Comments on: The National Enquirer Claims OJ Simpson Got His Ass Kicked in Prison [UPDATE: FALSE!]

By: Tampa Bo

Tampa Bo — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:06:35 +0000

lol why even post this?

By: HtownHacker

HtownHacker — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:40:04 +0000

I’ve watched Locked Up on MSNBC way way too many times.

Never heard of it…now I’m gonna’ hafta’ try to find it. I always figured a lot of jail stories were exaggerated.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:37:04 +0000

Fucking 102 fever ain’t going away. Can’t remember Denzel Washington in a more badass movie than Training Day. Maybe American Gangster.

Spurs Milan UEFA at 2:30 folks.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:35:16 +0000

Strikingly prescient.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:27:20 +0000

What if I have someone killed, like puffy had biggy killed so that he could write a song about him dying and go number one?

Puffy has no street cred.

By: Dr. Cornholio 3000

Dr. Cornholio 3000 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:25:45 +0000

Or just get shot.
That too.

What if I have someone killed, like puffy had biggy killed so that he could write a song about him dying and go number one?

By: mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples

mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:22:04 +0000

Or just get shot.

/pours one out for Cap Rooney

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:20:18 +0000

Or just get shot.

That too.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:19:38 +0000

But then how will I get street cred for when album comes out?
Just go to trial and beat those charges.
/2pac’d
//Snoop’d
///not TI or Lil Wayne

Or just get shot.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:19:33 +0000

You smell like a pig to me.

I’m no pig. But I did just eat some bacon.

/no kidding

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:18:36 +0000

cause ms621 regularly beat the shit outta some pigs and molesters when he was in the pen.

Or was he taking the beating?

You smell like a pig to me.

/fashions shiv out of mattress spring.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:17:57 +0000

And if you do, make sure it’s not for beating women or molesting children. About the only people who are treated worse are ex-cops.

Denny Green’s kid is fucked, both figuratively and I’m sure to be literally

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:17:47 +0000

But then how will I get street cred for when album comes out?

Just go to trial and beat those charges.

/2pac’d
//Snoop’d
///not TI or Lil Wayne

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:16:50 +0000

cause ms621 regularly beat the shit outta some pigs and molesters when he was in the pen.

Or was he taking the beating?

By: mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples

mizerle06 is the crippliest of the cripples — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:15:49 +0000

I’m not sure if I want to know the answer, but how do you know this?

cause ms621 regularly beat the shit outta some pigs and molesters when he was in the pen.

By: Dr. Cornholio 3000

Dr. Cornholio 3000 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:15:29 +0000

Which brings me to my next point, never get sent to prison.

But then how will I get street cred for when album comes out?

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:15:13 +0000

I’m not sure if I want to know the answer, but how do you know this?

I’ve watched Locked Up on MSNBC way way too many times.

By: Ty_Webb 1.0

Ty_Webb 1.0 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:15:08 +0000

/TJ:

National Enquirer interviews Neil armstrong; “moon made out of cheese.”

/End TJ

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:13:46 +0000

And if you do, make sure it’s not for beating women or molesting children. About the only people who are treated worse are ex-cops.

I’m not sure if I want to know the answer, but how do you know this?

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:13:13 +0000

Which brings me to my next point, never get sent to prison.

lolz. This reminded me of LT in Water Boy.

/Don’t do crack