The Roundup: Georgetown Finally Loses, Alabama-Auburn Rivalry Heats Up & RIP “Uncle Leo”
Aubrey O’Day … You can challenge Watson … Borders filed for bankruptcy protection … Newsweek: New Orleans is the No. 1 “dying” city … sounds like Frankie Muniz has some problems … college parties without alcohol? … I am very glad this guy was acquitted … Jessica Alba is pregnant again … I’m glad to hear the White House say this … Johnny Damon and his wife crashed a party in Palm Beach … I’ll definitely be watching Wonder Woman just because of who the star is … thousands of sharks spotted off the Florida coast … Banksy goes Hollywood …
Book claims the Chilean Miners were given blow-up sex dolls and drugs during their 69-day ordeal. [Telegraph]
Arsenal 2, Barcelona 1. [Independent]
Georgetown’s hot streak is over thanks to 31 points from UConn’s Kemba Walker. [Courant]
Yes, Wisconsin is very good at home, but just ordinary on the road: Boilermakers 70, Badgers 62. [Indy Star]
Rising US soccer star Danny Szetela appears to have been arrested after a bar fight in Boonton, NJ. [Daily Record]
Couldn’t disagree more with this take on Pujols. [SI]
Life in the SEC: Trees poisoned. I have no idea what to make of this, other than Alabama-Auburn sounds like war. [AL.com]
Not surprisingly, Blake Griffin is a massive draw on the road. [ESPN LA]
You read Bernie Madoff’s first prison interview, right? [NYT]
Yet another breakdown of the Heat in close games. [Point Forward]
RIP Len Lesser (aka Seinfeld’s “Uncle Leo”). [AP]
Your thoughts on Google “One Pass” would be appreciated. [Fast Company]
Mark Ingram has shed about 10 pounds leading up to the NFL Combine next week. [NOLA]
Dallas Green spoke to the media at Spring Training Wednesday, mostly about his granddaughter who was killed in the Tucson shooting. I’ll warn you – this is sad. [Times]
I’d say this is old, but the SEO rapper never gets old. [via Videogum]
This food court proposal seems fake, right? [via Hot Clicks]
I was expecting a “that’s what she said” line.
- Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Cain Velasquez Knocked Out Bigfoot Silva, Retains UFC Heavyweight Title at UFC 160 [gif]
- Junior dos Santos Knocked Out Mark Hunt With a Spinning Heel Kick at UFC 160 [gif]
- Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- Gregg Popovich and His Two Word “Turnover” Interview [Video]
- resolutedefense on Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- jim on Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- beardown on Rich Rodriguez's 50th Birthday Featured a Mariachi Band [Video]
- resolutedefense on Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- Chief on Gregg Popovich and His Two Word "Turnover" Interview [Video]
February 17th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Props to Ken Jennings for his Simpson reference in his Final Jeopardy answer. He got cookin yesterday, just started too slow.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Can’t wait to hear the shit storm this causes.
/I’d hit it.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Newsweek: New Orleans is the No. 1 “dying” city
From article: “the majority of those who were displaced have since begun to return to the city, as have a number of new residents and businesses. So while the city’s population may be down from what it was in 2000, it is clearly on the rise going into the new decade.”
Sensationalist crappy title. Yes, New Orleans lost the most people this past decade. But unlike the rest of the Top 10, it wasn’t because of loss of business or a steady decline due to the economy.
It’s almost like one singular event did all the damage. I wonder what it was.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
TBL: I’d love Duffy to recap these things. We can always talk more soccer. This was a fun game to watch yesterday. As was Roma-Shakhtar.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Aubrey O’Day? Isn’t she a porn star now?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Hello?
/shrugs shoulders
//RIP Leo
February 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Loved last night’s episode of Justified. Best on show on TV right now and it’s not even close.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I really wanted to make a joke about Alba naming her first kid Honor, but it’s too early right now and I got nuthin
February 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
New Orleans is the No. 1 “dying” city
My mardi gras celebrating in 2 weeks will put this to bed. That being said the people that live here will be beyond pissed about this. I’ve never seen a more sensitive and more image conscious city than New Orleans. I got told to fuck off once because I was pissed there wasn’t a good seafood market to find alaskan king crab legs and complained the city didn’t have a good market.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
The video from the Today Show was awesome.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Link?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Arsenal 2, Barcelona 1.
You should have seen me yesterday when those goals went in. Repeat of the Donovan goal.
Mark Ingram has shed about 10 pounds leading up to the NFL Combine next week.
I keep thinking he’s going to move up in draft boards the closer we get to Draft. He’s head and shoulders above every other RB.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I’m way on board with this too, let’s get it done.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Not yet. Poor Aubrey, she missed her shot.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I swear there was an article just yesterday on yahoo talking about how N.O. was a top destination for young people looking for work. hmm.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Anyone know a legit company that can repair Ipods? My headphone jack is messed up and I’m not paying Apple $200.00 to fix it.
Ipodrefresh.com???
February 17th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Why would this cause a storm? There are actually people that wouldn’t fuck Aubrey?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Jessica Alba is pregnant again …
We can all imagine the look on TBL’s face when he heard the news
February 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Couldn’t disagree more with this take on Pujols.
Really. So it’s a good sign for baseball that a team who is perennially contending for the division title and was recently in the WS can’t afford it’s star player? How is this good for the game?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I swear there was an article just yesterday on yahoo talking about how N.O. was a top destination for young people looking for work. hmm.
Yep there definitely was. These city rankings should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I’ve never seen a more sensitive and more image conscious city than New Orleans.
This X 100.
Some of it is due to the reactions post-K (the “Should we bother rebuilding it?” discussions that many were heaving out there). Some of it is due to many of the natives who left opting to stay gone and arguing with relatives who came back to not do so.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
NO WAY! Goodbye… Jerry.
One of the few that was able to make a career out of being mildly attractive as opposed to ridiculously attractive.
She’s pretty busted, dude. And I’d fuck a knot in a tree.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Not going back to look but did CRM catch hell for having his freaking hand in his pocket in that picture taken with Brooklyn?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Why would this cause a storm? There are actually people that wouldn’t fuck Aubrey?
Raises hand
/we’ve been down this road before
February 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
didn’t know he was in “the Outlaw Josey Wales”. classic.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Aubrey: Not a porn star. Just hot.
a pic of her in a thong (NSFWish)
http://www.popcrunch.com/aubrey-oday-twitter-thong-bikini-picture/
February 17th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
It’s a solid show. Raylen Givens is so damn cool.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I asked this on Twitter, but let me raise it again here:
Anyone notice that Irina Shayk looks more boobiliciously-enhanced in the SI Swimsuit Issue cover?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
That pic started a great undershirt debate, but nothing on the hand in the pocket
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Forgot
/Team undershirt
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
New Orleans is the No. 1 “dying” city
Rochester came in @ #4. Congrats, finally beat Buffalo in something!
/lil Brother syndrome’d
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Some of it is due to the reactions post-K (the “Should we bother rebuilding it?” discussions that many were heaving out there). Some of it is due to many of the natives who left opting to stay gone and arguing with relatives who came back to not do so.
This part of it I understand. More than once I’ve had someone tell me to get the fuck out of the city because I complained about not being able to find good Italian food or that the roads are shitty. If i’m living there I clearly like more than I dislike about the city not sure whats so hard to believe about that.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
/FLINTtown
February 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Not sure why I’m so surprised by the utter lack of details included in this list. But you’d think an organization which thought as much of itself as I assume Newsweek does would be a little more responsible.
/angry because Rochester made the list, and judging from the paragraph of “detail”, they spent 10 minutes researching the city
February 17th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
cousin fuckers.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Team undershirt when I know I’m going to at some point in the day be in the sun when it’s warm. Otherwise, no undershirt.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I really liked his exchange with Boyd at the start of the first episode last week (didn’t see last nights yet)
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
They live by the 3 and die by the 3…shot 3-19 from distance last night, it’s a wonder they exceeded 60 points even with that mess
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
That pic started a great undershirt debate,
Which side won?
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I posted this in TBLAD but it needs reposted.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
That australian news clip is AMAZING.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I know you’ve spent time around here, but yeah, no one actually thinks this way.
I wasn’t even aware that people from Buffalo though about Rochester this way. That’s pretty funny.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Not hot. Looks like she’s been in enough gang bangs to make her not care about anything.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Looks like an arrest has been made. AU message boards have named someone who may be the perp.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
This.
I think I was the only one on Team No Undershirt.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Mark Ingram has shed about 10 pounds leading up to the NFL Combine next week.
Am I the only one who doesn’t think he will be that good in the NFL? Don’t get me wrong, I think he is a GOOD RB in college, but unless he gets drafted by a team with a good OL, I don’t think he will be able to create his own chances.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
/high fives TBL.
//Blonde hair, big tits FTW.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I don’t know. Seems kind of pointless if it is.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
After the Rolling Stone/Katy Perry flap, I trust no magazine anymore when it comes to boobage.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
They live by the 3 and die by the 3…shot 3-19 from distance last night, it’s a wonder they exceeded 60 points even with that mess
That, and Purdue is a place they just can’t seem to get a win. Ever. I didn’t really expect them to go in there and get a W, to be honest. Would have been nice though.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I don’t know about dying or not, but I would kill to have a Muffuletta right now.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to make a romance explosion on her, but I don’t think I’ve seen her in the last two years in any clothing she didn’t appear to be on the verge of hulking out of.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I know you’ve spent time around here, but yeah, no one actually thinks this way.
used to when i lived there, but that was in the days of Kodak & Xerox cranking, & Bethlehem Steel & the chemical plants in Buffalo/NFalls closing. Rochester always had that “we’re white collar & Buffalo is blue collar” thing going
February 17th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
And now the poisoner has a name – Bret Michaels. Just kidding. It’s Harvey A. Updyke, 62 years old from Dadeville
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
A worthy debate (I’m team undershirt) but the hand in the pocket was bad form. Jimmer would be dissapointed in you CRM.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I’m Team no undershirt. I got to let my chest hair get some air sometimes.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Really weird. Youre going commando in a nice button down? That skeeves me out.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
A lot of people are comparing him to Emmit Smiff (who obviously ran behind an awesome line). Really good at everything, but not great at anything.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Team No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
/high fives Jersey
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
More people seemed to be on the undershirt side. Me, I go undershirt with polos and dress shirts and wife beater with t-shirts. The only time I’m without undershirt/wife beater is if I’m going to the beach and I know my shirt’s coming off.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1239559868
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Jersey, It’s not the same as Napoleon House, but McAlisters has one that will do.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
why am I not surprised that a message board would be the one to crack the case?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
More than once I’ve had someone tell me to get the fuck out of the city because I complained about not being able to find good Italian food or that the roads are shitty. If i’m living there I clearly like more than I dislike about the city not sure whats so hard to believe about that.
There is also some feelings of having been slighted or dismissed that existed even pre-K. Louisiana had been losing people before the storm to Texas and other states as cheaper cost of living and higher wages were offered. It gave people who opted to stay a very defensive sentiment towards any “slight”.
BTW, have you tried Cafe Giovanni? Good Italian food there. A bit on the expensive side, but good.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I don’t know about dying or not, but I would kill to have a Muffuletta right now.
Crawfish Etouffee>Muffuletta
February 17th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
A worthy debate (I’m team undershirt) but the hand in the pocket was bad form. Jimmer would be dissapointed in you CRM.
I’d have to go team undershirt too. I know it’s really not the style, but I feel naked without it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Wife beater under casual button downs.
If I’m wearing a nice ass dress shirt, I button it up one more notch.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Go on….
/coop
February 17th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Yes, yes I am. If things were a little more formal, or if I have a presentation, undershirt for sure. But if I have nothing going on but just work, no undershirt. I didn’t start doing this until recently, but it just feels better.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
kenny chesney is the fucking worst.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
How come? As I said yesterday, I’m a no undershirt, top two buttons un-buttoned, sleeves rolled to the forearms, untucked shirt kinda guy.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Not wearing an undershirt is creepy. Rock an undershirt, and then leave the top 2 buttons (maybe 3 depending on the shirt) unbuttoned.
/team pimp
February 17th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
why am I not surprised that a message board would be the one to crack the case?
I can only imagine the type of people that troll SEC message boards… especially Auburn’s. The spelling and grammar must be top notch.
/shudders
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Anything that creates more competition is a good thing, but I’m sure some Apple synchophant will be along anytime now preaching the Gospel according to Jobs.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Is that cajun slang for cunilingus?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
/high fives SC
Oh you fancy, huh?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
There is also some feelings of having been slighted or dismissed that existed even pre-K. Louisiana had been losing people before the storm to Texas and other states as cheaper cost of living and higher wages were offered. It gave people who opted to stay a very defensive sentiment towards any “slight”.
Sometimes some of the most sensitive people actually seem to be transplants such as myself. Very confusing. I live uptown not sure if that would have anything to do with it.
BTW, have you tried Cafe Giovanni? Good Italian food there. A bit on the expensive side, but good.
I have not. Its in the FQ right? Is it real Italian or that creole Italian that is something completely different or so i’ve found out?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Article says arrest took place in Boonton, NJ.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
This is a must. Unless I’m presenting or some shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Looks like an arrest has been made. AU message boards have named someone who may be the perp.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1239559868
fast work, ritty. TBL asked me to ask you if you would interested in looking into the Steve McNair death for him. These’s still some dots that need to be connected
/next pic of this guy is gonna be of him hanging like Mussolini from one of those Oaks
February 17th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I pretty much wear a cami under everything I wear to work. Just feels better, like nothing’s gonna pop out or anything. For guys it just seems like you guys have more odors and sweat more and an undershirt would be a good buffer.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
three thoughts?
who is bansky? TBL’s polish brah?
what’s the prob with manly miners getting sex dolls?
i can vouch for sharks off florida coaast. had a one-on-one with one, one of the freakiest experiences of my life
/did not nearly die, but i won’t tell you that at first
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Only been around since ’99, so I didn’t get here till the Kodak fall was well under way. Xerox has stabilized pretty well, though. And the downtown revitalization is well under way, just with new corporate names like Paetec and ESL.
I’d be happy if things look as optimistic for Buffalo, but I rarely read anything but bad news. Don’t mean to say that to insult the place.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
great show, but i give this title to breaking bad.
haven’t seen season 2 of justified yet, working my way through season 1, but Raylon is a damn cool character. Plays every situation the way most guys would dream of playing them.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Why would David Kelley be doing Wonder Woman? C’mon, Joss Whedan, JJ Abrams, someone?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Oh you fancy, huh?
On the not fancy side I’d go with Red beans and rice>Muffuletta
/dislikes olives
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Loved last night’s episode of Justified. Best on show on TV right now and it’s not even close.
I’d agree. Although I’m holding out hope for “Game of Thrones.” Intrigue, incest and snow zombies!
Am I the only one who doesn’t think he will be that good in the NFL?
I think his value is highlighted because he was such a good college RB (although didn’t Trent Richardson look just as good/if not better at times?). Plus, he’s going in as #1 RB on the board — anywhere between #10 and #15 overall.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
You’re face is the worst!
Of course someone from Michigan would take something as awesome as a Muffuletta and blaspheme against it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Anything that creates more competition is a good thing, but I’m sure some Apple synchophant will be along anytime now preaching the Gospel according to Jobs.
MikeNYC hardly comes here anymore
/lights Mike signal
February 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
+1
February 17th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I think I own about 20-25 white t-shirts based strictly on the fact that I wear an undershirt with 95% of other shirts.
Jockey is a must. Best t-shirt maker in the world. FTL and Hanes may be cheaper, but the collar gets fucked up after 2 washes.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
He’s going to face a civil suit that may wind up with a very diff result; also, was told yesterday that it is highly unlikely that Pennsylvania Bar is going to allow him to be licensed. He’s staying out of jail, but his legal career is likely over before it starts. (which, actually doesn’t make him any different from 75% of current law students, LOL.)
February 17th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
“alleged that the former actor and current racecar driver…”
the fuck??? poor bastard still looks 12, too.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Undershirt with only the top button buttoned
/team vato loco
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I really need to throw some of my old undershirts away.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Go on…
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Aubrey is a filthy skank. Stick it in but know you’re getting sloppy seconds
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
This is my thought. No undershirt and I’ll be pitting out through my button down. Under shirt absorbs that sweat.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
This is like comparing a sub sandwich to a stew of some kind. Totally different foods. Muffuletta’s are really good, but so is etouffee. Neither would be a competing option for me.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
kenny chesney is the fucking worst.
This. If I want island escapism I will at least get it from someone who has island hopped and lived in Key West when it was cool to do so.
/Team Jimmy Buffett
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
needs more ones
February 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Hanes fixed their shit. Ask Michael Jordan.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Sometimes some of the most sensitive people actually seem to be transplants such as myself. Very confusing. I live uptown not sure if that would have anything to do with it.
Somewhat, but I’ve gone all over the city and it’s there from the richest of the old scions to the hoodiest of the hoods.
I’m not sure if CG is traditional or Creole. It’s been years since I went in there. Like I said, it’s expensive.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Good to see Kemba back on track. Big win for the Huskies.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Which is why it is paramount when it’s anything over 82 degrees. Plus, women at work dig the know shirt underneath look, so I’m definitely doing something right.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Actually, it’s baNKsy, not baNSky. But, anyway, he’s the most famous graffiti artist in the world.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I buy my white undershirts from Old Navy. They last forever! And I like their collars. Some white shirts the collar is too “loose” for my liking.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I also had no idea that those things were referred to as a cami. I assumed it was the female wife beater, so, the husband beater?
I wear undershirts under everything except t-shirts for the record. As is well known, I have the Italian hair thing going for me so it acts like an undershirt under tees.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Is that cajun slang for cunilingus?
might as well be with all the sliced meat in those things. but damn, are they good.
mr b’s gumbo and an abita would do nicely right now.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Not sure how far into Season 1 you are, but it just keeps getting better and Season 2 is proving that Season 1 was no fluke.
I can’t argue against the AMC shows. Though I am one of the few people who watch Mad Men and think it’s a bit overrated.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Same here, and I have no idea why it’s so hard to get rid of them.
Current brand of choice for me, but I have no favorite. I buy what I feel like buying at that time.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Aubrey is a filthy skank. Stick it in but know you’re getting sloppy two-hundred-and-sixty-sevenths
Fixed for accuracy.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
This is my thought. No undershirt and I’ll be pitting out through my button down. Under shirt absorbs that sweat.
That’s the main reason I do it. Plus, I’d rather have deodorant/anti-perspirant residue wreak havoc on a cheap undershirt than an expensive button down.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
I’d be happy if things look as optimistic for Buffalo, but I rarely read anything but bad news. Don’t mean to say that to insult the place.
Oh, I don’t take it personally, Buffalo IS dying. It’s a shame, because it’s a great place to live, people are great, tons of stuff to do, awesome summer weather, etc. Just no decent job base, & no hope of getting some. Awful politicians in the City also
Glad to see Rochester doing better, though
February 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Almost all my female friend prefer guys who wear undershirts. They call it the “gentlemen’s undershirt.” They think guys who wear no undershirt automatically have the herp or something.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
you have the chewbacca hair thing going on brah.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Video of the incident.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
sadly and famously, Arkansas has some of the worst message board trolls around. they took the FOI to a whole new level of booger eater.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
You’re a day behind on your sexual innuendo on Australian TV:
http://video.news.com.au/1800158131/Today-show-panel-cracksup
February 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
They’re expensive, but try a 3-pack of Brooks Brothers undershirts. They last forever. I think I’ve had 6 of them for over 3 years now. Buy my dress shirts from there too. The cuffs and collar never get wear out.
I hate shopping. I try to buy new stuff in the least frequent way possible.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Eh. I just know I look better without one than with one.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Good to see Kemba back on track. Big win for the Huskies.
As a Hoya fan, I disagree. But he was great last night — nobody on G’town could stay in front of him.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Yup, because they get all yellow stain-y and gross right? Got to protect your nice shirts, men!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Bingo.
Most girls I know feel the same, they think it’s douchy when guys don’t wear undershirts.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Now… do you guys go crew or V-neck?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
@BFFredo
On another NOLA note does it bother you how mardi gras is perceived by most people that don’t live there/have never been? Its so very awesome but completely different than you see on tv outside of Bourbon street which no locals go to anyway. The only somewhat accurate mardi gras I’ve seen on tv was the one episode of Treme last season.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Sigh. Guess that explains it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
This is awesome.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
same here, but I am pretty impartial towards the grey undershirt as well.
just did that. I had some that were getting pretty skank.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
i love mad men and even i think it gets overrated a little bit, but it’s a straight up character drama with great character actors and an intriguing storyline (if you’re into that kind of story). good formula.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
But they’re soooo comfy!! Besides, nobody is going to see said undershirt so it’s not a big deal. If there’s any chance that the top shirt is coming off to expose the undershirt, then it’s a must that I have a fresh one on and I’ll make sure of that.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Think they are the only team that can honestly say that had the coach chased off by a message board.
I have an email somewhere with a great line about every SEC team’s “message board” fans…see if I can find it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Just gotta manscape every few weeks.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Word to the wise… if your chest hair is a forest, please no V-neck.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Crew. If you’re rocking a V, you might as well not have an undershirt.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I posted this in TBLAD but it needs reposted.
She can’t do that, she’s on a very fixed income! Stop the show!!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Please find this and email it to me.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
So I see the undershirt/no undershirt debate has carried over into today. It’s a damn good thing that pitchers and catchers have reported and started workouts.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Depends on the shirt, but I’m 95% crew neck.
Go with it and go strong. Be douchy if it works with the ladies, fuck it! lol
February 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
So it can be good for a couple of years, then go off the rails into oddness like all of his other shows?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Yeah. I buy new ones, but the old ones stick around in the rotation. I also have recently starting wearing grey and navy undershirts when the top shirt color allows. For some reason I love navy undershirts.
As far as not throwing old ones away, Seinfeld had a bit about men not tossing underwear away for some reason, we just hang onto it until it disinegrates and the particles float away out the window.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
“Exit Through the Gift Shop” was brilliant.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
How anyone can pull off a v-neck anything, unless you’re a woman, is unfathomable. Never understood the v-neck unless you’re showing some cleavage.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
i have both. i like crew for when i wear button down w/o tie or a v neck sweater. i wear v-neck with a button down w/ tie. i’m strange, but i think a crew neck showing at a formal event when the tie comes off, like a wedding, takes it down a notch.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
This x 10000000
Experiencing Mardi Gras as a tourist vs. experiencing it as a NOLA resident is like night and day. People think I’m crazy when I’m I describe Mardi Gras in NOLA as a very family-oriented celebration…but that’s just what it is.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
V’s are good for the look of not rocking a collar while giving you the benefits of an undershirt. Deep V’s in the summer. Plus, you take off the shirt, throw on some jeans, and you’re ready to fistpump at Tiki Bar after work.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I’m a fan or wearing different color undershirts. If it’s a casual button down, I’m probably not wearing a white undershirt.
/again, team pimp
February 17th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
but do they wear undershirts?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Tosh rocked the deep V for an entire season
February 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
No way, the ladies love a nice v-neck sweater. And a regular v-nect t-shirt is cool too, just not a big drop.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Daniel Tosh owned the v-neck before the season of colla
February 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Team No Undershirt/Team Wife Beater is also known as Team Pit Stains.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Old undershirts are good for rags or shoe shine appliers. I re-use a lot of stuff. Might be on Hoarders in like 20 years or so.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
And it was glorious. I’m really liking the COLLLLAAAAAA for this season, though. Makes him look a little refined.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
yes! cleveland’s only number 5!!!
first, no longer america’s most miserable city according to forbes, now number 5? HELL YES! PROGRESS!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
The only deep V I’m into is vagina
February 17th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
True. I lived between Rochester and Buffalo for 13 years and both are good cities. I now live east of syracuse which absolutely sucks compared to Roc and Buf.
/needs to move back near buffalo
February 17th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
v-neck sweaters rawk. fuck yall.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
This seems like an odd combination.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Adam Miller is attempting a comeback!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
you forgot /flies airplane.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
People think I’m crazy when I’m I describe Mardi Gras in NOLA as a very family-oriented celebration…but that’s just what it is.
Although family-oriented celebration in NOLA still involves a lot of booze. Its basically a holiday like xmas or thanksgiving. Friends and families get together at the same spots on parade routes or at parties and everyone gets tanked and gives the kids a bunch of beads and shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
No shawty. Not when you’re a mitchum man like yours truly. And again, you break out the under shirt on really hot days.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
cousin fuckers
takes one to know one, ozarkboy
February 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
ive been to rochester tons…i call it crapchester out of love. i really like the pittsford area.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Raylan Givens is awesome, as is Justified. Mad Men is a good show just never make the mistake of trying to watch 2 or more back to back.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
I have one on today. So yea…they rawk.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
This is a fact. Almost all my sweaters are V-neck. Especially in the winter when I’m wearing a button-down underneath. Crew neck sweater + button down=lameness.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
but do they wear undershirts?
Steve Garvey apparently didn’t.
By the way, does anyone else find it odd that when you search for Steve Garvey in Google Images one of the suggestions is ‘Steve Garvey shirtless’?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Reppin’ sparty
February 17th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Try Stafford t-shirts from JC Penney. Stuff wears like iron, and the collars never get fucked up. My kids like them so much they steal them out of my drawer.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Sweat-er? Only sweaters I own have numbers and an Indian Head on them. Or they’re half zips. Not a big sweater fans.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
v-neck sweaters rawk. fuck yall.
Agreed, in the 80s though there was a movement to make the V go a little too deep though.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Reminds me of the old Tim Tebow shirtless meme.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Bunch of Giuliana Rivers in here.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
gap undershirts ftw.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
/plucks banjo
//swigs moonshine
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Of course you would like the rich suburb!
/wants to hate columbus because of ohio state but have family near there and it is a nice place.
//hate rural ohio though
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Fuck yes.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
best v-neck sweater ever.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
The V on a V neck sweater should really end around the top of your sternum for the proper look.
Jockey undershirts are the way to go. Through trial and error I’ve learned that Hanes collars lose their elasticity and then droop too much over time. Jockey keeps it’s form and comfort. And you get like 3 for $5.
/not a paid spokesman.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I dated a guy that used mitchum. It might work as an antiperspirant but as a deodorant? Not so much.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Nor did Floorwax
/cheapies’d
February 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Asani shirts from Macy’s also get my stamp of approval. Not too expensive and have a nice fit.
/I’m on the thinner side, and Hanes undershirts always feel like they were made for fat guys to fit into.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Stephen Douglas moves the fashion needle.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
but do they wear undershirts?
Bert Blyleven <3's to fart.
/pours one out for Fetch
February 17th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
They’re expensive, but try a 3-pack of Brooks Brothers undershirts. They last forever. I think I’ve had 6 of them for over 3 years now. Buy my dress shirts from there too. The cuffs and collar never get wear out.
same goes for brooks custom dress shirts. they do a great job, and they last. worth the money every time.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Crawfish Etouffee>Muffuletta
This is like comparing a sub sandwich to a stew of some kind. Totally different foods. Muffuletta’s are really good, but so is etouffee. Neither would be a competing option for me.
team jambalaya checking in
February 17th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I’m a fan of Mandom actually.
If it’s good enough for Charles Bronson, it’s good enough for me.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Jersey, I think SG just said you stink.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Jesus…
/longs for the day when commenter Jesus would reply, “Yes?”.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
i mean, it’s the part of rochester where ive been the most, so it’s kinda the only one i feel comfortable talking about with any certainty. dad was raised there…grandma still lives up there.
and rural anywhere sucks.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Based on the comments I think I could come up with a best/worst Dressed List of TBL commenters sight unseen. Some of the “Best” finalists include Jersey and Cleet. Worst? SC specifically for this comment:
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
best v-neck sweater ever.
Ha, so awesome. Not even the worst sweater in Canucks history.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
I think you mean Alfani.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Actually, it’s baNKsy, not baNSky. But, anyway, he’s the most famous graffiti artist in the world.
you insult me and everyone else with your explanations
/and ruin a dumb joke
February 17th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
another excellent dish. Creole food is so fucking good.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I feel as though way too much time was put into the undershirt conversation and not enough time into the ugly flannel shirt conversation. Who wears that to Vegas?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I think you mean Alfani.
Sure do. Not sure if that was a typo or brain fart.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Jesus…
/longs for the day when commenter Jesus would reply, “Yes?”.
//pours one out for Jesus.
Wasn’t there briefly also a commenter named God?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
you hated on my pair of jeans that were so perfectly, wonderfully broken in and fit me perfectly because they had faded.
don’t think im going to forget that when the zombie hordes pour over the hill.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I feel as though way too much time was put into the undershirt conversation and not enough time into the ugly flannel shirt conversation. Who wears that to Vegas?
His girlfriend probably dressed him in that so he didn’t look too appealing to the swimsuit models.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I believe this was covered yesterday.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I feel as though way too much time was put into the undershirt conversation and not enough time into the ugly flannel shirt conversation. Who wears that to Vegas?
Perhaps his significant other packed his bag for him? Or at least had the ability to veto any fashion choice CRM made.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
It can be pulled off well in the spring/summer. Especially if you’ve been drinking muscle milk and hitting the gym often enough.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
legendary.
no way. when I win the lottery, I’m buying 500 acres as far away from civilization as I can. only come to town for food/booze and football games.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I wear button down everything, sportsgal. Sweaters on my frame don’t work well.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Best me too it ms, well done.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
team jambalaya checking in
Crawfish Etouffee>>>Jambalaya>>>>>>>>>Gumbo>>>>>>>>>>>>Oysters>>>>>>>>>>Crawfish>>>>>>Red beans and rice>>>>>>>Muffuletta
If you throw in Soft Shell Crab as a New Orleans dish then all bets are off. And don’t say Po-boy because that is just a sandwich.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
i can vouch for sharks off florida coaast. had a one-on-one with one, one of the freakiest experiences of my life
Video of the incident.
ha! mine never got so close, and he’s lucky. that looks like my sex life
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Sorry, I had a /over my head’d moment.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
yea, i know. i was hasty…i want to live by myself an hour outside of missoula, MT. just beautiful.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
I bet she was petrified of the thought of a super model coming between them.
/double entendre’d
February 17th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
i really like the pittsford area.
spencer: me too. Lived 8 yrs in Roch (we called it “The Crotch”), 5 in Pittsford
February 17th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Best me too it ms, well done.
/high five for slightly jealous significant others?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Lakers 3-peat!!!
/seriously fuck the Lakers
February 17th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
no way. when I win the lottery, I’m buying a swank Manhattan apartment to live like the baller than I will have become.
/Team city
February 17th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Which is exactly why they don’t work for me. I believe the word gaunt was used to describe me by a friend in college once.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Well played
February 17th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
no way. when I win the lottery, I’m buying 500 acres as far away from civilization as I can. only come to town for food/booze and football games.
+ threeve billion. i want to do the exact same thing if i get the funds. i love the city, but there is nothing like being in stone cold nature silence with no neighbors for miles. with beer. and a good deck.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
I wasn’t Team Undershirt or Team No Undershirt, I’m with Team No White Undershirt.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Have that as a summer house or some shit like that. I want to live near things. If I lotto winnings (like, set-up-for-life x2 winnings) I’d have a mountain house in CO and then live in a cool city somewhere. Living in east bumble Montana holds no appeal for me.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
How about both? I love livin in the city, but I’m buying a cabin in Northern Michigan on a lake before I’m 40.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Wow thats probably right
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
How was this hit not a penalty? Wild game though. Caught the third period. Center Ice is free this week.
/are you an expert?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
/team dark gray undershirt
February 17th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
/high five for slightly jealous significant others?
/looks over shoulder to make sure she’s not looking
//returns high five
February 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
That’s what a jets shirt is for. Makes my guns look yuge, brah.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I feel as though way too much time was put into the undershirt conversation and not enough time into the ugly flannel shirt conversation. Who wears that to Vegas?
Eddie Vedder
February 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
2nd attempt:
Which is exactly why they don’t work for me. I believe the word gaunt was used to describe me by a friend in college once.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
V necks get a bad rap because some douchebags wear ridiculous ones that go halfway down their chest. I have a couple v neck t-shirts from J Crew that I rock during the summer, it’s barely noticable. If we ever have a get together, I’ll definitely wear one.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
A lot to like there. Two colleges, Oak Hill CC (and others nearly as gorgeous), Jeff Sluman’s brother I think still owns Pittsford Pub.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Do you want to have a farm too? Or just lots of acres? My BF said the other day he wants a farm if he wins the lotto. Wants to make his own cheese and have our own meat supply. There’s no way I’m living on a farm that has a slaughter house. Now, if he wants a farm with a horse or two and maybe some really cute pygmy goats and a cow for milk purposes only, then I can accept his farm idea.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
+ 1 Death Wish
I dated a girl long distance who lived in Rochester. Never had a problem with the place, even when visiting in winter.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
I wasn’t Team Undershirt or Team No Undershirt, I’m with Team No White Undershirt.
Hipster.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
/high five
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
On another NOLA note does it bother you how mardi gras is perceived by most people that don’t live there/have never been? Its so very awesome but completely different than you see on tv outside of Bourbon street which no locals go to anyway. The only somewhat accurate mardi gras I’ve seen on tv was the one episode of Treme last season
Not really. I mean, it’s obvious to any resident that Mardi Gras is more than Bourbon Street and flashing tits. But that’s also available. And the tourists who come seeking it, can find it there. The authorities have done a good job of keeping that in the Quarter and making sure most of the local stuff remains family-friendly.
V-neck undershirts? What are you, a woman with big boobs?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
This is item No. 97,376 on my list of things to do with lotto money.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
How was this hit not a penalty?
Should have been 2 minutes for boarding.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
you insult me and everyone else with your explanations
Sorry, I had a /over my head’d moment
it was originally bansky. i asume it’s been fixed. so i took the ‘ban’ and the ‘sky’ and made it TBL’s (the banhammer) polish kin
/this is so much funnier secnd time around
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
My girlfriend was “helping” me pack for my work trip on Monday and she tossed some questions out there about stuff I’d usually wear to go out and I quickly dismissed those clothing options as not-needed without breaking a sweat, I was prepared. I swear she was testing me, had to be.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
To be against white undershirts is to be against America
February 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
I lived in Batavia for 13 years. Best part was being able to get to either Buffalo or Rochester within 30 minutes.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
The Rochester accent is brutal.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
You don’t want a smooth brie with your name on it? What about a creamy fontina? You could have a dude with a sick perm and a dark colored undershirt on the packaging.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
/Team city
How about both? I love livin in the city, but I’m buying a cabin in Northern Michigan on a lake before I’m 40.
I would definitely own a house in the mountains of CO because I love to ski. And probably some island paradise type house as well but my main residence would be in a city.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Where is the personal barber?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
this ribeye came from belle. shes delicious!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
listen hyah, city boy…
/got nothing else
February 17th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Well to clarify, if the undershirt is going to show, it cannot be white. It just doesn’t work.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
a hobby farm wouldn’t be bad, but if you get too much then it becomes more like work, which if I won the lottery, would be what I would try to avoid at all costs. more like what you described with just a few animals running around.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
As a very fat man, white crew neck undershirts are crucial to reducing sweat marks.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
My girlfriend was “helping” me pack for my work trip on Monday and she tossed some questions out there about stuff I’d usually wear to go out and I quickly dismissed those clothing options as not-needed without breaking a sweat, I was prepared. I swear she was testing me, had to be.
She definitely was. My fiancee has said that if I ever cheat on her, she’s not going to do anything to me, but she is going to hunt down the girl and stab her eyes out with a oyster fork.
I think she’s kidding when she says it. I think…
February 17th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Can’t argue that. To keep my internet identity secure I won’t say what it is, but the way she pronounced my first name was harsh on the ears, I kept wanting her to come up with a nickname for me. She became a lawyer and married a dentist so she’s done well for herself.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Oak Hill CC (and others nearly as gorgeous), Jeff Sluman’s brother I think still owns Pittsford Pub.
Beautiful courses in Rochester. I belonged at Locust Hill & Monroe as a reciprocal from my club in Buffalo, as well as Cobblestone in Victor. Add in CCR & others & you’ve got awesome golf
/Don&Bob’s ftw!!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Ha. Jack Sikma’s perm would work, plus he played for the Bucks, bringing the cheese thing full circle.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Well to clarify, if the undershirt is going to show, it cannot be white. It just doesn’t work.
This is all kinds of incorrect.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Good luck in marriage.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Can this please, please snowball into a conversation about our favorite golf courses? Spencer?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
I’d love to have a ranch somewhere in Colorado or Wyoming, but a farm? No thanks!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Definitely!
I lived in Batavia for about 6 months! Batavia, IL.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
.
Indeed. So nasal and whiny and they pronounce Bagel as “BAG-el” instead of “Bay-gul”.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I’ve tried to convince my wife that a hobby farm would be a great way to retire. She does not agree with 20-40 acres of quiet on the outskirts.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
maybe it’s an italian thing. He wants to make his own duck prosciutto as well.
spence, I seriously want to work for a company that allows employees to bring their pygmy goats to the office. That goat was cute beyond belief.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Bieber is against undershirts. Fuck Bieber. And white undershirts only work if you are wearing a darker hue shirt.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
if you don’t get gravy with your fries, you’re missing out.
and my grandmother lives down the street from locust hill. everytime i visit i drive super slow as i pass the entrance and pine for access for a quick 3 hour 18.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
That’s a great deal. Get to work.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Spencer – Kiper has Stanzi in the mid 2nd round.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Depends on the button down. Here’s a hint if you’re rocking a solid colored button down. Have the undershirt match the buttons! For realz.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Personal chef >>> personal barber
February 17th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I’d love to have a ranch somewhere in Colorado or Wyoming, but a farm? No thanks!
My retirement goal is a ranch, or at least house with some land, in central Texas, between New Braunfels and San Marcos, near the Guadalupe River. Anyone who’s been through there knows that might be the best part of Texas.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Canada approves of this message.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Id like to live in a place in the mountains like John Matrix. Carry logs on my shoulders and feed deer with my bare hands.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
The
RochesterNew York accent is brutal./fixed for reality
February 17th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
So she wouldn’t leave you or anything? Just go after the girl? That’s not a bad deal at all, seems like a win-win
February 17th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Besides golf courses, rochester is great for: garbage plates from Nick Tahou’s. Hell yeah, bitches!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
if you don’t get gravy with your fries, you’re missing out.
putine FTW
/canada, huh? almost made it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
YES!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I’d love to have a ranch somewhere in Colorado or Wyoming, but a farm? No thanks!
A house on a couple acres overlooking the Shuswaps in the interior of BC.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
So does Flint. The atypical meal if you’re visiting Flint, MI . . . two coneys with fries and gravy. Or go get some Halo Burger! Or Big John’s!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I’d like to start my own distillery. Hope the border and open it in Wisconsin, since it’d be impossible here in Minnesota.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
green acres is the place to be, farming is the life for me, land spreading out so far and wide., keep manhattan just give me that countryside
new york i where i’d raher stay, i get allergic smelling hay
/olleevah!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
my condolences to cousin Jeffrey
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
i was seriously crippled by its cuteness.
lol…im already laying out my schedule for courses i plan on hitting when the snow melts.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Gonna be in the 60s here in Columbus this afternoon. This may be the day I break the clubs back out.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Just livin’ the dream.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I don’t know many girls who think like this. I would have the complete opposite reaction.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
@SC
Is Iowa even going to have a team left when Pitt marches into Iowa next fall to delivery a Big East style beatdown? I read some article yesterday and it made it seem like the sky was falling. Is this all silly overreacting?
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
You can not be serious. If this is true Kiper has lost it.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Man, you guys have retirements dreamed out already? Damn.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
YES!!! I’d learn everything about brewing beer and experiment before I spend the money to open a brewery. Hire the right people and get drunk on the job
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Despite living in upstate NY for 21 years, i have no discernable accent.
/had a Boston accent til i was 9 years old. Everything canceled out
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
dominant.
SC…stanzi in round 2? holy shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
You sound kinda high maintenance.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Ask any chick in fashion about it, she will confirm my words.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Man, you guys have retirements dreamed out already? Damn.
I’m living it
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
my condolences to cousin Jeffrey
Hopefully all his work at the Parks Department will keep his mind off the sadness.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
!
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
So she wouldn’t leave you or anything? Just go after the girl? That’s not a bad deal at all, seems like a win-win
Well I would have to imagine that is a possibility. And her mother is full blooded Cuban and she fits every stereotype of a passionate, emotional, hispanic woman. So I’d imagine she’d have a thing or two to say if I were to ever cheat.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
/what she really meant
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
my name is spencer096 and i support this message.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Ex GF used to call them boggles. That was the worst.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Fucking NYC people, your first concern with other places always revolves around fucking bagels.
The next time one of you asks me “where can I get a decent bagel” I’m directing you to the train schedule.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Man, you guys have retirements dreamed out already? Damn.
I wouldn’t call them ‘plans’, so much as dreams and aspirations in my case. I only just started my 401k last year. And as I’m about to head back to school full time in a couple of years, I won’t be putting anything into it for awhile.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
fuck yea. sheeeeeeit…my lifestyle is already that of a freshly divorced 55 year old. golf, complaining and overeating.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
My retirement goal is a ranch, or at least house with some land, in central Texas, between New Braunfels and San Marcos, near the Guadalupe River. Anyone who’s been through there knows that might be the best part of Texas.
wimberly is my favorite. but, for us north texans, glen rose is exactly the same and much closer.
family has a place in la grange, but its too far for my wife and i to just take off on a whim.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Jhs, that’s terrible.
Hey jpq, anchor bar or duffs?
/true test of buffalo
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
And that is why you are so much smarter than I am.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Not at all. I’m just saying that some shirts have gray buttons, so I’ll rock a gray undershirt. Some shirts have white buttons, so I’ll rock a white undershirt. It’s not high maintenance at all.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
crown instead of crayon
February 17th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
to be fair, it’s not easy to start your day off right without a prober bagel-ing.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
They’re going to be rebuilding a lot next season. Expectations are to make a bowl, but 6-6 is not unrealistic. 8-4 would be considered a great success. Complete DL overhaul, replacing 2 LBs and a safety. Stanzi leaves so we’ll have to see what Moxon can do but he loses the top 2 WRs. Be a lot of running the ball. OL should be pretty good though.
I’m not hatin’, but when you move out, you will too.
February 17th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Pop instead a soda, a verbal tragedy of Upstate New York.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
wimberly is my favorite. but, for us north texans, glen rose is exactly the same and much closer.
family has a place in la grange, but its too far for my wife and i to just take off on a whim
Wimberly is nice, but the added benefit of San Marcos is its proximity both to Greune and to Austin.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
No, we’re playing the “what if we won the lotto” game. It’s fun, then it’s depressing.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
My fiancee has said that if I ever cheat on her, she’s not going to do anything to me, but she is going to hunt down the girl and stab her eyes out with a oyster fork. fuck all of your friends
/what she really meant
!!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
I had a moment last month where I felt incredibly old after getting excited over my 401(k) having a solid 4th quarter in 2010
February 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Spencer – Kiper has Stanzi in the mid 2nd round.
You can not be serious. If this is true Kiper has lost it.
is it one of those same agent situations?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
crown instead of crayon
bawawaallll instead of ball
February 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
im sure my company fucked up but id still like to extend a middle finger to new york state. I worked there three weeks and my total wages from 2010 is on their tax forms. I’d have to pay an ass load of taxes to them if it doesnt get fixed/thats how new york really is
February 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
So if this is the only post today, can we get to 2,000 comments?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
This summer, SC. Already started looking at places. I hate it so much.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Better off calling everything ‘Coke’.
/the South’d
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Pop instead a soda, a verbal tragedy of Upstate New York.
It’s pop in Chicago too.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
They’re going to be rebuilding a lot next season. Expectations are to make a bowl, but 6-6 is not unrealistic. 8-4 would be considered a great success.
Sounds like a game that can be won then the fighting Panthers of Pittsburgh. I’m going to the game next fall looking forward to it.
/no game is ever really an easy game for Pitt
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
the day i opened my roth IRA was more exciting than my christmas of that year.
/checks for gray hairs
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Don’t forget matching your belt color with yo shoes.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
what kind of coke do you want?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
By the way, I highly recommend the Robert Trent Jones trail in Alabama. It makes for a great dudes/golf trip.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
I love the Patriot but if that doesn’t show how weak this year’s QB crop is, I don’t know what does. He should be a serviceable NFL back-up. His greatest quality is accuracy. But he sure as hell can’t throw the ball farther than 30-40 yards.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Man, you guys have retirements dreamed out already? Damn.
I’m not hatin’, but when you move out, you will too.
This summer, SC. Already started looking at places. I hate it so much.
Move out of what?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
See, if I won the lotto right now, not a lot would change. I’d just do things a bit bigger. I’d for damn sure be at the Dwight Howard party, I’ll tell you that.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Don’t forget matching your belt color with yo shoes.
And never, ever, wear suspenders and a belt at the same time.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
It’s not that I like calling everything Coke, it’s that I don’t like calling anything soda or pop.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Soda is an abomination of god.
/Team pop
//Sprays Faygo on Hernia
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
I wish that fucking word would die a thousand deaths. Pop is shitty britney spears music, not the sweet nectar of diabetes
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
I say soda, but it always seemed to me that Buffalo/Rochester is the front line of this war.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
It’s not that I like calling everything Coke, it’s that I don’t like calling anything soda or pop.
ritty gets it. Saying ‘pop’ just sounds retarded
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Still living at home with the grandparents.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
funny you mention that…i was looking into the trail yesterday afternoon.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Frankie Muniz is looking more and more like Sean Payton each day.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
By the way, I highly recommend the Robert Trent Jones trail in Alabama. It makes for a great dudes/golf trip.
thats the next dudes trip we are making. was told to base out of birmingham and hit as many courses as possible.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
the fuck? i refreshed and got sent to the cabrera post
February 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
the day i opened my roth IRA was more exciting than my christmas of that year.
2 pieces of mail I look forward to a) Income Tax Refund b) RRSP investment statement. Retirement can’t come soon enough.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Team Pop. You’re retarded for saying “soda.”
February 17th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
i like matching a squared-bottom knit tie with a bow tie. i call it the double knot.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
That’s so juggalo. You are garbage.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
It feels like it should be 1956 when someone says “pop” – just horrible.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
then you’ll be able to plow some jersey broad in several rooms without worrying about your grandparents being in the next room
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
That’s just obvious.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
/team Government Pension
//unlikely to leave hospital even after I finish my masters in teaching
///waste of $40K
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I say soda, but it always seemed to me that Buffalo/Rochester is the front line of this war.
Hamburgers or steamed hams?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
quote fail
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
what kind of soft drink do you want
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Team Pop. You’re retarded for saying “soda.”
Said it before, but if you ask for a soda up here you’re getting carbonated water.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
1956 was the vintage of the decade though…
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Team pop is retarded for usign a word that is fucking dated. Do epopel still go steady? Have Sadie Hawkins Dances? Go to the Hop?
It is soda. Period.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Id like to live in a place in the mountains like John Matrix. Carry logs on my shoulders and feed deer with my bare hands.
my name is spencer096 and i support this message.
“I’M NOT GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE EYES! I’M GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE BALLS!”
February 17th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
littering and, littering and, littering and….
February 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Hamburgers or steamed hams?
Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone say ‘steamed hams’?
Utica? Oh no it’s strictly an Albany expression.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
And calling everythign “Coke” is what then? Super retarded?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Team Pop. You’re retarded for saying “soda.”
I always hated it when people from Chicago would come up to Milwaukee to visit, ask for a pop, and then get all pissy because we call it soda, like 90% of the rest of the country does. I wouldn’t visit Chicago and start asking where the bubbler was, and then give them attitude when they inform me that it was called a water fountain.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
what kind of soft drink do you want
a goddamn liter of cola
February 17th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Did you leave anything for us?
Just bodies.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Yes. The others, no.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
And calling everythign “Coke” is what then? Super retarded?
I’ve become ok with ‘soda’ over the years. But ‘pop’ is ridiculous.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
When I was in HS we still called the Winter Dance the Sadie Hawkins dance.
/FLINTtown
//I might stab you
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Plowing through jersey broads isn’t a problem. They’re easy. I don’t even live at home because I want to. Got old GPs that need help. My mom and I finally convinced them to get someone that actually does it for a living. I actually feel a little guilty for looking for another place.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Team Root Beer, Gatorade, Poland Spring, and Moland Spring
/That last one was for you, Uncle Leo
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
It’s a good way to let off some steam (Bennett).
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Soda, soft drink, fountain drink and even fuckin coke is acceptable. Pop just sounds gay as hell
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
damn right. best advice my dad ever gave me was to start your retirement saving as early as possible. he retired (sold his business) about 5 years ago when he was 57 and now he golfs 4-5 times a week and works at Golf Headquarters to pass the time.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Do I need to bust out the pop/soda stats and map again?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
THE AURORA BOREALIS IS GOING ON IN YOUR KITCHEN?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
As much as I love my parents and am grateful for letting me live at home, I am dying to move out before i turn 30 in 2012
/college degree
//no job
///dumb me going to private colleges for undergrad and grad work. So.much.debt.
////advice to everyone: don’t get a criminal record so you will keep your job!
/////punches self in face
Ok back to accents, soft drinks, and pipe dreams of retirement
February 17th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
YOU’RE GAY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
+ Super Nintendo Chalmers
Is that ink?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
You’re a good dude, Jersey.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
I always hated it when people from Chicago would come up to Milwaukee to visit,
I’m sure they are flocking up to see the Miller plant.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At the latitude? Localized soley in your kitchen?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
lol…reminds me of one of my mother’s clients.
dude retired a multimillionaire at 55 but still got a job waking up a 4 mowing fairways at a economically distressed country club in the south somehwere so he could smoke pot all day and play for free.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Now here’s a discussion! I go…
IBC, A&W, Dad’s, Mug and Barq’s .
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
you just kicked me off the fortress wall into a zombie horde
February 17th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
And you call “pop” gay?
/pot, kettle, all that jazz
//high fives jersey
///then calls him gay for not using “pop”
February 17th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
I live near Utica now and would rather live in Cleveland than the utica area
February 17th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Grand National in Auburn/Opelika is probably my favorite course. Links or Lake.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
I’m lucky. Very, very lucky.
/team soda
February 17th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Our firm puts a profit-sharing contribution into everyone’s 401(k) evert April, it’s awesome. I only put 1% per check in there myself, I’d rather keep my money for me at the moment and let the profit-sharing build it up. They put in 9-10% of your previous year’s gross, it’s great.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Jessica Burciaga >>>> Aubrey O’Day
February 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
I’m sure they are flocking up to see the Miller plant.
Good one. You’ve obviously never been to Milwaukee.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At the latitude? Localized soley in your kitchen?
May I see it?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
don’t forget about the secret arsenal of high tech weaponry to blow up said deer once you’re done feeding them.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
IT’S NOT THAT BAD HERE!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
B’Ham would work. Auburn or Montgomery puts you closer to the three courses in the southern part of the state.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
You need Stewart’s in there as well. Tony & AJ Soprano would want it that way.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Very admirable Jersey.
/applauds
//Team soda
February 17th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
re: retired people that still work
My old man was a union carpenter for about 10 years then opened his own business and sold it at age 45. He’s been working with a small crew of guys for about 7 years now and will likely pull out of that in 2 years. I am convinced he will be the old guy at Home Depot after that showing people how to jimmy-rig things for their home. My mom also works as a salon just to have something to do during the day.
Just because you’re retired doesn’t mean you do anything. I think if my parents were in the house together all day all the time one of them would be a homicide victim within a month.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Texans, I’ll refrain from pushing you into the zombie pit if you can create a precision weapon that releases multiple shots and targets only zombie heads.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Not that there would ever be a doubt about that, but yes yes and more yes
February 17th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
That’s why he has the belt.
/anyone else catch The Rock do the belt gesture when he came out Monday?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Undershirts, retirement plans and soda/pop debates all before lunch. This is shaping up to be a banner day here.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
My GPs are all dead.
/sobs
February 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Because soda is sooooo modern.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
I know. I was there in May and liked my visit. Ever since the air force base closed down in Rome in the mid 90s, the Utica/Rome area has gone down the shitter
February 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Seriously, what a great morning so far.
/Team undershirt
//Team 401(k)
///Team soda
February 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Good one. You’ve obviously never been to Milwaukee.
Obviously I have.
Just busting balls.
I like Miller Ball Park.
Do you really call water fountains bubblers?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
i have a feeling this would work…
February 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Not as retarded as you, you mispelling, horrible typing miscreant!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Mine too SG.
/hands her handkerchief
February 17th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Despite coming from a Sharks and Stillllllllers fan, I agree with all of this. Except I’ve got the 503b and pension because I work for a NPO.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
spencer, ever heard of the Metal Storm gun prototype?
If not, have a look.
I especially like the impact shots they show at around 1:05.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
i have a feeling this would work…
Works in open terrain, in an area of bad terrain you may just leave ‘crawlers’.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
My GPs are all dead.
/sobs
All were dead before I was born.
/older parents
February 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Fleet foxes, band of horses, and MMJ to release new albums in the next 3 months.
/music weenie explodes
February 17th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Do you really call water fountains bubblers?
Yeah, most people do. It’ not like we don’t know what you’re talking about when you ask where the water fountain is though. Some people still call ATM’s “time machines” too. As in “TYME” — that’s the one that gets the most weird looks.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
that’s why you double tap with another one.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Make sure you have the mushroom lining to go with the mushroom belt.
Co-OOOrdinate.
/Boomeranged
February 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
I’ve never heard bubblers for water fountains. When I hear bubblers, I think bong and water pipe.
/Team green
February 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
GOOD. GOD.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
So… anyone down for a shot at a 1,000 comment roundup?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
The stark difference is, I cannot picture Ward or June Cleaver saying “soda.”
However, I can easily picture them offering a fresh round of “pop” for Wally, Eddie & the Beav.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
GOOD. GOD.
/moderation’d
February 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
The occasional time that still gets broken up, I will openly mock the person who said it.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
I’ve never heard bubblers for water fountains. When I hear bubblers, I think bong and water pipe.
Think about it — the water does “bubble” to the surface, no? When I think of water fountains, I think of something in a park, like a statue, not something I’d go get a drink from.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
1919 or souix city sarsparilla FTW!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
My wife calls ATMs “Cash Machines.”
February 17th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Don’t get pussywhipped. You gotta WHIP. THAT. PUSSY.
Might be my favorite movie.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
that’s why you double tap with another one.
I’m eagerly anticipating the SG betrayal of Team Spencer.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
team Wisconsin!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
oh that’s it…we’re taking your shit over.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
/hugs cleet
//wipes nose
Let’s do this.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
oh that’s it…we’re taking your shit over.
You better lead the first wave, I know you can handle the cold weather.
/-24C today
February 17th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Let’s do it!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Celsius. Does not compute.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
damn, my office just got crop dusted. not cool.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
jesus tittyfucking christ is that cold.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
No dirt to tell us an epic Montreal strip club story this time, though.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
someone just farted outside of your office and left or literally crop dusted?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Hmmmm… debatable topics. Let’s see here.
- People who sleep with socks on
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts?
- The death of the art of parallel parking
- Boxers, briefs or commando
- Buying used or new cars
There’s a few starters, I’m coming up with more.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
answers in bold.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
How DARE you!!! When your piece of shit snow fort gets overrun by zombies, don’t bother begging me to live at the Spencer/Sportsgal zombie-free complex.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
My wife calls ATMs “Cash Machines.”
ATM means something completely different to me and my wife.
/went there
//Happy belated Valentine’s day!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
You mean to tell me you don’t have a pair of Mean Green or Brutus basketball shorts that are like 7 years old? My Hawkeye shorts will never, ever, EVER be thrown out. Going strong since 2004.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Hmmmm… debatable topics. Let’s see here
No socks
Naked
Started driving when I was 10, not an issue
Boxer briefs
New
February 17th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Speaking of being a responsible adult, I have a life insurance physical exam today at 4pm. 6 hours of fasting beforehand makes one cranky guy this afternoon.
/team undershirt, preferably grey
//team 401k, Roth IRA
///team soda
////team anti-city living
February 17th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
SG…seriously. here we are facing the extinction of the human race and all geez is worried about it some reality show politics. distasteful.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
- People who sleep with socks on – lame
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts? – underwear
- The death of the art of parallel parking – meh
- Boxers, briefs or commando – boxer briefs
- Buying used or new cars – used
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
No socks
PJs in winter, undies only in summer
I am an incredible parallel parker
Thongs
New, unfortunately
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Plus, the death of the purpose of the bumper of a car. I have parallel parked maybe 4 times in my life. Once, after I had a couple beers. I slightly bumped the truck in front of me and people in my car freaked the hell out.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
- People who sleep with socks on (weird)
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts? (depends on time of year)
- The death of the art of parallel parking (only had to do it 4 or 5 times in my life)
- Boxers, briefs or commando (depends on situation)
- Buying used or new cars (used, i’m poor)
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
I wore briefs right up until college when I finally switched over to boxers. In retrospect, I’m not sure how I ever wore briefs. Boxers are 1 million times more comfortable.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Needs Dirt telling stories involving strip club brawls to make that final push
February 17th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
How DARE you!!! When your piece of shit snow fort gets overrun by zombies
How far are you in the book?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Socks are for suckers
Pajama pants, maybe a shirt
When did it die? It ain’t that hard
Briefs when it involves a zipper, commando without
Certified pre-owned
February 17th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
that new si swimsuit is pretty nice. not having bar in there is a downer.
i think kate uptons bewbs are real. and pure as the driven snow.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
February 17th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
No socks
PJs in winter, undies only in summer
I am an incredible parallel parker
Thongs
New, unfortunately
I think SG just made some new friends on here. God bless girls who wear thongs.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
he’s jealous that he’s all alone and we’ve formed a team of the brightest and best to make it through the zombie crisis together.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Sleep sockless, I’m A PARALLEL PARKING CHAMPION, Boxer-briefs
February 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
When it comes to underwear, its really a form or function kind of thing.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
- People who sleep with socks on? jerks
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts? basketball shorts
- The death of the art of parallel parking. Only did it once. For that driving test.
- Boxers, briefs or commando. Boxers
- Buying used or new cars. Lease a new car
February 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
I’m definitely buying a used car when I finally decide I have a need for a car. I just can’t justify the purchase of a brand new car.
Here’s one that’s sure to get heated with all of our Michigan people in the comments. Domestic or import cars? I’m a Honda guy myself.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
No socks
depends on the female one is with
Haven’t parallel parked since the driving test, Will walk the extra mile
boxers or boxer briefs
New
February 17th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
This. Having to go back to them for a couple weeks after getting snipped was very odd.
Oh, and great quote fail by me
February 17th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
People who sleep with socks on – why?
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts? – underwear
- The death of the art of parallel parking – it was an art?
- Boxers, briefs or commando – boxer briefs
- Buying used or new cars – depends on the car
February 17th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
it’s total jealousy…and to think, we even invited him along despite his rampant, chronic pessimism.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Page 100. You’re acting like the book is the end all/be all to living through a zombie crisis. I prefer to think of it as a general guide and come up with my own conclusions.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
he’s jealous that he’s all alone and we’ve formed a team of the brightest and best to make it through the zombie crisis together.
More mouths to feed requires more supplies and increases the likelihood of a ‘disagreement’. Although I do envy Spence’s apparent multi-million dollar weapons budget.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Can’t go wrong with Honda.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
I’m still amazed that you guys haven’t realized that there is thinking machine beating up some of the smartest people on the planet. The machine uprising is coming, hopefully your zombie survival plans are flexible.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
why when the boxer brief provides both?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Dude. It’s dead. I give my girlfriend credit for being able to parallel park but most of my friends are complete asshats when it comes to parallel parking. I am like Costanza. I take pride in my ability to fit into a spot that you most people would need the jaws of life to get out of.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
came into the office to “ask me a question” and left behind a miserable smell.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
AMERICA, FUCK YEA! COMIN HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY, YEA!
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Page 100. You’re acting like the book is the end all/be all to living through a zombie crisis. I prefer to think of it as a general guide and come up with my own conclusions.
Fair enough, you should pick up this when you are done.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
skynet’s a bitch.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
I drive a saturn. Wife has a toyota. I’m completely indifferent. Most “foreign” cars have plants in the US now. Most “domestic” cars have plants in mexico.
Although, the Chevy Volt is being made in FLINT, baby.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Depends on the import. I wouldn’t touch a Volvo, Saab or Kia. Wouldn’t give a second thought to a Honda, Audi, BWM or Benz. Of course, exactly what is an “import” these days. I can buy a BMW fully constructed in South Carolina
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Agreed, all of you country pumpkins join the 20th century and call is soda.
Boxers ftw
White undershirt is an absolute necessity. The only time you shouldn’t wear an undershirt is with a polo. If I see anyone wearing a Polo or a Lacoste, and wearing an undershirt, you’re gay.
(new, always new)
February 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Our office dog is NOTORIOUS for doing this. Coming into your office, sitting down for maybe 2 minutes and then leaving behind an odor you need a priest to get rid of.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
February 17th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I love my Mini. I used to drive an F-150.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
That car is a dumpster fire waiting to happen. No thanks.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
When it comes to parallel parking, sometimes I’m really good at it and sometimes I block a lane of traffic for 5 minutes while I try to get the angle right.
So I bat about .500.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
or Toyota. got 199,500 miles on my ’99 Tacoma. I need to get a new truck but I am too emotionally attached to this one.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
No joke, that was the last song played at my wedding reception.Did I already say that on this site before?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
I’m still amazed that you guys haven’t realized that there is thinking machine beating up some of the smartest people on the planet.
When the machine figures out that Toronto is in Canada I’ll get worried.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Did we ever figure out what the real lisa ann’s commenter name was?
/ I kid
/ it’s still funny she tweets TBL.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
I know this further cements my toolness, but I’m team Germany when it comes to cars. But I’ve got nothing bad to say about Hondas. I love what Hyundai has been doing lately.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Watson showed some weaknesses in the second game, Ken was on it’s ass.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Dude. There is a computer playing jeopardy. It’s not working at an assembly plant building military machinery or running all the power grids. Stop being a baby. I can’t have you acting scared like this when the zombies come.
P.S. Geeez – our compound has a limited amount of people. If someone with more money or more supplies comes then they can stay. It’s all about connections, buddy.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Did you read it’s reasoning for guessing Canada? It’s a small correction to be made.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
do you have any idea how jealous this makes me?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I love what Hyundai has been doing lately.
My future father in law has a Sonata or something. I’m not a huge fan, it’s too low to the ground and the windows are too small.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Team Japan – love my 2008 Acura TSX, before that had a Corolla.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I haven’t even seen a picture of one yet. I’m just glad GM is building vehicles in my home town again.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I have never met a guy who owns one of these.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Here’s one that’s sure to get heated with all of our Michigan people in the comments. Domestic or import cars? I’m a Honda guy myself
Both my vehicles were made by General Motors, though they sold off Saturn and aren’t making Pontiac anymore.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Menarky, kate upton is pure natural american goddess
February 17th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Second’d
February 17th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Fuck. All I got is a 20 bucks and an infinite wealth of SBTB knowledge.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
I would probably put up with that just for sake of having an office dog, but there is nothing worse than a lingering dog fart.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
/team sweden
February 17th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
This is the 5th time I’ve asked without response but, does anyone have a yahoo tbl baseball league I can join? Or do I have to go ahead and create one?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
No socks in the winter? Are you kidding me? We turn the thermostat down to 64 at night and i sleep in a hoodie, sweat pants and heavy wool socks.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Zombies I can deal with. They don’t think. Just run and eat. Super smart computers, now that is a whole other ordeal.
/reassembles sidearms
February 17th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
I own Ford. BF works at the Ford plant. ‘nuf said.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
P.S. Geeez – our compound has a limited amount of people. If someone with more money or more supplies comes then they can stay.
‘Money’ isn’t going to be worth the paper it’s printed on. It’d going to be part barter economy part take what you want.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Here’s a few more:
- Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water?
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school?
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial)
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house?
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection?
February 17th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
I sleep in my boxers, evne in winter, I just load up on blankets on top of my comforter. It’s chilly has Dickens’ balls when you first crawl in but after a few your body heat does the rest.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
bold
February 17th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Eventually… but I plan on buying the stuff I need during the original outbreak when all the rest of the dopes on this planet think nothing is wrong.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Four dogs in my office, including my own. It definitely sets a fun tone.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Tap with a filter
yES
Fuck that noise
No
LCD FTW
February 17th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
im trying to get my boss to let me bring my eventual puppy in, but i know that’d kill production like whoa.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Tap
No
Not qualified to answer, but no in Canada
Yes
Plasma
February 17th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
- Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water? BRITA PITCHER
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school? NOT DURING CLASS, ALLOWED IN THE HALL
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial) YOU COMMIE
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house? NOPE
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? LCD
February 17th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
The Cooper S is one of the most fun cars you could ever drive. The new Countryman is sharp.
/team euro cars
February 17th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
February 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
We got a new one too! The other one was getting big and the owner’s husband wanted it home during the day because he started working from home. We got a Scottie! I’m so jacked!
OH! Here’s another one. Do you call them your vehicle, truck, car, rig or anything else? Iowans all referred to them as vehicles. I say car or truck.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Halfway to 1,000…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Good luck. I HATED teaching. But, obviously, teaching wasn’t for me. Maybe you’ll like it. I remember doing my undergrad proffessors saying 60 percent of people who go into teaching are out of it within 5 years. I always thought that would never happen to me. I made it 4 years.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Baller. 58 overnight and when we’re out during the day, 62 when we’re home.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
im trying to get my boss to let me bring my eventual puppy in, but i know that’d kill production like whoa.
We have a big mutt at our office (Buddy), he’s pretty fun to have around.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
February 17th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Whip.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
team audi. i actually have 0 complaints about mine.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Until Great Lakes Brewery closes its doors or moves, Cleveland will be livable.
Detroit, or Toledo, or Cincinatti, on the other hand.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
This.
/team cheap gas bill
February 17th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
I call my truck my rig. The car is called just that.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
You should only be able to take a tax deduction for one…the budget needs saving and we need the revenues
February 17th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Eventually… but I plan on buying the stuff I need during the original outbreak when all the rest of the dopes on this planet think nothing is wrong.
I’ll busy myself looting from people that do that.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Street cred
February 17th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Good luck. I HATED teaching. But, obviously, teaching wasn’t for me. Maybe you’ll like it. I remember doing my undergrad proffessors saying 60 percent of people who go into teaching are out of it within 5 years. I always thought that would never happen to me. I made it 4 years.
What level did you teach at?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water?
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school?
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial)
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house?
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection?
whatever is cold
hell no to cell phones in school
no
no
LCD
February 17th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
scotties are so fucking cute. here’s a cute video…
i call my car a car.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
- Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water? Tap
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school? in school yes, kept in locker.
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial)no, we’re not China and do not have their problems
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house? yes, otherwise the carpeting on the stairs would get wrecked
LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? Plasma. Best value for your money
February 17th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
i hope you realize that it’s going to take some extremely quick convincing from SG to keep me from blasting you in the face if we meet in the zombipocalypse, right?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
High School. Kids were all dicks. Parents all felt entitled and were ridiculous. Lots of “politics.”
February 17th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
//team night sweat
February 17th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
i hope you realize that it’s going to take some extremely quick convincing from SG to keep me from blasting you in the face if we meet in the zombipocalypse, right?
If you two can make it from Ohio/Michigan to the safety of the north unscathed I’ll gladly drop to my knees and take one between the eyes.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
scotties are so fucking cute. here’s a cute video…
thats a good topic- favorite kind of dog.
german shorthair pointer. best looking dog on the planet and smart as hell. i will have mine stuffed and put on the fireplace when she passes.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Have fun in your igloo.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
My boss sometimes goes off on an interesting tangent where he describes his political views as “hating all the rules imposed on us” but that China’s one child rule is “about the most green policy you could make”.
He grew up in the Adirondacks, nothing makes me more fearful than the World Acreage to Person ratio that keeps getting smaller.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Menarky, which model do you have? Had an S4 and just sold my A6. Going to the new Volvo S80 I think.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
airedale followed by greater swiss/bernese moutain dogs and newfoundlands.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
airedale followed by greater swiss/bernese moutain dogs and newfoundlands.\
/moderation’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
High School. Kids were all dicks. Parents all felt entitled and were ridiculous. Lots of “politics.”
Gotcha. My fiancee teaches 4th grade math and science at a private school here in Dallas. She loves the kids but hates the parents and the administration. She just forwarded me an email a parent who accused her today of ignoring her daughter and generally being a shitty teacher simply because her daughter is failing science.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I love what Hyundai has been doing lately
You see my link to that new 5.0 Genny I sent u last night?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
my buddy just gone one…loves it.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
/team NO children
February 17th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Menarky, which model do you have? Had an S4 and just sold my A6. Going to the new Volvo S80 I think.
2008 A6. love the functionality and looks of the car. its built really well, and gets 32MPG on the highway.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Terriers.
Scottish, West Highland are what I grew up with so I’m partial. I like Jack Russell’s but only females because the males are nuts. LOVE BOSTON TERRIERS. I mean, a dog that looks like it has a tuxedo on? This is why they’re known as The American Gentleman.
Also, I pretty much like female dogs over male dogs regardless. Tamer.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
thats a good topic- favorite kind of dog.
We have a bichon shih tzu that looks kind of like this. She’s amazing with the kid.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Spencer, I meant to bring this up. I’m thinking the Pictured Rocks in the U.P. is the perfect spot for our fortress.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water? -Brita
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school? – Hell no.
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial) – No, but I’m for an IQ test to determine your need to procreate.
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house? – Yes.
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? – Plasma here.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Lots of issues like that. That’s what drove me away from teaching. I LOVE LOVE LOVE what I do now.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
There always seems to be a lot of “team NO children” people here.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I’d still guess that many of you don’t make through your 30′s still feeling that way.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Volvo used to be such a great car. Seems they slipped alot under Ford. I really wonder how they’re going to do now that they’re owned by a Chinese auto company
February 17th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Also, I pretty much like female dogs over male dogs regardless. Tamer.
females for me too. i dont like the fact that i cant scratch my dog’s stomach without running into his weener. no thanks to male dogs.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
retrievers. look good, loyal as hell, smart and energetic.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
OH! Here’s another one. Do you call them your vehicle, truck, car, rig or anything else? Iowans all referred to them as vehicles. I say car or truck.
Whip.
Whip is the correct answer.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
My aunt had a lab, colley, mutt mix that I assert to this day was the greatest dog ever. Not huge like a lab, but also not with a huge, thick coat like a colley. The most living dog I’ve ever met in my life. When my aunt was out of town and we watched the dogs, she would sleep at the foot of my bed.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Drove the S80 a couple of times in the last week. Love the redesign and the fit and finish is the only thing that could move me from Audi. My Mom has a new Volvo C70 retractable hardtop. The C70 is very well built and, for someone of my height, it fits me perfectly. Fun car.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Australian Shepherds. Conversation over.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water? -
Tap
Should cell phones be allowed in school? – Hell no.
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial) – No, but I’m for an IQ test to determine your need to procreate.-
Do you make people take off their shoes in your house? – NO-
LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? – LCD
February 17th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
This. The gene pool definitely needs some more lifeguards.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
the new A6 is badass. alot of subtle but tremendous improvements.
the new A8 is the best. too bad its way out of my price range.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
agree with you on that. I’ve got one of each right now and i’ll never have another male. the constant licking is enough to drive me mad. and he is 8 years old and wound up as shit, like he is still 2 years old. I’m convinced he’s got ADD.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Rex, I have the Mini Cooper S Clubman. Very fast and fun.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Lots of issues like that. That’s what drove me away from teaching. I LOVE LOVE LOVE what I do now.
What do you do now?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
We’re heading toward Gattica.
/pours one out for Sanders
February 17th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Nice choice. I have family with them and I snatch the keys every chance I get. I have a good buddy who played men’s volleyball for Penn State, is 6’9″ and has a Mini S. It’s quite a site, but the roominess is the most shocking thing about the car.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
PERFECT!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Westies, all day.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Not bad, SG. But, I’d go with the northern part of Kauai. Better weather, more natural food, less access for foreign zombies to crash. Water on all 4 sides, etc…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Beautiful car. My brother just got a new A5.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
We’re heading toward Gattica.
Jude Law was great in that movie. And that’s when Uma Thurman was delicious to look at.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
PERFECT!!!
/moderation’d
//i think if you quote and only have one word after that, it goes to moderation…probably to avoid the “this’s”
February 17th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Editor/Writer for a Publisher of Trade and Text books.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
i have always wondered this too- what does everyone do for a living around these parts?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
But I do the “this” or “winner” all the time.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
i think the male/female thing in dogs depends on the breed.
i had a female wheaten terrier that was dumb as a stump but knew a few of her brothers that lived in the area and they were all smart. maybe we just got a lemon…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Beautiful car. My brother just got a new A5.
love the A5, but need 4 doors for work. an R8 was in front of me on the way home yesterday. jaw dropping.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
My vet actually told me my dog was a lemon b/c he has seizures. Although, he hasn’t had one in almost two years.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Sadly I am allergic to most dogs. My dad and brother had Rottis. Love them!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
My Mom has a new Volvo C70 retractable hardtop. The C70 is very well built and, for someone of my height, it fits me perfectly. Fun car.
Rex, glad she likes the redesign. We has the “first” C70 soft-top. Worst car I’ve ever owned. Turning radius was worse than an 18 wheel truck, and, in fact, had to keep going to dealer every few thousand miles to relubricate some turning bumpers or something. Also, they replaced they entire fuel system twice.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
New topic: I’m getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. Several of my friends said that I should expect to throw up after the surgery because the gas made them sick. But when I had an appendectomy last year, I never got sick once afterward. Maybe it’s a different sort of anesthesia?
Anyone else have this experience?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
My uncle lives up there now and I spent 2 weeks up there every summer when I was a kid. Lots of hunting opportunities, fishing, and the number of zombies coming out of the water is minimal due to the lack of population around lake superior.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
great dogs.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
And it’s GORGEOUS to look at. I mean, you’ll need that.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Our Westie is pretty stupid too. But she makes up for it in cuteness. Our Scottie was the smartest dog I’ve ever owned. Probably get a female Scottie when I get a dog.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Indeed. My college gf looked like her from that time period, the Dangerous Liasons, Adventures of Baron Munchausen era.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
i have always wondered this too- what does everyone do for a living around these parts?
25 y/o paralegal reluctant to go to law school due to a myriad of factors, looking for a career change.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
I’ve never heard of that. I got mine taken out about 15 years ago and it was brutally painful. I heard it isn’t nearly as bad now. just avoid dry sockets at all costs.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
They may have thought it was the anesthesia but it was most likely because they swallowed blood. If you don’t get nauseous from anesthesia or pain medication then you should be ok. Just make sure you have nothing in your stomach for a few hours before the surgery and nothing after for at least an hour.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
26, financial plan case design.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Anyone else have this experience?
Nope. Pretty painless experience for me. Couldn’t eat solid foods for a day or two, but after that it was clear sailing.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I only had 2 wisdom teeth come in and I had enough room for them. So I never had any surgery.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Not this girl. I had all 4 out at one time and didn’t have a problem; except I didn’t take well to the Vicodin afterward. The whole experience was weird though. One minute I was counting backward, the next minute I was being woken up and the teeth were gone. Very surreal.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
ms, I had mine out senior year of high school. They gave me an injection that put me down, not gas. My roots were cone shaped so it wasn’t that bad for me, and the codine they gave me was sweet too.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
/moderated. so annoying.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
30 y/o editor/writer/hustlah. Okay, only an editor/writer.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I was awake for my wisdom teeth surgery. No biggie.
How the fuck did you guys get to 600 comments.
I had a meeting…..
February 17th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
25, analyst for a Pharmaceutical Company.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
me too…high five!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
i have always wondered this too- what does everyone do for a living around these parts?
CA(CPA), director of finance for a construction company.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
IT Recruiter.
If there are any IT people out there looking for jobs, hit me up.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Good to know thanks guys.
Oh and since we’re humanizing ourselves: 27, college administrator and part time grad student.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
You missed both an undershirt and a v-neck discussion. You coulda been huge.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Not to change the subject but I will. I finally visited highdeas.com. Some of those blazers are pretty funny. My favorites were:
“Damm you Pringles for making cans that my hands do not fit in”
“Does anyone else look at a chip to see which side has more seasoning and put that side on your tongue?”
“When you look at the word bed, it kind of looks like a bed”
“This looks like a sideways pers on 0><"
Blaze them up if you got them.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Bunch of finance nerds up in this bitch.
/Team Science major doing nothing related to the degree.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Oh, and I forgot
/hands out business card
February 17th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
29, Promotional Products Marketing guy. You know all that shit you have around your office with your company logo on it? I do that.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
26, financial plan case design.
Didn’t you go to school for music? How’d you get into that? Sometimes I feel like the majors I chose severely limit my career options, but most people say that’s not necessarily true.
/Poli-Sci/History double major
//Wants to go back 6 years and punch myself in the face for not at least getting a minor in something business related.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
ms – Never been sick from anesthesia. I had my wisdoms done when I was 14. The first day after sucks but you’re pretty good after that. Make sure you get stitches that dissolve and don’t need to be removed.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
6’3″ 230lbs, 38, e-commerce strategist, raconteur, lothario, entrepreneur
February 17th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Our similarities are eerie. Or should I say “Erie.” Get it?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
i have always wondered this too- what does everyone do for a living around these parts?
mid thirties bald, unemployed, & live with my parents
/hyena’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
31, litigation paralegal
Someone needs to add a tab to our local inhabitant spreadsheet…. careers for networking, lol
February 17th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Oh, and I fuck with CRM like it’s a 2nd job.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
30, work in college athletics, in NCAA compliance (I know).
February 17th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
i should probably answer my own question-
commercial real estate lender.
just like to hear what people do. its interesting.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Damn it! I miss the days when I was handing out free fashion advice to Groin.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
/team communications degree that got me nowhere. It is all lies.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
The first two wisdom teeth I had out, no problem(just a local, can’t take the gas). The next two took approximately three hours. The roots were so twisted he had to chisel the teeth into bits and pull them out. I would let him know when the novacaine wore off. Then dumb ass me drank through a straw when I got home and got dry socket(much worse than the actual teeth pulling was).
February 17th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
/takes card
//returns mine
///firm business handshake
February 17th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
I’m a ED a non-profit
February 17th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
lol
February 17th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Majors have nothing to do with most fields.
My major was technically Italian, and I work in finance now.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
44, admin for the state.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
26 – Non-profit foundation. Specifically, a kids’ hospital. I work on the development and research side. Getting a Masters in education that I’m unlikely to use because I love my job.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I meant “of a” non-profit
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
DO NOT eat doritos after getting the wisdom teeth out. i got a little cocky and ate some a few days after. a corner went right into my socket and hurt worse than the surgery.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
And an avid zumba class attendee….
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Bunch a youngins in here.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
31, business analyst/process engineer for a bank
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
jck49erfan, are you on the supply side or the sales side? I may have use for you.
/plays ominous sound effect
February 17th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
COUGAR
February 17th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
im a good interviewer. i realized about halfway thru college that, even tho i was a pretty good guitarist at the best music school in the country and could shred like a motherfucker, i still wasn’t gonna make any money in the real world.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I was facilitating discussion like Larry fucking King in here. You missed some decent topics.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
i have always wondered this too- what does everyone do for a living around these parts?
27-soon to be actuary until I realize how fuckin boring that is going to be every day
/opens bar
//fails
///goes back to being actuary
February 17th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
actually, the Zumba instructor he had quit because there were only 2 of us in the class. Like I said, his group exercise business is fledgling…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Bunch a youngins in here.
GG, you Virginia & I have to keep them in line
February 17th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
We are going to need a Dirt strip club story here soon.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
33, Landscape Architect working at an engineering firm.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Money is overrated. You gotta be happy with what you do. Seriously. I was miserable getting up every day for a job I hated.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I’m 45 GG; 46 in September
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
44, computer geek – currently database administrator
/get off my lawn!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
V4L – Higher education or secondary?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
This. Was Biology major, Marine Science minor in undergrad. I am working in the field of my Masters though.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Another COUGAR
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Nobody told you communications would get you anywhere. Lubchenko even knew it was a phony major.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Sales. We buy it so you don’t have to.
I just made that slogan up.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Damn, V, you beat me. I just turned 44.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I’ve always wanted to pretend that I was an architect
/Hernia’d
28, work in accounting, graduate with my masters in number crunchin’ in May, Alison Brie enthusiast
February 17th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
thank you for answering that question. i like finding out how much i dont know about the world. its a shit ton.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Majors have nothing to do with most fields.
This. Having a college education by itself is symbolic (or at least it ought to be) of a person’s ability to think at a higher level. Although Masters degrees are quickly becoming what a bachelor’s degree was 30 years ago.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
More social services; work with at-risk children and families.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Well, shit. I would have loved to share some knowledge. Guess I’ll just wait until next time.
/sulks to corner.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
GG, you Virginia & I have to keep them in line
/pours one out for Cabbage.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I’m a political science and journalism double major. I have never worked in politics but attempted to run a blog once. The blog was KIA.
TBL did get me a magazine by-line once though! Thanks Jason!
/don’t everyone ask him for a job, I don’t want to get in trouble
February 17th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I think I’m the oldest of us girls
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
This. My company prefers to hire English majors for all the Sales positions. Our sales director is on the record as saying “I can teach anybody to sell. But I can’t teach most of the idiot college graduates to write. And that’s needed.”
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Spence – If you think you’re allowed in this state, think again.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
You two ladies blow the TBL Demographic survey out of the water. Nothing but ads for Sketcher Shape-Ups in 3…2…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Although Masters degrees are quickly becoming what a bachelor’s degree was 30 years ago.
/re-opens GMAT study guide
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Bring it out jck, there’s always time for more fashion discussions…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Was in DC this past weekend for work and walked through a few parts of the Smithsonian and thought the same thing. Every time you think your important, go to the Natural History museum there. You are a tiny spec of shit on the ass crack of the universe.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Me too, minus the marine science. My mom dashed my marine biology hopes when I was a young child by informing me marine biologists have to deal with a large amount of bugs.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I’m a political science and journalism double major. I have never worked in politics but attempted to run a blog once. The blog was KIA.
I was also a political science major and I did work in politics for about a year on the state level. It sucked.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
jim tressel owns michigan…michigan is like ohio’s puerto rico.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
31 retirement analyst for a state retirement system.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
there was a story on yahoo the other day saying it was one of the top 5 majors to find a job in.
/starting to think yahoo articles are complete bullshit.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Manufacture semiconductors…Sales and Operations
/No relation to major, or Master’s
February 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I’m a firm believer that most undergraduate degrees confer the following:
- Somewhat financially responsible
- No major drug addictions
- Didn’t knock any one up that you didn’t intend to / didn’t get knocked up
- Not a complete social outcast
- Know how to read at better than a 10th grade level
Exceptions would be the physical sciences and things that are mathematically related like engineering or business finance. It definitely applies to ALL liberal arts degrees.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
This. Was Biology major, Marine Science minor in undergrad. I am working in the field of my Masters though.
Thanks for providing me with a little hope fellas. I damn near had a breakdown the other day because I hate my current field so much. The more I’m around attorneys the more I don’t want to be one of them.
/No offense to any attorneys/paralegals out there, some are good people.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Reebok runtones for me, thank you.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
@jck49erfan gotcha. i’m always looking for manufacturers.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I love ties.
I love bright colors.
Layering is in, and it kicks ass.
Jeans make the outfit, which is why I have 10 pairs.
Argyle is one of my strengths.
Don’t care for hoodies, but my wife thinks I look good in them.
Suits FTMFW.
White pants are a good way to set yourself apart in the spring and summer and look great on the golf course.
Always have a good pair of sunglasses handy.
Wear shit that fits you, no matter your size. Too tight or too loose and you look like a clown.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
i like to think about human achievement…like the hoover dam or going to the moon and then i like to think of how fulfilled and accomplished i feel when i finally decide what to eat for lunch.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Exceptions would be the physical sciences and things that are mathematically related like engineering or business finance. It definitely applies to ALL liberal arts degrees.
I think certainly liberal arts degrees also demonstrate an ability to write. All I did in college was write papers. In addition to being a political science major, my minors were history and philosophy. There’s not much there you can test outside of an essay test or term paper format.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Communications major undergrad, worked on but didn’t finish master’s in organizational learning/human resource development. Got myself into bad legal situation, now can’t work most places. Currently in an EPA job training program learnin environmental tech and hazardous waste stuff (lead and asbestos removal, weatherization, solar energy work, osha training). Hope to get on my feet.
/enough about reality
//back to mocking people
If anyone knows of contractors in the south, im looking to go down there next year.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
As an editor I’m always looking for freelance work.
/vezina’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
i like to think about human achievement…like the hoover dam or going to the moon and then i like to think of how fulfilled and accomplished i feel when i finally decide what to eat for lunch.
/moderation’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
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Exceptions would be the physical sciences and things that are mathematically related like engineering or business finance. It definitely applies to ALL liberal arts degrees.
I think certainly liberal arts degrees also demonstrate an ability to write. All I did in college was write papers. In addition to being a political science major, my minors were history and philosophy. There’s not much there you can test outside of an essay test or term paper format.
/moderated.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
You work in promo products Rex?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Dude! I was down there too this weekend!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
28 y/o analyst for a major Financial data/news company
February 17th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
+1
February 17th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
All of this, except for the white pants. NO way I’d ever rock those. And I’m a big fan of hoodies.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
.200
February 17th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I want that gig.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Jck, so true about wearing what fits. I’m a very large man and it is gross to see other fat people in clothes too tight. I am very conscious about what i wear and making sure it fits well and i’m not exposing my fat gut and ass to everybody.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
This is the understatement of the year! I used to wear baggy ass clothes when I was younger and thankfully realized the error of my ways. I still wear clothes that are a little baggy, but that’s just out of comfort and I make sure that it still looks clean.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Well, shit! Could have been an epic Notre Dame, NWO throw down in Georgetown on Saturday. Went to some bar called Third Edition. Had to have over $100 in booze and got charge for $58. Good times!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
You could make $10M a year playing 1B for the Cubs with an average like that.
/cries
February 17th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I think the moderation levels are increasing due to the amount of comments.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
700!
/prays
February 17th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Were you an Eminem fan?
February 17th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
fuck that…i could hit that and make $14mm/year playing DH for the tribe (hafner).
/sobs
February 17th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Didn;t think I would either. All about the confidence you have while wearing thaem. My buddies give me shit for my “South Beach” look, but I know they fit well and look nice. Fuck ‘em.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
hah!
/premature ejaculation’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
same here. I wish I worked in a profession where I had to wear them, although I would probably be sick of them after that.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
But he could hit 50 bombs in Wrigley
/Me’d
February 17th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Ok, it might not be a dirt goes to a strip club story, but have I ever told the story of the television that ended up on the hood of a Volkswagen? I think that could take up some comments.
It’s pretty funny.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
My hopes weren’t dashed until I was halfway through my junior year in Organic Chemistry and I realized I was not going to love being a Marine Biologist, and you have to love it if you are going to do it. But at that point I couldn’t change it because I was on a scholarship. SoI pushed through, got the degree and years later went back to grad school for what I wanted to do, and so far it’s worked out.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
no offense jck, but white pants are gayer than a bag of dicks.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I was a terrible dresser as a kid/teenager. I blame my parents for most of that, but once I hit 20-21, the switch got flipped and now it’s GQ all day every day. I even match going to the gym.
/no homo.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Still am an eminem fan. The clothing was just a sign of the times though.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Definitely Fuck em. Gotta do your own THANG. White pants ain’t mine. But making sure my undershirts match my buttons is.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Wear shit that fits you, no matter your size. Too tight or too loose and you look like a clown.
This is the understatement of the year! I used to wear baggy ass clothes when I was younger and thankfully realized the error of my ways. I still wear clothes that are a little baggy, but that’s just out of comfort and I make sure that it still looks clean.
Absolutely. Clothes never seem to fit me properly when I was a teenager. I kept growing out of stuff really quickly. I went from being 5’8″ in 8th grade to 6’0″ by Sophomore year. And I was 6’2″ by the time I graduated high school.
These days proper fit on clothes is so important and I’m so particular about it that I prohibit anyone giving me clothes as a gift unless I tell them the size and write like a paragraph long explanation on how I want something to fit me first.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Too early to call, unmoderated comments will throw the count off eventually
February 17th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
No, actually that IS homo…
February 17th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Let’s hear that story SC!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
hilarious.
going to lunch, keep up the good work everyone!
February 17th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
no offense jck, but white pants are gayer than a bag of dicks.
This reminded me of a great Louis CK bit.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
moderated comments are counted, i thought.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
None taken. I’m used to getting shit for my clothing choices. Most importantly, wear what makes you feel good/look good. Everyone has differnt taste. Just be confident. People can smell confidence from a mile away.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
classic
February 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
As I was exiting the gym, some asshat had his gym shirt and gym pants on hangers. It was almost worth getting in a fight over.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
i like wearing black shorts with a navy shirt in the gym because that’s the only place i can get away with looking like a bruise and it being ok.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I have a couple of high-traffic domain names for a specific promo product that I am finishing up online stores for. Low-margin, high-volume.
February 17th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Keep ya head up lawya (pun intended). You are still young. After I graduated from undergrad I wandered around, sleeping on friends’ couches to pay no rent, beach bum, moved back with parents, door to door sales, until finally I found something. Just remember you may never be fully sure about taking a new direction but if it mostly feels right, go for it (/.02 cents).
February 17th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
/former cocksmith
//now happily married to a hot redhead
February 17th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
This. I’ve been 5′ 10″ forever, but once I started to fill out some, I could buy nicer clothes that fit me properly. I have one store that is my go to for dress shirts. Not because they are the best in the world, but I love their fit.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
On the NOLA discussion:
Definitely one of the more provincial cities in America. I had my problems with the city before Katrina hit. The aftermath just made it worse. Working in the news, where you’re constantly inundated with bad news all the time probably didn’t help…That and the storm indirectly killed my grandmother by knocking her out of a routine.
The wife and I thought about moving back sometime last year, but then one of my friends was gunned down in his own home during a robbery in the middle of the day while his daughter slept in the other room. Dude’s wife found him dead in the living room chair.
/Yeah, yeah, yeah…world’s smallest violin, I know
//Yes, I blame the city for this
///Yes, I would move back (when the city gets it’s shit together)
February 17th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Mmmmmk. Here goes. I’ll try and break it into a few comments so it’s not really long.
When I was in college, a buddy of mine had an old 48″ tube television that stopped working. After several days of hitting it with various objects it was given a death certificate and we decided it needed to be pitched. However, a 48″ tube TV is not easy to move as it’s quite heavy. What’s the only thing that motivates 4 college lads to move a television of that size you say?
Budweiser and Jack Daniels.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Ok, I’m not THAT bad.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
/losing weight so i can shop at stores other than casual male xl
//loathes self
February 17th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
February 17th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
you were gay once?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
ha
February 17th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
This.
Who scissors with Amy Adams….or something like that.
/yesterday’d.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Yeah, I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
So, 4 of us went out on a Thursday night and got hammered on those two fine American made products. Upon returning back to the apartment, the owner of the TV gave a “win one for the Gipper” type speech in the living room that got us a little fired up to move the TV. However, there was a catch. We were not going to simply throw the television out. We were going to David Letterman that sucker and launch it off the top of the building. In order to get his point fully across, 2 bottle of Pam were used and turned into blowtorches and the heat of the flames inspired us to carry the TV up to the top of the 3 story apartment building. However, once we got up there… the building was deemed not high enough and a suitable replacement must be found.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
you were gay once?
You were in the war?
Oh no…homo..[slaps own hip]…much better now though.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I said if Amy Adams and Kate Walsh scissored each other and made a love child, that child would grow up to look exactly like my wife.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
This paralegal takes no offense since he’s good people
/at least that’s what my mom keeps telling me
February 17th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Cocksmith=someone who gives his cock to many women
February 17th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Somewhere, Coop breathes a sigh of relief and welcomes Watsonian to the “you’ll never shake this one” club.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
lolz
I like wearing short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts over short sleeve shirts.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
cocksmith = one who works on and with cocks
February 17th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
You get jck’s layering approval.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Cocksmith=someone who knows how to work a cock, much in the way a Blacksmith knows how to work the iron.
Cocksman=someone who give his cock to many women
February 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
We carried the TV down to a truck, loaded it up and went over to our friend’s place that was a 5 story building where he lived on the 3rd floor. We made our way to the roof access and proceeded, like fine upstanding college students, to break open the lock and get to the top of the roof. The only problem with this building was that there was bird netting in front of it because of the pigeon population that liked to shit on the statues in the park across the street.
We were not about to be held back by some netting. We were, however, concerned about the proximity of the parking lot for the apartment that was below where a great many people parked their vehicles (proper Iowa nomenclature). So, the TV was placed on the edge of the building and a strategy session took place.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
+1 free bowl of soup
February 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I like wearing short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts over short sleeve shirts.
I do that too. I have no idea why I started doing that, but it’s just become comfortable and familiar over time.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
/topic’d
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Never have I heard the many different uses of cocksmith/cocksman. Thanks for the education lesson.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
former cocksm
ithokerwhat you meant to say
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Cocksmith=someone who gives his cock to many women
Cocksmith vs. Cocksman
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I intentially mismatch at the gym so it doesn’t look like I’m in a photo shoot.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
lol. +1
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Sammi from Jersey Shore looking good as usual
http://www.alljerseyshore.net/2011/02/sammi-giancola-bebe-fall-2011-fashion.html
February 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Ummm, yeah, that’s what I meant. I’m fucking retarded. Next topic.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Dammit Rex.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Like a cork soaker?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Cocksmith vs. Cocksman
Yeeeeah, I don’t think I’m going to click on either one of those.
Instead, I’ll remind everyone what Aubrey O’Day’s ass looks like: http://www.killahbeez.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/aubreyodayplayboypictures0051.jpg
NSFW and probably photoshopped.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
You wish it were so easy.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Yeeeeah, I don’t think I’m going to click on either one of those.
Urban Dictionary tis all you’ll find behind those links.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
True. But whateva.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
In our drunken stupor, we estimated that the Volkswagen Jetta directly below us was small enough that we could “throw” the TV far enough that it would clear the car. No problem, right? 4 strapping guys giving it the old college try?
Even in our drunken state, the 3 of us that didn’t own the TV knew it was a gamble that was unlikely to work and stepped back from the ledge a bit. The instigator of this whole expedition would not be denied the satisfaction of a 50 foot tumble for his beloved TV. We all began walking toward the door inside to figure out and new plan when he turned around, screamed like a wild Indian and shoved the TV over the edge.
The sound that followed was one that I’ll never forget. I imagine it’s similar to what a German soldier who had been mustard gassed sounded like… or something like that.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Or not photoshopped, but definitely touched up.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
That’s awesome. Did you know the owner of that pussy car?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
As what some might call a Photoshopsmith, that’s a lot of work right thur.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Holy crap, I go to lunch and come back and theres 750+ comments? I’m so proud of you all.
28 year old financial analyst for an energy company
February 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Next topic.
You wish it were so easy.
True. But whateva.
Coop still gets gay jokes and it’s been nearly a year since he admitted to kissing a guy once.
The funny thing is Taguchi told a story once about kissing a guy too and I don’t think one person called him ‘gay’.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Sammi from Jersey Shore looking good (no) as usual (never)
/she needs 30 grit sandpiper for those pores. Her face looks like it was chiseled on Mouth Rushmore. Her legs look like the Toomer’s Oaks before the poison, and the FUPA she’s carrying tells me she needs Spanx
/Paul Redford
February 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
I was somewhat disappointed by her spread in Playboy.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
48″ of Zenith’s finest quality was firmly planted directly on the hood of the car. The airbags went off. The doors all opened. The windshield was no more. The engine block dropped off the car. The front axle detached. And yet, the car alarm did not engage.
Immediately, panic ensued. 5 stories of bird netting had been torn down and now littered the ground at the feet of the car. We ran inside and hoped for the best.
The best part came the following morning as a level of stupidity unseen to me at that point came into clear vision.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
SC, you were that tv shover, weren’t you? It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.
/it is your fault
February 17th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Awesome.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
That is gay. I mean, I just mixed up two words. I was only off my two letter. Still, my mix up is pretty funny.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
/standing ovation
February 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
You guys pick today to flaunt all this Aubrey around. Please, for the love of God, stop. I’m dying right now.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
it’s a nice tush, but it’s not worthy of the pantheon.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
CLIFFhanger
February 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
The funny thing is Taguchi told a story once about kissing a guy too and I don’t think one person called him ‘gay’.
That’s cause he’s got “zip.”
February 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
it’s a nice tush, but it’s not worthy of the pantheon.
Agreed. But I’d still like to shake hands with it.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
So, like, we’re just here protesting the unfunny stroke post, right?
/i like stroke posts.
//watsonian’d
February 17th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I guess if anyone would know….
/asses and puppies’d
February 17th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
well, might as well throw a random ass shot in here. (SFW)
February 17th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Damn it SC…..I have lunch plans….come on!
February 17th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Ok I’m going to pick up lunch. If you guys aren’t to at least 850 by the time I get back, I’ll be severely disappointed.
/realizes no one gives a shit if I’m disappointed. Oh well.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
At 7 am, I was awoken by a “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!” that I’ll never forget. The patio door was open and our friend’s roommate was on the porch smoking a cigarette. The owner of the car looked up and saw him sitting there and began inquiring how his car had met such an unfortunate fate. The roommate’s response?
“I don’t know dude. You know, maybe a Best Buy plane flew over and it fell out or something.”
What? I don’t think I had laughed as hard to that point in my life or to now as I did at that moment? It wasn’t because of the reply, it was because he was so serious about it. He actually believed it was a legitimate cause for such an unfortunate disaster. The owner simply shrugged it off as a hungover college student.
The aftermath was pretty simple. The police came and inquired, threatened to perform DNA tests on the TV but had no proof as to who launched the television. I’m pretty sure that car sat in the lot for at least a month before being towed.
My question was always… How do you explain that to your insurance company?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Change probably to definitely
February 17th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Haven’t commented in over a year, but in a show of solidarity with all TBLers trying to reach 1,0000 comments on the Roundup…just doing my part to help.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
At 7 am, I was awoken by a “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!” that I’ll never forget. The patio door was open and our friend’s roommate was on the porch smoking a cigarette. The owner of the car looked up and saw him sitting there and began inquiring how his car had met such an unfortunate fate. The roommate’s response?
“I don’t know dude. You know, maybe a Best Buy plane flew over and it fell out or something.”
What? I don’t think I had laughed as hard to that point in my life or to now as I did at that moment? It wasn’t because of the reply, it was because he was so serious about it. He actually believed it was a legitimate cause for such an unfortunate disaster. The owner simply shrugged it off as a hungover college student.
The aftermath was pretty simple. The police came and inquired, threatened to perform DNA tests on the TV but had no proof as to who launched the television. I’m pretty sure that car sat in the lot for at least a month before being towed.
My question was always… How do you explain that to your insurance company?
/moderated
February 17th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
to be fair, we’d probably get to 850 regardless if you wanted us to or not.
70ish more comments? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit…that’s nothin.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
well, might as well throw a random ass shot in here. (SFW)
Yesterday was hump day, but why not.
/NSFWish
February 17th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Speaking of nice tush’s…
This
February 17th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
1,0000 -9,000 = 1,000 comments.
New Math’d
February 17th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Quality story.
Off to lunch!
February 17th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
WOuldn’t they fingerprint the TV? Am I overanalyzing this?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I’m running to Potbelly. I will be back so we can make to 1000.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
this rump is still my favorite. not too small, not too big…just perfect.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Geeezeus!!!! That is all I have to say!
February 17th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Yesterday was hump day, but why not.
/NSFWish
February 17th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Let me know when you’re done posting ass-related links to blocked web sites.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I’m sure they did. The threat of DNA testing was always laughable. How do you DNA test a TV? Plus, the fingerprints would have to be on file for them to match it. The guy that tossed it didn’t live there and didn’t have a record.
Somehow, I think this type of crime in a college town has far too many possible culprits for it to be deemed important enough to solve. Especially with Pierre Pierce and Darrell Johnson-Koulianos running around… fuck.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Girl #6 now tries to rescue women from porn careers.
/I mean…never seen her before
February 17th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Now that’s a place with some fine sandwiches!
February 17th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Guys: rather have a girl with large ass and small chest or other way around?
/team big ass small breasts
February 17th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Girls by the pool in #26 is my fave.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
lol.
we can move back to puppies…that was more fun, anyways.
/no homo
February 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
COllege cops are pretty lazy when it comes to following through on incidents such as these. They’ll get all over the breaking up of parties and issuing drunk and disorderlys though.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
and this is queen ass, btw.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I agree spence, that’s a great ass. That’s about the same size as my girlfriend’s ass. I love it, but she thinks it’s too small. I keep telling her no way, but she still wants a bigger one.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Let me know when you’re done posting ass-related links to blocked web sites.
Here’s a gallery of cute cats/dogs.
/site still probably blocked for you
February 17th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Spence, that looks just like my white Husky when she was a pup. A living, breathing, killing machine of a pup.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I prefer small ass and medium chest. Large ass means they will balloon to 220 after kids.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
also, in that gallery…4 and 17 are my favorites.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
lol
February 17th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
must for cat/dog cuteness.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
175 to go. Anyone got more nonsense related stuff or do we actually have to talk about sports? Here’s one, ladies you can probably disregard though:
- Do you need the home toilet advantage when taking care of your business?
/didn’t use a public crapper until age 18
//roommate refuses to use public crapper
February 17th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Spence what causes your hatred for all things Michigan? I understand the OSU – MU rivalry but why do you hate everything about Michigan?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Ha!
I will wait till I get home if I possibly can. If I need to go, I take my talents to a different floor so I dont run into anyone I know.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
she seriously wounded a cat after knocking it off the top of my 7′ privacy fence, watched it knock a flying bird down and kill it, 20+ moles that ill-advisedly tried to cross my yard one night after their borough was destroyed, 2 gophers, a squirrel, 2 chipmunks. Her other hobby was kicking the shit out of my male Husky who had her by 30lbs.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
I use the one at work a lot. For some reason my poop schedule has me going just around when I get off work. So by then most of the office is gone and before I head over to the gym I do my business. I’ve found it saves me a lot in toilet paper costs.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
If I gotta go, I gotta go and it doesn’t matter where. I’m a little weird at work though, I’ll go to the bathroom on the other side of my building instead of the wing I work in. And once in the bathroom, I ALWAYS go into the larger handicapped stall and will go on a bathroom stall hunt just to find an open large stall.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Hahaha, fantastic.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Me too. My office has Quilted Northern. I’ve been known to pilfer a roll or two as well.
I think the worse place I’ve ever dropped a heat rock is Wrigley Field. Worse than any bar. My roommates in college that were frat guys had a bathroom in their house that actually had 3 toilets in there… no stalls. Dudes would actually go in there and just crap next to each other. I found that VERY odd.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Agreed. Plus, you never have to worry about clogging it up.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
The Cadillac of Shitters. It’s a no brainer.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
I take my talents to the handicapped stall at work every morning.
Handicap stall > any others
February 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
No way in hell I would ever do that. That is just not happening.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
This
February 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Bingo. An elevator ride to a deserted, corner bathroom is my move. I don’t take smoke breaks, so…
February 17th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
She sounds like a bitch, both literally and figuratively.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Do you need the home toilet advantage when taking care of your business?
Generally I try to wait until I get home from work unless I’m having to take a hangover shit in the middle of the day.
I was thinking about this the other day, but what kind of people take a shit in a bar or restaurant? I don’t think I would unless I was prairie dogging.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Oh god damn it. A shitting conversation? It’s fucking lunch time. Knock it off, dick bags.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
The small stall is tiny, I’ve done it in there once and that’s why I’ll never do it again. I need to feel comfortable, not cramped.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
That is odd, however…
All bets are off.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
One thing I don’t like is when someone is on the pot and I enter the bathroom to go #1. Then that person flushes and comes out of the damn stall to identify themselves as the pooper. Seriously dude, just wait until I leave I don’t like having that awkward eye-to-eye-you just crapped moment.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
sometimes dinner just doesn’t agree with you and it has to come out RIGHT AWAY…
February 17th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
I did this one time. A buddy, who also worked with, was in a stall, so I took the one right next to him. He didn’t know it was me. I proceeded to grunt and mutter to myself for his duration. It was hard to suppress my tears. When I got back, he immediately called me to tell me of his ordeal.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Oh god damn it. A shitting conversation? It’s fucking lunch time. Knock it off, dick bags.
Sportsgal I bet is a home shitter only.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Ditto.
/How’d we get here?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
yeah i’m outta here. good luck getting to 1000.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Cleet, I’m in a classroom on my day off doing observations and I just laughed out loud. This is hilarious and I totally agree.
“Identify themselves as the pooper,” – that’s what did it.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
sometimes dinner just doesn’t agree with you and it has to come out RIGHT AWAY…
I’ve shat in an airport before but I guess I’ve just never felt the absolute need to in a restaurant and especially not a bar.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Yep, I always wait until the bathroom is empty before leaving the stall. I hate being identified so I’ll glady wait it out.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I called her White Devil. Cleo for short.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I’m going to guess Butters has you beat
February 17th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Nothing beats road trips as part of a sports team. We used to sneak into each others’ hotel rooms, take a #2, not flush and crank the heater. Preferably before heading to the morning skate.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
I heard there was a party going on right here.
/Kool and the Gang’d
February 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Every single person here smiled broadly at this.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Nothing beats road trips as part of a sports team. We used to sneak into each others’ hotel rooms, take a #2, not flush and crank the heater. Preferably before heading to the morning skate.
Yes I imagine this sort of things happens in pro and semi-pro sports leagues a lot.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Offer a topic of conversation SG. I’m running out of ammo here.
- Weirdest item you’ve ever found in someone else’s home?
- Worst apartment you ever had? Descriptions are necessary and need to be thorough.
Seriously, I’m running on fumes here.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
chuckled even
February 17th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
I think the worst place I did it had to be tailgating at an Eagles game in 2009 in December. The coffee/Yuengling/hot dog mixture at 11:30am was not smart in hindsight. That porto potty will never be the same.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Christ I’m hungry.
/2 hours to go
February 17th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Here’s a non-poop issue. Our admin assistant has fucking WERTHER ORIGINALS in her candy dish. It’s taking all my willpower not to pillage that thing clean….
February 17th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Dudes would actually go in there and just crap next to each other. I found that VERY odd.
No way in hell I would ever do that. That is just not happening.
cue pic of mrej punching a grumpy with his army buds. who’s got the pic?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
/calls bullpen
//comes up to mound
///pats SC on the ass
////takes the ball
/////crowd applauds
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
the arrogance of the state…from kid rock to ted nugent to eminem to michigan football fans, the state is as white trash as it gets. they can’t do shit without someone better holding their hand and they think their football is so much fucking better than ohio’s even tho michigan is still holding onto pre-WW ONE wins and all their best players come from here.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I crapped in a porto at the Indy 500. Wrigley was still worse. At least the porto-John had a door.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Also rememebered I dropped anchor at a strip club one time.
/hangs head in shame
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I’d be cool just grabbing one, but good luck. Is the admin assistant worth pillaging instead?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
when it comes to poop, im a road warrior.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
I find myself usually shitting in my office bathroom. I love shitting at home, but sometimes that’s now how things work out.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
It’s taking all my willpower not to pillage that thing clean….
I don’t have willpower. Those things would be gone by now in my office. We had some generic version a couple of weeks ago (who knew that existed?) and I scarfed on them even though they tasted like the ones that had been rejected by Werther’s quality control
February 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Weirdest item you’ve ever found in someone else’s home?
Went to a friends apartment after he and wife had seperated dude was single and had a vibrator. It freaked me out just a little.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
- Worst apartment you ever had? Descriptions are necessary and need to be thorough.
My senior year of college. I had an roommate, in a two bedroom, two bathroom, 1,000 sq. ft. apartment just a short drive from campus. Paint was peeling all over the outside, the hot water heater was located in and took up the entire pantry, a pipe burst in the apartment above us one night and flooded my roommate’s bathroom and bedroom. Constant dead roaches absolutely everywhere, no matter how many times we exterminated (this was probably because of the people above us who were filthy), a constant mildew smell due to a contractors deciding not replace an exterior wall portion which in turn led to water seeping into the living room by the bucketfull every time it rained. And management never did anything.
We also had a field mouse get into our apartment one time. We couldn’t catch it and the management wouldn’t help. Finally one night my roommate and I trapped it in the hall closet where it suffocated inside a pillow, which we promptly threw out.
I didn’t really realize how disgustingly horrible that place was until after I moved out.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
when it comes to poop, im road beef
/Fixed for I don’t know what but it makes me laugh
February 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
That’s a big Negative Ghost Rider. Her name is Barb…..enough said.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Entrance music?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
There is a lot of white trash in Michigan. But I’m not sure why you call the state arrogant. Don’t let U of M fans cloud your judgement.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Ok JCK. I’m going to do it. You’ve clammored for it long enough. I’m making the TBL community spreadsheet. Tell me what you people want on it. This thread is filled with so much information that it’s just time for it to happen. I’ll start with:
- Alias
- Tenure
- Employment
- Team Affiliations
- Nemesis(es)
- Memes associated with
February 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
I’ll give the honors to Spence… My choices would make him want to hunt me down.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
i dunno about yall, but i don’t root thru my friends’ shit lookin for pocket rockets.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Yesterday, I absolutely crushed the Volvo lobby’s basket of Bulls-Eyes, the delicious Goetze Caramel Cremes.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
My first apartment was in a very bad part of town. Someone broke in once, but only stole a frozen pizza and our wine. The apartment down the row was vacant but had the front window broken from the inside out but with blood on the walls. Good times.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
This is a good start.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
iron maiden’s the trooper or rush’s working man.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Last year in Mexico, Payaso and I found Spencer’s shoe lifts in his carry-on luggage.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Clearly a French person desperate for any source of cheese.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
February 17th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
OH helllllll to the yes. All day with those.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Booker T and the MGs – Green Onions
February 17th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Oh, how about a column for teams/players we hate?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Hobbies? Music prefernces? Location?
February 17th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
- Alias: ms621
- Tenure: been here since the Cowherd incident, so bout 3 or 4 years now.
- Employment: College administrator
- Team Affiliations: Astros, Rockets, Texans, SMU, Texas.
- Nemesis(es): I heard Rollo called me a bitch once when I wasn’t around. But I don’t think we’ve been formally nemesis’d.
- Memes associated with: n/a I guess.
/humanized further.
//not giving out facebook information though.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
I DON’T LIKE THIS MEME ANYMORE!!! IM 6′!!!
/runs away crying
February 17th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Location is a good one.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Entrance music?
The Ocean – Led Zeppelin
February 17th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
You’re the goto history buff, not sure if that’s a meme or not.
February 17th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Alias: Geeezeus
- Tenure: ~ 1 year
- Employment: Director of Finance
- Team Affiliations: Oilers, Jaguars, Vancouver Grizzlies, Blue Jays, Saskatchewan Roughriders
- Nemesis(es):
- Memes associated with:
February 17th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
February 17th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
You’re the goto history buff, not sure if that’s a meme or not.
I don’t think it is. I chat up history from time to time, but I don’t make a habit of bringing it up every day.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
My quote thing really fucked up, but I think you can figure it out SC. Oh, employment=Editor
February 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Watsonian
Meme 8—> Cocksmith
February 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Two very random selections, but I can’t decide between this (0:58 mark) or this (intro).
February 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Ha. Reminded me of another story. I turned on the oven one day(same apartment) to cook a pizza. This horrendous smell started coming from the kitchen. I open up the oven and discover a piece of rotting meat with maggots. Turns out my roomate put a roast in there to thaw and forgot about it.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
DON’T LIKE THIS MEME ANYMORE!!! IM 6′!!!
IIRC from that picture at the Iowa-Ohio St game this would make SC about 8′ tall
February 17th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
That’s…..disgusting.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Also… I live in CA, like playing poker and craps, and enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset (ok, not that last part but it sounded good)
February 17th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Watsonian
Meme 8—> Cocksmith
+1.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
6’5″… but my feet are starting to flatten out a little so I might be shrinking in the next 5 years a little. I was definitely the tallest attendee to that event though.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Are we trying to get the roundup to 1000 comments?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
99 more people! 99! DO IT FOR WAYNE!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
The worst was trying to get the smell out of the apartment.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
That tall AND that hairy? How much did you get called bigfoot growing up?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Are we trying to get the roundup to 1000 comments?
Yep. The determination was made somewhere around comment 340 or so.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
- Alias – bitch in heels? spinstergal?
- Tenure – jan 2007 – now
- Employment – contractor, look for full time
- Team Affiliations – chicago
- Nemesis(es) – some guy who doesn’t comment here anymore (the412), mrejr previously but we get along fine these days, irish back in the day
- Memes associated with – i think i was part of a bj meme, a bewb secks meme… I think that’s it
February 17th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I’m a glass half-full kinda guy. I prefer to think that Spencer is likely just 3’8″.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
- Alias jb49ers
- Tenure: 3yrs
- Employment: retirement analyst
- Team Affiliations: Sf 49ers, Lakers, LSU
- Nemesis(es): None
- Memes associated with
February 17th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
- Alias: Senator Jersey aka JerseyYo!
- Tenure: A little less than two years
- Employment: Finance Analyst, Senator
- Team Affiliations: Notre Dame, Yankees, Jets, Knicks, Liverpool, Dortmund, all things USA, Germany MNT for soccer
- Nemesis(es): Let’s put it like this: they aren’t with us anymore
- Memes associated with: /dougies, /_____._____. All that jazz.,
February 17th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
- Memes associated with – i think i was part of a bj meme, a bewb secks meme… I think that’s it
Yes I remember this now. You said you’d let you guy have boob sex with you but you’d stare at him weird the entire time. Which, if you ask me, is kind of a mood killer.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I was definitely the tallest attendee to that event though.
But Lefty’s like 3’4″, right?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Assumed SC was 6’7″ish.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Alias: In some circles they call me Shaun
Tenure: Goes back to the Cowherd thing if memory serves
Employment: Subject to change
Team Affiliations: The Super Bowl champs, White Sox, Bulls, Badgers, Team Discovery Channel
Nemesis(es): Exercise, Viking fans
Memes associated with: So far, so good
February 17th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Yeah, mine is kinda the same. Sucks. We’ve lost more in the last 3-4 months than ever. That’s autonomy though.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
No no no. I said I would think the guy is weird for wanting bewb secks as opposed to the other stuff. I didn’t say I’d give him the evil eye while he was flailing around between my bewbs.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
/pukes
February 17th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Oh, forgot to add Real Madrid to my team affiliations. And I’m 6’3″ if you’re including height too.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
No no no. I said I would think the guy is weird for wanting bewb secks as opposed to the other stuff. I didn’t say I’d give him the evil eye while he was flailing around between my bewbs.
Mea culpa.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I think a girl could talk me out of bewb secks if necessary.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I’ll give it a go:
- Alias JHS, JHScramble or Harbaugh, and for a week, We are Sparty’s Bitch
- Tenure – Started reading after Cowherd, I believe I started commenting in 2008. It was a simpler time, Wings cup run, Favre was on the Jets, Kimbo Slice was on national TV, couldn’t log in after summer 2009, returned for the 2010 NFL draft.
- Employment – Attorney
- Team Affiliations – Michigan for college and Detroit for professional
- Nemesis(es)Soccer.
- Memes associated with – hating everything, swearing a lot.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
- Alias Cleet
- Tenure: 1.5 years commenting, 4 years reading
- Employment: D-I college athletic administrator
- Team Affiliations: The U, Patriots, Mets, UConn bball, Charlotte Hornets, Hartford Whalers
- Nemesis(es): Blankman (but I think we’re good now)
- Memes associated with: SBTB
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
OK, I’ll give in and try to help the drive for 1000:
- Alias – n/a
- Tenure – ummm…. year and half maybe? don’t remember.
- Employment – sellin fish in Compton
- Team Affiliations – O’s, Hoyas, Hurricanes football, NFL agnostic
- Nemesis(es) – n/a… I think I hated YYSA for a day about a year ago
- Memes associated with – nothing. meme jacker
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Alias
- Tenure a few years
- Employment commercial real estate lender
- Team Affiliations Texans, Colts, Baylor, Katy Tigers
- Nemesis(es) – anything big 10 related
- Memes associated with- dont know what a meme is
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Please add Butters to my motherfucking nemesis section!!
/THE SIX TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPS
//ok might be a little bitter, lol
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
And boob sex is not necessarily instead of other types of sex, it’s in addition to.
/marathon man.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
who started the ass calipers meme (aka the greatest meme of all time)?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Why do I want to say NDub?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
+ 1 Lemon Tree
February 17th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
who started the ass calipers meme (aka the greatest meme of all time)?
Vezina did. And he’s very proud of it.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
JHS, what kind of law? I’m in IP litigation myself, but a paralegal
February 17th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
The Steelers existed long before the Super Bowl…10 > 6
/Does the Belt
February 17th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
- Alias ~ phillymantis915
- Tenure ~ less than a month, but reading the site/comments since ’07
- Employment ~ Equity Analyst
- Team Affiliations ~ Phillies, Eagles, Penn State, Flyers, Sixers, also like Arsenal & Dutch soccer
- Nemesis(es) ~ None yet
- Memes associated with ~ n/a
February 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
That’d be me. I’d link the thread but the archives are toasted. It was in a PM Roundup in Aug of 2008. It started with this story:
Guy that lived on my dorm floor freshman year had a thing for fat girls. He would call or text us at 2 am or around there to let people know he was bringing back a heffer. He would then, during sex, have the goal of getting them to yell, “WHOSE MOM BAKES THE BEST COOKIES!” It was disturbingly hilarious.
Vezina and I then started the conversation on to judge an ass size.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Is he still alive?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Memes associated with . . . team fire crotch
February 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
- Memes associated with ~ n/a
It seems like Mantis Tobaggon and you could get a nice nemesis thing going. Especially since he’s a Pittsburgh guy.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Only Super Bowls count, sorry.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Memes associated with . . . team fire crotch
Geeezeus filled that in for you earlier. And it wasn’t team fire crotch.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
he was on Twitter going back and forth with TBL earlier.
Funnah how everyone has a different opinion on who started ass calipers.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
What?! The guy that constantly types in semicolons? The person who annoyingly changes his commenter name every 3 days? GTFOutta here.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
My background in is IP law, but I do real property law.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I’m a software engineer. I was about to argue that I’m not actually as big of a nerd as that seems, but then I remembered tonight is my fantasy baseball league’s winter meeting. We have a winter meeting.
On the plus side, it’s here.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
/looks the other way
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
We’ve lost some steam. If we make it to 1,000 we’ll be limping.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
What?! The guy that constantly types in semicolons? The person who annoyingly changes his commenter name every 3 days? GTFOutta here.
He claims that he did. Quite often in fact.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Voluntary retirement, now one of those who just exists on The Twitter
That existed back when I was in college, no one here invented it
February 17th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Just got back from lunch, and missed a ton. we are getting close.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
SG is trying to get a new nemesis!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I’m kind of liking where this is going.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
why was i moderated!?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Favorite Vegas hotel to stay in? Favorite to gamble in?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
/second’d
February 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Never been to Vegas. Been to Shreveport and New Orleans several times though.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I could see this happening…
/fuck the Steelers & Pens
//who gives a shit about the Pirates
February 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
That reminds me, NDub used to hate me too. I think everyone here at one point (except maybe the girls) hated me. Maybe still does hate me.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
February 17th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Thats annoying, I cut way back on who I was following on Twitter because it got to be too much following all you nerds. We need a Lost: The Movie to bring the Dub back.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
No way. Pre SB champs count.
As for NDub, he is taking a break, or that was the last I heard.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Bellagio to stay, ph/Bellagio/Wynn are favorit to gamble in.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
I can’t believe a shitting conversation went on here without me.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Only been once. So Caesars. Encore.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Ron Mexico has gone heel: @CRM_Stephen Boo hoo there’s a video on the internet making fun of someone.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
SC – you and Vezina talked about big asses but I don’t believe either of you came up with the specific ass caliper term. I should have printed out that thread.
/DAMN YOU, ARCHIVES!!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
/parachutes in supply drop
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
NDub’s stories about his crazy cougar neighbor who he hooked up with once while drunk were priceless.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I’m a big fan of your rants.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
On the toilet I assume?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
You are quick to call a person a pussy, I’ll tell you that much. Alas, I can not hate a fellow GRRM fan.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Impossible. I think you had more of a problem with NDub than the other way around.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
/fuck the Steelers & Pens
//who gives a shit about the Pirates
February 17th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I just assumed you were probably having one of your multiples while the discussion went on.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
- Alias = formerly consultantnomo
- Tenure = cowherd
- Employment = entrepreneur (ecomm strategist since businesses first moved to the web)
- Team Affiliations = cleveland teams, tOSU (alum), and…PSU
- Nemesis(es)= CRM
- Memes associated with = Cougar Hunter/Seducer of Womens (fading due to time-consuming relationship)
February 17th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
This shit out in Wisconsin is hilarious. They were supposed to have the vote today on the bill for public/government workers, except for the fact that NONE OF THE DEMOCRATS SHOWED UP TO VOTE!!! They need at least one democrat to hold the vote, so they can’t do shit until they find one. They actually have the police out looking for senators right now, fucking hilarious.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Vez is the shit, legendary commenter. Good freelancer too.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
/poopmaster’d
I actually know you so I don’t think I qualify. Diesel, too. Hockey brings people together! YAY!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
I think you had more of a problem with NDub than the other way around.
I’ll opine that this seems likely. I thought NDub hated me, too, but then he called me brah and said he was only joking
February 17th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
You know who fucking sucks? The people in my county who are Steelers, Penguins, and PHILLIES fans. Pick a city you miserable pieces of shit front runners.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Gamble: Harrahs (cheap tables, great eye-candy, servers usually on the ball)
Stay in: Anywhere on the strip.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
pretty sure dirt did not like me, or at least thought i was a racist.
vegas is a butt whip
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
How can you be a fan of both? And is the “(alum)” thing a shot at spence?
/if so, high five
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
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This shit out in Wisconsin is hilarious. They were supposed to have the vote today on the bill for public/government workers, except for the fact that NONE OF THE DEMOCRATS SHOWED UP TO VOTE!!! They need at least one democrat to hold the vote, so they can’t do shit until they find one. They actually have the police out looking for senators right now, fucking hilarious.
Something like this happened here in Texas about 8 years ago. The state House and Senate were to due to vote on a redistricting bill which was going to screw over Democrats pretty badly. So the entire Democratic delegation left the state and went to Oklahoma. Neither house of the legislature could vote because they didn’t have a quorum.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Some commenters will maintain that he went heel with his dumping on cleveland post.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I’m waiting patiently for the phone call telling me that I’m next in line to be in charge what with the government being AWOL…no word if Scott Walker’s in an underground bunker currently
That’s funny about the police protection, any of them get injured on the job and they’ll have to contribute part of their hospital costs once his bill gets passed
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Nobody cares what a Lions fan has to say
February 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Oh yeah I forgot that about NDub. He called people brah and said things like ‘holla at ya boy’. Yeah maybe he can stay retired.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Rex I thoht your meme was just the website design guru guy
February 17th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I don’t think so. He was the one making all those “if I wanted your mouth I would have jiggled my zipper” comments. Like, constantly.
CJ – My pet peeve was when people I followed on Twitter wrote the same things there as they did here. I’ve stopped myself from doing that. SC? Not so much.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
pretty sure dirt did not like me, or at least thought i was a racist.
He didn’t like you and definitely thought you were a racist.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Alias: bcan83
Tenure: Reading since 2007 started commenting last week, lol
Employment: Financial Services
Team Affiliations: Avid fan of Pirates, Steelers, Duquesne; not as avid but root for Penguins, Mavericks, Tottenham
Nemesis: None
Meme: None
February 17th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Wow – thot? My new meme is types like a 13 year old
February 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
it used to be fun a couple years ago with the Cards/Cubs pissing matches.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
/starts handing out sparklers
February 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I don’t think so. He was the one making all those “if I wanted your mouth I would have jiggled my zipper” comments. Like, constantly
Some of that though was his fake Mel Gibson twitter persona.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
He didn’t like you and definitely thought you were a racist.
Yeah. I think “racist” is actually your meme menarky
February 17th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
NDub is awesome.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Someone NOOBier than me
February 17th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
NDub just appeared to be angry all the time thanks to the Mel Gibson avatar
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Someone NOOBier than me
/gets out plunger.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Spitting some hot venom, damn.
Seriously though, which county? At least on the East side of the state, we’re pretty committed to all Philly and hating Shitsburgh.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
so how the fuck am I going to pass time this afternoon?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Welcome to the suck.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
No Butters, the police aren’t “looking out” for the senators, they are “out looking” for them because they can’t find any of them, haha
I can’t wait until tomorrow morning and I get to fly home.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
He’s a tigers fan, so he must be good people.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
/Pours one out for tarbaby
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Does the entire fucking city of Pittsburgh just read TBL. Holy shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Did we make it?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Hahahaha!!
If there’s one thread I wish could come back from the dead archive grave, it’s the one about the chick that banged Steve Phillips.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
NDub just appeared to be angry all the time thanks to the Mel Gibson avatar
Absolutely! I always imagined everything he wrote being said in Mel voicemail timbre. It’s not the same when he writes on twitter
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
And it’s done. I’m spent.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
WOOHOO!!!!!
/hangs mission accomplished banner
//scratches out 2003, replaces with 2011
///runs around with sparklers
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
/DX crotch chopon being the 1000th Comment
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
PSU wasn’t always in the Big Ten, youngin’. From Ohio, never liked tOSU football as a kid, but was a PSU football fan due to family there. Went to tOSU and was assimilated. Younger brother is a PSU alum I’ve been to every tOSU/PSU game but absolutely loathe it’s very existence. Have PSU season tix and go to a couple of tOSU games a year. I’m a riddle…
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
@CRM_Stephen Boo hoo there’s a video on the internet making fun of someone.
yeah, YOU, CRM!!!
You look like Doug McKenzie getting a Moosehead from the local barlady, you hoser
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
It’s gotta be pretty close.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Ohhhhh fuck moderation
February 17th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
WOOT!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
is there a more legendary thread in TBL history? maybe the ambulance?
wOOt!!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I just went back to the TBL mainpage to see how the 1,000+ comments looks on the post. I felt like the family going out to the street to look at the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story.
/Major Award.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
/gets out plunger.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Shitting?
Not all precincts were reporting!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
guys, this was years ago. Long before the Mel Gibson tapes came out. Maybe even around the time he got arrested in the Hamptons.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Love that this was post 1,000
February 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Not anymore. Must’ve unmoderated a lot of comments. Bastards!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Seriously.
/glares at cleet
February 17th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
guys, this was years ago. Long before the Mel Gibson tapes came out. Maybe even around the time he got arrested in the Hamptons.
Well then he just has anger issues towards women I guess. Not unlike Mel Gibson.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
The ambulance was awesome but only like 15 comments concerned the ambulance. The Brook whatever her name is thread was epic beyond epic.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I’m not sure what is says about the productivity of my day when I came on TBL after lunch and just started reading all the comments from the round-up..Lol, Good job everyone so far
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
The ambulance was awesome but only like 15 comments concerned the ambulance. The Brook whatever her name is thread was epic beyond epic.
It really is. Everyone was on their A game in that thread.
So, 2,000?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Brazilian Porn post
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
There’s a few in Berks County and Ive heard that more exist in the area of State College.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
so how the fuck am I going to pass time this afternoon?
there’s a lot of empty seats available in the “I like to make fun of people who suffer medical incidents that will begin the downhill acceleration to my death by stroke” post, if you’re interested
February 17th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I’m an enigma of many interests. MLJ was where most of the cougaring stories were.
/weight-lifting cat photoshop ftw
February 17th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I think we now need a Lisk post breaking down the comments from this thread.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I remember passing that thread along to everyone at my office. I was laughing at my desk hard.
/Vader fistpump!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
I won’t stand for this attack. I was born in CT, my grandfather introduced me to sports and he taught me my Mets fandom. I moved to NC when I was young, Panthers didn’t exist so the Pats became my fball team, and I went to the U. All legit connections.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
One of my favorite CRM Photoshops was combining him and the South Park episode with Brazilian Fart Fetish Porn.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Too bad no one reads the comments
February 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Is that the soccer one? I usually have a stroke when watching that sport.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Just stopped by and saw that comments at 1K+. Started to read the last 40 or so, it’s like I’m at an Irish wake. What happened?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I love reading this site because it’s a melting pot for sports fans to interact w/o delving into an ESPN comment section. Every team/viewpoint seems to be represented and in turn your team will probably get busted on. It is more enjoyable than reading the same viewpoints (Pittsburgh fans) over and over again.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Where do I sign up to be adopted by JPQ?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
No way, won’t happen.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Is that the soccer one? I usually have a stroke when watching that sport.
that would work, especially in the “I’m Grant Wahl & I wanna run FIFA” post
February 17th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
The Stepfather was the best photoshop of all-time, Rex. MLJ’s archives being swallowed by Bloguin fucked that up.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Alias: ATL_Badger
Tenure: Reading about 3 years, commenting about a month
Employment: Paralegal
Team Affiliations: Badgers, Packers, Brewers, fair weather Bucks fan
Nemesis: I hated spence at first, because I happened to start commenting during a week when he was constantly shitting on the badgers, but turns out he’s not all that bad.
Meme: I’m the guy who still hasn’t figured out how to link to a website.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Oh yeah, good point
February 17th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
TBL commenters are known to get a little self-indulgent at times.
/epic thread, brah!’d
February 17th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Where do I sign up to be adopted by JPQ?
You could marry one of his daughters
/don’t think any of his kids are over 18.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
http://www.showbizgossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brooke-hundley.jpg
For you guys.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
It’s on my @rexdangerseeker Twitter background. Need to probably put up a site with all that stuff.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
garland: you need to get behind jersey & shatner. spencer moved away to be raised by feral cats
nemesis?
NEMESIS!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
My vote goes to the MLJ staff day at the strip club.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Sweet, we’re on our way to a TBL law firm…
Attorny: JHS
Paralegal: Broccoli, ATL_Badger
February 17th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
That one is actually still up. It’s under the LeBron to the Knicks photoshop.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Yup, sounds about right. Once you move beyond the five county Philly area (Bucks/Montgomery/Chester/Delco/Philly) it gets to be a bunch of mutts real quick.
However, Reading has the Reading Phillies, hence the Phillies fans.
Mercer County in Jersey is worse, half Philly, half NY fans. Ugh, can’t wait to move back to PA.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
There’s a lot of shit going on here, dude. We did determine that she didn’t kidnap herself though. Among your options are:
- Undershirts or no?
- People who sleep with socks on
- Furthermore, naked sleep or shorts?
- The death of the art of parallel parking
- Boxers, briefs or commando
- Buying used or new cars
- Root beers
- 401(k), 501(b) or how do you want to retire
- – Tap, bottled or do you own a Brita pitcher/water cooler for your water?
- There’s still a chance I might be a teacher so I’d like everyone’s take on this: Should cell phones be allowed in school?
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? (sure to get controversial)
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house?
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection?
Oh, and there’s a story about a TV landing on the hood of a Volkswagen.
/dusts hands
February 17th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
TBL commenters are known to get a little self-indulgent at times.
/epic thread, brah!’d
No idea what you’re talking about.
/throws out shoulder while excessively patting myself on the back.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
- Alias – none as of yet
- Tenure – 3 years (reading), 1 1/2 months (posting)
- Employment – unemployed, job searching
- Team Affiliations – Red Sox, Celtics, Sabres, Bills, Syracuse Orange, Manchester City
- Nemesis(es) – none yet but I am open to hate battles. I expect many friendly battles with Jersey during baseball season
- Memes associated with – none yet
February 17th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
What the fuck is going on here?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Has TBL made an appearance in this thread yet?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I’m sure SG or CJ could be the secretary.
/NDub’d
February 17th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Attorny: JHS
Paralegal: Broccoli, ATL_Badger
/pours one out for clueless Trey
//he still comments here pretty regularly
February 17th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Holy shit!! Over 1000 comments? What the hell is going on in here. ANyone wanna save me the trouble of reading this and give me the highlights?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
How much would someone have to pay you to root for the team you hate most?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Alias: Garland Greene
Tenure: Reading about 4 years, commenting somewhere between 2-3 years
Employment: Business Analyst/Process Engineer
Team Affiliations: Maple Leafs, Blue Jays, Raptors, Eagles,
Nemesis: I enjoy mocking SC for his questionable hockey knowledge
Meme: Soccer Baseball
February 17th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
/throws waffle
February 17th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Especially when you consider the the last 1,000 comment post was a stand-in over TBL’s quality of post for that day if I rem right.. this makes the 3rd 1,000 comment post right, first on on the night the Lakers won their Championship last year and 2nd the above mentioned post.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
How much would someone have to pay you to root for the team you hate most?
Not enough gold/guns in the world to get me to root for the Maple Leafs.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
TampaBo was on the top of his game during the Brooke Hundley post. I miss Tampa…
/SWMich represent
February 17th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Is Tamp Bo another Michigander?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
I’m still confused here. I feel like your most burning hatred should be with the Flames.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
For one game? $50-100
One season? maybe a grand?
A limited time? depends how long
Forever? not enough money in the world
February 17th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Pun intended?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Thanks SC.
I guess we are doing this…
Alias: BrawnyTom
Tenure: Reading since Cowherd, commenting over a year
Employment: Software developer
Team Affiliations: Steelers, Spurs, Pens when I care about hockey, Tottenham
Nemesis: Whoever encouraged Cap Rooney/ Irish to walk away
Meme: N/A
February 17th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
no sure, i know he went to college in Little Rock, but he definitely isn’t from there.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Holy shit!! Over 1000 comments? What the hell is going on in here. ANyone wanna save me the trouble of reading this and give me the highlights?
SC gave a decent summary earlier. But we’ve been all over the place. Summarizing the comments in this thread would take an entire post.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
He’s the only one Spencer likes.
/pours one out for Tampa’s Nachos Bell Grande blowjob story
February 17th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Yep
February 17th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Took the afternoon off to go laugh at kids in a children’s hospital
February 17th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
After the round up there was a lull in posts and we were on fire and raising the comment count. Someone tossed out the 1k number and we ran with it.
Find one of the a/s/l comments and fill it out. SC is creating our local inhabitant spreadsheet…
February 17th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
How much would someone have to pay you to root for the team you hate most?
If anybody from the Yankees or Red Sox front office is reading this (STAGE WHISPERS): I’m open to offers! For everybody else – no amount of money would ever make me root for the Red Sox or the Yankees
February 17th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I’m still confused here. I feel like your most burning hatred should be with the Flames.
I don’t hate the Flames so much as pity them, always in the shadow of their much better (at everything) cousins to the north.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I think everyone is still here. The last three posts have less than 20 comments on them combined.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I guarantee it’s because of the douche level of most Leaf fans. They’re fucking insufferable. I probably hate them more than Geez does.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
He got a new job. He still comes around from time to time. NDub, Lefty, and Sanders are the only ones that walked away I think. Dirt too.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
The mitten is well represented.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Alias: jck49erfan
Tenure: Reading, about 4 years, commenting just over 1
Employment: Promotional Marketing
Team Affiliations: Niners, Royals, Notre Dame
Nemesis: None….I think everyone likes me…or at least tolerates me.
Meme: Being a metro.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Took the afternoon off to go laugh at kids in a children’s hospital
+1 inappropriate auto-tune video.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
How much would someone have to pay you to root for the team you hate most?
Everyone makes the joke about rooting for the terrorists over the team you hate. I’m dead serious. I would get a Bin Laden jersey and paint my face if his team was playing Penn State or the Flyers.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Burn ward or Cancer patients? Seriously, what was up with the post…
/Sniped from Ole Miss bell tower
February 17th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Dirt too.
Dirt actually formally requested a ban. Does that count as walking away? More like suicid by EIC
February 17th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Can’t wait to hear the autotune on that.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
- No undershirt
- Nudist sleeper
- Boxers
- Bought a new truck last august
- Root beer sucks
- I drink any water there is
-Should cell phones be allowed in school? Whatever
- Should U.S. adopt the “one-child” policy as well? – I don’t give a fuck
- Do you make people take off their shoes in your house? – No
- LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? – I don’t care
February 17th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
He got a new job. He still comes around from time to time. NDub, Lefty, and Sanders are the only ones that walked away I think. Dirt too.
Fetch walked away also. Dirt walked away, came back briefly, and how has walked away again. Apparently in protest of Taguchi still not being allowed back.
FREE TAGUCHI!
February 17th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Damn ms you beat me to it.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Alias: guinnessgirl13
Tenure: since Cowherd
Employment: admin
Team Affiliations: All Tampa teams, USF, the U
Nemesis: Husband’s ex
Meme: none
February 17th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Oh, this is where everyone went. For a second I thought there was a boycott because of the stroke lady post.
Alias: s1rweeze
Tenure: When was the original Whitlock interview? 2006? So, that long.
Employment: Enrollment services at an online college but maybe not for much longer.
Team Affiliations: Vikings, Twins, Gophers basketball, Wild (sort of)
Nemesis: I have no idea, although I think I was partly responsible for NickP leaving for good. Good riddance.
Meme: I have no idea
February 17th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
He didn’t like you and definitely thought you were a racist.\
the feeling was mutual with dude.
i just make random animal observations from time to time. how he took it was his problem, i certainly did not mean it racial.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Damn. NDub left too?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I suppose I should do this as well…
Alias: arkbadger
Tenure: Cowturd
Employment: Landscape Architect
Team Affiliations: Razorbacks, Cardinals, Vikings
Nemesis: never understood people getting so worked up on the internet
Meme: the poopsmith
February 17th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
LCD, Plasma or rear-projection? Who in the blue hell would buy a rear-projection TV nowdays? Tube TVs are still better than those pieces of shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I looked at the ticket prices for a game last week. That’s insane what you people pay for a hockey game. My seats for the Hawks are 15 rows off the ice at the UC and they’re $95. I can’t even sit in the nosebleeds or get standing room at the ACC for that price.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
There’s probably a dollar figure out there that could convince me to root for the Cowboys or the Yankees on a short-term basis. However, when it comes to the New York Knicks and the Ottawa Senators, I cannot be bought.
February 17th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Nemesis: I have no idea, although I think I was partly responsible for NickP leaving for good. Good riddance.
He’s still making the odd appearance every now and then. As is Hef.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
You, sir, suck.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Alias: Mantis Toboggan
Tenure: Reading since Brooke Hundley. Posting since last January
Employment: Learning to take over my dad’s roofing business
Team Affiliations: Steelers, Penguins, Pistons, Penn State
Nemesis: Surprisingly, none I can think of, considering I’m from Pittsburgh. Everyone with a computer hates us.
Meme: I don’t know, I like to party
February 17th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Dammit Butters – you and I were nemesi for about a day many moon ago.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
When In Rome:
Alias: ReaderM
Tenure:Cowherd incident, only comment when I feel I can actually contribute
Employment:Hopefully about to start doing Pharmacy work with Air Force
Team Affiliations:Tampa Bay Buccaneers,NC State Wolfpack(casual fans of rest of sports,though SouthSide Chicago Teams always first)
Nemesis: None
Meme:Think only NC State fan here, my comment was the one Coop responded 2 that started whole Coop meme (Still feel bad about that)
February 17th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
You, sir, suck.
/amusingly, this got moderated
February 17th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I don’t hate the Penguins or you people. Just #87.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Oh yeah, Bo owns Izzo! And how’d you enjoy your Rose Bowl trip?
/Check and mate
February 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I want in. Attorney here.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Oh, under nemesis, how could I forget Butters? Natural enemy in the wild. Inexplicable and unforgivable that he’s a Packers AND White Sox fan, which is a shame since he seems like an alright guy otherwise.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
No you shouldn’t. In fact, pat yourself on the back.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
shit, whatever. that is now legendary, you sir deserve a firm handshake.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Revolucion in Madison, WI going on right now.
/Not really
Police are actually out trying to find Democrats who skipped town so they wouldn’t have to vote on a budget that teachers are not a fan of. No school the past two days because all of them called in sick.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
I don’t hate the Penguins or you people. Just #87.
I enjoy mocking SC for his questionable hockey knowledge
February 17th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Bo can suck a dick. How many final fours does he have? How many championships has he won? Izzo owns all of the big 10. I hope you all enjoy this one down year.
/and fuck the white sox
//maybe I do have a nemsis
February 17th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
It has to be. Who the fuck proposes in a crowded mall food court?
February 17th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I enjoy watching our minor league team playing their hearts out so far. 3-2 overall. Shame that Islanders game will be the most remembered.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Sweet, welcome angry. What kind of law? JHS and I are both in IP, idk what ATL_Badger is into though.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
/throws offshore platform
February 17th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
?
commercial litigation
February 17th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
I’m currently working in a hotel room right around the corner from the capitol so all I hear is honking horns and blowing whistles and chanting. These protesters are ridiculous, they’re protesting because now they have to pay into their own pension plans and because their collective bargaining rights are being reduced. They can still bargain over salary and hours, but they want to bargain over more pointless shit. And on top of that, schools out here are closing because their teachers are out here protesting instead of DOING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE BEING PAID TO DO, TEACH!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
/and fuck the white sox
Seconded.
/goddamn 2005 World Series.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Looks like all the momentum is starting to die in this thread.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
m currently working in a hotel room right around the corner from the capitol so all I hear is honking horns and blowing whistles and chanting.
Protests aside, how are you liking Mad-town so far?
February 17th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, I’m out for the day. Good day all.
/this place is dead anyway
February 17th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
My arm is already wrapped in ice, I did my post-game presser and I’m talking to the clubhouse guy about the local road beef.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
ms didn’t I see you make a Ryan bingham reference not too long ago? my gf just bought us tickets to see him in Tulsa on St. patty’s day. I’m pumped. I’ve seen him 3 or 4 other times, but i’m still pretty jacked about it. now I’m taking that friday off to watch basketball as well.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Yes, but we have learned that a late roundup moves the needle.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
He says it is where they met…she had me convinced.
/TBL likes us to keep it on topic guys
February 17th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
/this place is dead anyway
And the ‘fiddich is all gone too.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Good job keeping this thread going. What am I supposed to do for the remaining hour and 45 miutes I have at work?
February 17th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Answering my own question, there is no amount of money that could get me to root for the following: Yankees, Knicks, Lakers, anything LeBron related, Flyers, Maple Leafs, Senators, Canadiens, Jets, Cowboys, Duke, Georgetown, Pitt, Villanova, and any other big east team
February 17th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
It’s ok so far, but haven’t really gotten out much because of work. We might be heading out to walk around a bit this afternoon.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
oops on the italics. I think I’ll go look at more SI swimsuit photos and worship at the altar of Kate Upton.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
+1 on the nightwish, st. bear.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
WELL LETS GET IT FUCKING GOING AGAIN!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
You being back could help things…
February 17th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I’m still here.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
WELL LETS GET IT FUCKING GOING AGAIN!!!
Look at spencer trying to inject piss and vinegar back into the thread.
ms didn’t I see you make a Ryan bingham reference not too long ago?
I did indeed ark, but I was making a reference to George Clooney’s character from Up in The Air because of his character, according to the movie, spends 270 days a year traveling.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Creed: great band or greatest band?
/lawya’d
February 17th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
topic…athlete you’d most like to wipe from existence.
im going with paul pierce.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
BAM
February 17th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
to be fair, if i didn’t have a 90 minute meeting just now, we’d be at 1,500 already.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Looks like everyone’s leaving to go to another establishment.
/shit, they forgot to tell me
//probably on purpose
February 17th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
WELL LETS GET IT FUCKING GOING AGAIN!!!
I’m still around until another post lures me away. We need a topic to banter about, however. We’ve covered so much ground already, I don’t know what’s left.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
topic…athlete you’d most like to wipe from existence.
Back in the day it was Karl Malone.
Nowadays? Not sure, I guess I’ll go with Albert Pujols. I’m fucking sick of watching him hit moonshot home runs, and then staring it down while posing at the plate. No one calls him out on it ever!! Fuck I’d like to see him do that and then get a fastball in the ass the very next at bat.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Spence, you need to fill out the a/s/l survey for SC…
Jeff Kent
February 17th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Brett Favre
February 17th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
im pretty sure i was one of the first to respond…
wow. im not even a cards fan and im completely offended.
this usually is the problem…like a dog with bloat.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Looks like everyone’s leaving to go to another establishment.
/shit, they forgot to tell me
//probably on purpose
A Duquesne fan? I miss the good ole days of Danny Nee.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
wow. im not even a cards fan and im completely offended.
Do not care. Fuck that guy.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Jim Tressel
/your move spence
February 17th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
damn, just one? that is pretty tough. I’ll have to think about that.
was that his name in the movie? I haven’t seen it, obviously.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
And spencer, if the Indians were in the NL Central, you’d share my hate for Pujols. You don’t have to face him in divisional play every single year like we do.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
was that his name in the movie? I haven’t seen it, obviously.
His character’s name was Ryan Bingham.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
No hate for pujols. Not from me. But I hate everyone associated with the White Sux organization.
/I don’t really hate tressel
February 17th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
topic…athlete you’d most like to wipe from existence.
This is too easy for me: Jeter
February 17th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
if only i hated any of your teams rather than just have sympathy towards em.
fair enough…tho i still like polamalu, james harrison, haloti ngata and ed reed even tho they’re browns rivals. and one of my favorite college players ever was jake long from michigan.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I don’t really have any hate for cleveland either. Nor OSU. You can’t hate cleveland. All you can do is feel sorry for it.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Totally forgot about Ray Lewis. Delete his snitching ass.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
fair enough…tho i still like polamalu, james harrison, haloti ngata and ed reed even tho they’re browns rivals. and one of my favorite college players ever was jake long from michigan.
I’m not saying I can’t appreciate Pujols’ talent. The dude just gets away with a lot more than most players would and it’s complete bullshit. And then as an Astros fan, what do you think I hear most about the 2005 postseason? Not that we went to our first World Series ever, but that Pujols hit a monstrous home run against us in the NLCS. And yet there’s never a mention of Roy Oswalt’s equally impressive destruction of the Cardinals in the very next game, which was both the deciding game and the last game ever at old Busch Stadium.
So you can see where my hate comes from.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I know you appreciate line play, but something is very wrong with this comment.
Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you didn’t go to osu.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Dany Nee, the coach of my days in school: Coaching to live instead of living to coach. I’ll take it further. I miss the old Darelle Porter-Ralph Willard battles.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
yes, yes i can.
the only thing wrong with it is that michigan isn’t good anymore and now i feel like a bully whenever i rip on em. nothing makes a rivalry intensify like respect for the opponent.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Me too, although I demand to be a partner.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Pujols is as surly as Bonds, has nearly the same HR antics, he’s just not as awful as a teammate or hated by the media
February 17th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
You have to one step further. To intensify a rivalry you have to have hatred for them. I know this might sound silly, but the hatred and respect are linked.
Although, there are some players i straight up fucking hate and have no respect for.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Same thing happening with the Steelers. The Ravens are becoming a bigger rival than Cleveland, because Cleveland just isn’t relevant.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
- Alias: HeldOver, (aka ‘Hakim Drops the Ball’ in some circles)
- Tenure: since the Cowherd incident
- Employment: web producer at TV station (and future VP in a Jersey administration)
- Team Affiliations: Saints, Red Sox, Newcastle, Hornets, Notre Dame
- Nemesis(es): they came and went
- Memes associated with: almost always dropping a “/_____’d” to my posts
/Now you know’d
February 17th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I miss the old Darelle Porter-Ralph Willard battles.
Ha I definitely don’t miss Ralph Willard. When Danny was there I always thought DUQ should have changed their student section to Danny’s Dungeon. It could have been goth themed and had tombstones put up after every win with the score and team name on it.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
i really can’t argue with this. that said, id love for the browns to get good again and the rivalry to rekindle…there’s just something more vicious about cleveland and pit than pit and baltimore, who weren’t always rivals.
i have respect for kobe but still fucking hate him.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
You can’t see me now, but I’m pointing to the Final Four and National Championship banners hanging in Breslin. I’ll then walk over to Duffy Daugherty and point to our football national championship trophies. I’d ask you to show me Wisky’s, but alas, they do not exist.
/nemesis flames fanned
February 17th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
if you asked a wisky fan to show you something, they usually just pull down their pants and start masturbating in public.
you know the term “mopery?” it means exposing yourself to the blind…the first reported incident was at camp randall after the fans had a collective heart attack after blowing each other when the badgers got a first down midway thru the 3rd quarter.
/fuck wisconsin
February 17th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
/everybody rapes
February 17th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I’m a big fan, although I saw them in concert with the new singer, and I was a bit underwhelemed.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I agree too spence, I actually hope they come back up too, I’d like to see that.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Much respect for ATM
February 17th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
/high five
February 17th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
This used to not be a big deal…thanks a lot Pee-Wee Herman
February 17th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
there’s just something more vicious about cleveland and pit than pit and baltimore, who weren’t always rivals.
This is true. Had the Browns never left and had this run the last 10 years with Lewis, Reed, and company shit would’ve been full of hate.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
i think they’re one of those bands that’s just better in the studio.
my fav nightwish song.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
+infinity
/P&V’d
February 17th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
you know the term “mopery?”
I was reading up on the movie Casino last night. Danny DeVito’s character in that movie was based on mobster Anthony “The Ant” Spilotro, who while growing up in Chicago apparently was arrested many times for mopery.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
fixed and lol.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
But what about their influence on how people dressed?
/jpq’d
February 17th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Wouldn’t be too many tombstones, they’d assume it’s a crematory.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I was reading up on the movie Casino last night. Danny DeVito’s joe pesci’s character in that movie was based on mobster Anthony “The Ant” Spilotro, who while growing up in Chicago apparently was arrested many times for mopery.
fixed and lol.
Oh for shit’s sake. Can’t believe I did that. Thanks spencer.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Ha. That made me think of Revenge of the Nerds.
February 17th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Maybe you’re right. Volbeat opened for them, and stole the show.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
we need 9 more…can we get there as a group or am i going to haul this thread past 1,200 myself?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Don’t be a compiler, Spencre. If it comes in the flow of the thread that’s fine. Otherwise it will always feel dirty. Until the archives get scrubbed clean at the end of the day and then it won’t count anyway
February 17th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Fuck yo couch.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
See, I’m helping.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
We can get there, no sweat!
Is there an unofficial record for comments anyway?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
What’s funny is I was really sitting here trying to remember wtf Danny DeVito did in Casino
February 17th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
it’s a futon, bro.
yea, good point. the last thing id want is to become the paul molitor of commenting.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
We’ll get there.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I didn’t know you spoke Canadian stark
February 17th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I haven’t left this thread all day, does that count for anything?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
+1 coke problem
February 17th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Oh please don’t let there be any moderated comments!
/Team 1200
February 17th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
What’s funny is I was really sitting here trying to remember wtf Danny DeVito did in Casino
I think I screwed up in my head while writing that because I get Pesci’s character in Casino (Nicky Santoro) confused with his character in Goodfellas (Tommy DeVito) because they are essentially the same character.
/digging myself out of a hole.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Ass, boobies, or legs? Feels dirty, but that’s bound to get us there.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I only left for 15 minutes to pick up a delicious Potbelly sandwich
February 17th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
+1
February 17th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I didn’t know you spoke Canadian stark
Ha! I had that same thought when I saw it. I was planning to say something about the Canadian doppelganger (fan of THE Ontario State University, maybe?) if anybody called me on it
February 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
yea, good point. the last thing id want is to become the paul molitor of commenting.
Or Bert Blyleven.
/puts up fetch bat signal.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
ass, legs, boobs in that order.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
It’s a generational thing I think. Those who watched the S.O.S. (Same old Steelers) get pummeled by the Browns in the 50s and 60s still consider the Browns #1. The Browns haven’t finished with a higher record or gone further in the playoffs than the Steelers since 1989 so the younger fans view the Ravens as the bigger rival.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Same here. I keep refreshing the main page to see what else is out there, but nothing can beat what we’ve had going here.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I think we know spence’s answer.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
lolz.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
I think we know spence’s answer.
1) Acting ability
2) everything else
February 17th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Ass, boobies, or legs? Feels dirty, but that’s bound to get us there.
ass, legs, boobs in that order.
I used to say boobs, legs, ass. But now it’s kind of a context driven thing based on the girl. I really just appreciate the female form without ranking which body part I think more highly of.
That being said, I love big titties.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Boobies, legs, ass
February 17th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
this has a lot to do with it, but regardless, the browns, if they were good, would be a better rivalry.
maryland has no football history, but western PA and ohio is considered the breadbasket of football. just look at how quickly PSU/OSU heated up…if penn state was always in the big ten, ohio’d hate them as much as michigan.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Ass, boobies, or legs?
FACE, ass, legs, boobies. Like I’ve said though, I’m kind of like smart Costanza about the ladies, i.e., “What are the odds this happens again?” Gotta take em where they are, you know?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
wow…that’s going back.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
This is probably true.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
maryland has no football history
Johnny Unitas hates you, hippy
February 17th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
yeah I acan agree with that to an extent. Myself, I know that the Browns are a great rival, but I’d like to see both teams be good (browns and ravens) so that there’s some nice threeway action going on.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
wow…that’s going back.
Yeah, it is. I’m pretty sure you’re the only one that even gets it at this point. I find myself much more entertaining than other people do
February 17th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Nah. Woody and Bo really cranked up the Hate-o-meter.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
he was born in pittsburgh. football in PA and ohio is like it is in texas or florida. it’s institutionalized.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
well, if it means anything, i laughed audibly.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Team boobs.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
football in PA and ohio is like it is in texas or florida.
Except a lot slower. Not-Vez, that threeway action thing is bait for the thread to reach 1300, isn’t it?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Don’t know why, but I’d have to go legs, boobs, ass.
Also Butterface=deal breaker. I don’t care how smokin’ the body is.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
bitch.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
/sounds like my prom night
February 17th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Absolutely. Esp since places like Youngstown, Erie, etc have Browns and Steelers fans living amongst each other.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Legs figure are important really only insofar as she doesn’t have cankles. If she has normally tapered ankles, then it’s made the shade as far as I’m concerned.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Esp since places like Youngstown, Erie, etc
…aren’t Cleveland.
/LeBron’d
February 17th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
RIP Brooks Hadlin
February 17th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
You know I keed, Spence. Miami’s greatest QB is from PA. And my dad was from Cleveland.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
/LeBalloonknot’d
February 17th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
The thigh “diamond” is the indisputable indication of of lower body hotness.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I’m outta here in about 40 mniutes. Let’s get this thing to 1300!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
and no. 2/3/4/whatever is from OH (kosar).
February 17th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
this.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
The thigh “diamond” is the indisputable indication of of lower body hotness.
I don’t know what that means.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
boobs then ass then legs.
However I agree, a butterface is a deal breaker.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
The thigh “diamond” is the indisputable indication of of lower body hotness.
I’m unfamiliar with this term… care to elaborate?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Explain please. I think I know what this means but enlighten me.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
This.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Big 33′d?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
GG…here.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
You guys are still going? Goodness.
The spreadsheet has been compiled. I make it a Google doc later and put it on my Twitter when I get home from class.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Kosar is either 3 or 4 depending on how much credit you give Kenny Dorsey. I think they’re probably about equal. Machine Gun and Vinny are definitely 1 & 2
February 17th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
The spreadsheet has been compiled. I make it a Google doc later and put it on my Twitter when I get home from class.
And what about for those of us who don’t twitter?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
That’s dedication!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
stark…what is dorsey doing these days? he needs to just quit trying to play and become a coach or OC already.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Thigh Diamond: Thighs touch but separate in the inner upper thigh region leaving a diamond shape.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Yeah. I don’t use twitter.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Thanks Spence, though a warning would of been nice. I figured that is what it was.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I can deal with a butterface if it’s above a 5 and her body’s above an 8
February 17th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
So, I know that earlier someone mentioned that 3 threads have had more than 1000 comments, but what is the official record for comments?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Danny DeVito was in the movie Casino?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
GG…my pleasure!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I thought a morning roundup from months back on a friday got 2000.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
1,400 for a kobe thread or some shit.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I thought a morning roundup from months back on a friday got 2000.
This is going to have to evolve into TBLAD for that to happen.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
And were most of those from cursed cleveland wiping the cum off his chin?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
I don’t think we’ve ever gone over 2,000.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
most of it was cursed telling us that kobe’s better than bron because kobe’s 2nd step off the dribble in the fourth quarter of games with a 15+/- point differential is .5 seconds quicker.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Danny DeVito was in the movie Casino?
Keep reading. Spencer caught my error and I explained my faux pais further down.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I don’t think we’ve ever gone over 1500 much less 2000. The server would probably crash.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Challenge accepted. Just kidding, I got shit to do after work.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
For one night only, it’s not as big a deal but once that night is over, so are our conversations.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Dorsey’s in the CFL, last I heard. Don’t know if he actually sees the field
February 17th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
However I agree, a butterface is a deal breaker.
To date yes. At 1am in a bar if she has nice boobies absolutely not.
/male pig’d
February 17th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
im hungry and stuck here til 630.
someone get me a burger.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Oh shit, boy just got hooked up! I get to fly first class from Chicago to California tomorrow morning. Fuck and yes.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
February 17th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Fuck. My hours are sweet. 8:30-4:00 with an hour for lunch.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
first class? sheeeeeeeeeeeit…lucky motherfucker.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
is she really a butterface though if she is a 5? what exactly is the cutoff?
/just ahd to “work” for about an hour, please excuse my absence.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Not-Vez, where you going in CA?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Ill get u a whataburger
February 17th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
What the hell am I going to have for dinner tonight? I hate moving. I can’t cook anything and I have a shit ton to do. But I’m tired and just want to go to bed.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
damn…i could REALLY go for that right now.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
I get to fly first class from Chicago to California tomorrow morning.
First class on a semi long flight is the shit. Good not to waste it on some short flight shit. Well done sir.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Also, I really hate that this epic thread has to be attached to a picture of Audrey O’Day. Yuck.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
pittsburgh rare ribeye with pomme frites.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Potbelly! Where are you moving? City or burbs?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Also, I really hate that this epic thread has to be attached to a picture of Audrey O’Day. Yuck
Jersey’s going to take you down a peg for saying that.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
seriously…she was hotter before she got plastic surgery’d out.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
is she really a butterface though if she is a 5? what exactly is the cutoff?
Less than a 5 that’s for sure. 3 and less maybe?
February 17th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
pittsburgh rare ribeye with pomme frites.
There’s a French bistro place near here called Toulouse. They do a great steak a’pouvre with palme frittes.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Hell yeah, normally only the partners fly first class and I’m in economy. But I guess since it’s a last moinute change it was all that was left open.
Flying into SFO, I live about 20 minutes of San Francisco.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Okay I was wrong. I feel like drinking really heavily tonight
/I hate my job
February 17th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
palme? What the fuck is wrong with me typing today…
/facepalms.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Now I’m getting hungry!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
am I the only one who had to look this skank up? I figured she was in porn, never heard of her before.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Making the band, yo.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
All your strength, all your power, all your love. Everything you’ve got. Right now!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
No need to come up with excuses to drink now that we’re coming up on the Guinness season
February 17th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
This guy’s having a nice filet mignon at some swank restaurant in Madison (if there is such a place). Last night boss orderedd a nice $150 bottle of wine that actually tasted like it’s price. We’ll see what happens tonight. Also this hotel has a governor’s club lounge that offers FREE drinks from 4:30 to 10:30. Oh yeah, I’ll be there, I’ll be there for a while…
February 17th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
you should’ve looked up kylie bisutti instead.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
1300
February 17th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Did stark confuse broccoli for vezina? Thats when that weekly name changing bullshit causes a problem
February 17th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
that sounds about right, but even if she has a smoking body, if you go under a 3 that is uncharted waters and you’re on your own.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
And I will def fuck Audrey O’Dey. She has wonderful boobies.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
/facepalmes.
/Fixed for the comment it extends from
February 17th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
that’s neither here nor there. hell, id probably fuck the ugly, big hoss kardashian.
February 17th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
I’ve never considered myself much of a legs guy, but HOLY SHIT!!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Did stark confuse broccoli for vezina?
A while back I did. And then like 5 other people made the same mistake after that. So I’ve taken to calling him Not-Vez
February 17th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
No, when I first started commenting a few people thought I was another of vezina’s names. I guess that could be an updated meme for SC… /not-vez
February 17th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Great Job to everybody today eclipsing 1300 comments. I’m outtie though.
/fuck the white sox, just for butters
February 17th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Don’t worry, the archives will be deleted in a week, so done of this matters anyway.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
hell, id probably fuck the ugly, big hoss kardashian.
Lamar Odom’s husband? Sheet. i’d have to spend all day in the Governor’s Club lounge to make my dick work for that yeti
February 17th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
!!!
February 17th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
I’m very disappointed with Kim and Kourtney take New York. I thought it would be a better show without that psycho hose beast.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
staying in the city just moving to a new apartment in the same neighborhood.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
It sounds so much easier than it actually is to move “right down the street” doesn’t it?
February 17th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I’m out soon too. Shipping my computer out instead of having to bring it on the plane. Upcoming 4 day weekend too, so see you suckers next week I guess. Good shit on today.
/pun intended
February 17th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
I only drink the finest Cambodian breastmilk.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
that sounds about right, but even if she has a smoking body, if you go under a 3 that is uncharted waters and you’re on your own.
I had a female roommate for about 8 months. Her face was about a 3. However if your an ass and legs man her body was a solid 8. Many a guy were willing to sail into those uncharted waters.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Lol @ Lamar odoms husband
February 17th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
oh fuck no…you move a big distance, you get it all done in one straight shot. you move down the street, you take a smaller van and have to do multiple trips. fuck that noise.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
/facepalmes.
/Fixed for the comment it extends from
Nicely done.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
i would like to see kate upton’s breasts.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
oh fuck no…you move a big distance, you get it all done in one straight shot. you move down the street, you take a smaller van and have to do multiple trips. fuck that noise.
This right here. I’ve moved twice in the past five years, and both times were within half a mile. The first time I did it all in one fail swoop and it was great. The second time, out of necessity, I had to do it piecemeal and it was just added stress.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
sweet fancy moses…
/sfw
February 17th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
sweet fancy moses…
/sfw
She’s not of this world.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Thank you for that lasting memory as I sign out…
February 17th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
sweet sassy molassy > sweet fancy moses
February 17th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Whoady! That just made my day. That girl is for real 18 years old? It makes me feel so dirty but at the same time care so little
February 17th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
When we bought our house, my sister moved into our condo and my cousin moved into her apartment. They wanted to do it a little at a time, but since I was doing the heavy lifting (literally), i was having none of it. I gave them a date to have everything packed up, rented a moving truck for a day and from 5 am to about 11 pm, proceeded to move every piece of furniture and box from one place to another. The next day felt great to have it all behind us.
/Expert mover
//Parents moved every time the house got dirty
February 17th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
I want Kate Upton to take me to rom
February 17th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
she just keeps getting better.
/less SFW
February 17th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
I thought it would be easier this time because I had less stuff to move and had the new apartment and the old one for a month overlapping. The packing part is fine, it’s all the other shit that’s stressing me out – arranging for new furniture, getting the shit out of my storage unit, getting the cable and utilities set up at the new place, blah blah blah.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
sweet sassy molassy > sweet fancy moses
Ha. Sports radio guy in Pittsburgh says sweet sassy molassy a lot. Its funny every time.
She’s not of this world.
Isn’t she only 18 too? Good lord.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
//Parents moved every time the house got dirty
Quick contest: how many different houses did you live in before the age of 18? I lived in 12.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
I have the swimsuit issue and I gotta tell you guys I really don’t understand why everyone is going on and on about Kate Upton. She’s pretty but it’s not like she’s the hottest chick ever. Bar is way better looking. Kate’s boobs look saggy in the spray paint bathing suit!
February 17th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
well i haven’t gotten there yet.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Quick contest: how many different houses did you live in before the age of 18?
I might be in last place with 2
February 17th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
we’re tied.
and im not seeing these saggy bewbs here, SG.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Kate’s boobs look saggy in the spray paint bathing suit!
Don’t make me fake cough ‘jealousy’. I’ll do it.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
South Carolina until 6mo old, grandma’s house in the U.P., Mich Tech apartment until age 4, plus 4 more so that’s 8 total.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
She’s pretty but it’s not like she’s the hottest chick ever. Bar is way better looking.
The newest girl is always the hottest girl ever
February 17th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR
February 17th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
14 that between the ages of 6 and 18.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
I’m not jealous. I know I don’t look anywhere near as good as her. I’m also 10+ years older and my boobs don’t sag like hers. All I’m saying is Bar is hotter than Kate.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
So I’m the clubhouse leader so far with 12 houses that I lived in before 18. SG said 8. Spencer and stark are at 2. Anyone else?
February 17th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
14 that between the ages of 6 and 18.
Spoke too soon. We have a new leader.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
im not the biggest bar fan…im a bigger irina shayk fan.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
I’m at 2. One for the first 3mo of my life in Vegas I don’t remember and then the house I grew up in outside of Pittsburgh. 2 is pretty lucky I think.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
You have a type, Spence.
/Padma lost the baby weight.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
she did indeed. but im kinda over her…she’s too smarmy now.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
put me down for 1. I’m 33 and my parents have lived in the same house since I was born.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Quick contest: how many different houses did you live in before the age of 18?
1 My mom,and both of my grandmothers have all lived in the same homes since I was born. Also, they live in the same neighborhood.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
… aaaaand where the hell was I?
February 17th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
and now i might have to go leryn franco > kate upton.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
for real. I took a trip through campus the other day and saw some chick who looked like they were about 12 up there. I felt quite uneasy about it and it had nothing to do with my porn mustache or my van with no windows and “free candy” spray painted on the side.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
felt quite uneasy about it and it had nothing to do with my porn mustache or my van with no windows and “free candy” spray painted on the side.
It was the music you were playing, wasn’t it? Those girls are too young for New Edition
February 17th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
It’s 5:30, haven’t you packed up your boner yet?
February 17th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
We appear to be losing some steam again.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
You might be my brother…
February 17th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
why would you feel so uneasy about being so legit?
February 17th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
naw man…stuck here for another hour.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
impressive run, guys.
let me know when the auto tune version goes up.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
We left those jokes in the other threads for the most part TBL.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
for real. I took a trip through campus the other day and saw some chick who looked like they were about 12 up there. I felt quite uneasy about it and it had nothing to do with my porn mustache or my van with no windows and “free candy” spray painted on the side.
Ha. I’ve been talkin with a few friends about maybe next fall hitting up a college party and being the old creepy guys at a party. There were always a couple at every party it seemed. Clearly I will have to bring my own booze and not drink shitty beer but I’m curious as to what drunk 18 and 19 yr olds think of this 27yr old after some shitty beers.
/i’m guessing they will think very little
February 17th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Alright, I’m taking my leave of this thread. spencer you should definitely keep talking in here though like Ballz talks to himself in TBLAD sometimes.
February 17th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
lollercoaster. I seriously need to do that sometime.