Mike Bibby’s Stylin’ Miami Heckler
The picture on the left seems like a normal picture of an NBA player shooting a jump shot. You barely look twice. Luckily, someone that works with lots of photos of NBA players shooting jump shots noticed something truly spectacular about this picture. There is a Grade-A top-of-the-line Miami douchebag sitting in the front row yelling at Mike Bibby.
You almost hope this guy is like the Cigar Guy in the famous Tiger Woods photo – There’s no way someone that fucking ridiculous can be for real. With Cigar Guy, it turned out he was a guy in a costume. This guy? The star of Miami Dink? I don’t think he’s a Miami Borat.
Let’s break this down.
He’s got a full beard and a shaved head. He’s wearing sunglasses inside. He has a giant gold bracelet and cursive tattoos on both his forearms. He’s wearing camouflage cargo shorts and a deep V-neck t-shirt. And the cherry on top of the Douchebag Sundae… He’s wearing Uggs. In Miami. In a climate that usually sees 60-degree temperatures in the evenings this time of the year. It’s all of this. Every glorious detail. He intentionally dressed like this before leaving the house.
[Original image via Getty, Black, white and douche via Jose]
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March 1st, 2011 at 5:01 PM
i feel like miami is covered in this STD laden ooze.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:01 PM
This is exactly how I picture spencer dressing.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I don’t understand why girls wear skirts with Uggs in the spring and fall. If it’s cold enough for you to wear Uggs then maybe you should be wearing some goddamn pants.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:06 PM
*tears in my eyes*
March 1st, 2011 at 5:07 PM
fixed. those things are fucking hideous.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I hate to break it to you, CRM, but Miami has a large amount of douchebags. I’d say they are 2nd only to L.A. in the amount of douchebags per city. And every one of them is a “producer” or an “agent” or a “manager”.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Because it’s boner-inducing when the right girls do it.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:10 PM
This is exactly how I picture spencer dressing.
Spencer is a collar popper. Or at least he is in Miz’s legendary gravatar.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Uggs are awesome – very warm, keep your pants from getting ruined from the salt and snow and they’re comfortable enough to walk in them for long periods of time.
I’m not wearing Uggs because I want some fucking guy to like them. I’m wearing them because I like my feet to be warm when it’s fucking cold outside.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:11 PM
My wife loves her Uggs.
However, they’re the simple brown ones, she never rolls them down, never tucks her pants into them, and never wears them with skirts. Basically, she uses them like they were intended before they became fashionable.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Exactly. When he’s not wearing a Deep V, he’s wearing a polo with the collar popped.
But I’m just joking. I enjoy fucking with that Ohesian.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:14 PM
It looks like that guy is one of the few people actually paying attention to the game.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:15 PM
you like the sweaty, smelly feet uggs w/o socks gives off?
March 1st, 2011 at 5:16 PM
That “right girl” is probably inducing wood no matter what she wears.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Yup. Problem is, there are too many wrong girls wearing them.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Because it’s boner-inducing when the right girls do it.
Like the blonde in the pink pajama pants in the middle of this photo…for example.
/NSFW.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:17 PM
In Chicago, NYC, anywhere cold I can completely understand. in a place like Fayetteville where it snows twice a year and is melted in a couple days? completely not needed.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Sounds like something snooki would wear.
/vomits
March 1st, 2011 at 5:19 PM
they warm the tips of her beef curtains.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:21 PM
is that like how almost everyone in New York is an actor? or a comedian? yet they all work at bars or restaurants?
March 1st, 2011 at 5:22 PM
I agree on that. Far too many Stampy lookalikes are wearing Uggs.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:25 PM
the gravatar is an accurate representation of spencer’s daily ensemble.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:25 PM
I WILL WEAR MY UGGS WITH OR WITHOUT MY PANTS TUCKED INTO THEM! AND I WILL FOLD DOWN MY CARDY UGGS IF I WANT TO! AND I DON’T CARE IF I’M THE “WRONG GIRL” TO BE WEARING THEM!
March 1st, 2011 at 5:26 PM
So that’s how people dress in the big-market cities.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
It looks like that guy is one of the few people actually paying attention to the game.
Itlooks like he’s responding to the soda/pop vendor who yelled “Coke here!!” by yelling back “One 8 ball please!”
March 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
SG, how often do you have to replace the caps lock on your keyboard? Three times a year? I just imagine it gets worn out sometimes.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
I think uggs look retarded, but I bought the wife a pair for her birthday and she thanks me every time she wears them. I just hope she remembers this when it’s my birthday.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Laker Fan still owns this guy
March 1st, 2011 at 5:29 PM
There may not be an app for Bill James, but there is a site for Uggs
March 1st, 2011 at 5:30 PM
No shit?! This post deserved better than an NFL Sunday. I can’t believe I am just finding this out.
/We landed on the moon!
March 1st, 2011 at 5:31 PM
did you plagiarize this from a billboard with Tommy Brady on it?
March 1st, 2011 at 5:31 PM
I just hope she remembers this when it’s my birthday.
Should be worth a hummer.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Because it’s boner-inducing when the right girls do it.
Like the blonde in the pink pajama pants in the middle of this photo…for example.
/NSFW.
There is a really ugly chick in the top right corner of th epic wearing a bra, i’m not even sure its a chick.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:32 PM
I don’t think I’ve had an all-caps comment here in at least a month. Some caps but not all caps.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:33 PM
There is a really ugly chick in the top right corner of th epic wearing a bra, i’m not even sure its a chick.
I hadn’t noticed her before. You’re right, she’s quite unattractive.
/goes back to the blonde in the first row with the uggs.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:34 PM
I saw all you assholes laughing about that fucking soccer player kicking an injured owl (eventually killing it). So fuck you for that, too.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:34 PM
I sometimes use Caps all the time partly
/SG
March 1st, 2011 at 5:34 PM
my wife entertained herself before while we were in the stands waiting on the Daytona 500 to start by taking pics of the plethora of fat chicks wearing skimpy clothes with their “sexy” bra straps purposely showing. she got a big kick out of that.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:35 PM
my wife entertained herself before while we were in the stands
i stopped here
/punch me miz
March 1st, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Owl wouldn’t have been injured if it hadn’t flown onto a patch of land with 22 guys kicking a ball around…it’s like a guy shooting himself while cleaning his gun, idiocy is always funny
March 1st, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Laker Fan still owns this guy
you never know, this is a static image…
March 1st, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Redundant.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:36 PM
60% of the time. Every time.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
my wife entertained herself before while we were in the stands waiting on the Daytona 500
I stopped here
/punch miz
March 1st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
To be clear, I don’t use the CAPS lock if I’m capitalizing one or two words in a sentence. I use it for rants like the one above.
/I hope your wife forgets your birthday all together
March 1st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
my wife entertained herself before while we were in the stands waiting on the Daytona 500 to start by taking pics of the plethora of fat chicks wearing skimpy clothes with their “sexy” bra straps purposely showing. she got a big kick out of that.
Me and my wife can go to the mall sit in the food court and just laugh at this for hours, very cheap entertainment.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Owl wouldn’t have been injured if it hadn’t flown onto a patch of land with 22 guys kicking a ball around…it’s like a guy shooting himself while cleaning his gun, idiocy is always funny
While true, the guy kicking the owl off the field was the gratuitous part. Not so much that it got injured in the first place.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:38 PM
That’s a keeper.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:38 PM
This is actually a bonus verse to Hit ‘Em Up.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:38 PM
I saw all you assholes laughing about that fucking soccer player kicking an injured owl (eventually killing it). So fuck you for that, too.
Who?
March 1st, 2011 at 5:39 PM
CARDY UGGS
I had to look that up. Apparently they are real. Partly
March 1st, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Crippled owl on the pitch was only going to affect play…needed to keep the game moving
March 1st, 2011 at 5:41 PM
I think I will end this day while we are still talking about Owls, Uggs, and NASCAR folks.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Crippled owl on the pitch was only going to affect play…needed to keep the game moving
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen video of baseball players tossing the injured bodies of seagulls or pigeons off of the field of play after getting hit by fly balls.
Still, it’s pretty gratuitous.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:44 PM
is that like how almost everyone in New York is an actor? or a comedian? yet they all work at bars or restaurants?
Very much so.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:55 PM
all servers and bartenders in Nashville are country singers. true story.
March 1st, 2011 at 5:59 PM
lots of good douchebag stock in miami.
March 1st, 2011 at 6:03 PM
I AM NOT A
CARDY UGGSCOLLAR POPPER!!!March 3rd, 2011 at 11:13 AM
haha I know who this is…the Heckler in question is Roman Jones. He is the owner of THE OPIUM GROUP in Miami, which owns and operates several nighclubs on South Beach such as Set, Mokai, Mansion, Cameo, & Louis. He is also the son of Foreigner Guitarist Mick Jones. yes, he’s eccentric alright.