Phil Simms Was Once Young and Spry
What we have here is a timeless Phil Simms workout video from 1987. To summarize, it’s an engaging jazzercise exhibition that primarily features Simms jogging in place while he introduces an array of fellow NFL workout partners. I should also mention that Phil is wearing a gold chain and sporting shorter shorts than Stacy Keibler.
In addition to our gracious host, the other groovin’ standouts are as follows: Rulon “Dauber” Jones for reasons self explanatory, Todd Christensen, a bruising Oakland Raider tight end who actually chose to approach this surreal setting seriously, Phil McKonkey, complete with neg-burns and incessant towel waving, and Tony Dorsett, who strolls in with a chick on each arm.
And just in case you were wondering, the really tan chick is reportedly Giant Panther’s sister.
[Video via Pro Football Talk]
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February 24th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
I should also mention that Simms is wearing a gold chain and sporting shorter shorts than Stacy Keibler.
Hey, he’s got the gams for it
February 24th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
i’ve never liked todd christiansen
didn’t like him as a player
don’t like him as a commentator
maybe it’s the mullet
February 24th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
honey badger who are you? hilarious name
February 24th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Best name of the year so far. Well done good sir.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Unstoppable running down the middle in Tecmo Bowl…that mullet/mustache combo had to be the stuff of mockery even back then
Enjoyed him calling Gary Anderson “the most consistent kicker in NFL history”…can I get an amen Viking fans!
February 24th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
how about you eat a dick, kind sir.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Christiansen is a rare Terry Funk/Weird Al hybrid.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
LOL at the Miggy presser. What a fucking joke. Using a translator. Dude has been in the USA 10 fucking years and makes 20 mil a year. Give me a damn break. Learn the language and man up you sack of shit. BTW, he’s playing tomorrow. All the European hockey players in Detroit learn English and this asshole hides behind a translator when convenient.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime http://t.co/I38WoCQ Hilarious
February 24th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Is that a jheri curl/mullet?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Is Granny spry?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Phil McKonkey = Bababooey???
February 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Vlad Guerrero
February 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Que?
/Sammy Sosa
February 24th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
was the 80′s really that gay? i’d like to thank my parents for insulating me from most of the gheyness in the 80′s
February 24th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
I think TBL and the fellas should do a video like this also.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Best name of the year so far. Well done good sir.
b-b-b-but, i, i, i….i try so HARD
February 24th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
All CRM has to do is call up some of his SI Swimsuit friends and he’ll play the role of Dickerson showing up with the white women
February 24th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Yep
February 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Is the first music sample they use for the player intros from the song that goes, “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, youre desire.”?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
TBL outing at Crunch! gym.
/grabs sleeveless flannel and gallon jug of water
February 24th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
needs more mcconkey
/most things do
February 24th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Didn’t take.
/your parents
i keed. i keed.
February 24th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Vez: why in the hell would I ever want a brood when my 4 year old cousin I’m watching just got shit all over the bathroom? What the hell did I ever do to you?!?!
February 24th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
what was that move Anderson pulled w/ the chick. Did they pre-plan that?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
You people wouldn’t even know about the existance of Randall’s Honey Badger commentary if it wasn’t for me!!
February 24th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
watching the shuttle launch and i am more afraid for the astronauts than in awe
February 24th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Where would watching sweaty men in spandex get up close and personal on the floor rate on your ghey scale?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Vez: why in the hell would I ever want a brood when my 4 year old cousin I’m watching just got shit all over the bathroom? What the hell did I ever do to you?!?!
sheeet, that’s easy. it’s yer cousin, not yer kid. yer kid you’d have trained to respect the whip
/get yerself a brood!
February 24th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
what is it with you and the fucking sandwiches?
February 24th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
SG, I showed those to my gf the other day and I think she has been watching them on loop for the past 2 days.
February 24th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
I wonder how many people actually bought that work out video? It’s so awful. They couldn’t even get hot chicks to work out in the background!
February 24th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Still haven’t seen it.
February 24th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
SG: I saw it on another blog and heard it on the Stern show. They were losing it in the studio. Video is solid gold.
February 24th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Phil McConkey’s mustache can part the seas and move mountains
February 24th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
RAAAAWWWRR!
February 24th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
You people wouldn’t even know about the existance of Randall’s Honey Badger commentary if it wasn’t for me!!
insecure much?
/click my name, read my stuff
//what?
February 24th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
He/she was trying to pull an SC
February 24th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Phil McConkey’s mustache can part the seas and move mountains
you wouldn;t have even have brought up mcconkey if it wasn;t for me!!!
/you know who’d
//10 seconds to ‘fuck you vez’!
February 24th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
are they punching each other or putting each other in submission holds? flying off the top rope?
February 24th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Soooo gay. But respect to Tony Dorsett
February 24th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
I wonder if the director’s cut shows all the blow and unprotected sex that happened immediately after shooting.