Comments on: Cam Newton Says He is an Icon

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 02:51:05 +0000

Speaking of Plaxico, i live in the town where he is in prison!

By: rittyrich

rittyrich — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:19:36 +0000

Late again.

I believe the fact that the Internet is freaking out due to the fact he called himself an icon in a passing statement sort of kind of makes him an icon by default.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:07:17 +0000

If your faincee has cats, you’re probably marrying the wrong person.

/i’m a dick

[wanking motion]

Very original.

By: Menarky McClure

Menarky McClure — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:02:01 +0000

it’s called a turdcutter for a reason.

they should rename human’s to turdsmearer.

By: C. Richmond

C. Richmond — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:59:15 +0000

dogs > cats

Beef > Pork

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:58:48 +0000

dogs > cats

Understatement of the year.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:57:55 +0000

dogs > cats

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:53:03 +0000

If your faincee has cats, you’re probably marrying the wrong person.

/i’m a dick

No, you’re not. Just telling it like it is.

/Hates cats

By: C. Richmond

C. Richmond — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:52:22 +0000

how was the rock ths past monday mrejer

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:51:20 +0000

I watch my fiancee’s cats do this every single day.

If your faincee has cats, you’re probably marrying the wrong person.

/i’m a dick

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:49:15 +0000

cleet you rat bastard my day is done.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:48:37 +0000

also, pretty sure cows and lions and such dont go dragging ass across the pasture or field after crapping.

Yeah, they lick their assholes clean. I watch my fiancee’s cats do this every single day. It’s not a feature of domesticated cats only.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:47:59 +0000

they dont drag their ass across the carpet to wipe it. they do it because the anal sacs are full and it relieves the hell out of them. pretty sure my carpet would look like a jackson pollack painting of they were wiping doodoo.

it’s called a turdcutter for a reason.

By: Menarky McClure

Menarky McClure — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:47:30 +0000

apparently your dog has done a dman good job of dragging ass across your carpet when you’re not looking.

also, pretty sure cows and lions and such dont go dragging ass across the pasture or field after crapping.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:47:12 +0000

family crest or GTFO.Here you go./yes I know it's not a crest.

By: Menarky McClure

Menarky McClure — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:46:00 +0000

apparently your dog has done a dman good job of dragging ass across your carpet when you’re not looking.

they dont drag their ass across the carpet to wipe it. they do it because the anal sacs are full and it relieves the hell out of them. pretty sure my carpet would look like a jackson pollack painting of they were wiping doodoo.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:45:57 +0000

/Sir Tyson McDuffy IV of Ann Arbor.

family crest or GTFO.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:45:56 +0000

if I had the choice between dragging my ass across the carpet, wiping it clean with some TP/baby wipes, or licking it clean with my own tongue, I would choose wiping it clean every time.

/throws up

Opposable thumbs FTW!

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:44:40 +0000

i was taking my dog out to dump the other day, and i wondered why humans are the only creations on the planet that have to wipe their butts. design flaw bigtime.

if I had the choice between dragging my ass across the carpet, wiping it clean with some TP/baby wipes, or licking it clean with my own tongue, I would choose wiping it clean every time.

/throws up

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 19:43:59 +0000

/Sir Tyson McDuffy IV of Ann Arbor.

This made me laugh.