“Colorful” Jonny Gomes Seems to Be Off the Hook Regarding His Excitment About the Wainwright Injury
1-liner, All, Baseball, Media Gossip/Musings February 24th. 2011, 1:00pm
Jonny Gomes: So we’re supposed to believe this guy – “Gomes is one of the more colorful personalities in the Reds’ clubhouse. He is covered with tattoos, drives a Cadillac Fleetwood, sports a mohawk and dresses in California-cool style” - wasn’t singing about Adam Wainwright’s injury in the shower? And a reporter who has been around since the Babe Ruth era simply mis-heard him? McCoy recanted his earlier report, but you and I both know it definitely happened. You can be sure the Cards will be throwing at him when they meet.
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February 24th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
This is the guy that was singing about karma, right?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
/ blushes
February 24th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Kovalev to Pitt for a 7th rounder.
/duckworth
February 24th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I’m of the opinion that sportswriters probably shouldnt write about what guys are doing/saying in the shower.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Jesus. I have every recentcomment and I haven’t even gotten a “slow down!” thingamabob. Where’d e’rrbody go?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Sounds pretty old. Probably shouldn’t still be covering baseball if he’s been in the business since 1934.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
But they should write what Donald Sterling says about his players in the shower.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I’m of the opinion that sportswriters probably shouldnt write about what guys are doing/saying in the shower.
Apparently we’re watching sports for different reasons. Myself? I love a team with great shower discipline
February 24th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
That reporter would be really old, so yeah, probably misheard. Unless, he had one of these in his ears at the time.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
probably…how fucking old is that guy?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
I sing in the shower.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Who sings about an injury?
On an unrelated note, Jonny Gomez sucks.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I just blast tunes from my Andriod and sing along. Helps pass the time.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
whut the fuck are you doing in there????? ooooooh nevermind.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Me too. I’m totally a shower singer.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
man, i hope this isn’t the only baseball post of the day.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
You know how I pass the time in the shower? I clean myself.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
man, i hope this isn’t the only baseball post of the day.
We should be lucky we’re even getting this one. It’s not even June yet.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
pssh…if you call that singing, plebe.
/me’d
February 24th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
+1 though it’d be awkward to do that to songs brah.
I’ve never been a shower do-er, I find it really weird.
/ was forced to wear slippers in residence during Frosh year cause other students likely did that
February 24th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
same here rinse lather rinse..get the fuck out.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
I don’t take showers. I take baths.
/Hyena
//it’s like sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth!
February 24th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
I’m sure Yankees and Saaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwx previews aren’t far away.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
imma shower do-er if i have date that likes to put out. works every time
February 24th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
yep.
tho i do like a raunchy fart in the shower. i like how it reverberates…sounds like a didgeridoo.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
With candles and dimmed lighting?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
This. However, having a shower beer is freaking awesome.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I’m genuinely hoping with the fantasy focus that football saw from Lisk that baseball sees the same attention or at least something close. I started making my fantasy draft board last weekend. Two drafts this year.
Our keeper deadline for my long running league was last Friday. Cliff Lee and Chase Utley. Thinking I go OF with my first pick.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Nothing better than the old bathe and brew.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
shower dip, FTW.
…lets just make that dip, FTW.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
This hangs over the top of my shower. I am big advocate of the shower beer.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Yessir.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
This, this this.
I’m currently working through my main league’s prospect draft (2 picks a day until 48 picks). Was very pleased to get Machado, Colvin and Rizzo. Keeping Wright, Lee, Cain, Billingsley, Buchholz, Braun, Robers and Posey in that league. God baseball needs to start now.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I sing AND dance.
/not the dougie
February 24th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
when it mixes with the soap showers stop being nice and start getting real. scientists are still trying to figure out how to duplicate soapy fart smell for crowd dispersement
February 24th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
line dance?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Shower dip? Fucking gross, dude.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
I can’t shower without music. I’m liable to stay in there for a half hour if not.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
what? don’t need a spitter cuz you got a drain.
/realizes the dip is what you’re calling gross
February 24th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
I have the best shower discipline of anybody here.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
That can’t be good, depending on how jiggy with it you get. The most I’ll do is the faux hawk thing with shampoo. That’s always fun, I think every dude probably does that.
/ unless you don’t have hair
February 24th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
i have never shower dipped..but if i was in a hurry i could see it happening in the near future. sounds fantastic
February 24th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Why the fuck would anybody drink a beer in the shower?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
linedance?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I also brush my teeth, shave and pee in the shower. In fact, I’m thinking when I buy a house that my personal bathroom will just be one giant shower.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
because it is awesome.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
WTF? So if you don’t have music you get distracted in the shower and suddenly you’re in there for half an hour?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
laughed out loud.
And I found the beer in the shower thing a bit strange too Jose.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
I read that the Packers were singing “We Are The Champions” in the shower after the Super Bowl and found it a little disconcerting that some reporter was standing outside jotting it down in his notes
February 24th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
That is correct.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Why the fuck would anybody drink a beer in the shower?
Because the shower beer tastes better than a regular beer.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
i hate brushing my teeth or shaving in the shower… not peeing the shower is almost impossible once the hot water hits me
February 24th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Needs more garbage disposal
/Hyena’d
//Why is “Hyena’d” the Seinfeld meme anyways?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
The most a guy should be in the shower for is 15 minutes. Just showering, I’m not talking shaving and beer-drinking and all the other extras. What the hell are you doing in there, exfoliating your toes??
February 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I get lost in my own thoughts and my internal clock is non-existent. By the end of the 3rd song I know I’ve been in there for about 12 minutes
February 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Don’t knock it until you try. It’s pretty awesome.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I can’t remember the last time I took a shower WITHOUT a dip in. It is especially rewarding right after an ass-kicking workout/run.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Jesus christ you people are so gross! All of this extracurricular activity in the shower. Peeing in a spot where you brush your teeth? Do you people also pee in your sink while brush your teeth? You realize that pee splatters right? and that water doesn’t instantly santize pee?
Based on the comments the only people from this group I’d allow to shower at my house are Cleet and CJ.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I got my eye on you buddy but this guy is really showing me something
/Hernia’d
Try it once and you’ll see.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
What about doing the dishes in the shower?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Looks similar to Hernia. Ask Rusty, he was in the draft thread. Pretty sure that one is on him.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
going no. 3.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
am i in a hurry?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Yeah I don’t take food/ beverages within 10 feet of where I shit. No thank you.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Peeing in the shower saves water, anyone who cares about the environment should be doing this
February 24th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Am I not included cause I said I make faux hawks with shampoo?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Whenever a guy says he takes more than 10 minutes in the shower I automatically assume he’s beating off in there.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Pee is sterile. It doesn’t need to be sanitized.
/science’d
February 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Yeah I don’t take food/ beverages within 10 feet of where I shit. No thank you.
It’s a bottle or can of beer, kept nipple height, it’s not like you’re pissing into the beer.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
i’ll eat a steak dinner while taking a dump, thank you very much.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
The faux hawk is fine but you’re teetering on the edge because of all this 15 minute shower business.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
a.) it’s better that is splatters in there than on my floor
b.) the key is to wash AFTER you pee so the soap goes down your drain
c.) I don’t use my sink except for hand washing after dropping a heat rock
d.) my shower > your shower … it has a cup holder. I don’t want to shower in your shower
e.) pretty sure sexy time in the shower is more unsanitary than peeing and who doesn’t do that?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
LOL
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Pee actually has a lot of vitamin and mineral deposits in it, so its essentially very good.
/ probably explains why some people drink Cow pee
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I’ll totally come to your house and shower with you and CJ if necessary. Wait, what?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
people who use the phrase “sexy time”
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I’m a slow mover in the morning. I have no problem taking a 15 minute shower. Hot water pouring over my body is nice and relaxing.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
No golden shower jokes, please.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Wait until you have a wife and kid(s) Jose, the bathroom/shower becomes your refuge at times. I’d take the TV, a book and a mini fridge in there if I could get away with it.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I read that the Packers were singing “We Are The Champions” in the shower after the Super Bowl and found it a little disconcerting that some reporter was standing outside jotting it down in his notes
I think you read that report wrong. he said they were all “acting like queens in the shower together”, not “singing Queen in the shower”
February 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
That is ridiculously gross. Even grosser than eating food while watching porn.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
I’m shocked that everyone doesn’t enjoy drinking a beer in the shower. Especially right before going out. I always thought it was SOP.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
+1
February 24th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Hot water pouring over my body is nice and relaxing.
No golden shower jokes, please.
No time for golden shower jokes with all the cocksmithery likely going on in there.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
psp on the crapper is pretty good…reading a good book will make my legs fall asleep
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Shower sex has to be carefully orchestrated of course. Too much water in/near a vageen is like fucking a rubber glove. It’s why people who have sex in a hot tub are doing it wrong.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
So? Easy cleanup…taking into account all the positives I’m starting to come around on SC’s shower-house idea
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Good one, I LOL’d!
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Me too. I thought drinking in the shower was done by every male in this great country. Buncha homos up in here not drinking in the shower.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Completely understood, playa.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
wait that’s considered gross?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Alright, tip of the cap to that one
February 24th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Its justified since I’m not a shower beater. The extra 5 minutes is for the faux hawk and just chilling after rinsing.
I really hate weak shower heads, probably one of my biggest pet peeves in life. The more powerful the shower head, the better.
/ that last sentence can be changed to make me look bad in many ways
February 24th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
This is shaping up for an all-timer people. Jonny Gomes, I thank you.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Not that I have a photographic memory of every shower I took in college but I honestly don’t remember a time I didn’t take a beer into the shower with me on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night before going out.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
True. Showering habits, beating habits, pooping habits, eating/porn habits . . . .
February 24th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Even grosser than eating food while watching porn.
wait that’s considered gross?
If string cheese and a wank are wrong I don’t want to be right.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
I don’t do the shower beating either, but I do shave everyday because my hair grows really fast, and I just generally like being in the shower. It’s therapeutic
February 24th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Hope your talking about your face and not your balls.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Also, I’m of the mindset that money can be significantly saved on TP if you just jump into the shower right after you’re done with your business. Plus, who doesn’t like that fresh and clean feeling? Nothing worse than sitting in your own filth.
I honestly would be in favor of having a bidet in my bathroom. One of the few good ideas the Euros have.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Rum and Coke in the shower is also awesome too.
/drank a lot of Rum and Coke during college
February 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
I’m a South Asian male so I should be shaving everyday, but I like keeping the stubble.
A one day stubble >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> freshly shaved.
/ depends on face
February 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Ehhh… no.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
bong rip in the shower…just gotta be careful the lighter doesn’t get wet.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Deviants. All of you.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
/Record scratch sound
//New post please
February 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
lol my fucking dad did this all the time
February 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Who actually “shaves” that region?? Even with a trimmer I’m slow and careful in fear of losing my sack.
/ have nicked it before, really painful
February 24th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
I havent’ taken a razor to my face in well over a year. I’m all about the beard trimmer thing with no guard. Gives me a couple of days of stubble. Ladies* love that shit.
*my wife
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Really? No? Are you a baby wipe user? I can see that being a substitute. I’d rather just flush it out personally. It’s your balloon knot though.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Way too far, dude. That’s gross.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Also, I’m of the mindset that money can be significantly saved on TP if you just jump into the shower right after you’re done with your business.
I’m not hopping on board your poo poo choo choo. You still gotta wipe before you get in the shower, you hairy beast. A shower a few minutes after a dump (let the room breathe a bit before going back in) is not the worst thing in the world
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Hey everyone look, it’s Dingle Berry.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Who actually “shaves” that region?? Even with a trimmer I’m slow and careful in fear of losing my nads.
/ have nicked it before, really painful
// awaiting moderation, so I had to change what I said
February 24th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
please tell me you also wear aviator sunglasses and white blazers with the sleeves rolled up.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
great, the only baseball post of the day ends up with discussions like this.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I hope it didn’t sour you on the shower-room, at least. And for the record, I’m not talking about jumping straight in without a few courtesy wipes first.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
please tell me you also wear aviator sunglasses and white blazers with the sleeves rolled up.
And boat shoes. Please say boat shoes
February 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
/obligatory
February 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
the 3 S’s
Shit
Shower
and Shave
February 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
No, but I am always rocking some stubble. Don’t worry, it’s not douchey. It’s pimpish.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Well this discussion has become quite sophisticated…
February 24th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Yeah that’s the most disgusting thing in this entire post of things that gross me out
February 24th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
This. I made my facial-hair-hating gf actually like stubble cause of the trimmer “one day stubble” technique. All you have to do is shave your neck area and its a great look.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
I bet I’ve got underwear older than you.
/one up’d
February 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
I hope you have an endless supply of loufas or wash rags.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
becuase in the back of your mind, you know there are people out there that does this but don’t shower after every incident.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Karma gets it.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
“I dont wanna give up Travis Knight 2.0 for Courtney Lee!”
/dumb bulls fans
February 24th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
i actually do the reverse and have a stubbly neck beard.
/not really
// there was a guy in college who did this, he was a douche.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Well this discussion has become quite sophisticated…
I’m doing what I can to raise the level of discourse. Did you see that QB that “committed” to the Canes for 2012? His name is Gray Crow and he looks like Beiber
February 24th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
wouldn’t doubt it at all, Dingle Berry.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Yeah but I’m black. I feel like we can get away with the goatee better but not the stubble as well.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
my cousin’s old roommate…my cousin would find little brown bits of poo around the bathtub, put two and two together and found a new roomie.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
That’s hilarious. He likely didn’t get any.
I hate neck hair.
I hate hair period, minus some arm and leg obviously.
/ that doesn’t apply to females
// no one needs to see your bleached mustache
February 24th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
There’d be a murder.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Now that’s just gross. Like I said, courtesy wipes. Especially in a communal shower. That guy just didn’t have any respect for others. He could get a 10 day contract with the Heat after that kind of behavior.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
or at the very least a herpes rumor spread
February 24th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
the dude in question was a huge asshole, but you can’t make every poo a clean affair. murphy’s law, lawya.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Where is Arkbadger to weigh in on this?
February 24th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
For that? I’d get one of those bio suits and do some Tuskegee Institute shit. Inject that nigga with every disease known to man.
February 24th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
I have a guess
February 24th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
So, what’d I miss? SC poops in the shower?
February 24th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
comments 140-143 are hilarious
February 24th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I don’t think he mea… actually, yes… yes he does. SC POOPS IN THE SHOOOOOWWWWEER. (swing it with me) SC POOPS IN THE SHOOOWWWWWWEEEERRRRR.
February 24th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
what does “whatever can go wrong will go wrong” have to do with wiping ass?
February 24th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Yes you can. Finish up with a wet wipe.
February 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Ding, ding, goddammit, ding!
February 24th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I wish I hadn’t gone to lunch at the beginning of this thread.
February 24th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
what does “whatever can go wrong will go wrong” have to do with wiping ass?
I guess he means he misses with the toilet paper sometimes and it gets on the outside part of his hand.
February 24th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
no no no…it’s that if you’re taking your poo activities outside the sphere of porceline influence, you’re risking a poo bomb falling on civilian rug.
February 24th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
it’s that if you’re taking your poo activities outside the sphere of porceline influence,
I don’t understand. Why would anyone do this, ever? What would be the circumstance? You sit on the toilet until you done shitting and wiping. Then you get up. End of story.
February 24th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
@this thread
February 24th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
beats me…ask SC.
February 24th, 2011 at 8:20 PM
i can’t wait to write about the NBA tomorrow. what a great season this has been