Ballin’: Life Without Tony Parker Ain’t Pretty
Orlando 116, New York 110: Not surprisingly, the Knicks faded in the 2nd half two nights after that fantastic win against Miami. After a disastrous 15-point 2nd quarter (when Hedo Turkoglu was ejected), the Magic scored 69 points in the 2nd half, led by Jameer Nelson (26 points) and the bench (44 points). New York’s “Big 3″ made 22 of the Knicks’ 32 baskets, and scored 85 points. When does, “Operation; Save Chauncey’s Legs” begin? After the jump, watch Shawne Williams dunk on Dwight Howard.
Houston 103, Portland 87: Nice road win for the Rockets, who shot 57% from the field (Scola was 10-of-11) and thanks to five wins in a row, are quietly creeping back into the playoff race. The Trailblazers are 0-2 since acquiring Gerald Wallace.
Memphis 109, San Antonio 93: The Spurs’ first game without Tony Parker was a debacle: 21 turnovers, 17 assists. No started in double figures. San Antonio is the No. 1 seed in the West, but it only leads Dallas by five games, and the Lakers are six games back. Didn’t OJ Mayo warn everyone not to mess with Tony Allen? This referee must have not gotten the memo.
Indiana 109, Golden State 100: Danny Granger made more free throws (16) than the entire Warriors team (13) and folks, it looks like the Pacers are playoff-bound … unless you think Charlotte, which just traded its best player, is going to pull it off. The only question: Against which team does Indy stand the best chance of stealing a game? I’d guess Miami. I’m kind of looking forward to Granger vs. Durant tonight.
Toronto 96, New Orleans 90: Would it shock you if the Hornets missed the playoffs? The distance between them (6th seed) and Houston (11th seed) is just four games games. Chris Paul: 37 minutes, 7 points and, I’m certain, half a dozen, “get me the F outta here” looks. Have you seen how poorly they have drafted over the last four years? And yes, Jose Calderon (22 points, 16 assists) outplayed Paul.

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March 2nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Kirk Haston went #16 in 2001?
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Paul is part of the problem too. He was getting killed on the twatter for repeatedly turning down shot. He’s a shadow of what he once was.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Would it shock you if the Hornets missed the playoffs? The distance between them (6th seed) and Houston (11th seed) is just four games games.
The Hornets are a streaky team. They win in bunches and lose in bunches. So I wouldn’t write them off just yet. They get hot at the right moment and they might surprise a team.
half a dozen, “get me the F outta here” looks.
Too f’in bad. We’ll see how the NBA landscape looks like post-lockout and then we can determine if he can “Decision” himself outta here.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
It’s really my biggest concern if they’re to have any real playoff aspirations. Has Mike Bibby decided to take his talents to South Beach yet. I’d like to have some of his “offense”. Anthony Caretr just ain’t gonna get it done and you’re never really sure what Douglas is going to give you.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Excited about the Lakers getting on a roll here lately. I’ve said it before, but these playoffs are going to be epic. Will be interesting to see if SA can limp home in 1st.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
So true. Those knee injuries really changed him. Too bad.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Fucking knicks. What a collapse. But I ain’t too mad. Tough road game. And Hedo is the real life Dexter Morgan – something really off about that dude.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
These guys that didn’t get out prior to now may be screwed. I don’t agree with a franchise tag at all. I 100% support a guy’s decision to let his contract expire and roll out.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
And? I don’t think he even played the first game.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Hedo looks too high to be a Dexter. Chris Kaman is Dexter.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Autobots’d
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Stop drafting Kansas guys! Especially big guys not named Wilt…Aside from Paul Pierce and maybe Hinrich, nobody from Kansas has done anything in the NBA in the last 30 yrs.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:48 AM
He played a lot and got yoooge cheers from the crowd, which was cool. But agreed, the 0-2 since he got there is irrelevant.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:49 AM
lol
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:51 AM
So, no mention of Rip’s return to the Pistons’ lineup last night?
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:52 AM
The Knicks ran out of gas last night.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Raef LaFrentz was always crucial in making trade dollars even out, and come to think of it the same thing applied to Drew Gooden as well
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:53 AM
True, one day maybe Cole Aldrich will be known as “Cole Aldrich’s Expiring Contract.”
/simmons’d
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Didn’t Jacques Vaughn once score 50 in a game?
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:57 AM
I can’t believe the good name of Jaques Vaughn is being besmirched. Poor Danny Manning never had a chance with his knees and being drafted by the Clips.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Hump Day!
/NSFWish
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Fuck Drew Gooden
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Hockey telestrator dong.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Hey, Scot Pollard had some interesting hair and chops.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Sc, can you hop on g-chat for a second?
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Ostertag and Mokeski need to somehow enter this conversation.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Probably thinking of Tony Delk.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Didn’t Jacques Vaughn once score 50 in a game?
Did he even do this in high school?
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Didn’t Jacques Vaughn once score 50 in a game?
Doesn’t he hold the record for most consecutive shots missed?