at night.
I hate you.
/Hall with a Gordie Howe hat trick last night
//he hurt his ankle in the fight
///might be done for the year
////finishes noose
March 4th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
JHS – What are “bolt ons”
March 4th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
fake titties.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I honestly don’t remember Bosh doing much, but I only caught the last qtr and a half of the game. But let me tell you about LeBron…
March 4th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Yep. It’s the chick from Chuck. Total smoke.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
oh sweet jesus, are the autoplay ads back?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
i’d love for my alarm clock to go off, and the first 5 seconds of the alarm are the sounds from inside a casino. just stand in the middle of bellagio and bottle that noise for 5 seconds.
then, this song kicks in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1f7Lhd56Q
it’d start around the :10 mark
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
lol.
i’ll let her live. but adam scott? that dude’s done for.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Jennifer Lawrence > Nene’s headshot
Amazing how all is forgotten when TBL get’s the roundup pic right. Nicely done.
In other news, Bob in a Chargers jersey just doesn’t seem right. I guess when I see him standing on the sidelines in one with no pads on, it will feel like old times.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
JHS – What are “bolt ons”
are you serious?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Good God. The pictures of that kid celebrating with his teammates, then of him on the ground, dying… That’s more than I needed to see on a Friday morning. I could not imagine being a teammate or a classmate or anyone in that crowd last night.
May God hold his soul closely.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
that could be 75F for all i know.
/’Merica’d
It’s “turn your nuts to pea size” weather
March 4th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Really fake ones. Ultra firm, looks like to cantaloupe halves on their chest.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
How? So that we create a culture binge drinking in college? If we taught our kids to respect alcohol at a young age like they do in Europe (I spent a month in France and five year olds were given a glass of wine at dinner), things would be much different.
In essence, if you can vote and fight in war, you should be able to drink.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Did you not see the picture of Selita earlier?
yes, and i am still trying to scrub that image out of my brain. looked like a bag of smashed assholes.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
High school senior: 5 homers, 17 RBI in a 38-0 victory
as 11-yearolds we beat a team 53-0 once. i was kicked out for plawing over the catcher
/never let up!!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I don’t know what caused you to have this idea, but you need to go through it more often. Fucking. Awesome.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
The Pittsburgh media is finally chiming in on the large number of off-the-field problems its football team has. [Tribune Review]
the Trib is a pretty crappy paper, but they did have the journalistic integrity to name a young Sir Spicious the high school athlete of the week in late October 1994.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
It’s “turn your nuts to pea size” weather
so you have to live under a hail of gun fire?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Menarky – what does a bag of “smashed assholes” look like?
And now I’m aware of the phrase “Bolt ons”
March 4th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Make sure to have the secretary pick up your hood from the cleaners.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
TBL…just use pink floyd’s money. sure, it’s not the song you wanted, but it’s got casino noises and you’ll have already hit the snooze button by the time the music comes in.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Selita Ebanks… not pretty.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
surprised they show the photos of his friends and family looking on as they perform CPR.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
The Pittsburgh media is finally chiming in on the large number of off-the-field problems its football team has.
At least they didn’t wait until they were preempted by a national magazine.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Party Down and Stepbrothers were great. Fuck you.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
i agree, and this doesn’t make me racist.
/lights australian flag on fire
March 4th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Jimminy crickets… where the fuck am I?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Great body though
March 4th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Menarky – what does a bag of “smashed assholes” look like?
selita ebanks
March 4th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I loved that dress on Jennifer Sunday night. She was so beautiful. Some complained that the dress (Calvin Klein) was too simple but jeez, with a figure like that what more do you need? The minimal jewelry was also a hit.
/Fashion police, VA Bureau’d
March 4th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Make sure to have the secretary pick up your hood from the cleaners.
why would the hood of my car be at the cleaners?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Yep, I’m definitely about to reach into the deck and pull it out.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
i’d love for my alarm clock to go off, and the first 5 seconds of the alarm are the sounds from inside a casino. just stand in the middle of bellagio and bottle that noise for 5 seconds.
i prefer to wake up to blow jobs.
/not married
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
not “catalina wine mixer” adam scott, “kate hudson crotch mixer” adam scott.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Anyone can have a great body. But when its attached to a five-head, yikes.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Lol.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
BOOM!
Or just go to Vegas for the NCAA tournament AND St. Paddy’s Day.
/less than 2 weeks!!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Yeah that was definitely a low point for Roundup pics. Looked like a bug or something.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Probably duckworth’d but funny as hell. This.
Selita Ebanks… not pretty.
Jimminy crickets… where the fuck am I?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
steelers have always been cheating, dirty scumbags. it’s about time the rooneys got the criticism they deserve.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
WTF?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Oh yeah – to further piss me off I had money on it too. Did you see the compubox numbers? There wasn’t a single round Sanchez outhit him.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
/high five!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
/pushes chair away from desk.
//stands up
///starts clapping.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
lolz.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Ha, now that’s funny.
/RIP Banders.
I mean those have to be bolt ons right? no way were they that big when she was on friends.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Holy Testicle Tuesday.
/Ventura’d
agreed
March 4th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I can deal with calling Kenny Chesney gay (unfounded). I can deal with calling Bieber terrible (subjective). But I will not stand for this mass, blatant disrespect of Ms. Ebanks.
Everyone, pistols at dawn.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
i prefer to wake up to blow jobs.
/not married
hey, tucker max! how are ya?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
the catalina fuckin wine mixer
March 4th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I think that’s a H/T to you.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I think they meant Pitt, not the Steelers.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
The laughing baby was on the Today show this morning, and true to form, the adults tried to get him to “perform” with tearing paper, and Matt fake sneezing (he apparently likes those too.) The kid would have none of it. He cracked a smile, but otherwise continued to suck his fingers.
/Adorable though
March 4th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
But I will not stand for this mass, blatant disrespect of Ms. Ebanks.
do you have a pic that is better you would like to submit to the court?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
How awesome would our lives be if we could be so easily amused?
btw, anyone see Howard Stern on Kimmel last night? Howard was on a green screen so it appeared as if he was really in LA on set. Pretty weird.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I’m with you Jersey. I don’t get what the problem is. It may not be her best pic, but dayummmm.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
a man can dream.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
w00t!
/raylan givens hat tip in return
March 4th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
just look at the numbers, I knew Kampamann was out striking him, but I didn’t realize it was that big of a gap. Kampmann dominated round 1 and the other 2 were close, but there is not a doubt in my mind that he won either round 2 or 3. Sanchez gets another questionable decision win, while Kampmann gets another questionable decision loss.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Yes.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Jersey, you could land a 747 on that thing.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
So, so true.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
hey, tucker max! how are ya?
I hate that fucker. I especially hate the fact that he makes more money than me simply because he’s an asshole. And we wonder what’s wrong with our country.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
hey, tucker max! how are ya?
so you’d prefer to wake up to casino bells? that’s gayer than tucker max’s “adventures.”
March 4th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Dane Cook’s popularity shows we’re already there as a society
March 4th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I’m trying to refrain from calling you a bad word right now.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Jersey the link wouldn’t work for me, but I have to join the chorus and say, at least, that Ms. Eubanks face seems odd to me. She’s not fugly, but I can think of a whole lot of women who I would say are exponentially better looking.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Jersey, you could land a 747 on that thing.
She looks like an alien in that picture. Any picture of Selita must include visual of the neck-down, otherwise, she’s not very flattering.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Child please.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
V4L: And I thought we had something…
March 4th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
classy, tommie harris.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
If forced to choose between the massive domes of Rihanna and Ebanks, it’s Selita all day, every day.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
wow.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Let’s change the subject. I’m starting to get upset. My hands are shaking with anger.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Jersey, I’ve got this one.
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
/Team Eubanks
March 4th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Let’s change the subject. I’m starting to get upset. My hands are shaking with anger.
Just picture Gabrielle Union or Halle Berry, both of whom are more attractive than Selita. I know I am.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
dogs > cats, obviously, but if i could domesticate and train a big cat like a jaguar or panther, that’d be the ultimate pet.
that or a bear.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Awesome, Ark. Brilliant.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Sorry, but no.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
He got the idea from Bobby Higginson.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I think if I could domesticate any animal, I would still rather have a horse as a pet.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
for husker.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
When I read this, I thought of Louis CK’s bit on “a bag of dick.”
March 4th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
how fucking sweet would it be to have a panther on a leash, just strolling through the park like it is no big deal?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
i would prefer a wolf.
but i would settle for a domesticated Fox.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
You better hope that part of the domestication is teaching it to shit in a toilet, otherwise it could get messy.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
I was a huge Bobby fan. That guy had a fuckin cannon in RF.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
now that is a blast from the past. Reminds me of the days when the Tigers were absolute shit and Higgy was their only marketable player.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Exactly. There are plenty of hot women out there to ogle, there’s no reason to defend the alien.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I’m going to punch you in the junk.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
hell yea…and talk about home protection.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Biggest. Chick. Magnet. Ever.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
great, talking about domesticating wild animals and i get a WSPCA banner with an emaciated dog…
/makes me want to take the day off to go home and play with my dog all day.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
oh sweet jesus, panther cubs are cute as shit too. the women would flock like the salmon of capastrano.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I want a Koala bear
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Well he’d definitely be an outside pet. And I’d have to switch sides to team big ass yard. But just imagine. You’re bored and you want to go the bar that’s a pretty decent walk away. Just whistle for Silver, she comes galloping up to you and then you ride to the bar on your horse.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Nah, he makes more money than you because he’s smarter than you. He was Law Review at Duke, but figured out an easier way to make a lot of dough than working 80 hr weeks for 7 years to make partner @ a mega-firm.
Tucker Max is a douche, but he’s a very, very smart douche.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I’m pretty sure they are still writing cheques to Damion Easley.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
how fucking sweet would it be to have a panther on a leash, just strolling through the park like it is no big deal?
until it took off after a rabit and dragged you at 40mph.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Oh man that is cute as shit. But how badass looking are cheetah cubs.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
another good choice…they’re cute as hell, but they’re tempermental.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
LMAO
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
uh…that’s a really good point.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Puppies. whenever it is time for me to get a puppy I’m going to be sure to get it around the first of april when the weather is just getting nice and all the chicks are under the gun to go run at the park to get fit for the summer. just sit back and let the new puppy do the work.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’d rock a fucking Panda. His name would be Lewis…and he’s be awesome.
/love the picture of the Newfie, Spencer.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
When did you become a hoser?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I want a
KoalaKodiak bear/looks at spencer
March 4th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Cheetah. Fucking. Cub.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
/spits
//dry heaves because a chunk o’ dip went all commando behind my molars
March 4th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Puppies. whenever it is time for me to get a puppy I’m going to be sure to get it around the first of april when the weather is just getting nice and all the chicks are under the gun to go run at the park to get fit for the summer. just sit back and let the new puppy do the work.
this is exactly the approach i took with mine.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
lol
March 4th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I think a meerkat would be a cool pet, and something of a chick magnet as well.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Ha!
March 4th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
+ 1 pet’s head falling off
I would domesticate a honey badger and if anyone fucked with me it would be on, because my honey badger don’t give a shit.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
domesticated honey badger is the most oxymoronic thing ive ever heard.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Amanda?
No a Panda…
/what do you mean “you” people?
March 4th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I would say the honey badger, but no way would it be as effective domesticated.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
YES! You cant be in a bad mood when youre looking at a meerkat.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
This Panda looks awesome.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I want a falcon trained by Jack Hannah.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
domesticated honey badger is the most oxymoronic thing ive ever heard.
lol
March 4th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
close, but I think classy Wisconsin Badger fan would trump it.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I’d go mini-giraffe
/opulence
March 4th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
The honey badger domesticates you
March 4th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Why? Teach it to obey your commands. Use cobra meat to train it. Stick to hyperbole.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
As does this one.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
snow leopard cubs.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Aw, it says this on Wikipedia: “Meerkats make very poor pets. They bite, and the bite can become infected. They stink, and will scent-mark their owner and the house (their “territory”). Being a pack animal, they may become hysterical if kept as single pets.”
March 4th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
He really does. He’s like the neighbor from home improvement.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
i like where your head’s at.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
lol…thinking the same thing.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Honey badger don’t give a shit about your commands
March 4th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Platypus. boom.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Nice.
As my second choice I’d take a gray gorilla from Congo.
March 4th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
pandas look as cool looking as they are dumb. they just sit around, eat bamboo and go extinct.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
and im sorry, the cute stops here.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
on second thought, this is why i don’t want a snow leopard.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
You say this like it’s a bad thing…sure it’s not as great as being a cicada where you get a 17 year nap, wake up to fuck and then die but there are worse ways to spend a life
March 4th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
well yea…scariest looking dog? caucasian shepherd.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
what would you prefer them to do, solve differential equations?
March 4th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I’d teach Lewis to do that if I had a big fence. Scare the shit out of the neighbors when they’re grilling out. They look over a see a Panda just staring at them.
I was thinking the same thing.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Snow leopards getting mad love around these parts today.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Holy.Shit.
/biggest dog ever
//is it even real?
March 4th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
That’s actually Barry Melrose
/Hernia’d
March 4th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
what would you prefer them to do, solve differential equations?
i just ask for some personality. that’s all.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Give me an elephant that’s the size of a pot belly big, and I’ll be happy.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Are you telling me Lewis wouldn’t have a personality? Fuck that noise. I’d put him in a Raiden hat and teach him how to make Orange Chicken. He’d be the life of the party.
/haters gonna hate
March 4th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I’m telling you dude. Horses. They live to just entertain and serve you.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I’m lolling all over myself.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
stupid dogs are hilarious.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
So their just like draft prospects at the combine.
/Tyberius Q.’d
March 4th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
/biggest dog ever
//is it even real?
i think irish wolf hounds are the biggest dogs (height/length).
i don’t know what breed that dog is, but it looks like the mastiff family.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Give me an elephant that’s the size of a pot belly big, and I’ll be happy.
SHUT UP FLUFFY!
March 4th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
stupid dogs are hilarious.
my landlord is building out the basement so there’s constant power tools going on in the basement. my dog works hard to locate area of the floor where the sounds coming from, then pounces it like a polar bear looking for a seal under the snow.
it’s hilarious.
/and costly to the wood floors
March 4th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
That’s awesome. My brother’s roommate in college had a massive Dobermann that was petrified of a 3-foot Bart Simpson doll. All they had to do was bring it out and he was run and hide in the bedroom.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
lol…have you seen the video of the swissy playing fetch with a garbage can?
/love those dogs
March 4th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
prolly shoulda thrown the link in there.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Why, because it’s another laughable GOP “cure” to cutting the debt by going after Big Bird and NPR? CPB budget was $420M last year…what is that, about what we spend in a week in Afghanistan/Iraq? DeMint is pushing a culture war, not serious deficit reduction.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
lol.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
my dog not only hates the vaccuum, but the ceiling fan, my guitar, and any unknown large object i’m carrying.
the ceiling fan fear, while frustrating, is funny.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Metal Bat, Charlie? Weak. Still a nice stroke, though
Ball travel more during day at Chavez.
/who am I kidding?
March 4th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
My buddy and I brought home this large inflatable corona bottle from a bar. In the middle of the night, while I’m on the couch, all I hear is his dog just growling. She’s in the dark just sizing up the large corona bottle, I couldn’t stop laughing.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Spencer: That video is fucking awesome.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I get this at least one a week…but I don’t have to ask mine to bark like this.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I think if I could domesticate any animal, I would still rather have a horse as a pet.
man, i want a cow. i love cows-looks, smell, sounds, all of it.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
This is my dog’s dream.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
I’m telling yinz, she is the sleeper in the culture tourney this month.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
it’s so ridiculous, isn’t it? my pooch used to growl at my amp, so i’d just turn on distortion and do a bunch of dimebag darrell pinch harmonics and she’d get scared and run away.
awesome…sounds like a motorcycle when he’s growling.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
that’s fucking great.
when i was taking my dog to get put down i stopped at mcdonalds to get her a double cheeseburger as a last meal. so i give it to her, pull out of my parking space and next thing i know she’s on the center console with the whole burger in her mouth just looking out the window and wagging her tail.
great lasting memory of her…she was a good doggie.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
spence i’m guessing it got dusty in the car
/pours one out for spence’s late dog
March 4th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Shit, did I hit the PETA bookmark?
March 4th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
of course.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
oh hell now…fuck those assholes.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
yeah. while my dog shows no signs of being abused before we got her, we know she was picked up on the street of atlanta, so i’m wondering if she ran into some nefarious people with large objects a few times to put a scare into her, or wasn’t kept long enough with her litter and mother.
that’s awesome, man. i would have been a blubbering mess while doing that.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
My wife had a maltese that would attack a 2ft. doll she used to have on sight. Just run at it and start whaling on the legs.
March 4th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Me too. I’ve never had to put a dog down. I can’t imagine what that’s like. I know my wife will go nuts when the time comes for Husker. She’s never had her own dog before, so this will be uncharted territory.